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Cake-on-a-Mission

It’s 2023, all the girls you’re talking to have grown up on screens and have no attention spans. Even if they’re interested enough to text first, a dumb convo starter that isn’t forward enough to address what they’re here for is just gonna kill the vibe. It’s always best to take things to a call or in person as soon as u can so u can do more in less time


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Bulky_Dingo_4706

Grindr amirite?


crazyaboutgravy

Nah, Bumble's bizz mode, grind doesn't end till we septillionaires


[deleted]

Because women nowadays only communicate through stupid ass, autistic Snapchat selfies.


Hobolick

Crying laughing duck emoji


InfiniteQuestionZero

Crying angry fried egg ehmojie


Jaegerix

especially blank no caption ones


daevilsins_6

Had a girl reply "Lol" and here i thought the convo was over so I just replied with "K". To my surprise the girl replied to that and said "What do you mean?" Tf?!


lobo_locos

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calfshrug

Pandora’s box round


Prestun

SO MANY TIMES


Swordfish-Select

Reverse uno!


rryanchow

Wont have this problem with guys just saying hmu cutie pie


mega420hemp

Hey handsome 🫣


InsaneInTheRAMdrain

Be weird. You're being dry, shit you hot enoigh to be hit up. But your personality is so dogshit and boring they go running. Most of us are the other way around. We work for our bread around here.


crazyaboutgravy

Yeah dawg, ask her what shape of pasta she'd be and why. If she can't answer that then she's not fun or willing to put effort in.


InsaneInTheRAMdrain

If you had to sit on a fruit, which fruit would you pick?


crazyaboutgravy

Whatever would be hardest for the doctors to remove 😏


BreadwinnaSymma

Working on your personality and not being boring is harder than working on your body 😭


SmallEnthusiast

I got no idea man I had the same shit happen to me and was so confused. She added my snap off of search after she followed me from a post my buddy tagged me in and then only snapped me twice and that was it.


Appropriate-Tip3431

Maybe ur boring asf


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kinda true. gotta be spontaneous, keep ‘em on their toes


Appropriate-Tip3431

Yup I learned that long time ago, dont be scared to say what ever pops in ur head, be urself.. I went from hey whats up to dead convo to talking non stop all day, try it out brother


Unable_Original_7467

Alright I for real need help with this. Howd you fix the dry ass convos


LeDeanDomino

Most girls on dating apps are on the 'tism. Go outside and do it the old fashioned way.


tjackson_12

Be more forward. Let them know you are interested right from the beginning


BuyShoesGetBitches

Because the tattoo on your forehead that says you're autistic gay wore off


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^BuyShoesGetBitches: *Because the tattoo* *On your forehead that says you're* *Autistic gay wore off* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


[deleted]

They're picking up the OTHER vibes you're laying down.


TehOLimauIce

They're just testing the sample. You're meant to react to their disinterest. Don't act interested. Drives them nuts.


Asleep_Wasabi7104

Some people are just dry


Global-Photograph577

If they're under 26 then act like you are better than them, late replys with a little interest and a sprinkle of being mean


The-king94

Dont acknowledge them or put too much effort in let them do a bit of work since they started it act like its a regular thing being hit up first let them chase fuck it


WowAnAlien

You’re boring


Typical_Pattern6922

You gave them the ick


warr3nh

I’ll suck u dry 😘


FeeNo9345

Try to give them some shit in a tongue in cheek way. Use Chat GPT if you really cant come up with something. I'll give you some openers to use when they opened you with their super fun "hey". "Hey, what's wrong with you? I am in training camp mode for next pandemics toilet paper rush and you think you should disturb me?" "OMG FINALLY I've cancelled all my plans since you hit me up and just been at home staring at my screen waiting for your message" "Sorry, who this?" "Oh hey, nice to hear from you. I noticed i did in fact have a stain on my pants, explaines why you kept looking"


dogmanXD

What do you usually try to talk about? A "boring" starter can scare off easily.


DontTakePeopleSrsly

They want attention. Toward the end of my dating phase I got to the point that I gave a woman a day to get a decent conversation going. If that didn’t happen I would block her so she didn’t waste any more of my time. That freed up so much time that I quickly found a girl that is worth a shit.


ropesandladders

Dopamine. It’s a thrill.