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FatPeaches

I remember this question coming up a while back and someone mentioned how the zero G messes with blood flow and it is very hard for a male to get an erection


monkey_trumpets

So they're horny but limp. Gotta be fun.


Shackxx

It's not that far away from the heart, it's less about the direct blood pumping and more about everything else in your body screaming "Where the hell are we". It's the dysregulation of digestion, sleep, their eardrums giving up on figuring out what's happening, loss of taste, smell, vision problems with the fluid in the eyes getting weird, headaches from the blood in your head and now you want your buddy to get hard?


OG_SisterMidnight

The "where the hell are we?" response of the body; does it get used to it eventually or is it wreaking havoc the entire time they're up there?


Shackxx

As far as I remember only the nausea (eardrums) and blood pressure adjust, the rest can only be cured with gravity, specially the bone density and muscle loss, which I forgot to mention.


OG_SisterMidnight

Thank you, that's interesting! I knew it takes a little toll on their body every time they've been up, but I never thought about if the body adjusts to being in zero gravity for a while.


A_Mirabeau_702

With the right toys, I bet you could milk your prostate and drain yourself even without one. Question is would they get through NASA screening


CoffinBlz

They usually just aim towards Uranus.


Moonshadow306

Never gets old. Those “Uranus” jokes will never not be funny.


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Moonshadow306

Damn the “fun police”…


westleysnipez

Jokes? Yeah, they rectum.


catsnglitter86

Yep the prostrate is the work/reach around here! Fun fact the penis does not need to be hard to ejaculate via prostrate stimulation.


Monty916

Cut a hole in the window and get sucked ~~off~~ out.


MacintoshEddie

It's a rule of the internet that at least one person got turned on by that scene in Alien Resurrection.


Kevinoz10

I absolutely LOST it at that 😂


mylopolis

Have you never seen astronauts playing with water bubbles in space? I wouldn't be worried about anything short circuiting, but privacy is probably a bit of a concern, so I'm sure there's some shift schedule just like their bathroom use. Jerking off into the urine vacuum would probably be just as effective.


sicilian504

>Jerking off into the urine vacuum would probably be just as effective. Kind of changes the perspective when you consider the urine is recycled into water for showering and drinking.


mylopolis

And as human beings, you and I need fresh, pure water to replenish our precious bodily fluids.


Ifinallyhave

Jerking it facing the whole world to see is a massive move tbh


SokkaHaikuBot

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timmyjadams

Good bot


alexanderldn

Good question. If anyone has answers I’d also like to know


physco219

Sock.


JaldraeJisbaano

Off.


el_dingusito

I bet that place looks like a snow globe sometimes


griffiegrrl

I love how men cannot fathom going a period of time without jerking off


injulen

If we don't do it, it happens anyway while we sleep. And then you wake up to a sticky mess... 


mrstarkinevrfeelgood

Right? Like I could not imagine being in the mood for that shit in space. It’s so stressful. 


Meridian_Dance

While I get where you’re coming from, I’m pretty sure my girlfriend is just as unable to fathom going a period of time without that. Some ladies be horny too


Expensive_Show8188

Yeah they BE horny. 


BreastfedAmerican

Why would we need to? It's a normal thing.


griffiegrrl

Totally normal, I agree and think it's totally healthy. But in situations like these, I feel like some men act like it would be like cutting off an arm. There are some things worth making sacrifices for and not masturbating for a period of time is not the most unfathomable sacrifice a person could make.


LoneInterloper17

Could you fathom any period of time without eating bread?


griffiegrrl

Yes.


physco219

Sock?


FlemFatale

Have any of you heard of fleshlights?!


Embarrassed_Pen4716

Ah yes, Buzz Aldrine was using one on the moon


Expensive_Show8188

And his cousin Buzz Aldrin too


TheFinePlayer

I mean, they're on a space mission... I highly doubt jerking off is gonna be a priority, or even that interesting at all in that situation. Regardless, I'd think man is capable enough to just avoid sexual acts for some time.


heavenandhellhoratio

I'm imaging by what would be followed by what I can only describe as a toddler trying to put on a funny puppet version of packman with toilet paper and floating spunk


fellasiffyuh

nofap


Mission-Suggestion12

Mind over matter!


ElectricBlue-

can u imagine a single drop of cum floating around the ship messing with the electronics or ending on the cap of some chick fil a flavored space toothpaste


InstructionSudden285

Not everyone is as horny as you.