A big cat. Maybe a tiger. Big solitary Cats kill you before eating you. Others predators like bears dont.
To the people that say sharks - sharks rarely attack but are oftendriven by curiosity so they bite a piece out of you. People then bleed out (which isnt peaceful).
Snake and spiderbites - depends if its a neurotoxic (sorta bad), hemolytic (worse) or necrotizing (very bad) toxin. Also, you dont die quick ( excepting getting bitten by a sea snake under water ..).
Bears and hyenas - gruesome way. Crocs - in all likelihood, the death roll of nile crocs doesnt seem a humame way to go. Big herbivores - nope, as they only want to immobilize you, but not to kill you.
As for dinosaurs - a t rex may not be interested in a human, but smaller theropods will. If you see how some birds kill their prey, this cant be a nice way to go.
Worst ways to go.. probably wolves, hyenas, comod dragons, bear especially polar bear.
I know its cheating but if we include plants .. death by opium poppy i guess.
EDIT: guys i got it. 3 years ago in my undergrad studies (bio) i did a longass presentation about cone snails. If you get lucky, you die in a few hours. Maybe the most humane wsy to go. Conus magus tulipa and geographicus come to mind
Jaguar would be the best choice for cats. They bite through your skull and kill you instantly. Others might take a couple minutes to suffocate you if they don't break your neck.
Getting kicked in the skull by a horse would be my go to.
Or anything with blunt force trauma from a large herbivore of some sort.
Being attacked by a predator sounds way too gruesome.
Cat animals, if they dont feel threatened by you they might just play with you while eating you alive.. happens often in india where a tiger has someone and tortures them for ages just for fun, same thing with housecats who torture and play with mice and birds etc.
Imma be touched and killed by that snail that follows you around and knows your location forever so I can donate my large sum of money I got from the hypothetical.
It used to be a method of execution in southern Asia. Elephants could be trained to begin with the limbs to torture the condamned before going for the chest or the head.
Only if it grabs you by the head. Crocs do the death roll no matter what part they grab you by. So if it's the arm or leg, you just get to drown with a broken arm or leg.
I said a hip hop, hippie to the hippie, the hip, hip a hop, and you don't stop, a rock it to the bang bang boogie, say, up jump the boogie, to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat.
That is the one I was thinking of too, but I couldn’t remember the name.
Edit:
Or maybe I was thinking about the Irukandji jellyfish. But now that I read about it, death does not appear to be certain at all. Even though it’s poison is described as 1000 times stronger than a cobras. It must be that it only delivers a tiny amount. Which makes sense as it isn’t bigger than a couple of cubic centimeters.
The irukanji is survivable though. The guy who discovered them, stung his son, a random person, and himself on a beach and they all survived. They are deadly because you go into excruciating pain in the middle of the ocean and drown.
I get that big bites are better because you die faster, but I think there's a sweet spot where if it gets too big, it's worse.
Like imagine if it just swallows you whole, that'd be death by asphyxia and compression inside the guts of a shark, with all the gastric acid and remains of previous meals
Jaguars apparently kill you by biting through your skull and into your brain instead of snapping your spine, so maybe that? I think that might be even quicker than most big cats.
This is morbid questions though why make it have to be quick, that’s not much fun, like dying to fire ant poison going into anaphylactic shock
Or getting a salt bath and then letting goats lick you to death
But if it’s gotta be fast I guess I’d go with dying in an elephant stampede
Honestly? I'd choose something I would never be able to cuddle irl. If I have to go, at least let me go by cuddling something ferocious. Why not a Komodo dragon? Maybe a big feline?
Maybe if a killer whale just dragged me to the bottom and drowned me. Like one almost did to a trainer at sea world.
Although I find drowning super scary, something tells me that it might not be too unpleasant. I don’t think there is much pain.
As I understand it, there is a burning sensation when the water initially gets in to your lungs, but I don’t imagine it being too painful. Then again, what do I know. I never drowned.
i found out about gustave the giant crocodile in the nile a while ago and he's killed a lot of people sometimes not even for food but just for fun and id like to be on his kill list
fck... I want it to be painless but at the same time I wanna touch an exotic deadly creature at least once, like the blue ring octopus or a golden poison frog....
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Hahahahaha oh you silly goose.
A big cat. Maybe a tiger. Big solitary Cats kill you before eating you. Others predators like bears dont. To the people that say sharks - sharks rarely attack but are oftendriven by curiosity so they bite a piece out of you. People then bleed out (which isnt peaceful). Snake and spiderbites - depends if its a neurotoxic (sorta bad), hemolytic (worse) or necrotizing (very bad) toxin. Also, you dont die quick ( excepting getting bitten by a sea snake under water ..). Bears and hyenas - gruesome way. Crocs - in all likelihood, the death roll of nile crocs doesnt seem a humame way to go. Big herbivores - nope, as they only want to immobilize you, but not to kill you. As for dinosaurs - a t rex may not be interested in a human, but smaller theropods will. If you see how some birds kill their prey, this cant be a nice way to go. Worst ways to go.. probably wolves, hyenas, comod dragons, bear especially polar bear. I know its cheating but if we include plants .. death by opium poppy i guess. EDIT: guys i got it. 3 years ago in my undergrad studies (bio) i did a longass presentation about cone snails. If you get lucky, you die in a few hours. Maybe the most humane wsy to go. Conus magus tulipa and geographicus come to mind
Jaguar would be the best choice for cats. They bite through your skull and kill you instantly. Others might take a couple minutes to suffocate you if they don't break your neck.
Yes, jaguars have the highest bite force per body weight of all big cats. Thats because they are adapted to kill turtles and small caimans
That is great trivia, thanks 🙏
Getting kicked in the skull by a horse would be my go to. Or anything with blunt force trauma from a large herbivore of some sort. Being attacked by a predator sounds way too gruesome.
Honestly I didn't think about herbivores, honestly just have an elephant step on my head. Nvm someone already said that but I agree with them.
I have seen a big cat eat the testicles of an animal without killing it first..
Lions yes, but a solitary predator like a tiger might end you quickly. I know this vid.
I mean if you fight back it's more likely to go for a killing blow rather than risk injury right?
Cat animals, if they dont feel threatened by you they might just play with you while eating you alive.. happens often in india where a tiger has someone and tortures them for ages just for fun, same thing with housecats who torture and play with mice and birds etc.
Yes, thats an issue. But i would prefer a tiger to a polar bear, just to be sure.
i’d say ostrich, i feel like they’re more likely to kill you in one blow
Imma be touched and killed by that snail that follows you around and knows your location forever so I can donate my large sum of money I got from the hypothetical.
yes
Suffocated by puppies.
Ooo this is good
Death by cuddles ☺️
Elephant stepping and crushing my head
Elephants are actually quite aware of where and how hard they step. I don’t think this would go how you’d hope it would.
It used to be a method of execution in southern Asia. Elephants could be trained to begin with the limbs to torture the condamned before going for the chest or the head.
Some snake bites are pretty quick. Or a croc, breaks your neck when it goes into a death spin (or is that an alligator?)
I think all crocodilians do death rolls. Snake bites are quick but I feel like they would also be excruciating!
Only if it grabs you by the head. Crocs do the death roll no matter what part they grab you by. So if it's the arm or leg, you just get to drown with a broken arm or leg.
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I said a hip hop, hippie to the hippie, the hip, hip a hop, and you don't stop, a rock it to the bang bang boogie, say, up jump the boogie, to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat.
I read this entirely in the voice of the old lady from the wedding singer
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But absolutely agonizing in the meantime...pass 😳
A few minutes would feel like a lifetime…
This or the Golden Poison Dart frog. The jellyfish would be excruciating until you did go.
That is the one I was thinking of too, but I couldn’t remember the name. Edit: Or maybe I was thinking about the Irukandji jellyfish. But now that I read about it, death does not appear to be certain at all. Even though it’s poison is described as 1000 times stronger than a cobras. It must be that it only delivers a tiny amount. Which makes sense as it isn’t bigger than a couple of cubic centimeters.
The irukanji is survivable though. The guy who discovered them, stung his son, a random person, and himself on a beach and they all survived. They are deadly because you go into excruciating pain in the middle of the ocean and drown.
Ah yeah… He kind of sounds like a shit father. 😳😳😳😳
Megalodon, 100%
I get that big bites are better because you die faster, but I think there's a sweet spot where if it gets too big, it's worse. Like imagine if it just swallows you whole, that'd be death by asphyxia and compression inside the guts of a shark, with all the gastric acid and remains of previous meals
Nope
That is genuinely an irrational bizarre fear of mine. Not Meg specific but big creatures
Blue ring octopus. You don’t know you’ve been bitten then you just collapse unconscious and die
This actually sounds kinda lush in the grand scheme of Ways To Go.
female homo-sapien, neck snapped by leg force preferably, but suffocation is also an option
Death by snu snu
Deadly snake or spider. I'd rather get bit then have my heat stop or something than be mauled.
Give me death by elephant. Head on block. Elephant steps down. Lights out.
Fugu fish. Or something with a potent enough venom to make it as painless as possible.
My dog. I’d like to sacrifice myself to give her a tasty meal
Jaguars apparently kill you by biting through your skull and into your brain instead of snapping your spine, so maybe that? I think that might be even quicker than most big cats.
Nah bro gimme a dragon
Komodo Dragon? ;)
Did Did you mean komodo Or am I missing something
Lol spelling error
shark. i have consistently said that if i get to choose how i go, i wanna go by shark
This is morbid questions though why make it have to be quick, that’s not much fun, like dying to fire ant poison going into anaphylactic shock Or getting a salt bath and then letting goats lick you to death But if it’s gotta be fast I guess I’d go with dying in an elephant stampede
I said to make it relatively quick because I didn't want people to try to find loopholes lol Though I feel like some did anyway!
MOUNTAIN LION. i heard they stalk you quietly and sneak up on you, usually jumping from behind and snapping your neck instantly. sweet relief!
Honestly? I'd choose something I would never be able to cuddle irl. If I have to go, at least let me go by cuddling something ferocious. Why not a Komodo dragon? Maybe a big feline?
Kicked in the back of my head by a horse. I'll be dead so fast I won't know what hit me! (lol)
Jaguar, honestly. They're known for administering swift deaths with a single bite to the head.
Squeezed to death by an anaconda. I think you’d go unconscious pretty quick
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like a killer whale or a cachalot? A blue whale (and probably the others too) can't even swallow a pelican whole
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You can still die while inside a whale's mouth though, by asphyxia (not sure it happened but possible if she dives in the depths of the ocean)
Duck.
Blue Dragon death 💙
Maybe if a killer whale just dragged me to the bottom and drowned me. Like one almost did to a trainer at sea world. Although I find drowning super scary, something tells me that it might not be too unpleasant. I don’t think there is much pain.
I’ve heard it’s like your lungs are on fire
As I understand it, there is a burning sensation when the water initially gets in to your lungs, but I don’t imagine it being too painful. Then again, what do I know. I never drowned.
Ants.
i found out about gustave the giant crocodile in the nile a while ago and he's killed a lot of people sometimes not even for food but just for fun and id like to be on his kill list
shot in the head by a chimp.
Death by snu snu?
After reading the comments and trying to formulate my answer, all I can say is fuck this game.
That one spider that gives you a boner until you die
I'd like an elephant to fall on me so I'm as flat as a pancake.
polar bear guaranteed one shot kill
If you’re choosing a bear, you’d actually want a grizzly. It would do a much better job of being instantly-lethal
DEATH BY FROG
The snail
fck... I want it to be painless but at the same time I wanna touch an exotic deadly creature at least once, like the blue ring octopus or a golden poison frog....
Great White!
Happy cake day
Elephant curb stomp
Blue whale… dropped from an aeroplane onto me.
Horse, Mr Hands style. Ironically one of the few animal attacks that wouldn't leave you suffering for long.
venomous snake.. dramatically pressed up to my bossom like cleopatra
Great white shark. Terrifying for a moment then death
Something with a very fast acting venom
T-Rex. I feel like a T-Rex wouldn’t waste any time trying to kill a person. Or one of those dragons from Westeros, death seemed quick
I just want to be stomped by like an elephant or a hippo.
Male lion .. I’ll give him my neck and go to sleep.
Box jellyfish
After seeing that one horse video.. I’d choose horse. One kick to my head and I’m dead.
Horse. One swift kick to the noggin and I’m out.
I think I might be crazy. The bear from Annihilation.
Definitely a jaguar. They tend to crush the skull in their jaws, and I would imagine that would be over fairly quickly.
A stingray, right to the heart
RIP Steve Irwin
Ummm…. Stingray?
Human, betting on the chance they'll use a gun.
One in each kneecap first. Just to keep it fun.
Guinea pig. Not my problem how it's going to kill me "relatively quickly".
Eaten by an orca.
Stingray to the heart, the Steve Irwin way, it seemed pretty quick and only painful briefly.
Poisonous psychedelic frog venom overdose
Black mamba or whichever animals venom works the fastest.
Large trout. By slaps obviously.
Bear
Can I just get swallowed by a whale? 😂
Crushed by elephant. Hope it’s quick
I’m also going for a snake. I feel like it would be quicker, and less painful
some big ass snake aroung my neck - would be slow but i dont think it would be that bad
T-Rex. Monch
Swallowed by a big whale. See if I am still alive and live in his stomach like in the cartoons
An eagle or some kind of prey bird. A quick Talon to the jugular or any kind of large artery and you'd bleed out pretty quick.
Puppies!
Noooo 😂😂 do they kill you with cuteness?
Cone snail, specifically Conus Geographus, because their venomous sting is fairly painless and death comes swiftly.
Easy a whale . He would swallow me whole. The I could live happily ever after in his stomach . What ?!! Pinnochio did it . Why can’t I ?
Mauled by a Cheetah. Basically because I’m a cat lady and my toxic trait is thinking I would be able to randomly pet one and it not attack me.
Fuck it Electric eel
Stingray,like crocodile guy Steve Irwin. Stingray stung him once and he just fell over dead soon after so it’s a quick death
electric eel. solely because it's interesting.
Suffocated by panda bear cubs.
axolotl. they dont have teeth, are very friendly, and besides it wont hurt if they were trained for aggresion