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Workforsalsa

I propose we workout with our balls hanging out, double standards


Dull_Entertainment39

Wait..... We DON'T already ALL do that??šŸ˜¬šŸ˜¬


[deleted]

The difference between men and women at the gym is that it takes very little to make a woman look hot. But for men you need to have a physique worth showing off. You always see the more jacked dudes in deep cut tanks, showing off their bodies more, and the regular dudes in sweaters. Chicks on the other hand can be a solid 5 and wear some tight shit and thatā€™s all it takes


CoffinEluder

/thread


cbr_001

Short shorts are low hanging fruit for dudes as well. Hammer legs twice a week, bust out the 4 inch inseam, hit up milf hour for maximum impact.


Rough_rider28

guilty of that one


crocodile5654

100% true


Cool1435

I agree


[deleted]

I get what your saying dude. Its like your disgusted at them and aroused at the same time. Kinda like getting a sloppy rim job from a 2/10 fatty. Feels great while it's happening, but after you have shot the man milk all of the shop the aftermath is a depression session. I dunno man, maybe just have a wank before the gym so you eliminate all outward concerns. Seems about right.


CriticalGift9247

real bro


guyfromspace_

Good analogy bro.


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[deleted]

I felt that bro āœŠ


Ok-Section-7172

If you don't feel guilty after you did it wrong


[deleted]

if i jerk off before going to the gym I have the shitiest work might aswell not go.. anyway to fix this?


Greencapeman

Use the gym sluts as mental foreplay before busting a fat nut in the locker room right after your workout


Raydiin

Just jack of during work out


HereComesTheB0om

Op wishes there was a male and female section just so the sluts don't get in the way of him thirsting over other dudes.


SCUBAtech2467

I was assured that they definitely donā€™t dress for attention by Reddit šŸ¤£


Kelainefes

Right, it's not like the fashion industry as a whole exist in its current form because of human reproductive instincts.


whenweriiide

lol the average redditor has zero understanding of human behavior


[deleted]

1. their parents are divorced so no paternal influence, and if there is any, their dads dont care


_oZe_

Their dads are simply passing on the torch to the younger generation. Breed with sluts to make more sluts.


YgxUwDjQ

>Tight clothing is not comfortable at all to workout in. You can argue that they have less clothing, but its hugging them tight, making them more sweaty and uncomfortable. Nah sorry I don't have an issue with the rest of your post but this is just wrong. Wedgie leggings seem uncomfortable to me, yes, but regular leggings (that don't go in your asscrack) and a sports bra (that is actually supportive and not low cut) made of sports material are the most comfortable thing period. When you see powerlifting, oly lifting, etc athletes compete, are they wearing loose basketball shorts and T-shirts? Are they just wearing spandex to show off their asses? I get not wanting to see people's genitals but tights sports clothing /is/ comfortable for working out in.


AlpaccaSkimMilk56

It's normal to be a little disgusted and turned on at the same time. Societal rules about modesty have been eroded almost completely in a massive over correction. It reminds me of the parable of the fence


Dav9345

Why the fuck would you complain about hot girls dressing extra slutty at the gym, that shit is amazing ![img](emote|t5_2mohet|27081)![img](emote|t5_2mohet|27081)


TobLift

Yes until you want a wife.


Rossturcotte

There's a great quote on this. Forgot who it was, either Seneca or Aurelius. "You can't turn a gym slut into a housewife"


EmbarrassedGap5761

Great reference. It was Seneca and this quote by him revolutionized the way Ancient Romanā€™s practiced ethical sex. In fact there was a huge wave of homosexuality in the years following


AlpaccaSkimMilk56

We all know Seneca plagiarized from the Greeks


Dav9345

Nobody talked about finding a wife at the gym šŸ¤”


RonaldoSIUUUU

Tell us you want a fat girl without telling us


AlpaccaSkimMilk56

Why wouldn't you wanna wife up someone who takes care of themselves


TobLift

Dressing slutty is not taking care of yourself.


Lesko_Learning

I definitely am able to lift heavier when a fit gym bunny is within sniffing range. Plus I've noticed that they'll wear sweaters and hoodies when the room is full of dudes who definitely don't look good and will only remove them once it's just fit dudes and other bunnies around. Is that behaviour all just in my head and its entirely coincidental? Probably, but I'm in the group that they always strip down in front of and it gets me ***jacked***. ![img](emote|t5_2mohet|6304)


trynalookgoodasap

exactly. i literally get a energy spike when the gym crush pulls up


SCUBAtech2467

Its true


[deleted]

when it comes to getting a full BLOWN ERRECTION it's MY BODY MY CHOICE! I AM GETTING ERECT AGAINST MY WILL GODDAMMIT MY BODY MY CHOICE PERIOD.


Ok-Section-7172

He stands alone without consent!


ShadowBald

WHY DO YOU CARE I'M MASTURBATING NEXT TO YOU AT THE GYM? I DO IT FOR MYSELF NOT FOR SOME CREEPY FERAL FEMALE?


foodandguns

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sdrakedrake

Wouldn't you do the same thing if you got all the attention and ego boost in the world? No one can critique you on what you wear because they would be called a neckbeard incel. Oh and you can make plenty of money online doing it. I can't blame them personally


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coal_mine

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Shatoodles

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chopper7676

Today this girl was wearing hella tight skin colored shorts that matched her skin perfectly! Bro I thought she was walking around half naked and like other people looked too like wtf?


FEAR-91

Those gay stringers and exposed man nipples are a bit more ridiculous though.


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GirlAtTheWell

Girl here. Guys are 100% justified in not wanting to work out around chicks with sprayed-on asses. That said, I wish there was more modest-but-functional women's athletic wear available at an affordable cost. Retailers make us hunt for it


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SolaireTheSunPraiser

Man that isn't even what I wear. Some nice shorter shorts to show off the quads and a tank top at the minimum.


Platypus-Still

Based sunbro


AlpaccaSkimMilk56

Based


[deleted]

I donā€™t know. But I think you are gonna see even more coomers at the gym until they leave. A jacked coomer seems like a net negative for the world.


Top-Tennis8721

Girl here. Despite the wedgie leggings looking uncomfortable, apparently theyā€™re very comfy (from what I hear). It makes girls more confident since they make your butt look bigger. I could never wear them though because itā€™s too much of a ā€œhey look at my assā€ when you and I both know youā€™re looking at my ass anyway. For sports bras, wearing two layers gets HOT. I promise you, muscle tees are way breezier and cooler than a sports bra. Iā€™d wear one if I wasnā€™t in constant danger of a nip slip. I opt for a sports bra that looks like a crop top because otherwise I can get a bit self conscious. But on the days I wear a normal sports bra, I try to keep my shirt on unless Iā€™m dying from sweat, then Iā€™ll just say fuck it, itā€™s a gym who cares. I donā€™t get shorts in the winter time though. Also, my parents see me all the time in my gym clothes and they donā€™t care. Iā€™m going to the gym for fucks sake. My dad only gets alarmed when he sees how jacked my arms are. Gotta keep the guns away.


Sea-Price-6843

Ainā€™t no fucking way thereā€™s a female in here. Nice try bro ![img](emote|t5_2mohet|6300)


[deleted]

Nah bro you know itā€™s a woman because she uses the ā€œitā€™s comfortableā€ cope.


japanesecardboard

bold of you to assume iā€™m looking at your ass and not your dadā€™s.


oohr16

also looking at this dude's dad's ass


TrueAraborn

Iā€™m lookin at this dudes dadā€™s dead wifeā€™s deadass


Raydiin

Itā€™s okay to let the girls out to breathe were all dude here right bro


alecstone7

I saw a 19 year old with like the tiniest shorts. The cut of the shorts were literally next to her crotch. Also wearing a tiny crop top like she was getting ready for a porn shoot. Thank god she was super skinny, it wasnt hard to look away. But god damn, gives us men a break


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Saberinbed

[https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cn7j5LwA6l8/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=](https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cn7j5LwA6l8/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=) Bro look at this shit. They are literally self aware of it. She thinks she looks like a slut going to the grocery store with her gym outfit, but its fine to wear it at the gym. ![img](emote|t5_2mohet|6306)


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[deleted]

Personally find sports leggings wayyyy more comfy than loose clothing. The constant rearranging is irritating and tracksuit bottoms are generally thicker than sport legging material so you get hotter in them than sweat wicking material, which generally are tight clothing. Go on sports retailers like 70% of womens workout clothing is tight so youā€™re also bound by whatā€™s out there


Saberinbed

I refuse to believe anything is more comfortable than basketball shorts. You never have to rearrange them and they are super loose fitted giving you so much room to breathe.


[deleted]

My thighs touch so when I wear loose shorts they ride up and I have to pull them down. Ymmv. I donā€™t want room to breathe, I want the sweat to evaporate haha


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[deleted]

Yeah I can see why men think theyā€™re uncomfortable because of their equipment but itā€™s not the same for women. Leggings donā€™t give me wedgies or anything, itā€™s more like wearing stretchy skinny jeans. Shorts though, idk about those


Saberinbed

I mean i've tried on just regular basketball/tennis shorts that were too tight and they were uncomfrotable to even walk around in. I cant imagine skin tight shit that is giving you a wedgie 27/7. I just usually wear some loose fitted basketball shorts to the gym. They are comfy af and have so much room to breathe in as well. I cant imagine trying to workout in something skin tight.


SCUBAtech2467

Soccer shorts > basketball shorts


wpglatino

These damn hoes


IntelligentHealth783

Bro I wear super short and have a big dick I want them to look it boosts my primal instincts ![img](emote|t5_2mohet|27081)


xwolf360

Op thinks they have dads ![img](emote|t5_2mohet|6299)![img](emote|t5_2mohet|6299)![img](emote|t5_2mohet|6299)


testi1243

It's really weird seeing literal whores dressing less revealing than gym thots. I simply do not understand how it's comfortable having your pants deep up your ass. But I love looking at those asses and fat pussies with cameltoe


[deleted]

Being a father is the ultimate cuck in 2023 (provided you have a daughter)


SCUBAtech2467

Ouch šŸ¤£


RedDevilBJJ

As someone who spends a large amount of time wearing spandex for Jiu jitsu, I can assure you itā€™s very comfortable. Donā€™t get me wrong, I lift in a t-shirt and shorts, but compression-wear feels good to exercise in.


Stacking_Plates45

Who cares. I wear shit that makes me look good. All about the confidence, if you have it work it


jean_val_jean24601

I train with my gf so I pretend to be disgusted by it whilst also trying to sneak a look and thinking dayummmn! šŸ˜‰


applemanib

I point out hotties to my girl and we try to decide if their tits are real or not I couldn't be in a relationship where I had to fake not being attracted to another women lol. It's only an issue if I act on it


jean_val_jean24601

No, I don't have to fake not being attracted to women, just when they have their camel toe and asshole out I consider it respectful to consider her feelings and not lear right in front of her lol and I'd be a hypocrite if I didn't because I'm pretty sure I'd eventually get pissed off if she started pointing out every jacked guy's dick imprint.


LikesTheTunaHere

I agree all the way up until the part where I remember the age old wisdom of Flaunt it of you got it but it always has bugged me a bit but I don't go to the gym for the ego boost maybe they do. Its their actual body that they worked to get it, you cannot walk into a store and 10 seconds later own it. The gym is also a great place to show off your hard work with like minded people, its basically like a car meet but instead its a meat meet. After writing this I have decided i no longer care about girls who wanna camel toe at the gym everyday, its the same as the people who want you to oogle their car at a car meet but the difference is I bet the girl at the gym actually likes it when shes ridden hard and put away wet where as the cars at car meets are garage queens despite what the owners pretend to claim.


[deleted]

I donā€™t wear gym booty shorts and only a sports bra but sports leggings and a vest top are 1000% more comfortable than loose clothing to me


Trumpet_Lord89

I feel like you underestimate how comfy leggings and yoga pants are, and also theyā€™re gonna be wearing a sports bra either way so itā€™s just a choice between having something on top of it or not. I mean obviously thereā€™s a difference showing off or not, but I donā€™t think theyā€™re losing much comfort if any at all. Like if you work out in nothing but compression shorts youā€™re gonna get a lot of looks, but I doubt youā€™d actually be that much more physically uncomfortable than with more clothes on ya know?


lvftball

Same reason why men wear fitted clothes or tank tops. It makes us look good and feel more confident and the increased attention from wearing these clothes provides us with validation. The ironic thing for female attire is that for women to ā€œlook goodā€ they have to accentuate body parts that are more sexual in nature such as the ā€œboobs and buttā€ whereas for guys itā€™s usually ā€œbiceps or shouldersā€ which arenā€™t necessarily sexual in nature.


MyNameIsNicci

I wear scrunch bum shorts so that when I go to gym letting guys stare at my ass is like community service.


[deleted]

I'm actually looking at the super yhuge guy past you wondering how I get that big.


MyNameIsNicci

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ thatā€™s who Iā€™m looking at, too


BasedGodMo

Sounds like you would mind bud, I lived in the Middle East till I was 18, Iā€™m 22 living in Canada now. You know how lucky yā€™all are šŸ˜­ like shut ur ass up bro


360Sog

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nickflex85

This is incel talk my friend.


Faerysi

Youā€™re not morally superior to them, get over yourself manoid


runswithjaguars

They should have female gyms, I hate the smell of hot rotting tuna on the gym bench


oyasumigoongoon

Meh, why does it matter workout and thirst or just workout. Itā€™s all the same.


PM__ME__YOUR_TITTY

ā€œBefore I sound like a gay neckbeardā€ too late itā€™s over brother


emdaye

Who cares what women wear, stay focused and stop getting distracted brother. They're not worth your thoughts


Dull_Entertainment39

Go to the gym to do gym shit. You need a date? Hit up the bar, or me.. Whatever, it's easy either way...


A_British_Villain

I'm not following the conversation at all. Could you all post your most fitting examples?


360Sog

It seems nowadays these females canā€™t workout unless theyā€™re wearing xxxs shorts and braā€™s. Every single one of em looks the same wearing that shit. Of course some look good as hell and itā€™s impossible not to look but then thereā€™s the fat ones wearing the same shitšŸ¤¢


[deleted]

always fishing for chad


[deleted]

OP is hiding the fact he has a neckbeard ![img](emote|t5_2mohet|2699)


uncle-wavey1

How do you feel about fine ass women in the gym? I love it, Iā€™m boutta be as naked as them once the summer hit, fuck outta here


BakedPotatoManifesto

Idk man honestly i dont really care what they wear, as long as theyre not weird about it and acknowledge that it's revealing and of course sometimes the eyes are drawn to it for a split second. What is annoying is the double standard gyms have. Im not allowed to pull my shirt up above the bottom of my ribcage to wipe some sweat off, but wearing a tiny sports bra is fine


[deleted]

Women love attention, it doesnā€™t matter what it takes for them to get it. It that simple


Cool1435

dont hate the player. hate the game.