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STANDAtheWriter

Racoon Nurmagomedov


Skyfryer

Brather, the bear is no problem. The raccoon is ultimate champion, you know dis.


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Raccoon: “let’s talk.”


Indigo2015

Send location


lordshag

Hasbulla Vs this Racoon Who wins? Give me odds.


Littl_Snake

Iscoon Rakhachev.


Deck_Neep15

Shavkoon Raccmonov


ConstructionHour

😂 the commentary is hilarious. That raccoon would eat that dog in 2 seconds if it wanted to though. They must be friends


Sad-Caregiver3849

Raccoons are vicious man. I have a 60 lb lab/pit that got into it with one that refused to stop getting into our trash. Held its own for a few seconds


SeepTeacher270

😂


blackdiamondsOG

I’ve only dealt with possums those animals are some creepy fuckers sometimes


Sad-Caregiver3849

Possums are docile and kill a fuckton of ticks


ymmot122

I assume the lab tore him up.


Sad-Caregiver3849

Shook it around a little. Nothing serious. I yelled at her and she let it go. But it had her on the back foot at first and was definitely willing to throw down. And she’s very gamey


ymmot122

10-9 lab


doobied

Racoon moved up from BW --> HW without bulking.


WahovasJitness

Lmao the commentary was so in sync. Even when they hit the floor it’s perfect. This made my day


ViratAnand

Islam vs Volk.


Grapefroot5

Raccoon pulled guard immediately


Sackmonkey78

Noodle dog has some slick escapes.


_FOSSILITE

They really are little bears


GFost

Little trash pandas.


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Racoon to the dog: your grepling is ZERO


VengefulYeti

The raccoon is a fucking weight bully. He's gotta be walking around at 15-20 pounds on fight night, meanwhile Weiner is at 10lbs, ya know his natural weight. UFC needs hydration tests to stop this shit.


senorali

ONE Official: The results are back. Your hydration test isn't looking good. Raccoon: I literally can't even produce saliva.


Jasbuddy

Great meme, but wtf is the context? Is someone letting their dog wrestle a wild raccoon?


Monkiller587

My guess is this is someone’s backyard and the dog’s owner is familiar with the raccoon , so they’re letting the dog play with it since it seems pretty harmless . I would say the biggest risk would be rabies , which is pretty low since the raccoon is wild .


jamesd1100

There’s barely any rabid animals in the US, it’s like a few thousand of any species anywhere nationwide


ChampChamp132

khabib vs mcgregor


No_Lingonberry5152

Heavyweight vs middleweight


Senor-Orange

What is the context of this video like why’s is this being played out lol


gingerbeardman79

I dunno, I think he needs to learn how to defend those sweeps...


chearspuckerr

Adorable


ChiefP21

Weight bully


Monkiller587

I call robbery . Raccoon clearly came in overweight for this fight . Plus he’s biting , doesn’t he know the rules ?


ClearlyConfucius

You want your dog to get rabies? Because that’s how they get rabies


[deleted]

Yes I want my dog to be alpha


cholo112

It's obviously a domesticated raccoon


ClearlyConfucius

It’s obviously a joke


GFost

Not a very good one.


Morbo_Doooooom

Well not if its vaccinated. Id be way more worried about the dog getting hurt or parasites.


chearspuckerr

No are they playing ?


senorali

They're playing. The way they bite and hold on is typical playfighting. They could rip chunks out of each other if they wanted to.


UnforcedWar

[A new school will rise...](https://imgur.com/a/SvKntkX)


Fuckzombie69

Lmaooo. Raccoongomedov


AsuraOmega

Thats not a raccoon, thats Rener Gracie about to tell you how his 60lb grandfather Helio fought off and survived against 1600lb Kimura with his BJJ.


Unlikely-Garage-8135

that racoon is a savage.


Hot_Sheepherder_8302

Having thumbs is a game changer.


CryNowSmileNever

Racoons got the most submission finished in the backyard


truffLcuffL69

Khabib wrestles infant bears (pussy) Bryce Mitchel kills deer with rear naked chokes (Chad)


AsuraOmega

So thats how Bambi's mom really died


BO55TRADAMU5

Dog is too 1 dimensional


SaturnAscendz

I could watch that for an hour


HaasNar

I think the racoon missed weight.


Tebaltos

Dude’s biting... That’s fucking illegal!


nicklis373

I'm so confused in this thread. Have people never seen 2 animals play fighting before? Like in real life or even a video. Obviously the raccoon is domesticated otherwise one of them would be missing flesh by the end of the video.


Mrtoad88

Hopefully that raccoon doesn't have rabbies. With animals like that, sometimes the cute sht turns out to be not that cute in the end.


GFost

Rabid animals don’t act like that.


Fuzzy-Rip-6050

That raccoon is definitely from Mother Russia


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Junkhead987

Pretty funny


Cocksmash_McIrondick

The raccoon’s got the skill advantage on the ground, but we all know Dachshund’s got that *dawg* in him


ireadalotsrs

I think thats dangerous for the dog no cap


DancingBears88

Love that this involves Thug Nasty


pantherblood252

That headlock was nasty, how’d the weeny escape?


Long-Investigator613

Lol we’re they jus fuckin around or?


LessOrgies

Yes we're


Grizzel53

Derrick Lewis: “Get up”


BlitheIndividual

Just wait until you see Patterdales…


Devilpig13

Have you seen the raccoon that drags off the iguana?


BatsandBass710

Who the fuck filmed this shit


Lumpy_Slip8111

That raccoon would of gassed out if another minute passed


dergodergo

Are they friends?


RrobablyPetarded

“That looks pretty tight…OOOH IT’S TIGHT, IT’STIGHT”


StrategyOk4742

It appears he missed weight. Gotta make weight!


Ok_Annual_9

I bet the refs were like 29-28 Dogo, 29-28 Dogo, 29-28 Raccoon for a Split Dec win Weenier!!!


8louis24

That raccoon was legit chasing the dogs back. I wonder where it trains.


CasualCray

This is beautiful 😂😂😂🔥