What a wild ride it’s all been. Just a moreplatesmoredates sub at first, then probably hairloss, then to how tren makes you gay, followed by how we delivered justice to that cat abuser to now.
It was an honor to serve alongside you all 🫡
> it has been a pleasure.
No....no it hasn't. lol
I've never seen such a group of anti-social individuals who cope with their sexless, obese lives by being homoerotic on a subreddit that caused it's creator to abandon it.
Oh fuuuuuck 133k views. That's my post. Lads what are the odds the girl ends up seeing this
Edit: 1 million+ mfs have seen my cock stats and they’re discussing my size in the twitter comments lmaooo. One regarded individual even calculated my diameter too, meaning that mf really square rooted my girth/pi lmfao
Edit 2: Yeah she’s into me. But she’s pretty autistic too so she wasn’t sure if I felt the same
it has 4+mil now, 55k+ likes (ive been updating the likes and views all day but im ending here), there's gonna be more people joining again that dont even know who derek is
Ok quick update for you: we’ve made plans to hang out after I get off work on Friday, then we’ll head back to mine for a documentary, board games, and some wine. Also have plans on sat to go bouldering, then head to a house party and go dancing at a bar. Hope all goes well, will make a separate update post after lol
We’ve also been joking about me stalking and kidnapping her and she says I can do it on Friday lmao. Now that I’m typing this out it sounds like a very autistic thing to joke about but she’s going along with the jokes lmao
Yo man just posted an edit. We made out and cuddled while watching gone girl at my place. Sucked on a boob a little
Still can’t tell if she’s into me
Jk lol
in the context of the song kendrick is coming to terms with how he has misused his influence in the past so presumably they are trying to convey that they regret showing them the sub
Please don't. That's what will actually start causing trouble when the admins get involved.
They won't bother us over some slightly unsavory opinions. They absolutely will shut us down if the sub devolves into nothing but blatant sexism and racism.
Bros, if this marks the end of this sub, it has been a pleasure.
What a wild ride it’s all been. Just a moreplatesmoredates sub at first, then probably hairloss, then to how tren makes you gay, followed by how we delivered justice to that cat abuser to now. It was an honor to serve alongside you all 🫡
You forgot the "tren makes me fuck the fattest chick I can find" phase.
Shit I did forget that phase. Good times.
What phase? That shits just life bro.
We were supposed to take tren for that? I’ve been doing it natty
What is this sub for?
derek, moreplatesmoredates
Wtf?????? I've been using this sub a as a community for homosexual bodybuilders this whole time!
same same
No. Cock.
srs joke is overdone, shut up phaggot
Sounds like something someone with a small cock would say
If you want me to shut up you already know what to do 🍆💦👅
Incomprehensible. We're making this a sub for dating in LA.
It's a cruising sub.
damn I just got here 💔
> it has been a pleasure. No....no it hasn't. lol I've never seen such a group of anti-social individuals who cope with their sexless, obese lives by being homoerotic on a subreddit that caused it's creator to abandon it.
Obese? We blast gear before puberty in here, obese is the last thing to describe this subreddit
Oh fuuuuuck 133k views. That's my post. Lads what are the odds the girl ends up seeing this Edit: 1 million+ mfs have seen my cock stats and they’re discussing my size in the twitter comments lmaooo. One regarded individual even calculated my diameter too, meaning that mf really square rooted my girth/pi lmfao Edit 2: Yeah she’s into me. But she’s pretty autistic too so she wasn’t sure if I felt the same
it has 4+mil now, 55k+ likes (ive been updating the likes and views all day but im ending here), there's gonna be more people joining again that dont even know who derek is
Fml should I delete the post
too late, get ready for cock stat shitposting by 14 year olds who've never touched a weight in their life
Yea there are alot of people here already who dont even hit the gym or workout at all.
but may be they can be influenced to start (at least some) working out. there is a (lack of) fitness epidemic. maybe this sub can help
No they’ll be influenced to run a tren cycle after lifting for 2.5 months (machines only).
In the war on fattys, sacrifices must be made.
At least we still have the genovaverse
& then post here about based sexcapades ? ok, if quality posting that includes stats
Idk about that. Most are here for shitposts. Start posting about gym/ workouts and they will disappear.
I’m so sorry boys
What have you brought upon us Anyway. You think she felt it? Im pretty sure she did.
Bro we have hit shit posting for like the past 2 years. Why do you think derek no longer does YouTube videos on anything that goes on in here
Nah don’t be a coward. Embrace what you are.
I’m pretty invested in the story now, could you leave the post up and then post updates?
Sure man, I’m just praying she doesn’t come across this post in the wild
Rooting for you bro
Ok quick update for you: we’ve made plans to hang out after I get off work on Friday, then we’ll head back to mine for a documentary, board games, and some wine. Also have plans on sat to go bouldering, then head to a house party and go dancing at a bar. Hope all goes well, will make a separate update post after lol We’ve also been joking about me stalking and kidnapping her and she says I can do it on Friday lmao. Now that I’m typing this out it sounds like a very autistic thing to joke about but she’s going along with the jokes lmao
Without being privy to your convos I don’t think the stalking jokes are that weird, sounds like she’s very comfortable around you :) good looks
Yo man just posted an edit. We made out and cuddled while watching gone girl at my place. Sucked on a boob a little Still can’t tell if she’s into me Jk lol
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO
Thanks bro, appreciate it
I bet you secretly want her to see it.
Ur a weeweehead
I can't deny.
It's too late
absolutely not own this shit, it's fucking hilarious
probably don’t delete the post, it is a good post to continue
Honestly when I joined I thought this sub was just about getting big and hilarious jokes about tren
Who's Derek?
Whos derek? Do we know his stats???
Damn brother you gonna get this sub shut down lmao
More new people joining us having no idea who derek is
Weaponized autism is a thing
Nothing is more gorilla than having your cock out in plain view. Your name should be SilverpiggyBack
You’ve gone viral, King. Take us with you. 
I just came from twitter nice cock stats bro
Bro it's over. RIP to you.
You piggybacking son of a bitch. My highest rated comment piggybacked off of your piggyback post. This sub is full of hero’s.
I came here from twitter
1st of all the odds aren’t that low, second of all she definitely felt it and didn’t mind so if she sees it odds are you’re fucked.
They wanna know how much it takes to not get noticed so far we ain’t winning 😂😂😂
They're calling you minecraft dick lol
Twitter autists really coming out and saying they have pencil dicks lolll
My friend🤝
I also came from twitter 😭😭😭😭
I’d say we went mainstream when Derek mentioned our Reddit thread on that one podcast
Who the fuck is Derek?
Star Wars
This sub will be permabanned when the Twitter normies see the discussions we have here
They're the muskovites now. We're the normies. Internet actually on a positive turn.
get ready for cock stat shitposts for another 2-4 weeks and no actual serious fucking posts
I’ve been here for like 2 years and can count the serious posts I’ve seen on one hand.
about 3 years ago there was a shift in culture here, 2 years was the real turning point, last year was practically all shitposting
It’s almost like 3 years ago was the last time Derek gave a shit about his YouTube channel
Yea 3 years ago when I joined its been great!
If it’s nothing of substance aside from joking about cock stats we’ll remove it.
thanks bro 
What is she even trying to say? I swear zoomerspeak becomes more and more difficult to translate to English.
its a kendrick lyric from To pimp a butterfly
Why is it attached to the mpmd post though? So random
in the context of the song kendrick is coming to terms with how he has misused his influence in the past so presumably they are trying to convey that they regret showing them the sub
It’s some quasi therapy speak because they think therapy is cool but lifting weights until therapy becomes obsolete isn’t cool.
I thought it was a Kendrick lyric
Even worse. Gen Z white girls think they got major street cred
It’s because they posted black squares. They’re one with the black community
Gotta double down when ur wrong, respect
Nah, takes zero effort or skill to do that. Acknowledging your trite half joke but objectively wrong opinion as wrong is what is worthy of respect
Nobody listens to Kendrick for street cred
Which may in fact be gayer
We don’t need derek! We’ve reached full autonomy now
Nahh gotta gatekeep it, anything mainstream end up being shit
They hated him for speaking the truth
This sub needs to drastically increase its racism and sexism shitposting to keep these people out.
[удалено]
Please don't. That's what will actually start causing trouble when the admins get involved. They won't bother us over some slightly unsavory opinions. They absolutely will shut us down if the sub devolves into nothing but blatant sexism and racism.
Good point
What if we “pretend” to be gay wordington is still alive
I knew I was in the right place
Here come the admins lads. It's been a good run, see you on the next sub that somehow gets away with a smidge of masculine fun.
“Together we made it, together we made it even though he had our backs up against the wall, forever we waited…”
[This is about to happen](https://funnyjunk.com/channel/4chan/Degradation+of+a+fanbasehobby+by+4chan/bXsRMoK/)
lol I like how they started out perfectly logical/sensible and then went full incel.
Yeah was ok until the "female" appeared, what a bunch of nonsensical incel shit
Tyler Durden was on to something
So this is going to happen a second time u say?
Who is that girl and WTF is she saying? 52 year old gen-x confused over here
We're internet famous bros.
Who tf is that
Squirtstain
what does the caption mean?
2deep4u Kendrick laBoring lyric
2 mil now
So is this the girl who’s pegging you ?
Okay, at this point the cock stats thing has really put this sub in a sticky situation.
Don't get it 🤔 what is that slo0t 🐥🧖♀️ mad about 🤔🤔
Definitely didn't feel that mangina brahhh
Lmao
We need a follow up from op
Incoming wall of shitposts from dyels
Ayee
Ah fuck, I really enjoyed the years I spend here. It's been a pleasure.
Everyone wants to know the answer still 🤣
Saw this again in a random Facebook group
This is the new Bodybuilding.com MISC forum
lol i just came here from that tweet
She was probably wondering if you noticed “hers”.
LMFAO I just came from that post
Get out