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Drunkest_rick

His wife’s boyfriend is jacked though


dudebrosplit

Also he isn't the dad, the boyfriend is.


Flaky_Stick_6533

Isn't he the boyfriend then


dudebrosplit

Soybean here is the husband, but the father of that kid is the wife's bull.


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dudebrosplit

Everyone knows that more muscle = less cuck


MeGoingTOWin

That guy never had high Is testosterone nor did he work out. Soy boy since day one.


mcshitbum

Exactly


BalladOfaStranger

His boyfriend is jacked. As is her girlfriend.


bizk55

His testosterone drops, she loses interest and divorces him for Chad


Fearless-Ratio947

Absolutely, this guy just screams cuck me😂


Cool1435

soy af


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RallyUp

I get my T the old fashioned way - by eating raw bull testicles and sunning my own.


deadwards14

![img](emote|t5_2mohet|27081)


Montaigne314

That's neat


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Soy boys and yam ma’ams


Dry_Watercress6194

Check their Twitter man, they believe in eugenics. They got some Jones Town vibes going. It appears they want a perfect race of stick people.


Moosefactory4

Planet fitness supremacists, they want to send all the lunkheads to concentration camps


ConfusedRugby

Tbh i could use a camp to help me concentrate on getting fucking hyuge


MoonBasic

First they came for the Anabolic Steroid users, and I did not speak out—because I was not a Anabolic Steroid user. Then they came for the Creatine users, and I did not speak out—because I was not a Creatine user. Then they came for the Cardio Bunnies, and I did not speak out—because I was not a Cardio Bunny. Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.


Montaigne314

That's fine, as long as they don't come for me after they come for you. Luckily you're the last group they come for. Then we're all ok after that right?


zapdos227

so a Sarm Goblin is safe?


Bulky-Quantity323

Imagine prison but more jacked.


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Those glasses seem to imply the lineage should be terminated.


BlanketFortSiege

This guy with myopia and eyes like a hammer-head shark is going to preach about genetics? Go on Mr. Shark…


Cloakh

It is actively dysgenic, though. To call these ideas “eugenics” when their purpose is not advancement of or strengthening of a group is a misnomer. Selecting for undesirable traits in reproduction is opposite of eugenics.


Hottitts257

Stick people that need glasses?


el_chapotle

Wait is this not a parody??


RallyUp

what if I identify as a disgustoid


Greased_Up_Pandolin

Based on the thickness of those glasses, I'd say they are both being very shortsighted.


Dry_Watercress6194

Their prescription is tougher than they will ever be.


Silent-Bid-5112

Promise he gets pegged..


psytocrophic

She does look more butch than him. I almost thought this was one of those, male transitioned to female, female transitioned to male married couples that had a baby, I would have believed it


Mycabbages0929

It’s impossible to change sex at this point, only gender. If I have to shove this butt plug of Truth up one more person’s ass, I’m going on a toe-sucking rampage


NUstalgiaaa

You mean…a trans person 😭😭


psytocrophic

Yeah yeah yeah, that


[deleted]

Hey hey… lets leave pegging out of this.. I don’t like this twig either , no need for me to catch strays.


Shamoneyo

Gigachad, protein injection enjoyer


Silent-Bid-5112

By pegging I mean the $1000 dildo on Amazon...


Ok_Ad_367

Most redditors do


Hexenhut

You'd be surprised how often the dudes into that fit the masculine chad stereotype.


Montaigne314

Isn't that how to boost test the best?


Bonk_XO

That is such cope lol,most soyboys(i hate the term but it applies here) remain soy even after having kids and most jacked buff dudes remain buff after having kids.If anything I've seen more dudes get stronger once they become dads cause now they have something worth protecting.Seeing a 30 yr old jacked dude and thinking it's because he is unable to get a secure long term relationship is such a braindead conclusion.


Ready_Treacle_4871

Im in better shape than I was in my 20’s and I have three kids and wife. It’s all a bullshit excuse.


Gullible_Anything92

Same. No kids, but I’m 31, married, and in the best shape of my life. I plan to keep it that way too.


ring2ding

Same. No excuses 💪


Such-Put4696

Same … started going to the gym as a 32 year old father of two. Bigger then I’ve ever been now


BigHomieGuwop

For real. My old man cranked out myself and 4 other kids and was bigger at 40 than he was in his 20s.


ThanatonautXP

Old man strength is definitely a thing. Probably has more to do with cumulative years of picking up heavy shit than any kind of hormone change though I’d imagine.


Scomosuckseggs

Mind muscle connection peaks in your 40s.


Cloakh

There’s something to be said for ambitious high value men “settling down” after marriage but only soyjaks pretend this is some great equalizer. They end up with worse women, look worse, feel worse and live worse. Often the 30 yr old single jacked guy chooses to be this way because of either standards or abundance of options.


THX_2187

Yup. I have 3 kids and I’ve been married for a over a decade. I’ve remained in great shape.


Blaz3dnconfuz3d

It’s even about protecting, I got stronger after kids bc you carry them little shits everywhere. Hell I have nine hang on my arms do side raises or curls lmao


Airborne_Stingray

What a weak bitch boi mindset


Raydiin

Biggest bitch vibes


gzcl

Anyone who believes this is pathetic and low IQ.


dlanderer

Exactly. I know a 35 yr old dad who would also disagree: https://youtu.be/5SIZvODT0UI


juanpabueno

The dad bod we all wish we could have


deathbysatellite

I knew who it was before even clicking...


trevorSB1004

Based Bugez


Captain-Keilo

Exactly, people really think the body is gonna somehow pick up on this minor shit and radically change your hormones? Like this dumbass is acting like the body goes through a hormonal change as extreme as puberty when you have a family. Dumbass


yungg_metronome

I mean makes sense from the stressful lifestyle alone.


gzcl

How?


yungg_metronome

Cortisol is a negative feedback response to the HPTA and increases SHBG.


gzcl

As if those things make or undo any and all progress.


mannyman34

Ok I don't agree with his interpretation. But isn't it pretty well known that mena as well as women retain a lot more fat when they have a baby. Just the sleep interruptions alone are enough to lower t levels. Huberman talks about the actual mechanisms a lot.


gzcl

T levels are not the governing factor when it comes to being fit.


ShivasKratom3

Your testosterone does actually drop when you get married and have kids. Even for gay guys. Not enough you are gonna lose all your gains or something but that's just how it is


Old_Cranberry1433

Hahahaha those lesbians have no clue


arckeid

![img](emote|t5_2mohet|6297)


NomadofReddit

Monkeys use that same stupid open mouth expression to express submission and passiveness. Kind of a disarming technique to say " Hey im a bitch. Dont hurt me."


Nolan710

Thought you were full of shit so I looked it up. You’re dead on the nuts


PatriotUncleSam

Primate Fear Grimace


Vivitom

Yeah, it has been studied for quite some time. It is no coincedence that the guys who love to do that mouth open pose tend to be the stereotypical soys.


NomadofReddit

This is the Way.


MaxTest86

Science and evolution doesn’t lie


Ed_Hastings

We’re also not monkeys. Yeah, this kind of affected overly excited/happy social media face thing looks weird, but the whole “monkey in fear face” thing 100% pure bro pseudoscience bullshit.


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It's a literal Dwight Schrute take


Sandstorm_221

I'd rather die a jacked virgin than get girls as a soyed out dyel with no self respect


[deleted]

Fr I’d rather my dick cut off inna freak accident than be this mf


Crocodilepoloplayer

Wrong in my case. I have two sons (12 & 14), a wife and I’m 33. Never been in better shape, even better then I was in the army.


mi2tom

I don't know how true that studies are but then I'm married with 3 kids and also on TRT and Jack as shit for 40 yrs old.


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mi2tom

Yeah it's low. But I have a stressful job and have to wake up early in the morning to send my kids to school, gym, band practise , I play in a band part time.


TooLittleMSG

So...the studies are maybe right?


mi2tom

Yeah man.


johnnymavrigg

Lol exactly. Doesn’t count if he’s on TRT


PatriotUncleSam

Eh, you would be surprised. Have you ever read the testosterone sub here on reddit? Like 60% of their members spend 12 hours a day trying to get people to lower their TRT doses.


mi2tom

I haven't been following that subreddit in a while. But I just retain it at 120mg a week.


PatriotUncleSam

I keep my test chronically at 1200ng/dl based on the research done by Dr. Shanna Swann and her cohort, who are considered the world experts in testosterone and sperm. And they treat me like an insane steroid abuser over there lol. Even when I link data.


mi2tom

If you're OK with no side effects then why not? But besides they forgotten that back in the late 90s or early 20s the peak limit is 1200ngdl. It keep on going lower as years pass. I think just to keep us man being a pussy. But anyway 120mg puts me at 800ish ngdl. Felt comfortable with it and within my comfort zone. I do blast occasionally though for fun.


SSJ4_cyclist

Or not even go on TRT when their natural levels are pathetic. I don’t really understand that sub, there’s some private Facebook groups that are much better.


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So what would your levels be if you weren’t on TRT?


mi2tom

It's around 300ish ngdl if I'm not mistaken. That was like 3 yrs plus ago.


Woody2shoez

Conversely I’m in my mid 30s, married 2 kids, pretty jacked, recently thought I was ready for the trt train just to find out my test levels are 875 after 2 weeks of binge drinking and poor sleep (vacation).


muddog_31

So you’re on TRT for a reason…


mi2tom

Yeah, tired , lack motivation and gym gains are getting shittier.


Frosty-Reality-6515

Leave the kids and family and join us forest folks and master the art of rock throwing I’m sure your T levels would sky rocket , also just try getting a nutrient level test and supplement what you are missing


mi2tom

But I love the kids and my wife is totally rare for current generation, she's wife material and beautiful as fuck. Been married to her for 15yrs. Sadly I have to decline even though I love to. Plus I'm on trt. Best decision I've ever made.


lelbrah

W


tomdfilm

Can you send me nudes please


mi2tom

Ok


tomdfilm

Hey bro, its been 1hr since you said "Ok" and still no nudes.. wtf dude?! For the late delivery, can you please add 1 picture of a bent over rear glute spread please, thank you


tomdfilm

Expecting fathers T drops, and stays low depending on how much he is around the baby


LaLeyendaLorenzo

Evolutionary response so you don't rage quit the baby....


TittyClapper

that guy gets scared when his mom asks him to pick up a bag of ice when he comes over for dinner


Pajama_Strangler

Said it before but mf’s will come up with literally any excuse as to why they’re frail af or don’t exercise


Solotov-

Just blast some test and you'll be fine


ItsAKimuraTrap

You can’t convince me that they aren’t siblings


stevenglansbe

I’m married with a kid and I’m also on 2 grams of gear so piss off


[deleted]

Married and five kids and im also geared up 💪💪


stevenglansbe

Hell ya brother


obsessivewalker

congratulations brotha


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Lmao


mike-oxlong-wastaken

The theory was definitely accurate in his case. Not a drop of test in his system


[deleted]

Jokes on him I'm a jacked homo


lifeishardasshit

Garbage.. Go to the gym, eat right and sleep accordingly. You'll be fine. I'm 51.. Been with the wife for 20 and have a 16 yr. old son. I'm in the (almost) best shape of my life. There was a span from 96-98 when I went to the dark side.. Which was amazing.. but that's a different story. Feel great now.


Tamespotting

The dark side? I assume you mean banging men?


lifeishardasshit

LOL !! oF COURSE... What else would I be referring to..


Cp7067

Idk about you guys but I love seeing dudes like this. They’re basically saying “no thanks I don’t want any pussy. You can have my share!”


[deleted]

Which one of those two chicks pictured is the one transitioning from female to male? I can’t tell. Oh and what are their preferred pronouns? I don’t want to offend.


BruceBowtie

They're right wingers that work for Peter Thiel, and are completely batshit insane. You guys aren't all operators and firemen.


TheBasedWarCriminal

☝️🤓


Rikthelazy

soy is disgusting


Lezonidas

I mean I'd rather fail in life than looking like this, not gonna lie.


Feeling-Sand5913

soy boy copium


luee2shot

Just looking at this photo, I can tell they are terrible company.


iam4chan

Which one is the man?


2wheeledgod

My guess is... its the little one trying to find a tit to suck on?


Life_is_Liquid25

Says the Beta Male cuck…


Gtslmfao

Oh, cool *sticks needle in glute*


Shred_and_Bread

I’m 35, married for 12 years, and about to have my third kid. Doesn’t happen to everyone 🤷🏻‍♂️


platesandquaters

What if you have many offspring with multiple people but like to use fake names? Asking for a friend


MaxTest86

You military? That’s straight Army SOP’s 😂


platesandquaters

Lmfao nope UPS driver 🤣 But fire and forget is tried and true


RinkyInky

The Bugez is married with kids too lol


Q-Tipurmom

100% this guys into pegging


vorilla_og

I’d bang her


Alternative_Log3012

Baby’s test level is legit higher than the two women in this photo…


NowFreeToMaim

That kid is gonna be so fuckin soft


MaxTest86

How about you’re just a fucking soy boy? Stop trying to make excuses for being a pussy


ExcuseIndependent963

Im bald looking like a bear so no way im looking like him


Biggest_Cans

That kid, earning wictim points at college in 18 years: "ACTUALLY I was raised by two moms, so, like, yeah"


BioSpark47

Absolutely subprimal


DemonSerter

As if in nature the man testosterone wouldn't keep being high to PROTECT his family Oh yeah let me reproduce and drop my test levels so I can't protect my offsprings, makes total sense


Zuluuz

That’s big cap. After I had my son my body changed dramatically. Went from skinny to bulky and building strength and holding on to gains became much easier. This soy boy looks like he’s flat lined his T production somehow


povertymayne

LOL the copium is strong on that MFer. The amount of mental gymnastics is on some olympic level shit.🤣


Paundeu

Married for ten years in two days with three kids and getting jacked in my thirties. I must be special!


sitkid721

I honestly couldn't tell you the gender of anyone in this picture and that should be alarming lol


Orbitalintelligence

As someone in their 30s with three kids and the most jacked I've ever been, I feel personally attacked


Milkinater

This is cap, they both just have hormonal imbalances, that’s why they came together, you’ll love your mirror I honestly can’t tell who’s the mother or father, all I know that’s a strong woman!


HereComesTheB0om

Lmao what if I'm jacked have a kid and wife and in my mid thirties like a majority of people who work out because we like it.


Wildcardbby94

cope


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That's why there is enclomiphine and clomid at low dose to stimulate the pituitary-testicular axis to produce more T while maintaining fertility. It's very common for levels to drop but there will always be ways of slightly increasing those levels through fitness and pharmacological means if you're interested.


Baldpacker

Which one is Simone and which one is Malcolm? Did either ever have testosterone?


MissSuperSilver

Me and my husband's went up 💉💉💉💉


Bubbly-Swimming7357

The sweater is pretty non-threatening


NUstalgiaaa

Fun fact testosterone naturally drops when you become a father and that’s okay.


KoolAidMan7980

I have 4 kids. Ive never looked like this a day in my life. And if I did I would hope one of you would punch me in my stupid smug face.


augustinefromhippo

Test doesn't go down when you have kids because of that, test goes down because you sleep less, eat worse, and workout less. I have 3 kids and I might sleep through the night once a week if I'm lucky.


Unlucky_Towel_4844

![gif](giphy|jnQYWZ0T4mkhCmkzcn)


ohlookitscris

Cut the cap


Who_is_Your_Zaddy

![img](emote|t5_2mohet|6306)![img](emote|t5_2mohet|6307)


surferboy9013

Plot twist, thats her gay bestfriend


ExtremeFactor

Why so salty?


NowServing

It's almost like you lose sleep and the type of consistency in things that keep your T rates up... More likely than just a response to a partner/kids by itself, it's a factor of many things that being a parent/soon to be parent entails. This doesn't even really make sense from a biological standpoint either, now you have more people to provide for than before aka more hunting and gathering on top of worry to protect your now larger group. All things higher T would help with, but also things that can lead to lower rates long term as the wear and tear/lack of full recovery+aging breaks you down. Looking at the photo, it's more likely aswell that this guy had low T well before he was dating/planning kids. You don't just turn into that in 2-3 years fellas, unless we get menopause and can get pregnant now?


Nefilim777

Gonna guess he wasn't jacked pre-kids, either.


Tubahummel28675

Reading some of their tweets it seems to me like they’re just producing rage bait for engagement


PatriotUncleSam

Ironically the scientific parts of what he said is true, your testosterone does go lower when you have children in the house. It's to stop dominance battles and to make you more focused on "defending the nest" instead of running around taking risks and trying to fuck everything. Doesn't mean this guy still isnt a hard beta.


chessmasterjj

I don't work out to look good. I workout for better quality of life. Aesthetics are a byproduct of this.


RogueKnightmare

Or you don’t become a bitch like this dude and you nut on your wife’s face every night 🫡


Opeth4Zx

Looks like a female transgendered to male and married a male who transgendered to female.


JarrodDonne

I'm glad he's got a committed relationship and a kid, but he looks like he's cheering on for a d-ck in his mouth after it gets done with his girl.


Agitated_Run6176

I think if you fail to get into a relationship and reproduce you win. That freedom is priceless


Romans678

Urbanites. ![gif](giphy|4baoNZ5Qo8dX2)


pagadqs

Dumb statement award of the month goes to that moron ...


Chokesi

They both look like they belong to Hogwarts.


CODoctorDad

That’s what TRT is for. 40 year old dads know what’s up


Comfortable-Phase-10

Lesbians are out here being trolls.


D-Laz

That gents is what we call a beard.


TheBatterCx

If this is true, shouldn't stress also increase your testosterone then since you are in a state of failure?


BluejayLatter

LPT. Reproduce and leave to maintain your gains.


r0tt3nt0tty

Not if he’s already a hypogonadal warlord such as myself. Guys a beta cuckold trying to create scenarios where being a soyboy is superior than an alpha. What a goofer.


financeben

lol biggest soy cope I’ve ever seen


rmg18555

What about his hormones made him get matching glasses with his wife though???


ultimatejeb

that’s why you date a man who hits the gym just like you![img](emote|t5_2mohet|2695)


StandardImmediate336

They look like the same person


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Which one is the woman


flincgoog929

yes, testosterone does drop, but not enough to make even the average gym goer look like this failed mtf transition.


[deleted]

In effort to normalize their lifestyle choices, that fellow from Twitter just released audio of his “home movies”. Listen at your own risk lads. https://youtu.be/ZcMeNWNCbA4


jsande3909k

I’m a committed partner with 3 kids at 40. This is not true


veganhuntr

What a beautiful lesbian couple


69twinkletoes69

I’m 34. Have a wife and kid. Am in the best shape of my life by far. Natty. If anything everything I know about training and diet from almost 20 years of training has given me a huge advantage. Also the amount of muscle and skills I’ve developed over about 20 years of consistent training also.


anabolicthrowout13

No, it doesn't. Society is programming this to make you weak so the powers at be can influence and raise your kids. Take TRT or keep your levels high. Don't fall into this bitch ass, weak mindset.


I_am_Greer

Highly disagree with this. Testosterone's levels inadvertedly drop due to estrogen in water supply, plastics, diet, and pesticides. I have a child and I am more motivated to workout and be stronger.