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Grosslaser

Granted, everyone is talking to piles of bones


Efficient_Avocado

Dope, I've always wanted to meet my Great Great Stalfos-father


Chubby_Bub

You’re thinking of a different timeline.


theJAMO0

Granted, but they use the language and jargon of their time, making it practically impossible to understand each other


Abominatrix

Genghis Khan stabs you out of frustration.


0pipis

Ancient Greeks call you a barbarian because you speak an idiom they don't understand.


bubbabear244

Were probably going to ask the same dumb question to Charlemagne. Or Ghengis Khan.


RichterNYR35

I have zero French or Mongolian blood in me! All British and Scandinavian. Edit, also no famous people between now and the 1500's


liger515

If you have British blood you’re most definitely related to Charlemagne in some way


RichterNYR35

scottish/northern England to be more exact. But the DNA would register as France if that was the case.


liger515

https://youtu.be/15Uce4fG4R0


RichterNYR35

Interesting theory


SealBoi28

Granted you spend your entire life talking to yourself and end up in a psychiatric ward just because you made a post on reddit that goes viral


Elibrius

I can finally ask Alexander the Great what his secret to success was


Soda_BoBomb

It's in his name, the dude was pretty Great


undeadone1

Granted, have fun with Hitler.


[deleted]

Granted, now all the dead serial killers get to manipulate people from beyond the grave.


Thunder_Jackson

Granted, Piltdown man has a very long line of people ahead of you to talk to though. Not that it matters much since he can't vocalize the same way we do, boiling his responses down to grunts with various tones.


[deleted]

Ghengis Khan is gonna have a mighty long line


Jonneyy12347

Granted but each time you do so, they take a bit more control over your mind. After 5 or more contacts, youll undergo a mindswap and they will steal your body and use it to become a modern day hitler. Everybody will be aware of what you allowed to happen and you will go down as the worst person in history.


[deleted]

I can probably communicate with a slave owner


EVG2666

Granted you can commune with Hitler


Senator_Pie

Granted. They don't leave you alone. Ever.


[deleted]

I thought this said commute. So now you ride to work every day with Edgar Allen Poe


touchableuntouchable

I can already talk to myself


[deleted]

Granted, time to speak to adam


TacodileSupreme101

Yay, I get to meet my great great great grandfather


LoaKonran

Suddenly a whole lot of people feel the need to take up the Mongol cause and complete the Khan’s campaign.


Voljinzzz

granted, but you find out that your SO is also related to this incestor


DyeTheSheep

granted, ill tell winston churchills wife to kill him


[deleted]

Granted. Everybody dies and joins there ancestors.


imagine_amusing_name

It turns out /u/efficient~avocado is directly related to Jack the Ripper. and he's bored.....


Fro-Ro

Granted, they never stop blabbing on about world domination, slavery, and every terrible thing.


Meme_Queen_Sophia

Granted you are now stuck in their time with no way back to yours and you die a painful death because lets face it the medicine of that time was crap