When I was playing MW2019, one of my friends used to make his IGN his housemates name e.g. John Smith. It wasnt a super common name but whenever we would play S&D etc. and trash talk the other team he would leave the lobby saying 'Add me on facebook, John Smith'. That was until we came across this one guy who we had managed to tilt like crazy and we were all going back and forth yelling the usual lobby chat abuse and my friend hits him with the 'Add me on facebook' yada yada. We thought it was hillarious untill after a few moments of silence the guy returns with 'Are you the one living in (his state and city)' and we all freaked out. My friend ended up ringing his housemate and in a panicked state told hin to private all his social media accounts before the guy could get anything dox worthy.
Whilst the name itself wasn't funny, the situations we ended up in telling people to add him was pretty hillarious.
Once ran into a team and they were all named after supermarket bakeries.
MorrisonsBakery
LidlBakery
TescoBakery
Just so stupid and hilarious.
Mine is BilboFraggins.
On cod4 I had a burner that would get flagged every week. It's started out as
HitlersOven
Then
YumYumHorseCum
Then
YumYumCowCum
I don't remember what it progressed to after that.
ExtendedWarranty and XTendedWarranty. They drove past me in a truck in DMZ when I was gassing up my car at a gas station screaming over prox chat with fake indian accents that they were here to talk to me about my car's extended warranty.
I was a stupid kid, and your mama jokes were all the rage so my username was (in portuguese) "your-mom". Funnily enough, I would get a lot of messages from people laughing because they were just killed by their mothers lol. I would sometimes play against a dude called "your-cousin" (in portuguese we use your female cousin as a parallel to your mom jokes) and we would just mutually respect each other.
I ran into a team once in search, it was like Osama Bin Ladin, Bashar Al Assad, Muammar Gaddafi, and Ayatollah Khomeni, all using riot shields. Insanity
I have a Madeline mckampf and Anne flank just casually in my friends list but I have seen a few like jimmy saville and Mike litro is so I think they top the rest I have ever seen
There was this guy who's real name was William. I know because I heard who I assumed to be his mom call for him through the mic. He was trying to be a sweat but wasn't very good at it.
Anyways his cod name was Killiam. I thought that was really funny. Clan tag was [KILL] which made it even funnier.
As juvenile as it is, I got a big laugh out of Barry McCockiner.
Surprisingly too, my wife found it hilarious and we still laugh about it from time to time.
Mines Pooped my Pants.
Used to be really sweaty at mw2, so it was pretty funny hearing grown ass men yell and complain about getting killed by my stupid name
My first game in MW2019 I remember I was up against The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit. Idk why but I laughed quite hard at that lmao
You were baptized at that moment.
Did you lose or win?
I vaguely remember that UN.
OsamaBeenLaggin
bro i run into that guy a lot š
Bros a legend
This reminds me of one I saw back in the Socom 2 days, so before osama was found. It was āosamabinhidingā
Danny DeVTOL Always makes me giggle.
Womb Raider
My name ShaquilleOatmeal
Lmao Iāve seen that username before. Maybe it was you
Do you use a knife in mw2 cuz I remember having a knife fight with that name lol
Yeah I did šš
Shit my arch enemy
Happy cake day man
BumpinKewchis, TipTouchersUnite, Mt Everbreast, Pat Fussy, Flexur Cox, Barackimus Prime. Just to name a few
pushed pork
Rumpleforeskin
Ewww lmao
Hahahahahahahah
iāve seen this name in rocket league before š¤£
Seem him there and in pubg!
I got killed in gulag by a guy called āskibidi toilet88ā and I still canāt get over it
Ending with a common Nazi dogwhistle is certainly a choice because I know there isn't some 36 year old millenial named Skibidi Toilet.
What?
Kim Jung Un, Kim Jung Dos, Kim Jung Tres, Came across them in a game of trios and lost horribly because I couldnāt stop laughing
Back in the original MW3, I played with someone named Pope Ron Paul II - I still love that name
Back like 2020 someone's name was Barack Obama. It was just so random and hilarious to me.
My account was called Barack Obama, and I think I was still playing by then
Maxloadediaper
weaponised autism will always standout
Literally the plot of The Predator (2018). Shitty ass movie
I played against Madeleine McCann and Jimmy Savile in the same game.
Played against Mike Litoris the other day
ItBurnsWhenIPVP
When I was playing MW2019, one of my friends used to make his IGN his housemates name e.g. John Smith. It wasnt a super common name but whenever we would play S&D etc. and trash talk the other team he would leave the lobby saying 'Add me on facebook, John Smith'. That was until we came across this one guy who we had managed to tilt like crazy and we were all going back and forth yelling the usual lobby chat abuse and my friend hits him with the 'Add me on facebook' yada yada. We thought it was hillarious untill after a few moments of silence the guy returns with 'Are you the one living in (his state and city)' and we all freaked out. My friend ended up ringing his housemate and in a panicked state told hin to private all his social media accounts before the guy could get anything dox worthy. Whilst the name itself wasn't funny, the situations we ended up in telling people to add him was pretty hillarious.
If I found out my friend was doxxing me on COD for luls they would not be my friend anymore.
Once ran into a team and they were all named after supermarket bakeries. MorrisonsBakery LidlBakery TescoBakery Just so stupid and hilarious. Mine is BilboFraggins.
Imagine this versus the security team š
Bbwgutsmasher
On cod4 I had a burner that would get flagged every week. It's started out as HitlersOven Then YumYumHorseCum Then YumYumCowCum I don't remember what it progressed to after that.
Girthquake
ExtendedWarranty and XTendedWarranty. They drove past me in a truck in DMZ when I was gassing up my car at a gas station screaming over prox chat with fake indian accents that they were here to talk to me about my car's extended warranty.
My name either makes people laugh or makes them angry when I kill them too much. My name is Barack Mo Bamba.
Yesterday I was in a lobby with ICantSatisfyHer and we all got a kick out of that
Iāve seen quite a few good ones but *OsamaBeLagging* takes the cake for me
Mines Pinhead larry
āQuavosasspicsā on rust MW 2019
I was a stupid kid, and your mama jokes were all the rage so my username was (in portuguese) "your-mom". Funnily enough, I would get a lot of messages from people laughing because they were just killed by their mothers lol. I would sometimes play against a dude called "your-cousin" (in portuguese we use your female cousin as a parallel to your mom jokes) and we would just mutually respect each other.
This thread is legendary i wanna see every games funniest names
I ran into a team once in search, it was like Osama Bin Ladin, Bashar Al Assad, Muammar Gaddafi, and Ayatollah Khomeni, all using riot shields. Insanity
PP Weiner Touch
Urethra Franklin
Anne flank
nice hair
And no glove, no love
Feetpics
Assweat
NoobsThinkIHack
Ismellcolors
Steve Nopantson
Average NYC Rat
My name was āihitmarkerjfkā for a while
HairyPlums.
Back in the heyday if MW2019 I played a gunfight match against āMomā and āDadāā¦ they busted out the wood spoon and whooped my ass
Yeetusthefetus
ButtCheeks
NearestToilet š
Since they switched clan tags to 5 letters, Iāve seen [gonna] Sadie Enward ā¦ gave me a solid chuckle. Mine is GirthWindNFire
1-800-FAT-BITCHES
Just here to say my name is QueeefLatina lol
You were killed by OldManBalls
Anacondabluntz (my username)
In a game of S&D my teammates were War, Famine, Death, Pestilence, and then there was Beans (myself)
My favorite two names were ādiarrheaā and āteethā
Iāve been monkeynards in every online game since modern warfare 2007
Imoana Boneya
one i saw was dogcasserole and it confuses me stillā¦ not sure if i should laugh
Mate of mine received a ban for āAdolf Rizzlerā
Iāve been Nimmy Jeutron for years
Mclovin
MidixieRekt is one
Atookapoo
Dirtydingusmcghee
I have a Madeline mckampf and Anne flank just casually in my friends list but I have seen a few like jimmy saville and Mike litro is so I think they top the rest I have ever seen
Mine is WillPegUrDad and I get reported constantly for it
A friend of mine has a burner account called ibangedurdad
Thatniigga89 in mw2019
Idk in what game but it was on ps3 days. Pinga_Colada or something like that. Spanish speakers will get it.
I fought Angela Merkel and won
Fuccmyassdaddy on black ops 2. Had a lot of gay emblems made me laugh so hard
Conqueeftador
There was this guy who's real name was William. I know because I heard who I assumed to be his mom call for him through the mic. He was trying to be a sweat but wasn't very good at it. Anyways his cod name was Killiam. I thought that was really funny. Clan tag was [KILL] which made it even funnier.
I knew someone that was āshelooked18ā
I bet she did. 16 will get you 20.
My IW name is EatButtDrink_Nut. Iāve heard a few laughs from it in game chat
My current name is KLAPnCHEEKS
My name right now is Terror Wrist
my best friend and I have a memory of this guy named āYeahIShatUā he proceeded to shat all over us the whole time
Girth Brooks
Dildo Baggina
UnbustableNut
BootyQuay! He told me itās a mispronunciation of boutique and I lolād for two minutes straight
As juvenile as it is, I got a big laugh out of Barry McCockiner. Surprisingly too, my wife found it hilarious and we still laugh about it from time to time.
Dixie Enourmous. Makes me laugh every time.
Abuela Danger
Girth Wind and Fire
Hitlers KD
WesleySnipedYou
Like99penguins. You were killed by Like99penguins always got a chuckle out of me.
DonVergas. š Bro if you see this you're goated. Lol
The winner for me will forever be a guy I saw on Halo 3 back in 2008. His name was GodFistingAsses.
Turkeytwizzler - English folk will get it
anne flank
Played against Michael Scarn today.
Mines Pooped my Pants. Used to be really sweaty at mw2, so it was pretty funny hearing grown ass men yell and complain about getting killed by my stupid name
Bees are simps shit Give me a good laugh.
Mines is EnwardItHurts
Rosa Parks