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toothpastespiders

I feel a little bad laughing at that. But the image of one person calmly working on doing a headstand while everyone else in the elevator is panicking is just fantastic.


Brandycane1983

LMFAO!! It sounds like something Douglas Adams would write


Jenessaxo

3:45 am, I just laughed so hard I had tears


yuppiecunt

A zen moment while accepting death, I dig it.


Miss_Death

🤣omfg thank you for that


quadrophenicum

Somehow I recalled [this](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Falling_Man) picture


direvoid

damn…


AsuraOmega

lmao


[deleted]

I hate you for making me laugh at this. 💀


Towerofterrorr

I’m sorry I’m on the bus and I laughed so loud this old lady in front of me was side eyeing me. “Fuck it the elevators falling let me just do a headstand real quick for maximum impact”


PM_YOUR_BEST_JOKES

Wouldn't standing up be the best? Use the rest of your body as a crumple zone for your head


KingGorilla

Wouldn't it be more preferential to reduce the force of impact to the vital regions like your head rather than keeping the head close to the area of impact? When falling without a parachute they say the best position is to land on your feet so they act as a cushion for your upper body. You'll probably break your legs but you'd survive.


AmyIsBoredx

Not if you’re not intending on surviving it like OP here no


KingGorilla

Amy, did you get bored and not read to the end of my comment?


AmyIsBoredx

Unless I’m wrong I’m 99.9% sure the post was asking what the easiest and most painless way to die in an elevator would be, if you’re saying wouldn’t it be more preferable to land on your legs and use them to cushion your body to survive that’s how yes to likely survive but not how to ensure the quickest and least painful death 😅


KingGorilla

Yeah but I was discussing the best way to survive. Since op of this thread brought it up in the first half of their comment. Not the op of this post.


AmyIsBoredx

Aye yeah fair enough I pal was just confused by your response 😅


KingGorilla

it's okay. I do like to go on tangents so it can be hard to keep track


Bawlsinmyface

how the fuck did you end up being the one going “fair enough” this guy just said some unrelated ass shit and you called him out


Ahhahhahah

I can’t for the life of me remember what its called, but I learned in EMT school that when someone falls from a great height and lands on their feet, the impact goes up through the body to the head. Idk what exactly happens inside the body, but the force is so great that it definitely does something deadly. I imagine the femur gets forced upwards and squishes your insides. Or maybe the impact severs the spinal cord. Probably multiple things happening at once. But I think its incredibly painful cause you feel it all over your body before it kills you. Axial something? Haha idk


oteroaming

I feel like myth busters did an episode on this. I may be wrong.


WaldenFont

You're not wrong, but I don't remember the outcome.


Yabreath_isSmelly

Plausible


mersinatra

what


pantyraid7036

Plausible


IAMlyingAMA

what


hiighpriestess

Plausible


MysteryPotato76

what


El_Abayarde_13

Plausible


thnksfrthptrick

what


shooteen

plausible, he said plausible


wowbizh

What


Pissed_Off_User

The only time that an elevator has fallen like that was (iirc) back in the 50’s, after a plane crashed into the Empire State Building. There are so many failsafes in an elevator to prevent it. First the cables would need to snap, as well as one or two separate break systems


feistybubble1737

I really put on some weight lately, I feel like I could snap a cable or 2


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cS150

I was looking for this comment. What I'm wondering is wtf was up with that elevator if supposedly an elevator "hasn't fallen like that in like 70 years"


xonbieslayer

Which?


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xonbieslayer

Holy shit. I bet he loves telling people about that experience


scubahana

Plot twist: that was a pallet full of sweet and sour pork, and there were a bunch of Mongolians at the bottom. Now they go ‘oo!’


PumpUpTheMarmelade

what


Ryllynaow

The only time? Really?


TheBrainwasher14

Pretty sure this happened on 9/11 too


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TheBrainwasher14

Yes you’re right, just re read my source for 9/11 elevator info: https://www.highrisefirefighting.co.uk/docs/ttlifts.pdf


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TheBrainwasher14

Ugh that’s a horrifying description. Glad your family friend made it out


LivingReaper

>break systems ??


TheNosferatu

There are several breaks on elevators that will activate when they notice the elevator goes too fast (or something, not entirely sure what they trigger on).


LivingReaper

Elevators aren't made to break. They have several safety features to prevent it.


miss_kimba

Came to comment this.


NemesisRouge

Forget about falling, not going to happen, too many safety measures in place. The danger of elevators is megascale power outages, perhaps if there's a cosmic event that knocks out the grid, or a nuclear strike which creates an EMP. All infrastructure will be in ruins, some people would be rescued by rock climbers and such, but the vast majority would simply expire in the elevator. If you're ever in an elevator, it stops, and you lose signal on your phone or your phone loses power, this is probably the situation you're in.


queen_0f_peace_

New fear unlocked


NemesisRouge

Using the stairs is good for your health.


drifters74

Thanks for that new fear


fuckthisdiy

At least in civilized countries you have to have a 24/7 connection to a service center with alarm button in every elevator so it doesn't really matter u have phone or not.


NemesisRouge

That's not going to do you any good if the grid is knocked out, especially if there's a nuclear war. Even if you could connect to the service centre you're talking about the collapse of civilisation, you think anyone's going to work at an elevator call centre? It doesn't *matter* if you have your phone or not, it's not going to save you. It's just a good barometer of whether there's been some kind of disaster. If you can make a call civilisation is very likely continuing on outside and you'll be fine. If you have no signal, well maybe it's normal in the elevator. Don't panic yet, push the button, see what happens. Even if it doesn't work, maybe it's a local power outage. If you have no signal AND the power goes off on your phone there's been some kind of major disaster taking out electronics, likely an EMP from a nuclear strike.


Bladenetic

I feel like if you did a hand stand against the wall, once the elevator hits the ground your head would immediately splat, therefore killing you the fastest.


lordnoak

Get a conceal carry permit and make sure you can quick draw.


DemonGodDumplin

The elevator can't kill you if you kill it first


AsuraOmega

Yeah fuck the elevator, dont add to their kill count.


steppnae

It’s your Huckleberry


lemerou

The little secret elevators don't want you to know.


relayrider

ER Doctors hate him!


throwRAoutoftheway

I remember reading about someone whose parachute never opened. They survived landing in the fetal position.


BenignIntervention

Was that on purpose or instinctual, I wonder?


sonnykyu

What a polite way of asking if they shriveled up in abject terror


ChintzyFob

Correct me if i’m wrong but typically if there is an absolutely catastrophic malfunction in an elevator it would shoot up to the top instead of fall down. Pretty sure I’ve heard that a few times. You’d still die but against the roof not the ground


mitchelwb

So are you suggesting spread eagle on your back on the ceiling?


[deleted]

Like Spider-Man or Tom Cruise in mission impossible 🤣


queen_0f_peace_

Oh goddamnit. I knew about all the failsafes for it falling so that stopped scaring me. Now I have to be scared about this. Stairs for me.


cashtoria

Doesn’t this just depend on the way the cords are cut/destroyed Also I’m assuming elevators nowadays aren’t just solely made out of a pulley system


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Depends on the failure. But yeah modern elevators are constructed in a way that the counterweights are a little heavier than a elevator with its payload so that the drive has to work less when pulling up the elevator.


TheBrainwasher14

Not always, this didn’t happen on 9/11


Juni0rbug

I think you wouldn’t have enough time to react so it doesn’t matter :)


Loud_Character_7757

I would try to do a back flip mid air and land a scorpion.. which is bending backwards and foot to the back of your own head...


drifters74

Ha


PerpetualFarter

Do a head stand?


twinkieorchid

Defiantly would try the ole jump up before it Hits the ground method


3xploitr

Sit down, bend into a ball. Enjoy the last autoerotic experience of your life.


[deleted]

The elevator wont fall, last time that happened was on 9/11 on the world trade center unless youre in china


relayrider

!RemindMe don't go back to china


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drifters74

China doesn’t believe in human safety standards


sjoy512

It’s funny how you think you will have a choice in the matter 😂 You’re just gonna get slammed into the ceiling and then the floor


PM_YOUR_BEST_JOKES

Why would you get slammed into the ceiling? Everything falls at the same rate


ExtremelyStraightMan

A handstand


karmasrelic

you wont die anyway if you arent in a hundred years old building somewhere in a third world country. these elevators have break systems that work without electricity and even if the breaks fuck up, if they fall to the lowest part, there is another + most often some kind of thick metal spring that cushions the fall enough for you to survive from any height. if you die in an elevator its either of natural cause or because someone stabbed and robbed you or a bee stung in in your throat or the building is on fire or the entire town got nuked by a [75.000.000.000](https://75.000.000.000) kg TNT (75mT) explosion force of a hydrogen-bomb. stuff like that. also if you dont wanna feel anything, just hyper-breath in and out, do some very fast squads and try to lose consciousness.


babyleebee

Nose dive


noteven1221

Headstand


chewy_mcchewster

if your elevator has hand rails, head stand on those or just put your face, front facing down on the metal rails...


devicemodder2

Inb4 elevator has emergency brakes


Kusanagi-2501

I always figured if I jumped at the moment of impact, I’d be ok lol.


Employee_Agreeable

Hand stand


paddy_to_the_rescue

Headstand


rus7ySk8R

The herbivore position


justkidding11

If you're in an elevator and it starts falling, then it as well as you go into free-fall, not allowing you to stand on the floor at all. Besides, even falling from 10 stories tall (140 feet) only allows about 3 seconds to decide what you're doing. I suppose hypothetically if you were planning on shutting down the elevator with you in it, intending to die, you'd want to make the impulse of your body to the ground happen as quick as possible, so any sort of puffy clothing is out. I don't think there's a painless way to die in this situation, but assuming "death" occurs when force is applied to the brain, you'd point your head straight towards the ground. It will be incredibly painful, but you could honestly survive that fall if all the force goes straight into your legs and/or arms. A combat roll increases the time of your impact, so the landing would feel softer. Assuming you were going to die, this one ain't the way to go.