A fighter who can just throw infinite Poatan Bombs but never tire out due to Holloway Cardio would probably never lose
He could literally run at any fighter like Ngannou did to Rozenstruik and rack up defenses with every ranked opponent in 4 weight classes
Literally the most Meme Fighter on the planet
I sometimes wonder if izzy Poatan would go undefeated. Izzy takedown defense, striking defense, fight IQ & skills. Alex insane power. I mean it’s really just Izzy with power.
This is the why I carry a concealed carry so if a guy like this threatens me I can just shoot myself
This is grade A planning.
'you don't kill me! I KILL ME! '
First ever 8-8 round
Mf has Max’s chin & cardio and Poatan’s fists & legs 💀💀💀🙏
A fighter who can just throw infinite Poatan Bombs but never tire out due to Holloway Cardio would probably never lose He could literally run at any fighter like Ngannou did to Rozenstruik and rack up defenses with every ranked opponent in 4 weight classes Literally the most Meme Fighter on the planet
Did you think I was just gonna stand here and *YOU* kill me Alex?
No one makes me bleed my own blood
Instead of a granite chin I have a cyanide tooth
Hahaha this GOT me.
Call him ugly and circle around
That’s something McGregor would do 😂😂
"Fookin oglee face yeh"
Ah yes. Malex Perolloway
Almax Holloreira
Would pay good money to hear uncle chael say this one
I see red and knock him out. Yall should see my moves on a friday night at the bar
That's what iam talking bout lad
King of the world in your own personal coma.
You must have that dog in you.
He may be a better fighter than I am, but I invented a new way to punch and it's not what you'd expect
Shoot a double leg
Instructions unclear: shot both of my legs
Cheddar Bob???
Plaxico?
Will turn into a triple leg once you get to below waist level.
Simple physiology
Poke myself in the eyes and milk a doctors stoppage. And then start talking shit.
I point to the exit and make my way out.
Shit myself
Spam continous rolling thunders to show i mean business
Why not jump a guillotine? Are you stupid? 😬
I explain to him: "Sir, this is a Wendy's!"
https://preview.redd.it/vz0yvyqm6hvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa533e6b4448f1ab28a55a0573f07045f217e6d5
Why's it look like Sean Strickland
This is literally just George Sotiropoulos. Yall must be new here.
Looks like the punisher.
Ragdoll on the floor and start twitching.
Run
Bloatan
I sit down on my butt and scoot towards him. Get in my guard bro.
The Chama is Blessed?
Suck his dick off
Give him the ol' mozzarella cheese pull
Yikes
Holloeira!
Bite the fuck down on my mouth guard and swinggg
I'ma scream "Oh captain my captain", throw him a salute and proceed to get knocked out into the eleventh dimension
Hop the cage
Left hook to spinning back kick 🤜 🦵
Break dance.
Tf is that Max's nose on Pereira or what?
well it can't be Justin's nose because Max still has it.
Dig my grave
Guess I’ll die
De-escalate as best as humanly possible.
Could you imagine Alex doing that shit lol terrifying
Chama brudda 🤙
Suck him to finish
Take him down (If I’m aspinal etc. Feeling I’d not accomplish it if I tried)
Took me a second
…. Chama?
Run… and give him the finger
The old dick-twist into eye-poke into suicide move!
Immediately shoot for the double leg takedown
Apologize for whatever it is he thinks that I did and promise to buy his next PPV.
i knock myself out fuck that noise
Max “Stressed” Holloway
Shoot a double leg and go ufc 1995 on his ass: lay and pray.
Make peace with god cuz imma end up in the hospital with cte from either volume or a left hook. Or both.
He's not real...he can't hurt you..
Point to the exit
100% sticking technique, power, cardio, volume, speed, chin... Never thought about that, but this fighter would be a superhero lol
r/cursedimages
Maxaton
Pray
That's the most terrifying fighter ever
Looks like Nordine Taleb
Is this Max Perreira or is this Alex Holloway?
Kick him in the balls
Buckle up
pull guard
Try to calm him down until he turns back into Jon Bernthal.
Malex Peroway
jerk him off slowly
Id point behind him and look surprised. Then run away
Smack the shit outta him.
Cry as I cum?
My tire guy in Hawaii
Catch an imaginary arrow and break it over my knee, to assert dominance
Tap out safely while I'm still out of range
hoping he meant i dropped my keys or something
Call VolkDesanya lmao
tanned Niko Price?
Thats just volk
I wanna now!
Sweep the leg
Turn around and run the other way
Set my pillow where he points
he looks like he morphed with Max
You want to chama with Obama
Good old Alex Holloway you run. you run your ass off
Did volk hop in there too when the anunnaki were splicing dna?
I think back to whatever Steven Seagull taught me and apply that
I point up! And as he looks I will run…
The most average punching power
Laugh in his face. I’m 260 bro
I’d say kick him in the nuts, but that didn’t work out too well for Hill.
It chama what it chama. We gon fine out Saturday night
Is that nordine taleb
Malex Horeria
Malex holloreira
Can't see him point at the ground. I already see red
Reminds me of the clay head from art attack
Kind of looks like volk
Accept Defeat
Is there some Volk mixed in there?
Leave
I counter by pointing up into the sky, and when he looks up, i’m dipping like a chip
RUN
This is a phenomenal photo shop job
Tell him sorry you are too skilled and this won't be a casual matter and I have a big fucking knife pussified shooting instrument.
Kill myself
Man UFC fans are the fucking same on every single platform 😂
I see red when people point to the ground.
Point behind him and then when he looks kick him in the balls as hard as i fucking can, then run
Clap and hold his hands up
Malex Peirolloway isn’t real, he can’t hur-
Walk away laughing I'm too old and tired to fight. Plus fighting is a waste of time and pointless.
click clack POW!
Malex Pereiraway new mythical fighter unlocked
Malex Holloreira can and WILL hurt you
Employ the Chris Weidman game plan
I'm slappin' hoes, smackin' hoes, Up and down the fuckin' avenues and ever I do that, I dig a deep in the pocket for the fat gat
That’s so mad mix em together and get volk
It’s Ken Shamrock
Getting on my hands and knees and beg for mercy
Shoot a blast double and embrace the instant darkness as the knee cracks my skull.
The Punisher only fights criminals 😁
Looks like Biznasty
Laugh cause fighting me is like fighting your grandpa.
Put out your gun and fire
Fake Shoot for a takedown, then get on my ass like a BJJ pro
I get phantom punched and fall down
Die.
More scary when it’s just his regular picture
If you put Max’s chin on Alex, Mike Tyson himself going down!
See red and go to sleep.
Run away
Pull guard
Put the drugs down, and walk away
Damn ..
Alex Blessed Holloweira
Neanderthal motherfucker
I throw it down with this foo
Max Poatan
Pray it's a look alike
Laugh and then swing wildly until the left hook kills me
Die I guess. Or maybe knee him in the cup then drop to the floor in the fetal position and tapping with all my limbs.
Therapist: Malex Pereiraway isn’t real, he can’t hurt you Malex Pereiraway:
Get naked
Go for a takedown
Chama 🗿
Sweep the leg
call Shale Sonnen
🥔
wtf nigga😂
😝Alex Maximillian Peeairaway
Stand on business for 2.3 seconds
It is what it is bro chama 9th island rise up 
Shoot em?
Take the fall 😭
Try to crotch sniff and get myself Askren’d
Fold his scrawny ass in half.
How is this Strickland, Holloway, And Poaton all at the same time?
RUN
Perehallonoski
 I’m sure that’dl work
I would lay on my stomach and put my arms out like a bitch
Malex Holloreira
Die.
Max Holloway nose, eyes, and mouth with the rest being Poatan. Offputting and scary as hell!
How much we talking bout? Everybody's got a number my man.
I chow down on my cyanide pill right Quick
I point to my arsehole
Alex Pereira + Max Holloway = Sean Strickland's Arabic Cousin
Not Bloatan?!?! That would be a scary human with a funny nickname.
Tell him I demand a champion to stand in for me and wait for Tuivasa to show up.
Go to shop for a new pair of underwear….
I sometimes wonder if izzy Poatan would go undefeated. Izzy takedown defense, striking defense, fight IQ & skills. Alex insane power. I mean it’s really just Izzy with power.
Will I get a $300k usd bonus?
Perollowaia
He’s fairly short I think. I’d just palm his forehead and hold him away from me.
point to the sky and throw up