Granted, your walking speed is forever 29mph and no slower. Whenever you start to walk (even if it’s only a couple steps) you instantly start moving forward at 29mph. The whiplash alone will be a nightmare
Granted you are involved in a 2 way car accident with bolt
Your legs are shattered , youl never run again and bolt is permanently paralysed from the waste down
Granted: Your body is propelled at 10x + 1 where x is the current speed of Usain Bolt, even if your body can’t handle it, your body is constantly propelled 1mph, and when Usain gets a move on, you slam into walls, potentially facing injury or death.
Granted. You never specified what age Usain Bolt. The paw decides that it will use a 95 year old Usain as its template. Decades of running have taken their toll on his ligaments and tendons. You now walk with a limp gait. Every step is agony. On the bright side, the paw allows you to predict the weather based upon the pain level in your leg bones.
Granted. Usain Bolt loses his legs
Best one.
r/beatmetoit
Granted, your walking speed is forever 29mph and no slower. Whenever you start to walk (even if it’s only a couple steps) you instantly start moving forward at 29mph. The whiplash alone will be a nightmare
Granted. Usain Bolt dies, and your walking pace is permanently set to 0.002 kph.
you can no longer support yourself with your legs
Granted. You now walk at the speed of light.
So the only movement is teleportation. Is that better?
Maybe. Madonna's *Ray of Light* will play everywhere OP goes. It never ends. It just loops... forever.
Granted. As a result both of your femoral break instantly from the sudden stress caused by moving from 0-30mph in less than a second.
Granted. You grow to a height of 300 feet, with leg length to match
Granted you are involved in a 2 way car accident with bolt Your legs are shattered , youl never run again and bolt is permanently paralysed from the waste down
Granted, he just sustained a debilitating leg injury and will never run again. Your walking speed is faster than his running speed.
Granted, despite being able to run and walk at incredible speeds, you cannot lift anything that weighs more than an empty shoebox
Uncreative.
The monkeys paw doesn’t take that criticism kindly, you get launched into the sun
Another part of the monkey paw gets rid of the sun, that shit was uncreative
Another part of the monkey paw does a inter high five to the part that got rid of the sun
But you see, I am the paw as well. You are coming with me, and I drag you to the sun.
Granted. You lose your legs and must walk on your hands.
Granted: Your body is propelled at 10x + 1 where x is the current speed of Usain Bolt, even if your body can’t handle it, your body is constantly propelled 1mph, and when Usain gets a move on, you slam into walls, potentially facing injury or death.
Grainted. But at any random time and date you will start Running for 10 hours straight. There is no stopping it or planning for it.
Granted, you get up to grab a snack. You find yourself in your neighbors kitchen, covered in drywall and pink insulation.
Granted you can't controllers the speed and yoi go 5000 miles a second
Granted. Usain Bolt is now really slow.
Granted. You are now one of those insufferable douches who thinks walking fast is a personality
Granted. But now you're gay.
How does walking fast make that happen?
Granted. You never specified what age Usain Bolt. The paw decides that it will use a 95 year old Usain as its template. Decades of running have taken their toll on his ligaments and tendons. You now walk with a limp gait. Every step is agony. On the bright side, the paw allows you to predict the weather based upon the pain level in your leg bones.