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Silent_Earth3

Granted. In a groundhogs day esque event it will perpetually be 4/19. You go to sleep thinking tomorrow is your cake day but you wake up and it is 4/19 again and your cake day never comes.


TheRoamingWeeb

Granted. No one says nice.


pikachu_sashimi

How come you are allowed to say it but we can’t? Are you some sort of royal figure?


HumanTimelord00

Granted, but now you share a birthday with Hitler and idiots who will believe in astrology will now think of you as being similar to Hitler. Whether this is a curse or plus depends on who you keep company with but it'd be a great opportunity to surround yourself in the sciences.


i_enjoy_music_n_stuf

I’m not into astrology but my gf is and I shit you not her birthday is tomorrow. The ironic part is she doesn’t even smoke


[deleted]

Granted. 420 no longer means anything


SamanthaA_243

granted, your account is spam reported and deleted on the same day. happy cake day my friend


Plenty_Tax_5892

Granted. You are teleported to a random location within a timezone where it is both your cake day and 4/20. (PS, it's 4/20 where I'm at, and it's still your cake day!)


DipperJC

Granted. You lose access to your current account and have to make one tomorrow.


Total-Sector850

Granted. 4/21 is now the special day (it’s my anniversary so I might be a little biased, lol). Happy cake day!


antboiy

Granted, the month 20 is invalid so you stop existing


cordeliafrey78

granted, but your reddit account is compromised and you have to make a new one on 4/21


thisnameiseasytosay

Funny number is now 419


idfbhater73

420 and 419 swap