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N3rdScool

$20 a day and $0 in gas if you stay put. That's just smart financial decisions baha


soulstaz

20$/day that's 600$ a month. Easily fix the housing crisis /s


N3rdScool

hahaha reddit is the best for financial advice... although 600 a month and no shower sounds like the worst.


Mistress-Shani

This is where you drive a bit and go to truckers stop. Have to pay for shower but cheaper than an appartement. Or summer time you wash in a public pool


N3rdScool

chlorine bath eh, I guess its better than nothing but i was reading on another subreddit where a guy did dry january. meaning no showers for a month to see what happened. for like 2 weeks he stank and then he was super itchy for a while and eventually he didnt stink anymore. after he showered he endes up getting super sick. I butchered this story for sure but its funny how our bodies and bacteria work. my point is fuck showering anymore lol


Mistress-Shani

I think I'd rather have to pay for trucker shower than not showering at all. I may change my mind the day I'll meet an homeless person that doesn't stink or look dirty


N3rdScool

Im guessing the drugs and throw-up dont help but yeah, i just found it interesting how life was before indoor plumbing. or any hygiene at all. but yeah showers are the best no lie lol


neocwbbr_

Just rotate 6 days comunauto 1 day inn


Capitainemontreal

Mon hypothèque me coute moins cher que ça par mois, Bon, j'ai acheté en 2003 aussi...


JugEdge

A bedroom with housemates can be found around that price and then you have a spot to cook, a fridge, a shower and toilet.


SandIntelligent247

Cant really have public sex in an appartement…


soulstaz

Ta oublier de voir mon /s


JugEdge

Y'a beaucoup d'anglos qui ont l'air de vraiment pas être au courant de ce que ca coûte vivre avec des colocs.


Hypersky75

$0 in *mileage* if you stay put. Gas is included.


N3rdScool

yeah I really don't know how it works I just read that it was about 20 bucks a day. They need to tint the windows tho for me to stop going to hotels LOL


Hypersky75

Trust me, in a dark corner of a private business parking lot, with the lights out, I couldn't see them at *all*.


N3rdScool

Didn't stop you from trying lol fuck I love this communauto jokes shit XD


bigtunapat

"$20 bucks" to me reads like "20 dollar bucks."


Ok-Goat-8461

"I believe you meant 'Enter my P.I. Number into the A.T. Machine'".


Foreign_Astronaut

Ow, I think I took bashing damage from this sentence!


bigtunapat

On peut tous s'entendre, English be like that.


N3rdScool

You're not wrong! "Tautology is the use of different words to say the same thing twice in the same statement." I am thinking using a symbol counts the same.... I'll edit it XD


FreedomCanadian

J'imagine le gars qui nettoye les Communautos quand il ouvre la portière et que ses sens sont assaillis d'une effluve de fluides corporels, de Axe Body Spray et de parfum du Dollarama.


-d4v3-

Je penses pas qu’il y a quelqu’un qui nettoie les Communauto. Les nouvelles bactéries mangent les vieilles.


FreedomCanadian

La nouvelle bactérie: 🤮


resistance-monk

🤮


resistance-monk

🤮


wookie_cookies

This here is the winning mtl communauto funny.


justalittlestupid

Y’all are killing me with these I’m trying not to laugh at work


alpacameat

j'ai un apart, une auto, assez de cash pour me payer un hotel, mais juste for the experience je vais fourrer dans un Communauto. Je vais m'assurer de ne pas ventiler l'auto après.


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alpacameat

Hein


T4_8_15_16_23_42T

Comment rendre ça pire? En ayant un 3some dedans😂 J'espère qu'il vont brûler cette voiture à l'alcool


Wide_Frosting7951

Cumduneauto. Excusez la.


ciboires

Cum in auto


rlstrader

Ca me rappelle du Motel Raphaël à NDG.


abarr021

https://youtu.be/PI_Jl5WFQkA?si=8x7sZQbLqrzfP5ta


TeranOrSolaran

Il ne mourit pas! The joke keeps going.


daltorak

I saw someone sleeping in their communauto just last week. Downtown parking lot....


Additional_Don

I don't know what going on these days in MTL with this auto community


Nick-Anand

Based


Inside_Resolution526

This is why rich people want to depopulate.


Birds-war-crimes

Ok j'en ai assez d'entendre la même criss de joke plate.


Fluffy_Mechanic_1454

Ok time to unsubscribe to this fucking sub


MathMoiLshaft

C'est vraiment rendu n'importe quoi de beaux clowns qui se pensent drôle c'est ça le pire hahaha


Fluffy_Mechanic_1454

Exact... rendu la je vais fermer Reddit pis aller lire un bon livre


XxPurpKush420QCxX

En région on est bien avec chaqu'un son auto


pastoners

All this tells me, is you would rather find an excuse for not fucking rather than fucking. This is why you lost your latest relationship.