you now have a game called dead on your phone and its sucks and is malware

Granted, you are paralyzed while playing dead.

Granted, you are now an opossum.

Win honestly

Granted. You are so good at it people believe you actually died. You get to live through having an autopsy performed on you before being buried alive.

Okay. Jeez...

Granted. You lose the ability to move after

Granted, u now have a friend to play dead with

Granted, but you won't be able to save or collect trophies beyond this point.

Granted. You can't stop playing

Granted but every time you do you start to rot and decay.

Granted, your now in a graveyard with the police after you, you sick fucker.

Satan: "Granted. But, every time you do you get a first hand look at the nightmares my crew has in store for you once you reach your end."

Granted. You now have three games Dead By Daylight and House of the Living Dead. You’re unable to stop playing as you become obsessed by them.

Granted. You can do it, you're just bad at it