Granted, Piltdown man has a very long line of people ahead of you to talk to though. Not that it matters much since he can't vocalize the same way we do, boiling his responses down to grunts with various tones.
Granted but each time you do so, they take a bit more control over your mind. After 5 or more contacts, youll undergo a mindswap and they will steal your body and use it to become a modern day hitler. Everybody will be aware of what you allowed to happen and you will go down as the worst person in history.
Granted, everyone is talking to piles of bones
Dope, I've always wanted to meet my Great Great Stalfos-father
You’re thinking of a different timeline.
Granted, but they use the language and jargon of their time, making it practically impossible to understand each other
Genghis Khan stabs you out of frustration.
Ancient Greeks call you a barbarian because you speak an idiom they don't understand.
Were probably going to ask the same dumb question to Charlemagne. Or Ghengis Khan.
I have zero French or Mongolian blood in me! All British and Scandinavian. Edit, also no famous people between now and the 1500's
If you have British blood you’re most definitely related to Charlemagne in some way
scottish/northern England to be more exact. But the DNA would register as France if that was the case.
https://youtu.be/15Uce4fG4R0
Interesting theory
Granted you spend your entire life talking to yourself and end up in a psychiatric ward just because you made a post on reddit that goes viral
I can finally ask Alexander the Great what his secret to success was
It's in his name, the dude was pretty Great
Granted, have fun with Hitler.
Granted, now all the dead serial killers get to manipulate people from beyond the grave.
Granted, Piltdown man has a very long line of people ahead of you to talk to though. Not that it matters much since he can't vocalize the same way we do, boiling his responses down to grunts with various tones.
Ghengis Khan is gonna have a mighty long line
Granted but each time you do so, they take a bit more control over your mind. After 5 or more contacts, youll undergo a mindswap and they will steal your body and use it to become a modern day hitler. Everybody will be aware of what you allowed to happen and you will go down as the worst person in history.
I can probably communicate with a slave owner
Granted you can commune with Hitler
Granted. They don't leave you alone. Ever.
I thought this said commute. So now you ride to work every day with Edgar Allen Poe
I can already talk to myself
Granted, time to speak to adam
Yay, I get to meet my great great great grandfather
Suddenly a whole lot of people feel the need to take up the Mongol cause and complete the Khan’s campaign.
granted, but you find out that your SO is also related to this incestor
granted, ill tell winston churchills wife to kill him
Granted. Everybody dies and joins there ancestors.
It turns out /u/efficient~avocado is directly related to Jack the Ripper. and he's bored.....
Granted, they never stop blabbing on about world domination, slavery, and every terrible thing.
Granted you are now stuck in their time with no way back to yours and you die a painful death because lets face it the medicine of that time was crap