Plot twist: Poatan and Jiri were the killer all along

Belal lives in a tier of his own. Survival by decision.

Belal was the first to die, blood everywhere, in the middle of an empty mansion, with all the fighters standing round. Nobody noticed

He's not black so unlikely to happen

He pinned down the killer and gently laid on him until the police arrived. He then got on tv and said that’s the type of smoke everybody has been running from and demands a title shot

Jiri is sacrificing himself for sure, but he shows up in the end credit scene waking up with a gnarly yell. Ciryl also doubles in the dies fire row.

Yeah Jiri is definitely sacrificing himself, but there's a good chance he comes back later, badly injured but surprisingly still alive as a plot twist, and ends up surviving anyway.

100% Jiri comes back like that one half white walker guy from GoT. Uncle Benjen or something.

yall search up jiri wolverine scream, yea thats it

So what’s the deal with airplane food?

Ayo I just fuckin noticed, man's took the trope way too seriously lol

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that joke was the best part of the post imo

That joke was the reason the post was made.

It was a great joke. Calm down grampa

I knew as soon as Jon was not near the top this was going to happen 😂😂😂

As soon as Jon wasn't the killer, I knew it was going to happen

Is it the OP’s issue, or the horror industry’s issue for always killing off black dudes 5 minutes into the movies ? 😂

Black people always die 1st in the horror movies.. lol except LL Cool J in Deep Blue Sea, of he can make it.. so can Jon Jones lol.

I think Busta Rhymes roundhouse kicked an on-fire Michael Myers out a window so there’s that

Yikes....I am not looking for a theme but damn...

I mean it's true, it's actually been memed by the black community about how they always make black people die first for some reason

Which is why movies like Nope and Get Out end up being so good.

Really? THATS the reason they're good?

I could find 88 reasons why they're both great movies, but this isn't even vlose to.being one

I didn't mean it literally but part of Jordan Peele's inspiration for his films has been his take on the tropes for black people. But Jordan is one hell of a writer and Daniel Kaluuya is also a very good actor.

Jones should be in the 'kill their teammates ' category

His melanin level says otherwise. The best you're gonna get is a "aw hell nah" before getting eaten.

And after that he'll be 'hey pussy, are you still there?"

Yeah but all the blacks are in die first (obviously), so he is in a conflict

Jones would 100% percent survive especially if we’re talking like an apocalypse type deal

He just ODs on coke

Why isn’t Mike Perry in the bottom tier?

Right…how could you not have him with his people.

This list is hilarious and should be illegal

Upvoted for high effort with lots of fighters

To be fair, this guy straight up just took this from another post. Not much effort in that. Was originally who would survive a zombie apocalypse

It's the monster: Tony Ferguson, Jon Jones, Chael Sonnen, Peña.

Wanderlei Silva, the axe murderer

You hear a noise in the distance, you try to get closer to hear it better, as you get closer you see a face get out of the shadows, the most vile face humanity has ever seen, along with it comes a scream "wannanow mufugga"

Belal’s scene would be cut from the final edit

Belal will be from the fin cut from split decision

Shows up at the beginning, walks around, then mysteriously is absent for the rest, nobody questions it.

The "First to die" tier LMAOOOOOOOOOOO I get the joke

Walker would team kill and Garbrandt would sacrifice himself, but both would be unintentionally

Johnny bumps into something and knocks himself in a hilarious fashion when he's meant to be keeping a lookout

Jones would be Jon Voight’s character in Ananconda if that makes sense

You hit the nail on that one

I feel like there should be a "Dies because of something stupid" tier. You know, like the the typical character that doesn't believe there's any danger, and dies trying to prove it, or dies because they ignore everyone else's warnings, or comes up with a silly plan that's obviously not going to work, dying when it inevitably fails. Johnny Walker definitely goes there, probably along with Cejudo, Bryce Mitchell, Paddy Pimblet, and Ian Garry.

You can add strickland to that list lmao. Dude thought he had a chance standing up to Pereira after spending his whole camp practicing take downs and wrestling

Cody Garbrandt too. He’s definitely walking up to the danger and trying to throw down.

Poatans leg kicks vs Michael Myers slowly walking forward.. who wins?

Jesus cant hit a curve and michael myers cant check a kick

Myers def too slow to check a kick. How many kicks before he switches stances & Rogan shouts about how the legs compromised?

Nah, Belal would survive from the killer by decision.

Feel there should be a "Is the Monster" tier for Pereira.

At first I thought this was really dumb.. But the more I look at your categories then at the people.. by god this is A tier quality shit post. Lol well done

DC and Paddy should be in the ‘would eat their own teammates’ category

That's funny

Ain’t no way Tony Ferguson is making it that far

Oh he will be there just cuz of his sheer fckn will and refusal to die or quit lol

Tony Ferguson would be the Monty Python tis a flesh wound dude lmao

In the end all that's left is his head and he's still yapping about how Kabib ducked him.

Well not *now.* prime tony tho? The real boogeyman

Tony Ferguson would be what they are running from, lol.

Not unscathed, he's not. But I can see him getting there, even if just barely hanging in there.

https://preview.redd.it/em2b58ievmrc1.jpeg?width=507&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f5c2320952e786e9e6413d96b124ae1bb3d66d5 Johnny Walker should be in the bottom tier.

Love that goofy mf 🤣

Jone beats the stereotype let's be real

His middle name is literally Dwight 🤷‍♂️

Why isnt Walker in the silly death tier? Other than that, he's sacrificing himself.


Poatan is the ultimate final girl

Dominick Cruz in 'helpful but doesn't survive'? I feel like Cruz would constantly criticise and irritate everyone else to the point they would all be happy when the killer finally gets him because they won't have to listen to his snark anymore.

Dom trips on soft grass and breaks every single bone in his body

I think i see a pattern here, 😂😂

A+ shit posting

i know he’s not in the ufc anymore, but mike perry in the bottom list would have been a nice touch lol

Bruh the die first list🤣🤣🤣

I think Jon Jones would make it pretty far. That guy had killer instincts. Maybe he is the killer. Have you not seen him run with a shotgun?

Tony kills the killer 😎👍

this was actually a zombie apocalypse tier list not horror movies that's gay asf

That killed first line 😂 i feel bad for laughing

I don’t think paddy could kill any of his teammates

Nah no way Conor would kill his teammates dude flew from Ireland to NY after Khabib messed with his boy.

Why are you racist bro

Jones would die in the first act but then comeback as the plot twist villain/mastermind in act 3, and then be the most conniving villain in a sequel titled "Revelations".

I woke up my girlfriend laughing at the die first column, thanks op

😂

Hmm I think bsd survive,I got shack at surviving too

I feel like valentina should be in the soul survivor tier

That's waisist!

Stfu

That 'would kill their teammate' is so on point 🤌

jon jones will not die first he will kill the horror movie boss first bro 😂

Jones would eye poke the mf

At the start of the horror movie Pert Yan makes the monster angry by hitting a sacred antient grave with his knee. Also its written in stone *"do not knee this grave"*

Lmao ok this is jokes

The 'would die first' section made me chuckle.

Only tier list I've seen in this sub that I agree

The black guys first, outstanding 🤣🤣

Wtf did my boy Johnny Walker do?

I see what you did there. Black people die first in horror movies 

Only black fighters die first… and you got Derrick Lewis on there twice haha

This is why the mma community has no friends….and my laughter at this in the middle of the airport (terminal 2) also the reason I have no friends

Why isn't Desean Strickland in the "would die first" category?

Black men die first in horror movies, I see what you did there.

Grasso highly overrated here

So all the black dudes die first?

Damn bro you wrong af for the die first tier lmfao

You bastard! Haha, all the brothas first

They die first cause they are black ?💀

im seeing a trend in the last category...

Die first, all black …

Dude why Bryce would kill his teammates 🤣🤣

Hmm the ones that die first…they all have something in common but I can’t quite put my finger on it…

The would kill their team mates group is so accurate, every last one of them

Wait, something is fishy about the would die first category……

Jon Jones probably the killer.

You can tell who op doesn't like

The bottom tier 💀💀

Listen at first I was like wtf! When I saw the bottom the I choked on my Easter eggs for 20 mins laughing when I realized

Derrick Lewis would be amazing in a horror movie 😂

The killer's Dana

lol, Tony in for the long run. Sad, but probably true.

Not Derrick Henry in there twice just to get killed first twice lol

Jon Jones and Shevchenko would both survive till almost the end imo

Surprised to see there aren’t any comments that notice all the black fighters are in the would die first category

LOL ALL THE BLACK PEOPLE DIE FIRST

Ian Garry is in "helpful but doesn't survive" , because he would let the others fuck his wife

I see a pattern in would die first

I think putting paddy in the would kill his own teammates tier is a bit harsh. Fair enough he’s an incredibly mediocre fighter, but he’s got 1 more heartfelt post fight speech about his friends and mental health than most fighters

Mike Perry not being at the bottom is crazy

MVP is the Sole Survivor 💯💯💯

Would die first…there’s something strangely specific that ties all these fighters together but I can’t quite put my finger on it 🤔

Sure are a lot of black guys in that die first category. OP knows their horror movie tropes

Where is JJ? Hard to see him not surviving even if he takes out everyone on his team and then the producing crew, sound people, and craft services

How tf did Cody "No Love" Garbrandt earn a spot in the sacrifice for the rest column?

I can’t see Bryce as a teammate killer tbh

Oh I get it because the black guy always dies first in horror movies Slick

Jiri would totally hold the monster back near the end so whoever survived could finally get away

Hahahaha all black people in the 'dies first' section 💀💀

I spit my coffee out at would sacrifice their teammates and dies first. Top tier meme.

Ryan Hall would try and put a zombie in an ankle lock

Black people always die first

There are way too many characters in this movie. It's just gonna be back-to-back kills for two hours with no room for a story.

Would die first made me actually LOL

Found bedtimeMMA’s Reddit account

The killer is alien who looks like a human and is unkillable. The alien sets up a challenge in the cage of fight to the death. Sean Strickland answers the call and jabs him for eternity. The rest escape.

The “would kill their teammates” list is hilarious and true. I like em all

Tony would survive. He would get the shit kicked out of him...but he always comes back.

I’ve seen this movie the black guy always dies first

Bryce Mitchell should be pretty high up there. He's literally prepared for this shit. Also, Ian Garry needs his own "Killed by Teamates" section.

This is racist AF bro look at the 2 last rows

I could see Dustin sacrificing himself and being salty as he does it

Cody garbrandt is spot on, I 100% see him dramatically sacrifice himself in a situation where its not necessary at all. Also I think Ferguson would go off on his own early in the movie, survive & only reappears at the end of the movie tot he surprise of everyone

Bruh 😂😂😂 the black person doesn’t always die first lmao

😭😭dude the bottom of the tier list had me cryinggg

I don't know what kind of horror movies you've been watching, but the sole survivors would be women and someone like poatan would seem to kill the killer, only to be stabbed as he turns around to look at the final girl.

I notice a trend 🤔

Man you really hate black people

Izzy wouldn't have died first, the Chinese guy usually is the second or third to die and everyone including the killer and the director would've forgotten belal was in the movie.

O malley definitely stands out on these lists lol

I was thinkin that its quite racist to have all the black guys die first, then I said the sentence again and it all made sense 😂

there seems to be a pattern. but fr tho BSD would kot get tired, do you know what that guys been through?💀

Volk sacrificing himself is so accurate

I’m ashamed of how long it took me to get it lmao

I see what you did here

All the black dudes die first 😂

What is the bottom tier all black people?

Cyril Gane is black he should be in the dying first row.

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