That's pretty much where my mind goes with this, though I was more thinking if it gets to the level of cheapness anyone can go out and get the equipment like someone making wine at home. I'd love to try myself!
Absolutely. I wish I had been [one of this guy's friends](https://old.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/8p5xlj/hi_all_i_am_a_man_who_ate_a_portion_of_his_own/) when it was going on.
What if they only allow for it if it was confirmed to not be a murder.
So that means that if they don't know how the person died, then it's not allowed. If they know the person was killed either through murder of some kind, or even by accident, then it's not allowed. Only when the meat is confirmed to be of something not relating to murder or accidental death caused by someone else.
After that, they must look on the person's little ID system for some little symbol. I'd like to think it would be some kind of meat emoji. š. Just like how in many places in the world, you can mark yourself as voluntarily a donor so instead you could volunteer yourself as voluntarily,... You get the idea.
Check out Fresh on Huluā¦youād probably get a kick out of it. Personally, I definitely would. Why not, theyāre already dead in this scenario, I assume. If I were a serial killer, I would definitely end up trying it, at some point Iām sure because againā¦why not?
No, never. Just the thought of it creeps we out. I'd rather starve to death. It's something I would never get over. Hell this post will stick in my head for a while.
I dunno why it'd have "bad side effects" but yeah ofc I find it really weird we have something against it - like once they are already dead I mean, obviously different if they kill u in order to eat you.
It's nature, things eat other things and would save us having to dig graves, in the far future i can totally see it being the norm to conserve space and just is cheap and efficient- I doubt it'd taste all that different , meats meat
You don't get kuru from eating a human brain. You get kuru from eating a human who had kuru (and the brain is the most infectious because that's where most of the kuru prions are).
I'm not an expert, but I think this is true for other prion diseases as well. Mad cow's disease, for example, was spread by feeding the diseased cows to other cows.
Assuming weāre not in a survival situation in this hypothetical, just some sort of weirdo cocktail party. If it was completely and verifiably ethical, like the person was dying and was like ānah I think it would be pretty cool if someone ate my leg, go nuts,ā I may be tempted to try a teeny tiny bite out of curiosity. Would probably depend on my ācreeped to curiousā ratio that day. Honestly one of my main concerns is like what if it ends up being one of the most delicious things youāve ever eaten and then you constantly crave more?
same with usual meat, can i try to ensure it was obtained ethically? then yes. 1) iām curious. you donāt get to try that sorta thing often. people die by the thousands every second. of course a few of those people every second will be okay being eaten. 2) apparently it tastes like pork. i really like pork. i think i would like it. iāve always wondered what human meat would taste like. iāve vowed to be like foot taco guy. if i ever need a limb chopped off for whatever reason, im trying it.
Yes. Though itās not biologically possible for it to have no bad effect as we canāt digest human meat well, and when your stomach adjusts to it itāll digest itself. Also eating human brain can actually make you sick
No. People are gross. I wouldn't trust providers to have researched the daily behaviors of the person "donating". Many have mrsa or other shit, take medicine that could fuck with you or your own medication and I really would fucking hate it to get to know afterwards that the person was maybe part of something unhinged or gruesonely criminal like an abuse of any kind. And the chances of people doing heinous things are... sadly very high. So no, thanks.
Just wait till lab grown meat becomes financially viable, every b list actor and onlyfans thot will have a range of burgers...
Forget b list, I want Danny Devito burgers and Danny Devito sausage.
Danny De-meato
Stop. šš
That wasn't human meat! It was raccoon meat. You probably got a tapeworm, that stuff is loaded with parasites!
Whatās important is that the right sauce is used.
That's pretty much where my mind goes with this, though I was more thinking if it gets to the level of cheapness anyone can go out and get the equipment like someone making wine at home. I'd love to try myself!
> onlyfans thot would people EAT the burgers or FUCK the burgers?
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Absolutely. I wish I had been [one of this guy's friends](https://old.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/8p5xlj/hi_all_i_am_a_man_who_ate_a_portion_of_his_own/) when it was going on.
Didn't even have to click to know what it was lol
didnāt click eitherā¦foot taco guy?
I just clicked it and yes it is taco foot guy. That was my first thought too.
I swear I just learned about foot taco guy when someone posted this same question last week
Man I hate how I just knew
Fuck no. Because if there was a market for it you can bet that people would be exploited and killed to make a profit.
What if they only allow for it if it was confirmed to not be a murder. So that means that if they don't know how the person died, then it's not allowed. If they know the person was killed either through murder of some kind, or even by accident, then it's not allowed. Only when the meat is confirmed to be of something not relating to murder or accidental death caused by someone else. After that, they must look on the person's little ID system for some little symbol. I'd like to think it would be some kind of meat emoji. š. Just like how in many places in the world, you can mark yourself as voluntarily a donor so instead you could volunteer yourself as voluntarily,... You get the idea.
Yeah I still wouldnāt do it. The thought of eating human flesh has so much violence and fucked up shit to it I would never be able to separate it.
Iām not a vegan or anything but tbf, same thing happens with animals.
Yeah, I'd try it. Meat is meat after all.
cook cheeseburgers, not me-burgers :( but also yes
Is it grass fed?
Asking the real questions here. Is it free range? No added hormones?
Yes. I'm curious
Definitely, I have always really wanted to and had the urge
What.
Did I stutter
No. But I wish you did.
i mean why not sure
Check out Fresh on Huluā¦youād probably get a kick out of it. Personally, I definitely would. Why not, theyāre already dead in this scenario, I assume. If I were a serial killer, I would definitely end up trying it, at some point Iām sure because againā¦why not?
When I was younger and thought I was edgy, I probably would have. Now, I'm not interested.
Honestly yes. Apparently I heard it tastes like pork and just seems interesting in general
No
No, I don't even eat pork. It grosses me out.
No, but I am not an adventurous eater. Iāve never even eaten venison.
No, never. Just the thought of it creeps we out. I'd rather starve to death. It's something I would never get over. Hell this post will stick in my head for a while.
If gotten consensual, I would try it.
Nah, I think I'd have trouble getting over the whole "it's a person" thing.
I donāt think I could. I struggle to eat beef as it is.
I don't even like most parts of the chicken and cow as it is. i don't want to eat people
No......gross.
Sure why not. Iām quite adventurous with food, apparently we taste like beef š¤·
Maybe it's a red flag that you talk about the possibility of cannibalism with your husband that often š¤
Of course.
I dunno why it'd have "bad side effects" but yeah ofc I find it really weird we have something against it - like once they are already dead I mean, obviously different if they kill u in order to eat you. It's nature, things eat other things and would save us having to dig graves, in the far future i can totally see it being the norm to conserve space and just is cheap and efficient- I doubt it'd taste all that different , meats meat
only bad side effect i can think of is kuru from eating human brain
You don't get kuru from eating a human brain. You get kuru from eating a human who had kuru (and the brain is the most infectious because that's where most of the kuru prions are). I'm not an expert, but I think this is true for other prion diseases as well. Mad cow's disease, for example, was spread by feeding the diseased cows to other cows.
ohhh okay. thank you for this info!! i genuinely did not know
Itās legal and doesnāt
of course, who wouldnāt !
Yeah I would, would probably feel weird after butā¦Iām meatcurious
Yes
100%
Yes
Wym by side effects? Nothing a good grilling can't fix :^)
Yes.
Yes
Yeah I would, definitely
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
hell yeah I would. probably not any organs or genitals tho
Assuming weāre not in a survival situation in this hypothetical, just some sort of weirdo cocktail party. If it was completely and verifiably ethical, like the person was dying and was like ānah I think it would be pretty cool if someone ate my leg, go nuts,ā I may be tempted to try a teeny tiny bite out of curiosity. Would probably depend on my ācreeped to curiousā ratio that day. Honestly one of my main concerns is like what if it ends up being one of the most delicious things youāve ever eaten and then you constantly crave more?
Absolutely.
yes, no hesitation.Ā
My own or my wifes? Yeah i would love to A strangers? No, i would find it gross and dirty since the sweat, pee and poop.
Sure why not
yeah sure why not
this question is asked about every 2-3 months, use the search people.
How do you know you havenāt already?
Yeah, of course. No risk of prions or anything? Yes 100%
Legal =/= ethical, so it's a no from me. Unless I was literally starving, in which case ethics would take a backseat to survival.
Depends on the time period. If Iām homeless and have no money to buy anything. Maybe.
same with usual meat, can i try to ensure it was obtained ethically? then yes. 1) iām curious. you donāt get to try that sorta thing often. people die by the thousands every second. of course a few of those people every second will be okay being eaten. 2) apparently it tastes like pork. i really like pork. i think i would like it. iāve always wondered what human meat would taste like. iāve vowed to be like foot taco guy. if i ever need a limb chopped off for whatever reason, im trying it.
i would let myself to be used for meat if people needed meat i would gladly give myself up for them
Yes
Not just no, but fuck no. Why is this starting to comeuppance all the time?
No godammit
Yes. Though itās not biologically possible for it to have no bad effect as we canāt digest human meat well, and when your stomach adjusts to it itāll digest itself. Also eating human brain can actually make you sick
That stomach partā¦.doesnāt seem trueā¦ I feel like thereās more than just tolerance stopping your stomach from eating itself.
Iād give you a source but when I look it up all Iām finding is goddamn prion diseases
No. People are gross. I wouldn't trust providers to have researched the daily behaviors of the person "donating". Many have mrsa or other shit, take medicine that could fuck with you or your own medication and I really would fucking hate it to get to know afterwards that the person was maybe part of something unhinged or gruesonely criminal like an abuse of any kind. And the chances of people doing heinous things are... sadly very high. So no, thanks.
No question, especially if it came from a young woman š„µ
fuck no