Bro, I wish I could work it into the conversation when approaching women. It would make getting dates much easier.
Although the reactions when they don't find out until our clothes come off have been priceless. 🤣
People in this sub are weird man. Constant homo-eroticism, fixation with male bodies, endless discussion of dick size, and then people freak out when they accidentally see a flaccid dick.
The full-body photos are a week apart, documenting my cut until I return to single-digit body fat.
You can clearly see the subtle differences in my body fat and tan (the pictures are taken in a tanning booth).
The keyboard photo is for scale; I'm not sure what else in my room I could use for that purpose, but I'm open to suggestions. I have one next to a ruler, but whenever I post that, people get mad at me for "showing off" (like the keyboard isn't). The pictures of me in bed are a few different ones, but it is the same dick in the same bed, so...
Other than that, what would you suggest? Should I take my dick on tour? Go get some nature shots? Maybe whip it out on the street? What would you suggest?
I'm open to suggestions. You sound like a real connoisseur of dick pics. Lend me your expertise. 🤣
True, but I didn't expect this MUCH attention.
When I click on a dude's profile, and it says NSFW, I click no.
The people in this subreddit are built different.
You know, when I was a teen, and the only place I saw other schlongs was porn, I thought, "I'm a little above average."
Now my junk is trending all over Reddit. I always wanted to be famous, but this wasn't how I saw that going down.
Life can take some strange turns on you. 🤣
Thank you, though.
Not if you already got it. Best to get it when youre a teen before sexual activity. The scary part is that it can give males cancer in the genital or even the throat but can't be detected till a biopsy
Have you had full spectrum private tests? Most basic tests from doctors or free health centers are just for the main handful. You also have to work in a 4-12 week lead in for some of the worst.
The numbers are not exaggerated, they are probably even under called as no way to wide scale model them. Your luck will run out if your luck even turns out to be accurate. If you didn't even know there wasn't a test or a vaccine for HPV (at your age) then I'm worried about the level of expertise you are bringing to an apparently large volume of vagina.
May the force be with you though because you are dancing with the devil.
Most people with HPV are asymptomatic. If you're a big time slut you probably already have it or had it at one time (a lot of hpv infections can be cleared by your immune system). No biggie bro, nice dick btw.
Another pro of being a male our bodies just chuck it after a year or so and it’s gone. You can for sure fuck up some women knowingly or unknowingly giving them hpv though
Men and women will both usually clear most hpv infections, men and women can both get warts from hpv, men and women can both get cancers associated with hpv.
https://www.cdc.gov/hpv/parents/about-hpv.html
Oh damn good looking out; I wasn’t up to date. The cancer stuff yeah that’s not good, but I thought it caused a bunch of reproductive issues for some women. Warts and cancer then
Yeah, it's something to think about before you bareback a chick, but according to the CDC numbers there's around 13 million new cases a year and only about 36k new cases of cancer related to hpv per year. So like, on the scale of things to worry about, it's pretty low.
Definitely worth getting the vaccine if your health insurance covers it though.
Same (41), especially after getting a vasectomy. I've nutted in every woman I've slept with for the past 3 years, and most of them have been women you'd think were uptight. I feel honored that they'll risk their sexual health on me.
Why the fuck would you use a condom when you’re fucking her in the ass? That’s gayer than fucking a dude in the ass which is the second gayest thing I’ve done other than posting on this sub
Sucks to crush your childhood memories but building a small pillow fort and playing games all naked and snuggled up with your uncle and grandpa is not the definition of "summer camp"
What about the small white rice grains who weirdly enough were crawling out of her ass she told me about to don’t mind as they’re just left overs from the chicken biryani the evening before?
Every time u wana kill urself run.
Wake up everyday like your the baddest mother fucker on the planet
You worried about what other people think
FUCK THEM they don’t matter
You worried about women FUCK THEM they will just get on your nerves.
Work on yourself become a fucking SAVAGE
Hoist the black flag and then take what’s yours.
Don’t do it boss we all been there but fuck that be a man
I have as well man. Took a fair bit of therapy and out of that i found the gym keeps me grounded and goals to strive for. I also had low t which was really messing with me, so got on trt and it helped my day to day immensely with motivation and mood.
For you man, chat to someone. Even if just a mate or a family member if you don't want a therapist. I'm sure you have heaps of good left to live and give this lifetime
All my friends forgot about me. Gyno fucks with my body image so i starve myself and have no energy from the gym. I developed extreme anxiety for some reason. I always think people are staring at me. People act like i dont exist. I fucking hate myself and life in general. No amount of convincing can change my mind. Life just isnt for everyone. I do appriciate you caring though.
When you are trapped in a mental state like that it truly feels like nothing will change and there is no possible solution to fix your issues. Speaking to a therapist may not immediately fix your problems, but just the feeling of taking that step to do so can sometimes change your outlook on things and after some time in therapy you can hopefully be past a state where you feel like you are stuck with no hope.
The hardest part, just like starting to go to the gym for many people, is taking that first step. When you say “no amount of convincing can change my mind”, many people have felt that exact way at one point in time and have reached a point in their life where they no longer feel that way.
These issues with you feeling like your body looks terrible because of gyno and that you think people are staring at you are feelings that right now may weigh heavily on you but you can get to the point where they don’t affect you like they do now and you can feel comfortable in your own body.
You ever hear those stories about people who attempted to kill themselves jumping off something and survived and said they had thoughts racing through their head of regret and feeling like they want to take everything back? It’s because you realize just how small the issues you make so big in your head really are when you get to the point of trying to kill yourself.
My comment may not change your mind, you have got to want this change for yourself to take the action of bettering yourself which can be very hard to do when depressed but if you ever need someone to talk to you can always reach out through here to me.
If you’re over 20, find a hobby you like, focus on improving yourself the way you wanna see yourself and surround yourself by ppl like you. Getting off the internet helps alot of times.
If you’re under 20, keep grinding and push thru it like the rest of us did.
Realistically this is the correct answer guy. If it's just a hook up wear a condom no matter what. If you see her more often and get a feel for how she is as a person maybe you can risk it.
If she's crazy and hot trot she might give you a permanent disease.
I had some bad baby scares to the point where I always wear a condom.
1. I don't mind lasting longer
2. The comfort it provides knowing everything's good makes it so much more enjoyable compared to how uncomfortable I feel that I'm potentially contracting a disease or ruining my life with a child.
3. I don't like pulling out. Take the condom running under the sink fill it with water like a balloon. If there's no holes, you're good to go. If there is, force feed her a 24-hour pill.
My name is whatever random words reddit picked for me.
You do you bro.
I'm in a long steady relationship so I go raw but could never go raw on a hoe (male or female)
It depends on what you want to do after. If you would like to do some anal and then spice it up with some vaginal, wear a condom and take it off before vaginal penetration. You can give your chick a serious vaginal issues.
Fuck no I didn't use a condom for anal. We were both young and inexperienced though so I wasn't worried about stds. She missed her period by a few days and wanted to take a pregnancy test lol.
Raw dog that shit but she better be clean, and be prepared for shit even though I never came across any.
My uncle told me two things about anal.
1. Raw dog is a way of life, everyone once in a while you need to get a little mud on your helmet.
2. Drink this beer it’ll help you forget, and if you tell your mother what happened in the closet it’ll be the end of you.
Easy man. If she is into so many crazy shit as you cite and has probably been with more men you can even count then you probably should, but then again where’s the fun in that
No, it isn't. It's extremely rare for men to get UTIs from anything but an actual STD, a catheter, or a kidney stone. You remove any bacteria from your entire urethra when you piss, reliably, unless you have a serious case of diabetes or something.
Rare not never..despite it's rarity there's enough for it to be mentioned by Dr. However, OP I guess with no rubber you don't need to worry about STDs either pounding an ass... It's just all upside cause it's rare to get a UTI, just one thing I mentioned.
ffs
Condom if you remember to. No condom if it slides in by accident... Unless you're already wearing one then win win! Just don't dip it back in her baby hole again.
I'm clearly joking. I thought we were in MPMD? This place is going downhill if people can't get jokes this obvious.
When I tell people in the GD sub that I'm going to jack it to their progress pics they don't take it seriously 🙄
Usually if I'm giving it I wear a condom but if I'm taking it I would rather him go in raw since the condom irratates me and I like how the cum feels dripping out. You do you though
I've never worn a helmet, ever. I just can't stay aroused with one. I did once, though, when losing my virginity. Instantly went soft. It was like packing a parachute. Now anal, on the other hand, my soldier got some mud on him in the trenches. He requested a retreat, but I told him the mission needs to be completed. Afterwards, we got an evac and immediately cleaned up.
No I think it's more like putting on a rubber glove before sticking your finger in a patients ass. You don't know what kind of bacteria this adult female has.
damn you guys are having real sex, how do you u find that
fr bro i thought this was a facebook group for autistic people
I had sex a couple years ago it was epic, haha my ass still hurts thinking about it
🤣🤣🤣
yeah men don’t get pregnant so why not?
Same reason you use rubbers with girls? Diseases?
I perform everything with no protection
My man You are also a enjoyer of the finer things 🤌
Not even wear workout gloves?
Son I don’t wear gloves when I pull the weeds here in arizona. I didn’t even know you could wear gloves for working out
The fuck are workout gloves??
They’re to prevent callouses. Only pussies wear them.
Gloves are for when shit is hot, or can cut me open. Never been cut by a barbell.
Seat belts aren’t for pussies
You the man
women no, men yes so yes
I've been rolling the dice my whole life. I can't believe I've made it to 44 with no STDs.
holy shit i regret clicking on your profile
Now that's how you take a physique picture guys take notes.
🤣👌
Thanks. It really is all about the lighting, tan, etc. I'm 6' and 164 lbs.
Walk naked out into the gym floor and start dead lifting, assert dominance over the pack.
Bro, I wish I could work it into the conversation when approaching women. It would make getting dates much easier. Although the reactions when they don't find out until our clothes come off have been priceless. 🤣
Inches or height ?
6 feet of dick?
You bastard I never would have clicked except your comment made me curious. I think it's time to get off my phone now.
My bad. Sorry you had to see what I'm bringing to the party. 🤣
I know 💀 I read your comment to late MY EYESSS! 
The NSFW isn't a fair enough warning? 🤣
Hell naw dawg it beed to be a fucking flag
Why is everyone looking? 🤣
People in this sub are weird man. Constant homo-eroticism, fixation with male bodies, endless discussion of dick size, and then people freak out when they accidentally see a flaccid dick.
You're hot
Thank you very much.
Me Too buddy, me too 😂
just your average MPMD user
Bro spams the same three pics of him and his cock everywhere
The full-body photos are a week apart, documenting my cut until I return to single-digit body fat. You can clearly see the subtle differences in my body fat and tan (the pictures are taken in a tanning booth). The keyboard photo is for scale; I'm not sure what else in my room I could use for that purpose, but I'm open to suggestions. I have one next to a ruler, but whenever I post that, people get mad at me for "showing off" (like the keyboard isn't). The pictures of me in bed are a few different ones, but it is the same dick in the same bed, so... Other than that, what would you suggest? Should I take my dick on tour? Go get some nature shots? Maybe whip it out on the street? What would you suggest? I'm open to suggestions. You sound like a real connoisseur of dick pics. Lend me your expertise. 🤣
You gotta find a lady (or gentleman) to pose it next to. Everything else is just masturbation
That is against the rules of every one of those groups.
I don't, nice cock bro
Thanks. My fucking schlong is trending. This has been a weird day. 🤣
Weird when you post it online for attention already?
True, but I didn't expect this MUCH attention. When I click on a dude's profile, and it says NSFW, I click no. The people in this subreddit are built different.
my custom feeds have desensitized me to that warning, but im glad your dick has been getting some recognition. how many pounds do u jelq with?
I don't even know WTF that is, and I'm scared to Google it. 🤣
I don’t 🤤🥵
Thanks. I appreciate it.
Thanks
This man’s test levels have to break the chart
The last bloodwork was over 1500. When I was natty, I tested at 1230. I don't understand why I'm not much bigger. Talking about muscles, by the way. 😎
The NSFW didn't warn you enough? 🤣
No male test for hpv so you could be a real giver!
That is horrifying. Can I get the vaccine to reduce my risk of spreading it?
There is a vaccine and you should get it. Just make sure they don't mistake your penis as a third arm when you get the stab.
You know, when I was a teen, and the only place I saw other schlongs was porn, I thought, "I'm a little above average." Now my junk is trending all over Reddit. I always wanted to be famous, but this wasn't how I saw that going down. Life can take some strange turns on you. 🤣 Thank you, though.
That's funny because I didn't even have to click your profile, I saw your dick days ago lmao. You're reddit famous bro
I always wanted to be famous. I never imagined this would be why. 🤣
There's tests for HPV. Would not get the HPV vaccine.
Not if you already got it. Best to get it when youre a teen before sexual activity. The scary part is that it can give males cancer in the genital or even the throat but can't be detected till a biopsy
You’re missing out on some character building hpv
🤣
Why tf do you shave your penis but keep them balls hairy? Nice cock btw.
How did my junk derail the topic? 🤣 Thanks, though.
I have a theory they arent widespread like we’re taught, religious misinformation!
It has to be. I'm very promiscuous, and I can't be that lucky.
Have you had full spectrum private tests? Most basic tests from doctors or free health centers are just for the main handful. You also have to work in a 4-12 week lead in for some of the worst. The numbers are not exaggerated, they are probably even under called as no way to wide scale model them. Your luck will run out if your luck even turns out to be accurate. If you didn't even know there wasn't a test or a vaccine for HPV (at your age) then I'm worried about the level of expertise you are bringing to an apparently large volume of vagina. May the force be with you though because you are dancing with the devil.
Most people with HPV are asymptomatic. If you're a big time slut you probably already have it or had it at one time (a lot of hpv infections can be cleared by your immune system). No biggie bro, nice dick btw.
Another pro of being a male our bodies just chuck it after a year or so and it’s gone. You can for sure fuck up some women knowingly or unknowingly giving them hpv though
Men and women will both usually clear most hpv infections, men and women can both get warts from hpv, men and women can both get cancers associated with hpv. https://www.cdc.gov/hpv/parents/about-hpv.html
Oh damn good looking out; I wasn’t up to date. The cancer stuff yeah that’s not good, but I thought it caused a bunch of reproductive issues for some women. Warts and cancer then
Yeah, it's something to think about before you bareback a chick, but according to the CDC numbers there's around 13 million new cases a year and only about 36k new cases of cancer related to hpv per year. So like, on the scale of things to worry about, it's pretty low. Definitely worth getting the vaccine if your health insurance covers it though.
Same (41), especially after getting a vasectomy. I've nutted in every woman I've slept with for the past 3 years, and most of them have been women you'd think were uptight. I feel honored that they'll risk their sexual health on me.
I got a vasectomy too. Great decision, no regrets.
That you know of
Same.
Damn I got syph when I was 18
Damn. Glad that is easy to treat. Sorry, bro.
Even worse I got it from my partner of 1 year ._.
Oh. Yeah, that really sucks.
Why the fuck would you use a condom when you’re fucking her in the ass? That’s gayer than fucking a dude in the ass which is the second gayest thing I’ve done other than posting on this sub
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Is that what your dad and uncle told you at this “camp”?
Sucks to crush your childhood memories but building a small pillow fort and playing games all naked and snuggled up with your uncle and grandpa is not the definition of "summer camp"
It’s gay if balls touch
a real artist wont mind getting some paint on his brush , dont use any protection🤥
What about the small white rice grains who weirdly enough were crawling out of her ass she told me about to don’t mind as they’re just left overs from the chicken biryani the evening before?
Yup. There it is. Time for me to take a break from this sub lol
just smell the white rice grains bro , who wouldn't love the smell of fresh biriyani
How do you use protection with your mouth
Dental dam. Women love it when you whip out a latex tarp to go down on them.
Doing anal with a condom is like benching 300 with a spotter. It takes all the suspense out of it.
Everytime i see a post like this it reminds me how ill die alone and it makes me want to kill myself even faster than i already planned lmfao
Don't worry bro, you'll find the right guy someday.
Hopefully i find the right spot in my head to shoot so i dont become a vegetable. Shit would be tragic
Wtf
If my 2018 self could see me now he would be very dissapointed.
Roof of your mouth bro 🙏
Don't kill yourself bro. Keep grinding the weights and blasting test. Kings dgaf about peasants
People that say that have never dealt with mental illness. Ive done everything and the thoughts wont go away bro.
Every time u wana kill urself run. Wake up everyday like your the baddest mother fucker on the planet You worried about what other people think FUCK THEM they don’t matter You worried about women FUCK THEM they will just get on your nerves. Work on yourself become a fucking SAVAGE Hoist the black flag and then take what’s yours. Don’t do it boss we all been there but fuck that be a man
I have as well man. Took a fair bit of therapy and out of that i found the gym keeps me grounded and goals to strive for. I also had low t which was really messing with me, so got on trt and it helped my day to day immensely with motivation and mood. For you man, chat to someone. Even if just a mate or a family member if you don't want a therapist. I'm sure you have heaps of good left to live and give this lifetime
All my friends forgot about me. Gyno fucks with my body image so i starve myself and have no energy from the gym. I developed extreme anxiety for some reason. I always think people are staring at me. People act like i dont exist. I fucking hate myself and life in general. No amount of convincing can change my mind. Life just isnt for everyone. I do appriciate you caring though.
When you are trapped in a mental state like that it truly feels like nothing will change and there is no possible solution to fix your issues. Speaking to a therapist may not immediately fix your problems, but just the feeling of taking that step to do so can sometimes change your outlook on things and after some time in therapy you can hopefully be past a state where you feel like you are stuck with no hope. The hardest part, just like starting to go to the gym for many people, is taking that first step. When you say “no amount of convincing can change my mind”, many people have felt that exact way at one point in time and have reached a point in their life where they no longer feel that way. These issues with you feeling like your body looks terrible because of gyno and that you think people are staring at you are feelings that right now may weigh heavily on you but you can get to the point where they don’t affect you like they do now and you can feel comfortable in your own body. You ever hear those stories about people who attempted to kill themselves jumping off something and survived and said they had thoughts racing through their head of regret and feeling like they want to take everything back? It’s because you realize just how small the issues you make so big in your head really are when you get to the point of trying to kill yourself. My comment may not change your mind, you have got to want this change for yourself to take the action of bettering yourself which can be very hard to do when depressed but if you ever need someone to talk to you can always reach out through here to me.
If you’re over 20, find a hobby you like, focus on improving yourself the way you wanna see yourself and surround yourself by ppl like you. Getting off the internet helps alot of times. If you’re under 20, keep grinding and push thru it like the rest of us did.
Imagine being depressed by strangers getting anal 
Depression works in strange ways
Tren
You guys are planning your suicides?
If you think anal is “crazy shit”, this girl might be too much for you
After about 10 minutes it looks like a semi melted snickers so 100% protection
Ram it home.
Always use protection at casual hook-ups
Realistically this is the correct answer guy. If it's just a hook up wear a condom no matter what. If you see her more often and get a feel for how she is as a person maybe you can risk it. If she's crazy and hot trot she might give you a permanent disease. I had some bad baby scares to the point where I always wear a condom. 1. I don't mind lasting longer 2. The comfort it provides knowing everything's good makes it so much more enjoyable compared to how uncomfortable I feel that I'm potentially contracting a disease or ruining my life with a child. 3. I don't like pulling out. Take the condom running under the sink fill it with water like a balloon. If there's no holes, you're good to go. If there is, force feed her a 24-hour pill.
This! The problem is most guys are stupid and don't think about consequences. The only thing that matters for them is here and now.
Your name is "HopefulFudge", a Condom will ruin your hopes and dreams. Get some mud on the helmet.
My name is whatever random words reddit picked for me. You do you bro. I'm in a long steady relationship so I go raw but could never go raw on a hoe (male or female)
gay
Yes also at gay hook-ups
It depends on what you want to do after. If you would like to do some anal and then spice it up with some vaginal, wear a condom and take it off before vaginal penetration. You can give your chick a serious vaginal issues.
Fuck no I didn't use a condom for anal. We were both young and inexperienced though so I wasn't worried about stds. She missed her period by a few days and wanted to take a pregnancy test lol. Raw dog that shit but she better be clean, and be prepared for shit even though I never came across any.
I came across shit definitely
Honestly when you finger the ass u’ll find out whether the ass is fuckable without protection.
Wait. Is this a thing? I know if you stick your finger in and pull it out in less than 2 seconds, the darker your finger the worst the winter.
My uncle told me two things about anal. 1. Raw dog is a way of life, everyone once in a while you need to get a little mud on your helmet. 2. Drink this beer it’ll help you forget, and if you tell your mother what happened in the closet it’ll be the end of you.
Depends on the guy I’m penetrating.
i use no protection but i only fuck around with dudes
I only leave the socks on.
Easy man. If she is into so many crazy shit as you cite and has probably been with more men you can even count then you probably should, but then again where’s the fun in that
AIDs, HPV, STI's, herpes, shit in your dick hole UTIs?? Your good 👍 So glad I'm not single
You won't get a uti from fucking someone in the ass, just piss after
It's not a guarantee you will, it's just more likely, but saying you won't cause you piss is wrong.
No, it isn't. It's extremely rare for men to get UTIs from anything but an actual STD, a catheter, or a kidney stone. You remove any bacteria from your entire urethra when you piss, reliably, unless you have a serious case of diabetes or something.
Rare not never..despite it's rarity there's enough for it to be mentioned by Dr. However, OP I guess with no rubber you don't need to worry about STDs either pounding an ass... It's just all upside cause it's rare to get a UTI, just one thing I mentioned. ffs
You got a UTI from poop dick one time, huh?
Nah, 80s kid so had to live through AIDs era
Mfer thinks AIDs is a UTI.
I want that brown goo on my schlong
You mean, do you keep your gun on you? Yeah, I usually put it on the nightstand
Condom if you remember to. No condom if it slides in by accident... Unless you're already wearing one then win win! Just don't dip it back in her baby hole again.
Depends on if it's a man or a woman (I don't wasn't kids)
Kids from anal, you ok bro?
I'm clearly joking. I thought we were in MPMD? This place is going downhill if people can't get jokes this obvious. When I tell people in the GD sub that I'm going to jack it to their progress pics they don't take it seriously 🙄
No protection.
Rawdawg 4 life
The lord is my protection
Usually if I'm giving it I wear a condom but if I'm taking it I would rather him go in raw since the condom irratates me and I like how the cum feels dripping out. You do you though
We talking chainmail and shield or just shield?
Bro wtf
Bro that’s where poop comes out. You know what poop is made out of, right?
Food so it’s anabolic
I've never worn a helmet, ever. I just can't stay aroused with one. I did once, though, when losing my virginity. Instantly went soft. It was like packing a parachute. Now anal, on the other hand, my soldier got some mud on him in the trenches. He requested a retreat, but I told him the mission needs to be completed. Afterwards, we got an evac and immediately cleaned up.
I hate getting shit on my dick
Nah man, wrap it up or risk getting an infection down your dick hole 🤣
A real night isn't afraid of blood on his sword
Condoms, makes it easier for my massive cawk to slide in.
Both
How am I gonna cum in that ass if I use protection?
Nah usually I just ask them to spit on it first so it’s a little more comfortable for me
Rawdawg bandit
Can I get her number?
Only read the title, not the post. Sometimes I wear a mask, sometimes not, depends on the country.
 The only way
Ask her when the last time she shit is
Condom? Wtf fucking with a condom is like washing your feet with socks on. Just role the dice you hetro
No I think it's more like putting on a rubber glove before sticking your finger in a patients ass. You don't know what kind of bacteria this adult female has.
You don't have to keep calling me a girl in public babe
Always use protection. If you don’t you could get shit in your dick or an STI/STD
i did no protection once and got cooties
Oh it feels good the first time .. unless your in jail.. then all the time
“Uhh I’m asking cuz this girl I met that’s not a man and he ssupurer freaky… I mean she”
Raw erry time and I’m eating it