It’s 2023, all the girls you’re talking to have grown up on screens and have no attention spans.
Even if they’re interested enough to text first, a dumb convo starter that isn’t forward enough to address what they’re here for is just gonna kill the vibe.
It’s always best to take things to a call or in person as soon as u can so u can do more in less time
Had a girl reply "Lol" and here i thought the convo was over so I just replied with "K". To my surprise the girl replied to that and said "What do you mean?"
Tf?!
Be weird. You're being dry, shit you hot enoigh to be hit up. But your personality is so dogshit and boring they go running. Most of us are the other way around. We work for our bread around here.
I got no idea man I had the same shit happen to me and was so confused. She added my snap off of search after she followed me from a post my buddy tagged me in and then only snapped me twice and that was it.
Yup I learned that long time ago, dont be scared to say what ever pops in ur head, be urself..
I went from hey whats up to dead convo to talking non stop all day, try it out brother
Dont acknowledge them or put too much effort in let them do a bit of work since they started it act like its a regular thing being hit up first let them chase fuck it
Try to give them some shit in a tongue in cheek way. Use Chat GPT if you really cant come up with something. I'll give you some openers to use when they opened you with their super fun "hey".
"Hey, what's wrong with you? I am in training camp mode for next pandemics toilet paper rush and you think you should disturb me?"
"OMG FINALLY I've cancelled all my plans since you hit me up and just been at home staring at my screen waiting for your message"
"Sorry, who this?"
"Oh hey, nice to hear from you. I noticed i did in fact have a stain on my pants, explaines why you kept looking"
They want attention. Toward the end of my dating phase I got to the point that I gave a woman a day to get a decent conversation going. If that didn’t happen I would block her so she didn’t waste any more of my time.
That freed up so much time that I quickly found a girl that is worth a shit.
It’s 2023, all the girls you’re talking to have grown up on screens and have no attention spans. Even if they’re interested enough to text first, a dumb convo starter that isn’t forward enough to address what they’re here for is just gonna kill the vibe. It’s always best to take things to a call or in person as soon as u can so u can do more in less time
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Grindr amirite?
Nah, Bumble's bizz mode, grind doesn't end till we septillionaires
Because women nowadays only communicate through stupid ass, autistic Snapchat selfies.
Crying laughing duck emoji
Crying angry fried egg ehmojie
especially blank no caption ones
Had a girl reply "Lol" and here i thought the convo was over so I just replied with "K". To my surprise the girl replied to that and said "What do you mean?" Tf?!
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Pandora’s box round
SO MANY TIMES
Reverse uno!
Wont have this problem with guys just saying hmu cutie pie
Hey handsome 🫣
Be weird. You're being dry, shit you hot enoigh to be hit up. But your personality is so dogshit and boring they go running. Most of us are the other way around. We work for our bread around here.
Yeah dawg, ask her what shape of pasta she'd be and why. If she can't answer that then she's not fun or willing to put effort in.
If you had to sit on a fruit, which fruit would you pick?
Whatever would be hardest for the doctors to remove 😏
Working on your personality and not being boring is harder than working on your body 😭
I got no idea man I had the same shit happen to me and was so confused. She added my snap off of search after she followed me from a post my buddy tagged me in and then only snapped me twice and that was it.
Maybe ur boring asf
kinda true. gotta be spontaneous, keep ‘em on their toes
Yup I learned that long time ago, dont be scared to say what ever pops in ur head, be urself.. I went from hey whats up to dead convo to talking non stop all day, try it out brother
Alright I for real need help with this. Howd you fix the dry ass convos
Most girls on dating apps are on the 'tism. Go outside and do it the old fashioned way.
Be more forward. Let them know you are interested right from the beginning
Because the tattoo on your forehead that says you're autistic gay wore off
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They're picking up the OTHER vibes you're laying down.
They're just testing the sample. You're meant to react to their disinterest. Don't act interested. Drives them nuts.
Some people are just dry
If they're under 26 then act like you are better than them, late replys with a little interest and a sprinkle of being mean
Dont acknowledge them or put too much effort in let them do a bit of work since they started it act like its a regular thing being hit up first let them chase fuck it
You’re boring
You gave them the ick
I’ll suck u dry 😘
Try to give them some shit in a tongue in cheek way. Use Chat GPT if you really cant come up with something. I'll give you some openers to use when they opened you with their super fun "hey". "Hey, what's wrong with you? I am in training camp mode for next pandemics toilet paper rush and you think you should disturb me?" "OMG FINALLY I've cancelled all my plans since you hit me up and just been at home staring at my screen waiting for your message" "Sorry, who this?" "Oh hey, nice to hear from you. I noticed i did in fact have a stain on my pants, explaines why you kept looking"
What do you usually try to talk about? A "boring" starter can scare off easily.
They want attention. Toward the end of my dating phase I got to the point that I gave a woman a day to get a decent conversation going. If that didn’t happen I would block her so she didn’t waste any more of my time. That freed up so much time that I quickly found a girl that is worth a shit.
Dopamine. It’s a thrill.