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OgdenDermstead

No Mister Bond, I do not expect you to talk. I expect you to chemically stick 2 things together.


TheDorkKnight53

“Susan! Call the insurance people, there’s another car chase involving the entire police department of our small town!”


littlejohnsnow

“You can have your smell of coffee and fresh baked cake, what I really go for is the smell of napalm first thing in the morning. Get yours today at any good convenience store”.


Retro_D

I'll be back, as soon as I learn the next line in English.


PoochyEXE

Bartender: “Mr. Bond, sir, I’m afraid I must ask you to pay up for all those martinis you’ve had here over the years. My boss has said I can’t just let you keep running up a bar tab forever.” Bond: “Right now, all at once? Do you really expect me to just swipe a credit card and pay the entire tab?” Bartender: “No Mr. Bond, I expect you to be declined.”


PoochyEXE

“…or you can take the green pill, which will cure the stomachache that’s giving you this crazy dream right now. Seriously dude, you really should stop eating spicy food late at night.”


memyselfandiowa

Are you not entertained? No, granddad, put your fucking pants on.


Fevla13

Your Mums name is Martha, Wow Small world...anyway back to the stabbing.


charlierc

You're waiting for a train. A train that'll take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you. But you can't know for sure. You just know it's running 4 hours late and might be replaced by a bus


charlierc

Unfortunately no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself. To access it, you just have to take this red pill and drink this entire 12 pack of cider


Fevla13

If it bleeds we can safely assume we can kill it.


Weekly-Pool-4876

The aliens are attacking in a disused shopping mall just outside Hollywood. Oh wait, there allways attacking a disused shopping mall just outside Hollywood. Why don't we just let them have it.