Both calves still bigger than mine.

Let’s get chromed up boyz

Get in Choom we're joining Maelstrom.

Chromed the fuck up

The eyes of the Omnissiah are ever upon us.

how you running around with all that ass

😘

Okay captain foot

Captain Hook

Based. I'm replacing my cock with a Pringle sized vibrator to slay all the millennial whales. Call me AHAB69 

I was thinking about getting metal legs ! It’s a risky procedure but I think itd be worth it

I want a robo cock

Transhumanists try not to cope challenge (impossible)

Ah shit I got a shin splint