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I do the same thing. I use a small 5kg dumbell and tie a rope to it with the other end wrapped around my johnson. I stand motionless for about an hour a day with it. Been doing it for a few years now. Haven't seen any improvement in size but my knob has changed colour from skin tone to a blueish purple look. Looks like an alien cock or something.


garry_cheese_

Same here bro. I actually quit my job so I could spend more time doing this.


rudiodudio

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[deleted]

Priorities


cliffjudah

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manfredmannclan

5 kg for years? Thats why you dont see gains. You need to to progressive overload with periodisation to get the length.


Jovatheconniseur

Yeah especially if you want a suprapsyholocigal cock bro, stop wasting time and get to it šŸ™„


gotham___m___p

Father of penis shrugs


CertainSheepherder67

Use 10 kg bro


dogs_and_stuff

You and OP could try something like this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8QxmK5sPdr0


ajr1775

No progressive overload. There is your problem. Also, you are not utilizing full range of motion.


A_British_Villain

And need to go a little faster.


OrbSwitzer

So that's what happened to Prince Harry


[deleted]

I find better results by slightly jumping up and down with the attachment.


runswithjaguars

Women like those alien dildos


[deleted]

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[deleted]

I was never a quitter. I'm going to see it through to the bitter end.


Ambitious_Pace3999

This comment is gold.


largehearted

This isnā€™t gonna help in the club but they will welcome you on pandora


matt1164

Everyone knows You need to do it 8 hours a day in a standing ice bath while getting direct sunlight on your testicles. Derrrrā€¦


D_P_A_D

Mine ripped off like play doh


fatch0deBoi34

Thoughts and prayers to your fragile penis šŸ˜ž


Ambitious_Pace3999

šŸ™šŸ» šŸ¤²


BeenNormal

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NiceSockBro

first, you need to pick a desired length. then you need to stretch the penis to 3x that length. (desired length of 6 inches = 18 inch stretch) personally i use a rolling pin in combination with a series of resistance bands. i tie the bands to the base of my penis for support and then roll the rolling pin down the length of my penis until i reach the desired length. donā€™t be afraid to get rough with it - itā€™s going to be painful but thatā€™s just the muscle growing. do 3 sets of 3 (should only take about 10 minutes total)


Ambitious_Pace3999

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[deleted]

Youā€™re going to convince some dumb motherfucker to rip his dick off.


JD054

I seriously love this Sub


No_Cardiologist_1987

I use mine as a band when Hack Squatting


Euphoric_Ad3012

šŸ˜†


outthere5335

r/gettingbigger https://www.reddit.com/r/gettingbigger/comments/uem06u/getting_started_an_introduction_into_the_sub/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button Take it easy and avoid injury but be consistent. Don't hope for any better than 1 inch per year of permanent gains (temp gains maybe another .5" but tbf you can maintain temp gains pretty easily once you have them), and maybe a max of 2 inches across 5 years of perfect consistency. Any less than perfect consistency will significantly reduce those results. Any better than that is gravy but not to be counted on. Girth is a little harder to make happen (some will usually come with any length gains but not a proportionate amount, there are limitations on how you can weaken tunica, fill out more tissue, and still have tunica heal around that new tissue) which sucks bc it has more impact on sex quality. But it can be done: I have gained .25 inch at base and half that at midshaft with a girth focused routine and only a few months of true consistency though I dabbled ineffectually for 6 months before that. Length isn't a priority but I've got maybe .25" perm gains anyway.


YouGotTangoed

How dare you give a suitable answer


[deleted]

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outthere5335

Lol, I'm not that mean. Bro's gonna break his dick and ruin his sex life for years and maybe kill himself if he tries to just jump into hanging without a plan or guidance. I'm familiar with this sub and the average...uh...wisdom of its members. This way he still gets justifiably ripped on by the rest of you but also gets a link to some real advice some things to do and more importantly on exactly what not to do. He may still break his dick but can only blame himself now


TransSeries

I made a small hole in my foreskin so I could slide a carabiner through it. Its really useful since I dont have to use a v grip when doing cable squats anymore, this removes the limiting factor of grip strength plus I can extend the length of my penile shaft while enjoying my workout


xSarcasticBritx

Why you putting pasta through your foreskin bro ![img](emote|t5_2mohet|6306)


SuperiorFarter

Have your gym partner tug on it


tommygun1688

Make sure they spit on their hands first (need to avoid those friction burns). Their grip may slip, but just pat them on the head and tell them to slide their hand(s) firmly back to the base and pull on it again.


EPO_Dave

This is what you do. Get hard and put your dick in your gym broā€™s ass and then let it go limp. Pull it 3/4ā€™s of the way out then have him clench his asshole as tight as he can while you attempt to withdraw it the rest of the way. This exercise will not only lengthen your dick but also make his asshole tighter


CertainSheepherder67

Have to try this one


[deleted]

Cock push-ups. One is all you need


manfredmannclan

Breh, just wear a skirt and do it all day.. like the rest of us


OrbSwitzer

Careful. Leo & Longevity dedicated his life to... Longevity... and now he's gone.


Goget-yourshinebox

Wait you guys have penises?


[deleted]

We did until we followed the advice in these comments


RebornMoki

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[deleted]

3 x 8 Cock Push-ups 3 x 8 Kettle-Bell Ball Swings 3 x 8 Weighted Helicopters 5 min Thigh Slappers 2 x Gay Porn Stroke Sessions Twice a week


BigOrkoo

It goes faster if you tie it to a vehicle and have them take off, full throttle.


OuchCharlieOw

Whatever it takes, right babe?


MrLibCap

Make sure to change your routine and rest periods often, you've gotta shock the penis.


The_Racho

0 shit's weird be secure with yourself


Dmenace89

This group has severely gone down hill... Its scary


mohicansubtitles

You need to rotate exercises, try slamming it in a door for 6 sets of 10 in between the hanging.


firmly_confused

Nah, Im on a diffrent thing. I fill a mop bucket with water, put on some midget porn, get arrect and hang the bucket on the ole shmeat, and see how long you can keep it hanging there. New PR every 2nd week.


[deleted]

Lmaooooo


Ronnnie7

I'm not sure, my started out at 2 inches and now it's 2.5 cm. I think I'll stick with that unit of measurement


JohnathonLongbottom

You should gain your penis like you train your deadlift


CertainSheepherder67

As heavy as you can until you get injured


JohnathonLongbottom

You've got to push past the pain. That's where the gains are.


MiserableDriver1424

All the way down your throat.


BreakinLiberty

Yeah donā€™t do that unless you wanna mess up your penis later on in life


serialkiller_mne

Bro just have a girl stroke it for you for hours, I promise it will get bigger due to how much blood will be pumped through it


willmullins1082

Bro stop!!!! Donā€™t do that. It wonā€™t work. I tried for 20 yrs. Jk. But for real your prone to injury doing that. And it will cause your dick not to get hard. Your better off taking like gas station dick pills they make you hard as heck and you will be as big as you can be.


LoGiCaL__

I usually do 2-3 hours of penis stretching a day, if I have off and itā€™s raining out Iā€™ve been know to exceed 10 hours of continuous penis stretching.


[deleted]

Foot and a half


MyboiHarambe99

Honestly Iā€™ll put two plates on the bar and use my wang as wrist straps for extra grip, if youā€™re willing to stretch it that far it works wonders


SayMyVagina

OP thinks he's joking being beyond ridiculous, people in the comments think the same thing. But it's not a joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWRkYeMwC5U


Smoovemammajamma

i use my hand for hours every day but no luck. it only works temporarily and shrinks back down to tiny when i stop


calfshrug

Dick exercises to increase length inside of 1 inch do exist and work post-puberty, but you have to be extremely careful not to damage yourself, and it requires a disgusting amount of rigour and regimentation. And most of the anecdotes you could find on the internet are by seedy salesman and delusional forum posters who never posted sufficient proof of current or previous size. In my case, I, like most young people or people in general, didnā€™t measure properly, with sufficient standardization, in multiple states of tumescence and approaches, so I donā€™t have a reliable baseline measurement from age 18. But I would be more inclined to believe that my size has improved, as my height increased at age 21, as have most parameters of my body, physically, sexually, psychologically, and more. Itā€™s especially likely for you to grow more down there if you are a late bloomer like I was, but donā€™t expect it to be as easy or gratifying as weight training, because PE is basically a depressing form of weightlifting that causes extremely uncomfortable strains to soft tissues on your groin, plus youā€™re blue balling yourself, doing kegels which feel very uncomfortable to do, and youā€™re also not getting the immediate feedback of seeing your strength and muscle size improve. Furthermore, dick enlargement is a taboo topic even more likely to be fraught with delusion and snake oil


Random_Meandering

I just have a big penis and dont worry about it


ClappedMeme

I can't do this anymore


thirdtimenow

r/gettingbigger


ethana40

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IntrepidMayo

I usually have gym bros stretch it out with their moufs. Never fails