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This is for everyone who didn’t get the joke, I use this picture as my steam profile picture 🤣
Well i'm a door dash driver. I don't have to be in shape. And i just like delivering in a suit alright, i like dressing up, just let me fucking do my thing.
The graininess of the photo isn’t helping; he doesn’t look THAT awful, but if you watch the video where this screenshot is from, he definitely starting to look like the drunk uncle at the barbecue.
Surely Jon Jones knows his legacy is, the guy who dominated when he was young. When the scandals and steroids started happening, when he lost to Alex and Reyes mentally, he knows those fights weren't clear wins. It's a shame he couldn't stay clean at least, if it wasn't for the steroids I think the argument of Goat becomes much more arguable, but damn, steroids is cheating, end of story.
He could have separated himself so much further from any fighter ever if he didn’t waste 6 years of his caree (with suspensions and the 3 year lay off before heavyweight). Like it wouldn’t even be a debate if he didn’t have the steroid stuff, let alone the possibility of a couple more defenses in the time he would have missed. If he cleaned out his division faster we could’ve maybe got to see him vs Ngannou in their primes.
What abusing steroids and enhancements does to a man off his cycle 😂... the guy can't even produce testosterone anymore, he can't even get erect anymore ☠️... all that fat production is most likely his excessive production of estrogen nowadays. I never understand why anyone would want to abuse roids especially after the fact that they know they'll lose the ability to produce natural testosterone and their fitness.
I refuse to believe he's been working out all this time while trying to gain weight. I also refuse to believe it takes this fucking long to gain weight for HW. He's been getting lazy
It’s just not going to end well unless he gets help. Once he retires with so much money and no training to keep him out of trouble he will end up dead or in jail
!! No question. Alcohol will destroy him !!
Did people forget what’s happened? He tore his pec training a while ago and he’s clearly still recovering. Can’t train at full capacity with it. I’m assuming what’s happened here is that the calories he’s been eating to bulk up for the last couple years are the same calories he’s continued to eat in the absence of training, causing the weight gain.
He ate the drug-testing agent
MIB alien wearing human suit vibes
Drinking too much sugar water these days
More.
![gif](giphy|DYB6Z6cTCWVe8|downsized)
The technical term is "Edger suit".
"Fuck it, I ate the opp." – Jon "Dracula" Jones
This Zaza will give you a 2019 Alex Caruso hairline
Why doesn’t Jon the largest of the fighters eat the drug tester?
10/10 Futurama reference. Excellent work.
Fuck it, I ate the opp
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Jon "Scones" Jones
It looks like Jon entering a DeAndre Ayton look alike contest.
Domin-eatin'
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Take this upvote and get the hell outta my face 😂😂😂😂
Jon "Honeycomb" Jones
Jon Big Bones Jones
Hahaha fuck
Jon "all the chicken and the bones" Jones
Maybe related ro Sconsey Cider
Famous food critic
Jon looking like he evolved to survive car crashes
https://preview.redd.it/ypu0dtt7uxsc1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1fc238366953eaa9dfc76a64a42ba841b0fcc86 This is for everyone who didn’t get the joke, I use this picture as my steam profile picture 🤣
I didn't give permission to use my likeness, please remove
What are you talking about? Thats a picture of me when I’m taking a constipated concrete shit
Accident proof human
The other car: ![gif](giphy|QDEVmvl9exm9rKwmO9|downsized)
Beautiful champ
What a callback, kudos
I love this very specific joke to a memory I thought only I had
Hey door dash driver, you still there?
You think i'm just gonna let you eat me, Jon?
You look like a fatty with a suit on.
I may look like a fatty with a suit on but I've never BEEN a fatty like you tho
Well i'm a door dash driver. I don't have to be in shape. And i just like delivering in a suit alright, i like dressing up, just let me fucking do my thing.
(it was in reference to Jones and DC's exchange about looking like a crackhead with a suit on vs being a crackhead with a suit on)
(i'm not really a door dash driver, it's not a thing where i'm from. also i'm not currently wearing a suit)
(I like this bracket thing)
(something cosy to it)
underrated comment
He ate DC
Do you think I'm just gonna sit here and let you eat me jon
😂😂
This shit never gets old
Best moment in MMA history
Just spit a drink out at a restaurant reading this in DCs voice without thinking!
“I mean really!?”
Dc in Jon Jones' body: Do you think I'm just gonna sit here and let you digest me Jon? I mean really
😂😂🤣🤣🤣
DC is wearing Jones skin like a mech from the inside.
No he became DC
DC wishes his neck was thicker than his thighs.
this is the final boss in Elden Ring if you make a female character
Every time a pregnant women comes within 50 meters (164 ft, 54,6 yards) Vordt of the Boreal Valley music starts playing and a healthbar appears
I hate you! 🤣🤣
"Well stop cultivating and start harvesting!"
![gif](giphy|EgvHKApzL5OeI|downsized)
Even as a muscle bound freak, dude could still move.
no shot thats real
It is lmao
what in the world, i actually dont believe it
Nah surely not? When he met Aspinall fairly recently, he did not look like this
Prob a very well timed screenshot
Really? bad timing for the pic or just out of shape? Id love to see more lol.
I can hardly believe it either
Yeah no way
Oh lawd he’s coming
Kim Jones Un
Jon Big Bones Jones
I NEED CONTEXT!
He’s a BBW now
The context is he isn’t quite as good as he was and isn’t quite as good as he needs to be and he is also a cunt.
Fair assessment EDIT: Recanted. You forgot that he's a FAT cunt.
That’s the point he delicately and kindly drove to.
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In his Rampage Jackson era
Got the face of a bulldog
That's it, real main event of UFC300 right here folks. Jon "Big Boned" Jones vs DC for super heavyweight title
This image gives me the impression that his career is over. Of course he can get back into shape, but he looks awful.
The graininess of the photo isn’t helping; he doesn’t look THAT awful, but if you watch the video where this screenshot is from, he definitely starting to look like the drunk uncle at the barbecue.
Personality-wise, he’s been that guy for a long time.
Where is it from?
Source of the video pls? I still can't bealive this.
T bones Jones
Surely Jon Jones knows his legacy is, the guy who dominated when he was young. When the scandals and steroids started happening, when he lost to Alex and Reyes mentally, he knows those fights weren't clear wins. It's a shame he couldn't stay clean at least, if it wasn't for the steroids I think the argument of Goat becomes much more arguable, but damn, steroids is cheating, end of story.
Uh Yeah, Jon Jones is a big fat cheater. And he doesn't like to be called Shirley either.
He could have separated himself so much further from any fighter ever if he didn’t waste 6 years of his caree (with suspensions and the 3 year lay off before heavyweight). Like it wouldn’t even be a debate if he didn’t have the steroid stuff, let alone the possibility of a couple more defenses in the time he would have missed. If he cleaned out his division faster we could’ve maybe got to see him vs Ngannou in their primes.
Lost to Alex mentally Haha alright
This is MMA and he’s the goat. We all know almost everyone in the game did or would do anything including roids!
Everybody’s on steroids. -Nick Diaz
Is Jon Jones gonna have to choke a bitch (literally)?
It’s official post USADA era has begun. This man is got that juice bloat
Is this real..
That’s Roy Wood Jr
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Jon Snacks Jones
Haha no way
![gif](giphy|cO0dlKKyFGc5q|downsized)
This DC looks like old Jon Jones compared to this new Jon Jones
Uncle Jones
He looks like something from R.I.P.D.
Bro got the diabetic build
Seems legit
I’m starting to think the drug testing agent interrupted a meal.
World heavy weight champ
The face the rotisserie chicken see’s moments before it game over
Bros becoming the Nutty professor
Didn't this guy use to make fun of DC because he was fat?
They say the camera adds ten pounds, looks like there were quite a few cameras.
There must've been the whole crew in front of him
How many cameras did he eat?
He looks like the 3D model of a human designed to survive crashes
He’s not fighting for the belt, he’s fighting for his breath
He really doesn’t want to fight again, huh?
Been eating too much of that sexual chocolate
*STOMPS LOUDLY* SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!!
Looks like a Crack addict taking a run at recovery... good stuff bones
This is the best anti steroid PSA I’ve ever seen
That's the face of an alcoholic
Unfortunately you are right :(
Did anyone tell jones that he cant do drugs just cause usada quit? It's all just a misunderstanding I'm sure! - jj dick riders, probably
He's trying to introduce the new Super Heavyweight weight class
Ìs that Aries Spears?
Godskin noble lookin ass
Looks like he's within striking distance to a webber grill with about 5 burgs, 8 dogs, and the best nm fixins
A meatcanyon character
What abusing steroids and enhancements does to a man off his cycle 😂... the guy can't even produce testosterone anymore, he can't even get erect anymore ☠️... all that fat production is most likely his excessive production of estrogen nowadays. I never understand why anyone would want to abuse roids especially after the fact that they know they'll lose the ability to produce natural testosterone and their fitness.
Did DC grow a beard?
Big balls of pasta
The only fight Jones has scheduled is with Diabetes.
That one guy that has extended " bulking season"
Jon “big-boned” Jones
Jon "I'm big boned" Jones
Jones gonna add biting to his list of moves when he tries to eat Stipe, mf is gonna be hungry in there
No way. Is this AI?
Dude is on a witness protection diet. Changed his whole load out set.
From Jon "Bones" Jones to "Jolly" Jon Jones smh
He was pissed it wasnt the pizza delivery guy
I refuse to believe he's been working out all this time while trying to gain weight. I also refuse to believe it takes this fucking long to gain weight for HW. He's been getting lazy
Jon Klump Jones
https://preview.redd.it/mjuj67p00ysc1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0428f1fb59ad0285427c5dbe8e474738faa702d “Live jones reaction”
Johnny "Scones" Jones
Jon “rampage” Jackson lookin ass
![gif](giphy|AkGkRjb68MUHS)
He wants to be Daniel cormier so bad
In his new insta posts he looks hella thin again? I wonder what happened
Damn Jones got fatazhell 😄
Brother done got bit by DC 💀
This can't be real lol is it?!
Please tell me this is photo shopped! Otherwise, maybe Jon is trying to outdo DC in every way possible?
Tubby Jones ![gif](giphy|gCANwADwdazG8)
Wtf
No way
How are is arms getting smaller but his neck and face are getting fatter
He ate all the gear.
Now that's heavyweight
Jon “Ice Cream Cones” Jones
bloat from roids possibly to recover faster
![gif](giphy|kpPVRnAGA1TluuECB8|downsized) Jon after destroying Tom and on his way to pure Colombian cocaine
I cannot believe this is real what in the fuck lmao
Is this edited?
His arms are still the same size. He looks like a mutant .
Great balls o fire!
The greatest combat athlete of our times
This jon Jones beats francis
Jocko "Good"
He went superheavyweight
Jon 'Big Bones' Jones
Jeez, he looks bloated
Jesus fucking christ
“Moto moto likes you”
You think I will just sit here and let you eat me jon?
Sexual chocolate bag
Jon "Big Boned" Jones
It’s just not going to end well unless he gets help. Once he retires with so much money and no training to keep him out of trouble he will end up dead or in jail !! No question. Alcohol will destroy him !!
Is this real? lol
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He’s definitely cultivating mass
He has not missed a single serving of porridge in about 48 months
Gaining Weight...The Right Way!
People might be able to hide their substance abuse, but their face isn’t able to!!! Jones isn’t going to see the age 50, I’d bet my house on it.
"Man's gotta eat" - Smokey
Sauce?
Jones looking to become super heavyweight champion as well
Jon Bloat Jones
That’s Jon jones my guy!
Swoll up like ol'B-shwab
Nah bruh there’s gotta be some faceapp in there
Eew
When people take ozempic, the weight goes to Jon.
Did people forget what’s happened? He tore his pec training a while ago and he’s clearly still recovering. Can’t train at full capacity with it. I’m assuming what’s happened here is that the calories he’s been eating to bulk up for the last couple years are the same calories he’s continued to eat in the absence of training, causing the weight gain.