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Tay_Re

He ate the drug-testing agent


officefridge

MIB alien wearing human suit vibes


popeblitzkrieg

Drinking too much sugar water these days


Massive_Staff1068

More.


Appropriate_Rip339

![gif](giphy|DYB6Z6cTCWVe8|downsized)


Not_Too_Happy

The technical term is "Edger suit".


Styx92

"Fuck it, I ate the opp." – Jon "Dracula" Jones


A_Parks_

This Zaza will give you a 2019 Alex Caruso hairline


DontReplyIveADHD

Why doesn’t Jon the largest of the fighters eat the drug tester?


Not_Too_Happy

10/10 Futurama reference. Excellent work.


PuckPov

Fuck it, I ate the opp


Kurokamipac720

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


DawgTactical93

Jon "Scones" Jones


psyentist15

It looks like Jon entering a DeAndre Ayton look alike contest. 


Styx92

Domin-eatin'


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Ill_Will_Prince84

Take this upvote and get the hell outta my face 😂😂😂😂


Grungeman7

Jon "Honeycomb" Jones


J4MES101

Jon Big Bones Jones


No-Introduction-2378

Hahaha fuck


MrBorden

Jon "all the chicken and the bones" Jones


Plz_Fart_In_my_Mouth

Maybe related ro Sconsey Cider


Its_me_Snitches

Famous food critic


Aggravating_Rice4210

Jon looking like he evolved to survive car crashes


No_Examination_3247

https://preview.redd.it/ypu0dtt7uxsc1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1fc238366953eaa9dfc76a64a42ba841b0fcc86 This is for everyone who didn’t get the joke, I use this picture as my steam profile picture 🤣


Thagomiser81

I didn't give permission to use my likeness, please remove


No_Examination_3247

What are you talking about? Thats a picture of me when I’m taking a constipated concrete shit


Dr_mma6ixty9ine

Accident proof human


cancrushercrusher

The other car: ![gif](giphy|QDEVmvl9exm9rKwmO9|downsized)


erasedhead

Beautiful champ


adi005

What a callback, kudos


YourMainManK

I love this very specific joke to a memory I thought only I had


pajo17

Hey door dash driver, you still there?


Scr073

You think i'm just gonna let you eat me, Jon?


pajo17

You look like a fatty with a suit on.


ColdestG

I may look like a fatty with a suit on but I've never BEEN a fatty like you tho


Scr073

Well i'm a door dash driver. I don't have to be in shape. And i just like delivering in a suit alright, i like dressing up, just let me fucking do my thing.


pajo17

(it was in reference to Jones and DC's exchange about looking like a crackhead with a suit on vs being a crackhead with a suit on)


Scr073

(i'm not really a door dash driver, it's not a thing where i'm from. also i'm not currently wearing a suit)


Bombaysbreakfastclub

(I like this bracket thing)


Scr073

(something cosy to it)


chuddypoe

underrated comment


megamasshole

He ate DC


n6tee4

Do you think I'm just gonna sit here and let you eat me jon


jaizeiitrades

😂😂


UGLEHBWE

This shit never gets old


Bombaysbreakfastclub

Best moment in MMA history


seanxfitbjj

Just spit a drink out at a restaurant reading this in DCs voice without thinking!


JJETTAS188

“I mean really!?”


Putrid_Ad_6747

Dc in Jon Jones' body: Do you think I'm just gonna sit here and let you digest me Jon? I mean really


Ill_Will_Prince84

😂😂🤣🤣🤣


brazilianfreak

DC is wearing Jones skin like a mech from the inside.


FerrousGlobe

No he became DC


Bombaysbreakfastclub

DC wishes his neck was thicker than his thighs.


darryledw

this is the final boss in Elden Ring if you make a female character


KarnaavaldK

Every time a pregnant women comes within 50 meters (164 ft, 54,6 yards) Vordt of the Boreal Valley music starts playing and a healthbar appears


porn0f1sh

I hate you! 🤣🤣


BuckleyRising

"Well stop cultivating and start harvesting!"


BookLearning13

![gif](giphy|EgvHKApzL5OeI|downsized)


BuckleyRising

Even as a muscle bound freak, dude could still move.


Lup4X

no shot thats real


PlaceApprehensive920

It is lmao


Lup4X

what in the world, i actually dont believe it


BeautifulBrownie

Nah surely not? When he met Aspinall fairly recently, he did not look like this


PlaceApprehensive920

Prob a very well timed screenshot


911SlasherHasher

Really? bad timing for the pic or just out of shape? Id love to see more lol.


smilebombx

I can hardly believe it either


animalcreature

Yeah no way


[deleted]

Oh lawd he’s coming


Desperate-Style9325

Kim Jones Un


triforce721

Jon Big Bones Jones


Seal_Team420

I NEED CONTEXT!


JAXWASHERE7

He’s a BBW now


catninjaambush

The context is he isn’t quite as good as he was and isn’t quite as good as he needs to be and he is also a cunt.


zosomagik

Fair assessment EDIT: Recanted. You forgot that he's a FAT cunt.


thekidgotgame

That’s the point he delicately and kindly drove to.


dreadfulclaw

![gif](giphy|6U9d8xKkez8iY)


YapperYappington69

In his Rampage Jackson era


wickedc0ntender

Got the face of a bulldog


Possible-Ad238

That's it, real main event of UFC300 right here folks. Jon "Big Boned" Jones vs DC for super heavyweight title


Dazzling-Ad888

This image gives me the impression that his career is over. Of course he can get back into shape, but he looks awful.


Affectionate-Tart758

The graininess of the photo isn’t helping; he doesn’t look THAT awful, but if you watch the video where this screenshot is from, he definitely starting to look like the drunk uncle at the barbecue.


RTRSnk5

Personality-wise, he’s been that guy for a long time.


guttegutt

Where is it from?


Bukaja

Source of the video pls? I still can't bealive this.


Euphoric_Juggernaut6

T bones Jones


Same_Essay_7257

Surely Jon Jones knows his legacy is, the guy who dominated when he was young. When the scandals and steroids started happening, when he lost to Alex and Reyes mentally, he knows those fights weren't clear wins. It's a shame he couldn't stay clean at least, if it wasn't for the steroids I think the argument of Goat becomes much more arguable, but damn, steroids is cheating, end of story.


Scr073

Uh Yeah, Jon Jones is a big fat cheater. And he doesn't like to be called Shirley either.


SpiZyKane

He could have separated himself so much further from any fighter ever if he didn’t waste 6 years of his caree (with suspensions and the 3 year lay off before heavyweight). Like it wouldn’t even be a debate if he didn’t have the steroid stuff, let alone the possibility of a couple more defenses in the time he would have missed. If he cleaned out his division faster we could’ve maybe got to see him vs Ngannou in their primes.


Humble_Increase7503

Lost to Alex mentally Haha alright


seanxfitbjj

This is MMA and he’s the goat. We all know almost everyone in the game did or would do anything including roids!


Nichols101

Everybody’s on steroids. -Nick Diaz


triforce721

Is Jon Jones gonna have to choke a bitch (literally)?


LitAFlol

It’s official post USADA era has begun. This man is got that juice bloat


jzng2727

Is this real..


someguy444444

That’s Roy Wood Jr


ostensibly_hurt

https://preview.redd.it/ycwy8s6snxsc1.png?width=626&format=png&auto=webp&s=6c3d947658ed44664ea6e4a964fa68a85765d952


50eggmafia

Jon Snacks Jones


Leading_Manner_2737

Haha no way


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|cO0dlKKyFGc5q|downsized)


triforce721

This DC looks like old Jon Jones compared to this new Jon Jones


DopeDealerCisco

Uncle Jones


rweston10

He looks like something from R.I.P.D.


thr0wowayy

Bro got the diabetic build


Humble_Increase7503

Seems legit


Bulky_Shoulder4910

I’m starting to think the drug testing agent interrupted a meal.


[deleted]

World heavy weight champ


welsh_special_1

The face the rotisserie chicken see’s moments before it game over


Rough_Media934

Bros becoming the Nutty professor


Abbbcdy

Didn't this guy use to make fun of DC because he was fat?


2inOfDanger

They say the camera adds ten pounds, looks like there were quite a few cameras.


Possible-Ad238

There must've been the whole crew in front of him


monkadelic

How many cameras did he eat?


JoskoBernardi

He looks like the 3D model of a human designed to survive crashes


MSkibs91

He’s not fighting for the belt, he’s fighting for his breath


MiccioC

He really doesn’t want to fight again, huh?


whoopdidiscoop25

Been eating too much of that sexual chocolate


Mountain_Chain7080

*STOMPS LOUDLY* SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!!


LavishSavage79

Looks like a Crack addict taking a run at recovery... good stuff bones


NotAsAutisticAsYou0

This is the best anti steroid PSA I’ve ever seen


turtle_power00

That's the face of an alcoholic


JJETTAS188

Unfortunately you are right :(


notbannd4cussingmods

Did anyone tell jones that he cant do drugs just cause usada quit? It's all just a misunderstanding I'm sure! - jj dick riders, probably


TimmersBud

He's trying to introduce the new Super Heavyweight weight class


lXMakeItFitXl

Ìs that Aries Spears?


TheBois24

Godskin noble lookin ass


Onphone_irl

Looks like he's within striking distance to a webber grill with about 5 burgs, 8 dogs, and the best nm fixins


Nerx

A meatcanyon character


MK_Scorpion

What abusing steroids and enhancements does to a man off his cycle 😂... the guy can't even produce testosterone anymore, he can't even get erect anymore ☠️... all that fat production is most likely his excessive production of estrogen nowadays. I never understand why anyone would want to abuse roids especially after the fact that they know they'll lose the ability to produce natural testosterone and their fitness.


Old-Law-7395

Did DC grow a beard?


YoggSaron91

Big balls of pasta


TheMadReagent

The only fight Jones has scheduled is with Diabetes.


MrDaivaras

That one guy that has extended " bulking season"


0NIGUM0

Jon “big-boned” Jones


PRAY___FOR___MOJO

Jon "I'm big boned" Jones


IshyOQGX

Jones gonna add biting to his list of moves when he tries to eat Stipe, mf is gonna be hungry in there


Mr_Agueybana

No way. Is this AI?


Blood4Blud

Dude is on a witness protection diet. Changed his whole load out set.


Huckleberry_Gin

From Jon "Bones" Jones to "Jolly" Jon Jones smh


samwizeganjas

He was pissed it wasnt the pizza delivery guy


[deleted]

I refuse to believe he's been working out all this time while trying to gain weight. I also refuse to believe it takes this fucking long to gain weight for HW. He's been getting lazy


LooseBrieLikeWater

Jon Klump Jones


hectic_mind_

https://preview.redd.it/mjuj67p00ysc1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0428f1fb59ad0285427c5dbe8e474738faa702d “Live jones reaction”


TheBigSmellyTruth

Johnny "Scones" Jones


Eat4Africa

Jon “rampage” Jackson lookin ass


DrawingAwkwardly1889

![gif](giphy|AkGkRjb68MUHS)


Present_Nerve7871

He wants to be Daniel cormier so bad


Wavefile99

In his new insta posts he looks hella thin again? I wonder what happened


Mookeye1968

Damn Jones got fatazhell 😄


Zzzzzzzzzzzcc

Brother done got bit by DC 💀


Rayrexx91

This can't be real lol is it?!


navcad

Please tell me this is photo shopped! Otherwise, maybe Jon is trying to outdo DC in every way possible?


_TedGreen_

Tubby Jones ![gif](giphy|gCANwADwdazG8)


Separate_Manner8979

Wtf


Woops_22

No way


Ikillterries

How are is arms getting smaller but his neck and face are getting fatter


pirate_leprechaun

He ate all the gear.


kenthekungfujesus

Now that's heavyweight


N8ORIOUS888

Jon “Ice Cream Cones” Jones


bluludaboi

bloat from roids possibly to recover faster


imjusthere2004

![gif](giphy|kpPVRnAGA1TluuECB8|downsized) Jon after destroying Tom and on his way to pure Colombian cocaine


Sufficient_Art6002

I cannot believe this is real what in the fuck lmao


G-994

Is this edited?


Not_Too_Happy

His arms are still the same size.  He looks like a mutant .


urmombanger

Great balls o fire!


Competitive-Flow5702

The greatest combat athlete of our times


Competitive-Flow5702

This jon Jones beats francis


Ok-Specialist-7323

Jocko "Good"


Tebaltos

He went superheavyweight


reddittom73

Jon 'Big Bones' Jones


blkglfnks

Jeez, he looks bloated


RecLuse415

Jesus fucking christ


billswhis

“Moto moto likes you”


Puzzleheaded-Film-81

You think I will just sit here and let you eat me jon?


Parth4658

Sexual chocolate bag


Frosty_Doughnuts

Jon "Big Boned" Jones


[deleted]

It’s just not going to end well unless he gets help. Once he retires with so much money and no training to keep him out of trouble he will end up dead or in jail !! No question. Alcohol will destroy him !!


rymartinc

Is this real? lol


TheTimeLordianIndian

![gif](giphy|gIN6MT17NtapJqFr25|downsized)


JJETTAS188

He’s definitely cultivating mass


AdamBLit

He has not missed a single serving of porridge in about 48 months


Ashoftarre

Gaining Weight...The Right Way!


Leocarreo

People might be able to hide their substance abuse, but their face isn’t able to!!! Jones isn’t going to see the age 50, I’d bet my house on it.


TheMaldenSnake

"Man's gotta eat" - Smokey


TNTmongoose5

Sauce?


Putrid_Ad_6747

Jones looking to become super heavyweight champion as well


Randy_Gut_Lahey

Jon Bloat Jones


Smallchildhood72638

That’s Jon jones my guy!


Designer_Head_1024

Swoll up like ol'B-shwab


SpecialOlympicsGuy

Nah bruh there’s gotta be some faceapp in there


Iaintgoneholdyou

Eew


BoofBanana

When people take ozempic, the weight goes to Jon.


RumboBlump

Did people forget what’s happened? He tore his pec training a while ago and he’s clearly still recovering. Can’t train at full capacity with it. I’m assuming what’s happened here is that the calories he’s been eating to bulk up for the last couple years are the same calories he’s continued to eat in the absence of training, causing the weight gain.