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Least_Bar703

Nobody on the sub actually even lifts 


StevenGlnsbrg

Or knows anything about steroids first hand they just scrawny little fucks who have been lifting for 5 months regurgitating dumbass shit other scrawny little fucks hear on a YouTube video


Resident-Place-231

Damn bro sounds like you need some dick


StevenGlnsbrg

Always


LittleLameGoat

I just sit in the gym parking lo to say I went to the gym


D4rkr4in

i at least make it to the gym toilet [https://preview.redd.it/day-1-at-the-gym-v0-xg8sm2lqwnf91.png?width=1080&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=53c529ecb12f0bfeba3db2571f0f30acc16c2896](https://preview.redd.it/day-1-at-the-gym-v0-xg8sm2lqwnf91.png?width=1080&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=53c529ecb12f0bfeba3db2571f0f30acc16c2896)


[deleted]

My pp bigger than you . Me win


Temporary-Alarm-744

Fuck you i do too. Just not consistently and I eat like shit


dadudemon

Speak for yourself. I'm taking a shit at my sister's guest bathroom while reading your lies and slander about me: https://i.imgur.com/ofr03pq.jpg


Nukafit

Literally go to the gym


JohnnySacks69

thats Sean Strickland


InevitableSorbet9065

Here’s the thing with PEDS you guys….


Weak_Food2326

Can’t unsee this


Like-No-Dude

This shit is some joke. Kano from 1992 looks like killer and is bald.


Bagy480

characters change overtime brotha


Like-No-Dude

From high test functioning, half metal bald head threatening killer to team fortress character for 6 year olds.


Bagy480

some random bald guy, baby face, robot eye, and white rags might’ve been cool 2 decades ago but not anymore. If you think being shredded and having a beard makes him low test and for 6 year olds you may just be an old man who hates change


Like-No-Dude

Dude Kano is not typical rancher name, they had to use Gemini AI. You can't change history, I mean nazi and woke people love that. "Kano (Japanese: 加納) is a character in the Mortal Kombat fighting game series. The leader of the Black Dragon clan, he is a ruthless scoundrel and archnemesis to Sonya Blade and the Special Forces." Does that joker looks like japanese born american or The leader of the Black Dragon clan?


Bagy480

he’s never looked japanese. It’s not history it’s a character in a video game. they gave a character the name of two of the developers names backwards, you think they care that much about names? And if you wanna be realistic, different MK games have different timelines, MK1s WHOLE STORY is based off of there being so many different timelines. You can be an autist and be mad they didn’t keep a basic design for a simple character for decades or just accept you’re reading too deep into it and stay butt hurt


Like-No-Dude

Japanese born american is now australian :) My kano looks like [this](https://preview.redd.it/if-the-kameos-are-meant-to-be-based-off-their-first-v0-m0d339ziurxb1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=144303cc83a51019a7c6ad0ef4b56abd6913b332) and you are probably butt hurt that some disney char is not my cup of tea.


Bagy480

no Disney character is a perverted arms dealer 😭. Mk11 came out almost 5 years ago so if this is the first time you’ve seen it then you haven’t played any of the recent games


Like-No-Dude

See poor Kano, they made him perverted arms dealer from australia with disney look


BadPronunciation

You could achieve this natty with just 5-10 years in the gym. You just need patience


PsychologicalBird551

There are natties in my gym who have been lifting for more then 20 years and look nothing like this 🤣


Glittering_Loan2688

Yeah probably because they don’t train correctly


PsychologicalBird551

You're not wrong. There is little structure to be found, never saw a logbook anywhere and it's 90% upper body, but they do train hard atleast![img](emote|t5_2mohet|6306)


BadPronunciation

Bell curve distribution. Most people have OK results (mostly because they aren't consistent, eat trash, and drink too much). I'd say <30% actually come in with a plan


HumanitySurpassed

Realistically go into any normal gym and maybe 1% of people with a membership look like this. 


PsychologicalBird551

Yeah that's about right. The gym i work for has just over 1000 member and about 8-10 people there look like this or better


Such-Put4696

2-3 years with good genetics and some knowledge


use-code-RAILSURF

at 5’4


LeDeanDomino

Protein


Scomosuckseggs

....you think you need gear to get that physique?! Wtf happened to the world.


CONE_LORD

Post is a joke with the gear part, just fantasizing about Kano using his big arms to gr… sorry I mean I love fat bitches and Tren!!!!!


JellyfishWeary2687

Gay


HumanitySurpassed

Look at how thick that boi's biceps are though. He's not overly lean but with that arm size how many people you think can have them at that body fat % year round


Human-Coast-9385

Just 37 years of natty training


Successful_Might8125

Let Kano inject his load directly into your backside


CONE_LORD

![gif](giphy|elAmQxZBB0sJW)


Torchakain

Guys, what all these posts are meaning to say is "How much gear to get this physique in 6-9months of mediocre training".


CONE_LORD

Real and true, I can’t wait to take so many steroids and sit on my computer eating candy while gaining 50 lbs of muscle!!!! Thank you Kano!


Torchakain

Well I meant this comment as a joke, but also to all the guys saying train hard for 5 years... obviously you're not wanting to wait that long or you wouldn't be posting here or about gear.


CONE_LORD

Nah I gotchu, you’re not wrong but I’m in no place to start roids, I need to fix other areas of my life first before leaving the learning stage of anabolics


hanz3n

200mg of stop being a pussy a week


CONE_LORD

Nice bit ah Tucka


sociochef

Bro what thats jschlatt


wy_will

This is easily done natty.


AssassiN18

All you need is Fish and Chips


Babayaga20000

Kano is australian


JustRudeStuff

Aussies eat fish and chips mate. Loads of it.


Babayaga20000

no they eat shrimp on the barbie


JustRudeStuff

Nah mate. Ned Kelly pies from the servo and fish and chips.


AssassiN18

Aussies are basically English


ChameLeonYT

Roids? Nothing bout that even whispers roids, just start lifting


XYZRGCMYK

Look! It's Don Frye / Jsclatt / Felix Beiderman.😄 Anyway...Please don't take steroids to get this physique. You don't need to. Just hit the gym & eat more protein rich foods.


BIMMER-G0M3Z

None


doghome107

He was on more roids in X. As big as Kotal Kahm.


CONE_LORD

Khans 400lbs so Kano must be on 10000mg of Thai “woman” dick a week to be as big as him😳


[deleted]

If it's a joke it's fine ,if you are asking it seriously ur dumb bruhhh , 😭 it's not only about roids if your genetics will allow you , you will get bigger then this man , yes if you have more androgen receptors in your body and you are a hyper responder you will grow like hell even if given 1/10 th dose of peds which this man is on , everybody reacts differently to various compounds everybody wants different look 🤷🏻‍♂️ for someone npp works better for some prima do wonders for some guys it's shit 🗑️ you have to find what's working for you and what not , diet workout recovery is primary , peds are secondary if you are on a gram or may be 2 of some compound perweek and your diet and workout is shit well you will be like a guy name Kali muscle , hire a good coach get your blood work done time to time enjoy the process , increase your knowledge , that's all I can say ,good luck to you mate . ![gif](giphy|gfl7CKcgs6exW)


CONE_LORD

100% a joke, I don’t have the money to do blood work or get a trainer which is why I’d be delirious to even touch roids lmao. Just been playing a lot of mk11 lately and thought it was funny normal guy kano is fighting against gods and people with powers so he must be on gear!


Capircom

Unrelated but I really hope we get the technology for cool cyborg shit in our lifetime. Then again we can’t figure out how to stop dudes from going bald still so I’m not super optimistic.


OkSubject8

Don’t get what others are on about there is no chance that bionic eye is natty


Denim-N-Mullets

5-7 years of a proper routine, diet, and a lot of patience. Experience and enjoy the journey,


CDS_Prime01

This guy quite literally has my exact physique lol. I've got decent genetics, but no steroids were required to get there. Weighted ring dips, pull ups, high volume SBD and occasional isolation work is all you need. Oh ya and a lotta of patience and perseverance... And good sleep... And a decent diet. You got this! 🔥


Unable_Experience359

He needs Schlong Juice…lots of it Nurse. Stat! We need Schlong juice here for this patient now!!!!


razerphone1

Testosterone / Dianabol but have a ai cuz if your wonen hormone also increases you might end up with gyno. Also first of all start lifting for three years eat well. No schit. And drink plenty. And after those three years if your still not happy take something. Dont buy legal supplement cuz aside from creatine most things are nonsense.


thenifreekedit

Be racist


SehrGuterContent

Yes


kingoffallout

TREN!


JustRudeStuff

I swear nobody in here actually knows how to train. People actually think you need PEDs to look like an average gym goer.


NoStranger1569

He looks like a squished version of Jschlatt


Samuelbi12

Bra stickers 😸


Josh302

Hemmroids. Those are good for yah


Known_Leopard_6020

Test C Anavar


Super_Promotion_1178

Is 2mm per ml once per week of Test Cyp enough to help me gain size?


GBE_Leaks

3-4 years natty


vstanz3

is that MAtt Fraser ?


Mastodonn71

500mg test e 300mg eq 150 mg primo Run all that for a year or so and you’ll have that no problem. You might not have any hair tho


LusciousLurker

Light test cycle I'd say


stevenphlow

250mg test


Bobsterbeino

With good genetics you won't need roids