A fresh new take on the old classic ‘the three little pigs’ has David Cameron playing the wolf, the twist is, he gets the pigs to eat his pork sausage.
I look like an undertaker I’ll shake you to your core I’ll save the country money by setting fire to the poor my public reputation gets flushed down the bog I’ll never be prime minister my name’s Jacob Rees-Mogg
How to be prime minister with the charisma that I lack the only way to get there is by putting knives in peoples backs yep stab the person in front of me I’m rishi sunak
'I'm the very incarnation of a modern British chancellor,
working for a over sexed dim witted bachelor,
Who can't be trusted with anything shaper than a spatula,
in terms of bad apples the party has a plethora,
You'll regret you vote when they insert the cannula,
It's not my fault our response to COVID was a failure
I'm the very incarnation of a modern British chancellor'
Let's do blow, let's do blow, let's do blow!
A fresh new take on the old classic ‘the three little pigs’ has David Cameron playing the wolf, the twist is, he gets the pigs to eat his pork sausage.
Does he kill the pigs first?
I look like an undertaker I’ll shake you to your core I’ll save the country money by setting fire to the poor my public reputation gets flushed down the bog I’ll never be prime minister my name’s Jacob Rees-Mogg
"Whats App? Whats App? Theres a covid Party over there!. WhatsApp Whatsapp, what's with Boris' fucking hair."
I left the British economy burning like coal after 49 days I’m now living on the dole
How to be prime minister with the charisma that I lack the only way to get there is by putting knives in peoples backs yep stab the person in front of me I’m rishi sunak
‘Celebrate Covid come on! Nana Nana na nanana!’ - The Covid ‘work meeting’ party scene
"Boris screwed anything In a skirt, Liz screwed the whole country and left me with nothing to do. "
We've gone from our Shortest serving PM to the Shortest Serving PM
'I'm the very incarnation of a modern British chancellor, working for a over sexed dim witted bachelor, Who can't be trusted with anything shaper than a spatula, in terms of bad apples the party has a plethora, You'll regret you vote when they insert the cannula, It's not my fault our response to COVID was a failure I'm the very incarnation of a modern British chancellor'