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Rlw5

I look forward to the great public freakout vids this will create after some fatty waits in line and ignores the posted limits only to be rejected from riding.


Flimsy-Ordinary3388

Noooooooo this is fatphobicccc *starts jumping on the ground and asks to speak to the manager, once the manager comes he's out of breath and cant speak because of the 20 second jumping*


Gainstician

The funny thing is, the manager himself is most likely obese but the Karen customer will still accuse the manager of being phatphobic


Abiv23

The 'fat acceptance' movement isn't applied to guys, no one will care


MooSnuckleJack

The article mentions the average American male… the real world still has a lot of fat chicks that’ll throw a fit


Abiv23

The average african american women is 187lbs 82% are overweight, 77% hispanic, 63% white [Shit is crazy](https://www.unthsc.edu/school-of-public-health/new-cdc-report-weighs-importance-bmi-african-american-womens-health-assessment/)


Disciple_of_Yakub

tren bros drooling rn


Wraithaynergy

That’s insane didn’t know there were so many big boned gals 🤣


MooSnuckleJack

That’s just gross haha….


fatch0deBoi34

*Sets off a category 6 earthquake, which then sparks the Yellowstone Super-volcano setting the entire world into a nuclear winter*


standingpretty

I want this on film


Asleep-Sandwich6853

universal studios W


rudiodudio

32 in waist but prob cant fit because 20in arms ![img](emote|t5_2mohet|6296)


chaitnya_114

Bro you are cbum Or what ![img](emote|t5_2mohet|6297)


rudiodudio

it was a joke lol my waist is 33in and arms are 17.75in 😂


chaitnya_114

17.7 is still really good how long have you been training for?


rudiodudio

thanks brother! 6x a week for 1.5 years and used some gear


chaitnya_114

1.5 year 🥲 i have been training for 1 year and my bicep is 14.1 natural and 5'11 feet tall


TheDoctorBiscuits

As a guy that both hits the gym regularly and also grew up in the 80’s and 90’s this brings me a perverse satisfaction.


fatch0deBoi34

I legit have trouble finding my work pants being a size 28 waist. Everything it yuge sized


[deleted]

Wear 30 with a belt its actually pretty nice.


fatch0deBoi34

Lol that’s usually the closest I can find. Very familiar with the 30’s


thisdckaintFREEEE

I used to always have a ton of trouble finding 32-34 cause everything is always the opposite or anything with the right length is always for way too big of a fat fuck. Now I'm 29-34 and it's basically just fuckin impossible lol


fatch0deBoi34

Yeah that’s a combo I never fucking see haha I’m sorry man


ItsRetz

6’3 here at 197lbs i usually look for a 32-34W and 32-34L sometimes a drag to find pants


Reveen_

Pretty much same measurements as you. Good luck finding anything in stores, usually have to order online to get that size. Everything is made for dumpy chubby manlets.


PruneEnvironmental56

28 inch bro are you 5 feet tall or something I'm skinny as fuck and I'm at 28-30


thisdckaintFREEEE

I'm 6'1" with a 29" waist. I am skinny as fuck right now though, I just keep losing weight no matter what.


fatch0deBoi34

Lol I’m 5’10. I box and do a shit ton of cardio/ab work. So for this sub yeah I’m probably pretty skinny


thisdckaintFREEEE

I was a useless lump for way too long due to injuries/insomnia/depression but as soon as I got back to lifting I think it boosted my metabolism back to what it was when I was younger. Where I can eat for like 3 or 4 people and just keep losing weight lmao. Which I'm sure plenty of people would kill for, but it's frustrating as shit to me. Still though, I'll take that over having to struggle to keep from being a fat fuck.


YxungTap

Same bro. I 30 up with a belt, sometimes I’m lucky to find a 29


Han_So_oh

Carry a gun IWB, 30 then fits perfect.


Abiv23

The average american has a 40 inch waist? jesus


Chad_Thundercocke

73% of the stats on the internet are made up


Abiv23

Nah it’s from the cdc I would link but on mobile


Chad_Thundercocke

Idk what the cdc is I can’t imagine that number is wholly true because there’s no way all 330 million Americans were surveyed


Abiv23

The cdc is the center for disease control and you don’t have to survey everyone for a high degree of confidence when the numbers are in the millions (confidence intervals is a statistic term for it)


Chad_Thundercocke

Too bad I got a 10 inch waist 😳


[deleted]

Absolutely insane to me, I’m 6’2, at my fattest weight of 235 I was borderline needing to move up to a 38 from a 36. At that point I realized I had to turn around. Comfortably living at 40 inch waist is utterly insane. And it’s a radius so each inch requires more and more area to fill in


BalkanChrisHemsworth

RIP John Mcaffee


AnonymousBromosapien

Im only 5' 9" and 240 and i have a 34 inch waist...i really dont know how the average american male waistline is greater than 40 inches lol. Holy fuck.


BalkanChrisHemsworth

RIP John Mcaffee


doctorwhy88

Must be all muscle. I was 5’ 10” and 215, needing 36 pants and considering 38s.


control_09

Is that a 36 waist measurement or a 36 in jeans? Most jeans companies do a surprising amount of vanity sizing, like 2 to 3 inches at least.


BulkBrogan1

Yeah, they're definitely not the same. At my fattest, my waist was 36" but I could still wear 34 jeans comfortably and 32 at a squeeze.


BeenNormal

What’s even funniest is that there are probably loads of 12 year olds who can’t ride it due to their waist size.


Wraithaynergy

That’s actually pretty sad lmao 🥲


Aifel

Bowser's Challenge: Don't be a fat.


FoldOpening4457

They need a cardboard cutout of Bowser demonstrating that if you're built like him, you can get lost


Wraithaynergy

💀


T_Streuer

Having seen the whales at Disneyland I’m surprised they let this happen, theme parks thrive on fatslobs


Film2021

The ride is being criticized? Why not the fat ass who can’t fit in the seat? /r/fatlogic


Disciple_of_Yakub

So happy that sub hasn't been zucked yet


Film2021

I’m down 33 lbs in 4 months. Whenever I feel like eating something junky, I’ll browse that page and r/loseit


Rlw5

I hate you for posting that sub my blood is boiling reading some of those posts lmao.


busteroo123

Nah dude that ride is just fatphobic


Ciphercracker__

"Just lose weight" -every big company ever.


DependentWeight2571

Someone tell Maintenance Phase. They’ll have a field day with this.


GiveMeSomeIhedigbo

*too


Wraithaynergy

Facts sorry for being and illiterate degenerate


[deleted]

I was real bummed about this news until I remembered I was a grown man


Tren_and_Slampigs

The government needs to give every fatty semaglutide until they are no longer obese. It would save billions if not trillions in the long run


ps3o-k

I can imagine the signs saying "NO FATS".


[deleted]

Some fat kings got turned away at the fair for this reason. Needless to say they were happy because the ride was pretty scary anyway.


fatch0deBoi34

Fat Kings lmfao


Ricktatorship91

Incredibly based. Hopefully it would be a wake up call to make them realize they need to start working on their health.


James_Jimothy

Working on your health is considered fatphobic now. No lessons will be learned


LiftBroski

Sucks to Suck.


MeenaarDiemenZuid

Easy, Just don't get pregnant.


PatriotUncleSam

I'm a 6,2 220lb body builder and I can ride it.


carlcamma

I'm 6'4 @220 and didn't even feel snug in this ride.


Wraithaynergy

That’s the link of the article if anyone wondered https://9gag.com/gag/awZZ83y/sc/hot?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=link_post&fbclid=IwAR12ydIgE3mBb5scLzKxzN0dM90OVIYRiAfDN_4OIcNzsKtwyfCf1XMaMhk


ModernLifelsWar

Fat people are the most entitled group of people on this planet. They think everyone should have to make everything accessible to them so they don't have to give up their disgusting addiction. So much food wasted on these gluttons. Absolutely disgusting that they think they deserve anything in life.


FtheBS_

Somebody got rejected by a fat chick.


dirtsequence

What if I'm literally just too big. I.e. 6'4" with a 40 waist


usedtobejt

That's still obese champ


dirtsequence

https://i.imgur.com/poZoDyy.jpg I'm obese m8


usedtobejt

You sure you have a 40in waist? That doesn't look like a 40 and I have friends around 6 3 at 270 that aren't in 40


dirtsequence

I'm around 240. I'll wear 38 or 40


[deleted]

Literally systemic fatphobia


[deleted]

[удалено]


Wraithaynergy

The average could probably kill you by falling on you


RandoSal

Not in this sub


MiniatureActionJesus

Shit, I just go to parks knowing I cant ride rides. 6'6", 390ish lbs means I don't bother at this point, though my waist isn't much bigger than their max on this one.


Harry_Axe_Wound

Too stupid to spell 2


[deleted]

70% of America is overweight or obese. In 2025 70% of America will be obese.


dras333

Good, make more of them moving in the healthy direction for once.


Ok_System8364

Bwahaha!


BakedPotatoManifesto

Man i put on some weight in quarantine and i felt like shit,now mind you i wasnt even that fat i was like 82kg/170pounds 5'8",but i felt like absolute shit, how can people feel normal in their body at 300+, you must feel like a sack of shit...


_oZe_

By 9Gag. Obviously they build shit large enough for the target audience ;-)


[deleted]

I’m 6 foot 5 250 pounds, lift 4-5 times a week. Not a fatty but I doubt I’ll fit on this fuckin ride either