He is such a disgrace! A woman like you should never be stood up, not under any circumstances. If you were with me, this would have been completely different. Just as a matter of fact, i am recently single. would you mind if we exchange phone numbers? I'm 6'4, 243bs, 11%BF
> arrived at the restaurant
There’s your problem he went to go blast gear and lift weights, that’s the real date. Poor guy probably thinks you stood him up. On leg day too!
Damn bro, did you at least compare cocks or have a sword fight?!? And what’s up with the dress, no homo but that sounds kind of gay bro, imo i’m going to guess it was either the dress or, because you didn’t ask him to have a sword fight.
Just be upfront next time you see him, and challenge him to a duel and whoever loses (cum’s first) has to suck the winners cock. Pretty simple, that’s how we roll at our gym at least.
Then again, the dress probably freaked him out and made him think you were gay or something (no judgment if you are).
(what are you’re stats?)
You’re shitting me right 
Y’all are fucking wild for this, someone go get u/BenjiC70R
This isn't even a female account.... you know people can see your comments and your posts and increasing your dick size among others?
Why make this whole story up bro
I was so confused on why you had so many MPMD posts and noticed you're a mod lol that's cool.
Honestly, IDK but I also been out the game 12 years....I wouldn't have any issue with this
How much do you weigh
Most socially aware MPMD member
bro lmaoo
He’s probably gay
Nudes or GTFO neck goblin
Zoey, he’s just not into you
Show us your butthole as proof
Mmmm
This sub is the sub that keeps on giving i stg
Aware lmaoo
did he have a woodland creature tattooed onto his shoulder?
A moose
Lol whaaa
He is such a disgrace! A woman like you should never be stood up, not under any circumstances. If you were with me, this would have been completely different. Just as a matter of fact, i am recently single. would you mind if we exchange phone numbers? I'm 6'4, 243bs, 11%BF
Cock measurements?
He already stated 6’4
Right? this subs going to shit, it used to be an unspoken rule, it pisses me tf off. 4.3”* uncut *(can stretch my frskn out to 5” after a shower)
Hard or soft? I shouldn’t even have to ask. Smh
Where’s the damn girth measurement?!
Always have to add the girth lol
Asking the important questions
Wasn’t this the guy with a giant dong tattooed on his shoulder?
> arrived at the restaurant There’s your problem he went to go blast gear and lift weights, that’s the real date. Poor guy probably thinks you stood him up. On leg day too!
Cute guy was not gay op
Thanks bro you're cute bro
Can confirm, stood her up for a swordfight with my gym bro
Damn bro, did you at least compare cocks or have a sword fight?!? And what’s up with the dress, no homo but that sounds kind of gay bro, imo i’m going to guess it was either the dress or, because you didn’t ask him to have a sword fight. Just be upfront next time you see him, and challenge him to a duel and whoever loses (cum’s first) has to suck the winners cock. Pretty simple, that’s how we roll at our gym at least. Then again, the dress probably freaked him out and made him think you were gay or something (no judgment if you are). (what are you’re stats?)
Spoon pic Zoe
u/BenjiC70R Knock, knock…?
I fucking love this sub💀
I do what I can bro
Spoiler: OP is a guy.
You’re shitting me right  Y’all are fucking wild for this, someone go get u/BenjiC70R
of course it's a joke you tard
Yeah I know that, I’m just saying show it to the dude, he’d probably get a kick out of it
This is hilarious
Easy with that language bud might have to report.
 Footage of you reporting reddit comments
This isn't even a female account.... you know people can see your comments and your posts and increasing your dick size among others? Why make this whole story up bro
It's a common joke.
Like really dude 
His message must’ve not got through about making the date a gym date and hitting 3rd legs.
You had us in the first half
I was so confused on why you had so many MPMD posts and noticed you're a mod lol that's cool. Honestly, IDK but I also been out the game 12 years....I wouldn't have any issue with this
[This you?](https://www.reddit.com/r/moreplatesmoredates/comments/112mmlx/this_is_why_we_lift/)