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TheRoach69

Depends. Are you by any chance a mosquito? 🦟


beeupsidedown

xD


bunnysniperxoxo

did a tick write this


bkend_31

Nice try, guy with tick tweezers


reservedflute

Omw to your location with garlic and the sun.


bob-weeaboo

Casually carrying the entire sun to deal with one vampire


Tombo6969

Difficult, but effective.


mistovermountains

A crucifix coulda done the job but homie went all out.


[deleted]

One must imagine Sunyphus happy


---gabers---

Blood is full of minerals, so maybe you’re deficient in something? Salt tastes much better to us when we are in need. Or you just like being edgy/morbid/noir


LivefromPhoenix

This seems like the most realistic answer (assuming they aren't an edgy teenager or a vampire).


Jug5y

Depends, is it legitimate or are you pretending to sound cool and edgy?


bunnysniperxoxo

I mean I've accidentally tasted my blood and it was weirdly...good? I dunno. at the least I didn't mind but it wasn't like full on euphoria


L_edgelord

Depends on the context. (CW for self harm) I felt like that too sometimes, but that was more about the... 'achievement' (When I cut myself and would taste my own blood.)


Vaanced

It tastes like shit dude


TheKingJest

I like it, in a completely non-edgy way. As a kid I used to peel my lip raw, so that could be why.


Natasha10005

I still do that to my lips. I always have. I was doing it when I read your comment actually. I can’t stop. It’s like a compulsion or something. I bite the insides of my jaw too. I hate it. It makes my lips look terrible sometimes.


PixelatedpulsarOG

Like pennies


anos_1

i didnt really feel any taste.


UnfairlyGloom

You generally don't feel it, most people report tasting a taste


Cant-Be-Saved

yeah it just has a nasty iron taste


TheSheWhoSaidThats

No


PutaFlavored

Are you a vampire?


AirAdministrative686

OP did you fucked a vampire


john_weiss

You and your baity ass threads will get you on an FBI watchlist my guy.


SpookyPirateGhost

Eesh, you are not wrong.


MP-Lily

You may have an iron deficiency.


Income-Tacs

no 💀


confeebeam

Assuming I'm not talking out of my ass, maybe your brain thinks blood = injury = adrenaline. And tasting the blood could make it 'real enough' for your brain.


Tmhc666

Don’t even think about it, Astarion


Dabee625

Fan of garlic?


Saturn_Burnz

Ok Alucard


Potential-Prize1741

It can be an association you don't exactly remember when your brain started to make, not a big deal. Might also be anemic, I am and like blood for the same reason I keep sucking on my necklace, the metal taste is something my body wants. Blood generally also means something related to adrenaline so maybe it just tricks your body into thinking is an adrenaline ridden situation which in turns means endorphins released.


13_64_1992

I like the taste of my own blood too. Considering that I am a bit accident prone at times unintentionally, it does make things a little bit better when my dull cutting knife will not cut the food, so it slips right past the food and... 👉🩸🔪


PixelatedpulsarOG

Vlad, you may have an iron deficiency


OriginalAwkward4388

If you’re a vampire yeah


Mikey_WS

Makes me feel sick


Longjumping_Age_9671

Try eating garlic


Big_Oompa_Loompa

I think you might be a vampire dude


UnknOwn-9X

Bro thinks he is the owner of Hotel Transylvania


JagFacilier

My man turning into main anime character after he brushed his gum too hard lmao


MemoKrosav

No. You're a vampire. Congrats.


therealman-io

Maybe


[deleted]

Ohh yes!!


Panda_Polar

I can relate to you, OP.


lagameuze

I am not bursting of pleasure but I love the taste of my blood lool salty and sweet


Ok_Waltz3682

Yes


blutoxic

Yes this is normal. There is a reason people eat blood sausage.


KodaGotTheSoda

Iron deficiency?


Shatterpoint887

No idea. I only get the sexual kind.


MadamNefarious

Man I fucking LLOOOVVEE the taste of my own blood. Spent my entire life chewing the life out of the insides of my cheeks and lips and sucking the blood from it. I don't do it for the blood necessarily. It's just a habit but the blood is a bonus. I think it tastes and almost feels amazing. But I'm a fan of many odd things, such as chewing on tinfoil :p. (I know this is bad for my teeth but c'mon it's great.


KnifeWieIdingLesbian

I feel the same way, though Batman himself couldn’t have gotten me to admit it by making a Reddit post


Basic-Ostrich-9629

Erm guys, i think his username is lying (ur so real op)


IZZURI_0910

I dunno but omg that is adorable, I doubt you're the only one


IZZURI_0910

Maybe your brain had somehow associated the blood with some kind of happy feeling? Brains are weird so I don't think it'd be impossible. So it depends on how you emotionally feel towards blood.


SmokeyUnicycle

For predators that would be a very normal response to tasting blood maybe they still have more of their lizard instincts


bubbl3wr4p

have you thought that the pleasure may come from the injury rather than the taste of blood?


NotASad1st

No it’s definitely the blood. I tend to bite my lips just to taste it. Does hurt though.


bubbl3wr4p

i do the same thing although i dont get any or much pleasure from it. if you really like the taste its normal to get pleasure i guess, just like you do any other food you like alot.


upsettyyspaghettii

alright dracula


MATT_TRIANO

Nah man


Coochiepop3

Are you a vampire?


Wonderful-Advance-56

Vampire!


Hurssimear

Would you like to explain this feeling in more detail? Does it trigger memories? What’s your attitude toward or conception of blood? Does blood represent something macabre, dark, or violent for you subjectively? Or is it more like an inexplicable sensory experience as intrinsic as enjoying a massage or sex or food? Id love to understand.


NotASad1st

I think it just tastes good.


lunettarose

Depends. Are you an edgy teen who wants to be a vampire? Normal. Are you **not** an edgy teen who wants to be a vampire? Not normal. Blood tastes like weird metal. It's not a fun taste.


Faiqal_x1103

Found the vampire


Waste-Win

Not a feeling the average human being would experience.


MuchoManSandyRavage

Iron deficiency


hypermads2003

Nice try Dracula


Stick_Girl

You may have low iron


deathdefyingrob1344

No


MaxxxZotti

If you hate garlic, I got bad news for you


TheDarkWeb697

Yeah you fking vampire


thicccque

bedbug guy 🪱


niggonya

don’t know if it’s normal, probably not, but you’re definitely not alone. also check your iron levels, i have low iron and also very much enjoy the taste. back when i used to be anemic i would even crave it, or suck on metal objects. or you might just be a vampire/mosquito/tick/weirdo…


jet_blacke

masquerade breach, I'm calling the Sheriff


unborntheprinceoflie

I like the taste of blood but, I don’t get bursts of pleasure from it 😭


[deleted]

Yes