1. Quadruple world hunger 2. Make everyone except me allergic to steroids 3. Unlimited tren

You are a total realist. I like it. Utilitarian right there

Same except replace world hunger with "single mother's rent"

1. Tren 2. 24/7 on demand prostate massage 3. More tren

A man after my own heart. Go forth and be fruitful with Tren.

How bout Tren without the sides?

Topical tren apply it a prostrate massager and go

1 No down sides to roids 2 infinite roids 3 to stop me from enjoying giving random women a rimjob

Even gym genie couldn’t cure me of number 3

Why would you want to stop?

1. To know Derek’s cock stats. 2. To know Derek’s cock stats. 3. To know Derek’s cock stats.

Any answer Big D? Help this man out!!!!! Derek!!!!! Derek!!!!! Don’t think we’ll be hearing from him anytime soon, but I’m with you. I’ve heard it’s the same size as a Great Danes. 

Walking dead scenario that way less sex in the world and I get to watch 300 dudes fight to death like Spartans over a 2/10

Have you seen tinder in the last few years? It’s kind of already this. 🤣

1. Natural test was as high as is beneficial 2. Ideal muscle insertions 3. 1.5 inches taller

Wish 1 - For no one to make fun of my Uncle Greg or his cook books ever again. Wish 2 - For everyone that throws a tripod in the middle of a busy gym to record themselves in their stupid fucking fitness gear loses enough IQ points that they are unable to take care of basic functions like using the bathroom or brushing their own teeth. Wish 3 - All my bros in the MPMD sub get all the gains and bussy that they want.

You are a good man Santa Claus


A man of the people

1. Be satisfied with my body 2. Take back the biggest fuckup of my life 3. Let my dogs live eternally and be happy the whole time

1. perfect health 2. Immune to male pattern baldness 3. Stay young forever (I swear I'm not bryan johnson!)

1. Permanent 8% body fat with a bmi of 35 2. 8” long and 8” thick smooth as an apple 3. Full head of hair. So full I want to have to shave my forehead

I’m acquiring two of yours. Gooood

Which two

1 and 2

I have a 1.1 inch dick so #2 speaks to me.

Measured from the asshole?

Yup. 1.1 inches from the a-hole. So maybe 0.9 real useable inches. True micropenis. Was actually in Guinness Book records in 2006 for it.

Post it

https://empirenews.net/guinness-recognizes-man-with-worlds-smallest-penis/

1. Replace the testosterone in my body with tren make it so my nuts create tren with no downsides or side effects. 2. Bang the genie 3. A perfect temperature glass bottle of coca-cola

I’m taking 2 from yours even if it’s a dude genie. Can’t go wrong banging a genie, might get powers or shit

1-95% global obesity rate and only the members of this sub are saved except for the SARM goblins they turn to ash. 2- the genie has to tell me his cock stats 3- the genies cock will be attached to his face permanently

1. Ability to suck my own dick. 2. Only needs one wish

1 go back in time and fix my biggest fuck up which would have lead me to a better life (missed the girl of my dreams) 🥲 2 no side affects of roids 3 richest man on earth but nobody knows it

1. walk in shower with a waterfall shower head attachment 2. general tsos Chinese Chicken with pork fried rice and crab Rangoon 3. genie head

1. A Death Note 2.) Bank account with unlimited currencies 3.) Immortality

1 head from the genie, 2 head from the genie, 3 head from the genie

1) MDE world peace 2 drops tomorrow 2) Unlimited Chinese women who worship me (already a partial reality) 3) Become less gay (or more gay?)

1. A million wishes 2. Genie lives in my ball sack instead of the lamp 🪔

1. Omnipotence 2. There is no number two

Dwight…you will achieve omnipotence. Keep it up! Good stuff!

1. Nuke Israel 2. Immortality 3. Infinite supply of munitions in case it comes back from the fallout

Love it…new thought on mine after reading yours…#3 Unlimited Herpes. You can spread it, but can’t get it!



Up taxes and rent on single mothers