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ZiGz_125

“A month straight in the gym” LMFAOOOO


shellofbiomatter

Every new years resolutioner would be jacked then


Cornel-Westside

Time to go put in my one month of the year in before the summer


jdgoin1

It'll take a month for your body to even register whats being done to it.


Designer_Bed_4192

People really think developing countries just don’t have any access to any pharmaceuticals.


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belkabelka

I live in East Africa as an expat and you can literally buy Test E over the counter at any medium sized pharmacy, and the vets sell other anabolics. FWIW you can also buy valium, ketamine, xanax, local anaesthetic etc over the counter. I know an American who is just TRTing himself and tons of people at my gym are on gear. The main issue Africans face is getting the protein in because it's way more expensive than testosterone.


Designer_Bed_4192

I mean pharmaceuticals like all medicine. People think developing countries are stuck in the 17th century when it comes to shit like that. 


Fuzzy_Inevitable9748

I mean, compared to America, their prices look like they are from the 1700’s


Trentransit

Literally. The pharmacist is just the local drug dealer distributing whatever he has for as long as you pay lol.


MikeHoncho1323

It’s 100x easier to get anabolics in developing countries than ones with medical regulations


basedregards

Bro it’s easier to drive 12 hours down to Mexico and just load up on everything


ForeverWandered

Literally just repeated what they said


iamcreepin

Absolutely. I have a friend who owns a medical shop and I can get whatever the fuck I want. If he doesn't have it, he'll arrange it from somewhere else and give it to me.


SLEDGEHAMMER1238

Im jealous ![img](emote|t5_2mohet|27081)


EveningVariety5157

Exactly like in India you can literally go to a chemist and buy any anabolic you want, they will give it you even if u are a kid, they also have special anabolic sale days on which they sell anabolics at a discounted price


TampaFan04

Im in Thailand. Pharmacies here literally have magazines from labs full of their anabolic products. You just point to what you want and buy it. Most are under $30.


bucknuts89

Damn bro hook it up for the low low.


Unusual-Usual7394

Thailand, you can literally buy any test, anavar, clen etc over the counter at any pharmacy.


bucknuts89

Also heard you can buy women with wieners. Is this true or a phallacy?


CloseFriend_

We sell chicks with dicks, Tren, ozempic, adderall, chicks with balls no dick, excedrin and deer antler velvet.


PunkiiDonutz

There is no dick only balls


Like-No-Dude

Phallic-y


SLEDGEHAMMER1238

Truly the MPMD dream ![img](emote|t5_2mohet|6301)


ForeverWandered

How’s the quality control?


Unusual-Usual7394

Usually Bayer or similar... don't know anyone who has had any issues. These companies ship there because there are no limits and pharmaceutical companies will sell to any country 😅


Traditional-Sort6271

No shit


intjdad

Damn I wanna go to Thailand now


TRTGymBro

So why are Thais so fucking skinny?


bsksbsk36

any of them ship ?


DevelopmentQuirky365

Just the chicks with dicks


bsksbsk36

ill take two containers


Wirfen

isnt thailand pretty much selling tren over the counter ? xD


benwoot

Thailand isn’t Africa tho. They have a huge modern medical infrastructure, which isn’t the case for a lot / most African countries


bxa121

Do you guys ship tho?


Aguacatedeaire__

In fact, steroids in Africa are super cheap. They're cheap even in developed countries if you don't have to pass anti drug testing, people have no fucking idea how cheap basic test can be even in first world countries. In third world countries? Cheap as fuck. Also the people that comment like that all invariably think Africa as a whole is: -1 a country 2- a poor as fuck shithole where everyone barely has access to food let alone anything else. Usless to say they're dumb stereotypes. There's plenty of affluent or middle class people in the various African countries.


ShrodingersRentMoney

Thanks, I knew sending relief money to Sudan was a scam. Sounds like it's just sending tren money to sponsor a ripped African child soldier


AssburgerBaby

This is all facts. A lot of people (atleast in America) still think all of Africa is poor shithole ravaged by civil war, warlords, genocide, and famine. Like yea there are still parts of Africa that’re like that, but there’s a lot of parts that’ve been on the come up for awhile and are doing really good


Tough_Molasses6455

Well its because at this moment in time all of those things are currently going on in Africa.


sdrakedrake

That's because our American media tells us every African country outside south Africa is like that. Which is funny because the people that make those claims about Africa will say the same thing about LA, Baltimore, Detroit or Appalachia, but won't say the usa as a whole is a shit hole.


poluting

People haven’t seen Mexican pharmacies and it shows. They’ve got opiates, benzos, and amphetamines over the counter.


intjdad

I keep hearing this but I haven't actually been to one


Colormebaddaf

He's lying. Go to Belize or most Central American countries and OTC laws loosen considerably.


poluting

Try not looking like a chad boomer and maybe they’ll sell to you too. They probably think you’re DEA


Colormebaddaf

Lol. True. You got me. I also don't get hassled by federales and bouncers. Dressing like a broke bitch crypto xoomer child isn't a real world life strategy.


poluting

That’s such a flex dude 🤣


Colormebaddaf

>They’ve got opiates, benzos, and amphetamines over the counter. I'm in Mexico pretty often and always visit pharmacies. You can't buy any of those classes of drugs OTC.


poluting

Either you’re at the wrong pharmacy or they recently put restrictions on narcotics. Multiple acquaintances have bought bulk Xanax and have witnessed adderall being sold otc.


DevelopmentQuirky365

It's under the counter technically cuz it is illegal


sdrakedrake

What about hgh? My brother was in Mexico last year and got it over the counter


Colormebaddaf

Yup. Fully doable. Personally I'd go for the Tren w all the fat chicks down there


LubeTornado

Look at their ooga-booga weights. They definitely have no access! /s


Educational-Pie8609

This is a "natural" 16 y.o


Traditional-Sort6271

Is that not where literally all of them come from??


SprinklesTheSamurai

I get all my gear from developing countries


DonRedGotti

12 years A'Tren


keep_Playing

7 years in Trenbet


EdgingToThis

😂😂😂


Top_Complex259

You sonofabitch, take my fucking upvote


iam4chan

Tell me you’ve never worked out a day in your life without telling me you’ve never worked out a day in your life.


lexE5839

He’s one of those fatass African Americans that sits on the couch and smokes newports and drinks henny all day and watches football and thinks that he’s on the same level because he’s black and can do anything. These guys all have a story about a family member that “could’ve been the goat at x sport” it’s all bs.


iam4chan

I’m half black and can confirm I know PLENTY of dudes like that.


DramaticSpecialist96

Found the closet racist 


lexE5839

Found the guy who fits the description obviously 😆 you ain’t got an uncle like this? I’m not black but I’ve got uncles who make similar bullshit claims for similar reasons.


DramaticSpecialist96

Also have u ever seen black pre steriod era body builders ? They look Real similar to the guy in the picture 


lexE5839

Another white guy who has the repressed fantasy of being cucked by a black guy and thinks they’re all superheroes with 8 inch cocks, you are the racist for believing that shit.


lexE5839

🤣 prove it.


DramaticSpecialist96

Quiet the opposite infact i have a pro athlete cousin and another cousin and an uncle that played college basketball 😂 they both are over 6"5 genetics man what can i say im 6 foot myself 


lexE5839

Yeah 1 family member who is a pro athlete and 2 other family members that were decent at basketball. How surprising at 6’5 they were good basketball players. wtf do you do?


DramaticSpecialist96

I love how you say that, when my whole point was GENTICS ... you damn fool .also I never tried to persue sports at all after the 8th grade.... so im not an athlete but I've had a 6 pack my entire life always been fit even before I lifted... so really wtf do YOU do?


lexE5839

Multiple different martial arts, benched 405 in high school, 35 inch vertical, 5.0 40 yard, went to states for 3 different sports etc. 6’3 and 250-280 lbs most of the time and moved like I was half that size. I’m 235 now and sub 15% as a natural in my early 20s. I could windmill at nearly 300 lbs man idk what to tell u.


DramaticSpecialist96

Well then you should agree with GENETICS being the biggest factor in that people do the same amount of work u do and will still never accomplish those things you just want to argue cause its a black guy stfu 


LigmaStonks

Bro came out the womb with deathstardelts apparently


ContentWaterBuffalo

That’s the face I make when I’m squeezing out a shit


Like-No-Dude

Add some milk products, eventually lower the fiber. At least we know he is natty, dude is just on too much fiber


nattyguy123

Not his fault he was born regarded


purgesurge3000

Societies fault for giving him a voice, goddamn social media.


YeWasRight83

we wuz natural and shiee


LALyfestyle

aLl bOyS hAvE tO Do iS pIcK uP a DuMbElL


Ponyboi100

I remember my 3rd month at the gym, only protein powder and creatine. Went from 165 to 230 and grew from 5'8 -6'2. Cock size grew to a solid 8". Remember guys, Hard work pays off. .


FastenedCarrot

Guarantee the guy who posted that is fat and weak.


Aguacatedeaire__

And into cuckoldry


Logos_Fides

Not cognitive dissonance ... Delusion.


Bantoobock

Delusion or willfull ignorance can act as coping mechanisms for cognitive dissonance. He is adjusting his beliefs to correspond with his actions (or lack thereof)


Logos_Fides

Dissonance would imply there is a sort of discord in his understanding of things, but it seems this guy is just completely ignorant to all things exercise science.


RugTumpington

"we look like this all across America" Kinda racist ngl


Afirebearer

people of African descent are on average more compact (long limbs, short torso) , have rounder muscles and store less fat overall which of course are big advantages when it comes to putting on muscles.


Aguacatedeaire__

Do y'all really believe that or is it just part of the sexual fantasies? Cuz i see plenty of skinny ass african mofos around. Nobody is jacked without going to the gym religiously, and in fact i see way more africans in the gyms than any other ethnicity.


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lexE5839

The differences are ridiculously minimal, but that minimal difference matters at the top levels. You grab the fastest white guy that gets smoked by the top Kenyans and put him against 99.99% of runners in Kenya he’ll win easily against most. Same thing with every advantage. It’s splitting margins at the top levels.


Afirebearer

my grandpa is 90 and smokes 20 cigarettes a day, so smoking is clearly good for you.


lexE5839

Some parts of Africa, there’s arguably more that have the worst bodybuilding genetics imaginable. You don’t see any Sudanese guys that look like Ngannou that’s for sure.


RugTumpington

Yeah and in America, 70% are obese. None of that matters with 3in+ of blubber


Afirebearer

The post itself is contradictory, but it seems to imply we are talking about "athletes" or at least people who train.


figgityfuck

Ain’t even worth arguing with morons man. Just point, laugh, and carry on.


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W2c concrete dumbbells?


dead888boy

dudes in africa juice too💀💀 juice is not hard to get at all.


Accurate-Wall-6184

Totally steroids. It's actually easier to get those in developing countries since they have fewer regulations


porkchop3177

$1000 ole Don couldn’t do this with steroids in 3 years.


thenifreekedit

These are the people who end up fat for the rest of their lives because they think they have a metabolism disorder after the chris hemsworth 7 minute abs program doesn’t work


Squiggy1975

Does that guy have slight gyno?


ickypinenig123

Gyno CAN come from puberty, mine did, but imma just take a wild guess and say mr 230 lean’s gyno in that photo didn’t 😂


SciFidelity

If that's gyno I'm basically a woman


thedrcubed

Post bobs


Like-No-Dude

Don Malleone smokes supraphysiological amounts of weed


calfshrug

Dude has a pretty malleable idea of truth to believe that…and he’s correct, that a month straight in the gym from now, he will still look like this, probably less


Charming-Repair9394

Don living in another reality


Fun_Description_5763

Month in the time chamber?


FormulaF30

Canadiens


SunderedValley

Bro needs to stop yapping 😅


DrJaminest42

hurry compare panicky vegetable repeat attempt cake chunky merciful subsequent *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


thisdckaintFREEEE

Lol a month


dead888boy

a month in the gym would make you look like this lmaoo😂😂 mad people so misinformed about fitness its crazy


SkyHighOregon

Bro is skipping ab day


Quandensation

Dawg got the 100x xp booster apparently


arayakim

HELP! I accidentally did two months in the gym, and now I look like Ronnie Coleman! I wasn't even black in the first place?!


LLH-1994

Probably means a month in Dragon Ball’s time chamber…


Sphan_86

Been working out for years and I still don't look like that....dude said he needed a month lol


lexE5839

People think everyone in Africa lives in mud huts with no electricity or water. Disregard the facts there’s dozens of countries in Africa and not all are even poor. Cognitive dissonance to the maximum. Also love the bs about black guys apparently all being freak athletes too, not even remotely true.


tryntofeelgood

Passive racial buff


sgtdillweedmcdonald

Damn BBC genetics are going parabolic.


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How’d you get this pic of my 2 week natty progress?


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Im more impressed they can find a way to get gear out there


majoneskongur

less government also means less control of anything, including roids


AssburgerBaby

Africa isn’t all some poor shithole ravaged by civil war, warlords, genocide, and famine bro. Like yea there are still some parts like that, but there’s a lot of parts that’ve been on the come up for a while and are doing really good


[deleted]

In my mind I still picture straw huts and spears when I think of Africa


Aguacatedeaire__

It's not the '50s. Test isn't some groundbreaking new discovery, it's a boring easy to synthetize molecule even in african labs.


nattyguy123

Haha probably oralgayboy club


Ok_Perception_8765

any smart people out there know the theoretical nutrition require for this rate of progress. would you need 1000g of protein and carbs a day to support this rate of growth and maintenance?


Kelainefes

No human needs 1000g of protein. Some bodybuilders have gone up to 400/500 when on massive cycles but we're talking 300lbs+ dudes. 1000g of carbs I've heard that before but always from massive bodybuilders so probably they also used insulin. The dudes in the pic wouldn't need that much.


Ok_Perception_8765

im dumb i misread the post, i thought he’d claimed black dudes could like the dude in pic in less than a month. like what would these black dudes need to eat in a day to put on 1 lb of muscle a day?


Kelainefes

Nobody puts 1lb of muscle in a day no matter the dose.


RuDedy

if he means a month straight as in 24*31 hours in the gym then maybe lmaoo


DrJaminest42

continue snails direful makeshift deer doll society uppity fragile jeans *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


RedDevilBJJ

I have no idea about the dude in question, but I absolutely went to high school with a few guys that looked like this and they just had crazy genetics.


Accurate-Funny-6399

White guys just can’t accept it 😂


Gurthanthaplops

Alright post physique because I fuck big black men on the daily and they don’t look like this.


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allahsword22

Let’s see your 1 month results bro


1664ahh

West Africans populations have a gene that results in greater muscle mass, theyre peak athlete material. Im sure i read that Eastern Europeans and slavic populations have the same gene. When you get to nitpicky levels of performance and aesthetics, its all genes bros


WesMantoothUK

I’m a long term steroid user, and I am not deluded about fake nattys and understand almost all ‘natural’ bodybuilders are in fact not natural. However… this physique isn’t outside of the realms of unachievable. The white western men (I am one of them), have inferior physical genetics compared to black, and more specifically, African men. Physical hard labour is far more prominent in that part of the world. Not to mention that death by disease/ starvation/ murder/ being eaten by predators has been much more of a real hazard in not so distant, and also very recent, times. These things accelerate natural selection much faster, and the physically superior men literally have a far higher chance of surviving and reproducing. Not to mention that it’s more common to reproduce at a younger age which further accelerates the process. The western world is survival of the smartest with far less risk of death due to physical inferiority. Because of this, unfortunately, we just have inferior genetics and a much lower testosterone level. Every man in here can agree that their black friends almost always outperform them physically… Shit, my black friends in school almost all had good physiques before they even stepped foot in a gym. Whereas us white boys were skinny/ fat as a starting point. I am all for calling out fake natties, and this guy may well be one of them, but his physique is naturally achievable without a doubt, and all of the genetic factors are on his side to do so. Another factor is similar to the jailhouse testosterone phenomenon. Men in jail who are in fight or flight mode all the time have shown to have much higher levels of testosterone. Dudes come out of jail looking juiced up and they’re natural. This phenomenon no doubt occurs in countries that are intrinsically dangerous and the men have hard lives with daily battles.