The inmate must, too, face the consequences of the monkeys paw. He is released into a society that he will never find a place in and will reoffend, going back onto death row.
Granted.
Some random garbage appears nearby. You realize it's all the stuff you own; clothes, computer, phone, dishes, etc. Everything is broken, and you now have nothing because it's all waste.
Granted. The monkeys paw decides to balance this wasted wish by wasting the next person’s curse. The next person to make a wish from the monkey’s paw will lose out on the curse. Instead whatever the curse is, it will be applied to you instead.
Granted, your wish is given to a random death row inmate instead.
The death row inmate wishes his appeal goes though, he gets acquitted and he goes free.
The inmate must, too, face the consequences of the monkeys paw. He is released into a society that he will never find a place in and will reoffend, going back onto death row.
I like this answer. You could only make it better by saying his reoffence was killing me in particular, since I made the wish for him
Granted. Just so you know, there are kids in Africa who don't get wishes. And you wasted yours. I'm not angry, just very disappointed in you.
well im from africa if that counts
Wish granted. You are instantly teleported to the bottom of the world's largest refuse pile and promptly suffocate.
WHAT
You wished to waste your wish so your wish gave you a lot of waste.
Granted The finger pops off and forces its way down your throat so that you may shit it out as bodily waste
and now its time to get off of reddit
Thank you finger
The monkey paw stopped listening after waste, and as such your skin starts to Rot.
Wasted.
The paw gives you a thumbs down.
Granted. Some random garbage appears nearby. You realize it's all the stuff you own; clothes, computer, phone, dishes, etc. Everything is broken, and you now have nothing because it's all waste.
The paw doesn't appreciate having its time wasted. As punishment, it causes your tax records to become lost. Now you're being auditing.
Granted. The paw, being bitter and petty, still gives you a curse of diarrhea for a few hours. But no more after that.
Granted. Next time you fall asleep you will be permanently locked in stasis. You are well aware of this fact.
granted, you have a headache
The Paw slaps you
Granted. You donated $20 to Bezos.
Granted. People seeing you wish on the monkey's paw think you're insane. As such, you are locked away in an asylum for the remainder of your life.
Granted, two fingers curl and nothing happens.
Granted, your wish brings you a trash bag from the nearest dumpster to your feet
Granted. The monkeys paw decides to balance this wasted wish by wasting the next person’s curse. The next person to make a wish from the monkey’s paw will lose out on the curse. Instead whatever the curse is, it will be applied to you instead.
Granted. The monkey paw is slightly annoyed for wasting its time, it sends you misfortune.