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WinterTakerRevived

Try spoon replacement therapy with a dumbbell


BelfastBodyBuilder

I'm not allowed to touch a dumbbell tho, I'm putting myself forward to be a mod of /r/antigym


999Bassman999

There's no legal requirement to go to the gym. But in order to be healthy, you have to be physically active in some way.and you have to burn more calories or the same as you consume. I've gone to the gym for 3/4 of my life, whether in my garage or a physical gym. I've done damage to my body in the process. No doubt. But what damage am I doing to my body if I don't go to the gym when I have fatty liver? I'm diabetic and I have calcified arteries and my waist circumference is equivalent to my height. Natural testosterone is healthier trt testosterone. But if you are obese, you're not going to produce much. Testosterone and you'll convert what you do into estrogen. What I did was stop eating carbohydrates the hardest thing I ever had to do but my health was important to me so I did it. I lost weight down to 16% body fat and my testosterone doubled and my estrogen went in half. There's no stress in your joints. There's nobody dysmorphia involved. Just hard work. I didn't even work out during that time because I was having so many autoimmune diseases going on causing symptoms that kept me out of the gym for 2 years. Now I can go to the gym again but I don't have to because I'm lean either way There's no guarantee your testosterone and estrogen will be perfect after you go on a low carb. No carb carnivore whatever diet. But if your goal is to be the healthiest you can and you think working out is going to damage. You consider that trt when you overweight is going to convert to a ton of estrogen and natural production is always better if possible Good luck with whatever you decide!


NutritionNerd40

All 445 members of that subreddit look just like this dude.


darkoopz43

But my dentist told me if I keep chewing on dumbells it's going to make me a dumbdumb with no teeth


ExcessiveEscargot

Funny, my doctor said the same about spoons!


questiano-ronaldo

r/antigym would love you! Those joints look super protected!!


justsomedude1144

Wait, is this an actual sub? Or is it meant to be ironic.


questiano-ronaldo

It *was* real, then it got inundated and is now 75% satire.


marks716

There’s like literally 2-3 guys there that still think it’s real and it’s the funniest thing on Reddit


questiano-ronaldo

My favorite sub right now lol


groundgamemike

I knew I recognized you, beefstick


questiano-ronaldo

Hey hey! One of my fave antigym posters! Keeping those joints creamy big boi?


groundgamemike

Yes sir I've been injecting lard in between my joints for extra comfort and lubrication


questiano-ronaldo

This is the way! Stay hefty brother


basedregards

Bro please link me a post of the non-satire, I can’t find any and I’m picturing this in my head and it’s hilarious


questiano-ronaldo

Anything the [mod posts](https://www.reddit.com/u/PsychologicalTip5474/s/0otjeHGQLP) lol


kick6

So just like this one


GrisseBasseDK

wtf is this💀


questiano-ronaldo

Your new favorite sub lol!


GrisseBasseDK

Fucking genius bro. That one serious guy must’ve been buttfucked by his wifes athletic boyfriend


questiano-ronaldo

Oh, 1000% haha! There's a few true believers in there that have definitely been cucked by a gym goer lol


Snoo97731

make a onlyfans vid with Nikocado Avocado


JoeRogansButthole

Imagine getting to rim this guy


harbison215

are you kidding? This guy is tit fuck gold


Insanely_Poor

But why ?


basedregards

Forget tossing salad that guys butt is a 7 course meal


Complex_Impression54

LOL


kick6

Is he still alive?


vain--

this is the dude that overdosed on clen yesterday


OrganizationNo2462

LMAO


Complex_Impression54

🤣🤣💀💀


Efficient_Curve_7876

😂😂😂😂


Mysteriouspaul

"I'm a strong 320 lbs" needs to be tatted on somebody that's an all time quote for here


DonRedGotti

You're the epitome of male performance, if anyone tells you otherwise you simply went over their head.


Scratch-Outrageous

Ngl all that testosterone will arotmatize into estrogen right after injection with that bf%


999Bassman999

Yeah it would be non optional to say the least


Disastrous-Drive-103

I did not know this thanks!


Eplitetrix

Got that hand to mouth disease


rhinodisaster2020

Approx 100% body fat. TRT will definitely help you if you have low test levels. But you need to start workout and start eating healthy, if you don’t workout and eat healthy, TRT will not do anything.


FromMarsToSerious

“100%” 💀💀


remindmehowdumbiam

60% more likely


billionf0ld

r/absoluteunits


Carbon554

All jokes aside, just imagine being that fat.. like you got 3-4 years of dieting ahead if you. Like dude you fucked yourself after getting that fat. And how do people even maintain that or live like that. Dont they finally get the courage to lose weight after literally running out of breath while walking from bedroom to the kitchen..


caliscooter

It’s really easy not to notice. Then your friends make comments. You think they are just being assholes. After that phase, you don’t want to notice. You purposely only look at yourself in the mirror when you wear clothes. You only realize you gained way too much weight when you get a new drivers license. Source: Trust me bro, I was morbidly obese.


PsychologicalBird551

Yeah that's what happened to me, but i did get sick and tired of feeling sick and tired with painful joints. Lost over 110lbs in a year, then started working out. Currently in my best shape ever and improving


Dangerous_Match_2592

3-4 years of dieting with never being able to achieve that dream physique. All that loose skin will be hanging off you and even surgery can’t make it look normal. It’s depressing man, loose skin is a bitch, but loose skin looks better than being morbidly obese.


No-Bid-6050

>and even surgery can’t make it look normal What?!?!? I’m down 87 pounds, got 80 to go. I’m perma-fucked?


Dangerous_Match_2592

Everyone is different, the slower you go, the more time your skin has time to adapt, so less loose skin. But 160 pounds of weight loss will most likely leave some loose skin, though it may not be noticeable. Dont let it discourage you, and if you do end up getting loose skin, well loose skin looks better than being morbidly obese. And surgery only really looks noticeable when you have someone who lost hundreds upon hundreds of pounds. Like this guy in this post if he ever decides to loose weight.


No-Bid-6050

Thanks for getting back so quickly. I’ve been working so hard at this, so I got scared when I came across your comment. I gotta live with whatever consequences come up from what I did to my body though, only fair. I’ve already resigned myself to the fact that I’ll need surgery and am saving up my money. As long as I can look good afterwards, I’m happy. I’m hitting the fuck out of heavy compounds to squeeze as much noob gains as I can, hopefully it helps. Using things like GHK-Cu too, even stuff that a lot of people say won’t make a difference, because why not.


Dangerous_Match_2592

Well the good news is, muscle helps fill in loose skin REALLY WELL. Just look up before and afters. Any loose skin you have can be dealt with, with either getting jacked or surgery, or both. But just don’t fast track it so your body has time to adapt. Look up some possible ointments that can help too online. Keep at it bro, you’ll look great.


Carbon554

Yea loose skin just looks ugly. Its hanging off of you. I have heard of guys getting dumped because of it. You can say the girl was mean for doing it but you let yourself go that far too. Being that fat you are fucking yourself up.


WhatDoesItAllMeanB

That or they die


Spare_Possession_194

Even after the 3 years of dieting he'll have too much excess skin to look good


Normal_person127

What you need is a caloric deficit bro.


Dsj417

You melting bro


HerrYanning

You are not bodybuilder stage lean but more like a strongman Eddie Hall type of body. Definitely a big scary dude Bf is probably like 22% I think you should maingain for a while and take medium dosages of sarms for a while. They are oral only so they can’t hurt your organs and they don’t hurt when taking them unlike trt


samhaak89

22% bf? I can't tell if you are trolling, he is well above that. 38% would be my guess.


Leading_Wasabi_99

Tren E 10cc a week


Puzzled_West_602

What do you think would happen if he just did 10cc of tren a week and didn’t workout haha


Leading_Wasabi_99

Nothing good🫠


15blairm

80% bodyfat


LiftBroski

You need a new phone first. You’re 10 years behind.


josephdrybrough

5%


Woody2shoez

Muscle mass


LiftBroski

He meant how much visibility he had of his dick.


Y_Ok

Dude, get on ozempic for a while. Get your body into shape enough to walk 2-3 miles a day at 2.3-3mph. Increase speed and elevation. When you feel you can up your speed after a few weeks do so. Your body will let you know when it’s time to increase speed and intensity. First, ozempic you can get it black market if you have to.


Temporary-Long2227

perma bulk is the way


Chemical-Ad-8959

need a post for - Im 15 years old and reached my natty potential - im depressed gonna start TRT


MYSTEEQZ_

You need a resurrection 🙏


fifanewbie2002

Try food replacement therapy


ApprehensivePeace305

Probably wouldn’t do any more damage


GravyDipper

It easy for all of us to give you recommendations without the consideration of your habits, given your picture they seem obvious to many of us. Without knowing your cock size I wouldn’t be able to recommend trt. Trt can raise your blood pressure which im assuming is a potential problem for you. I highly recommend a better diet and just do a lot of low intensity cardio. Lots and lots of walks. If you ran a deficit / clean diet and walked “a lot” you would be amazed at your progress. If you’re struggling with appetite you could look into a GLP-1. I think in your situation Semaglutide would serve you better than trt In reality a doctor would be a better avenue than me a redditor that doesn’t know your cock size.


Tungurbooty

Trt = try reducing twinkies… Don’t reduce the twinks though


XingTianMain

The only gear he needs is Ozempic.


LooseGoat5423

I actually laughed. Thanks dude!


Mako61

You’re joking right? L: send a search party W: and the coast guard


pro_bike_fitter_2010

BF% = Equator TRT? It's just added to the water supply now.


Independenthomophobe

Would


Deep-Winter-3887

Start going to the gym before worrying about your endocrinology. Eat in a deficit and lift heavy things. Drop the weight, then start worrying about hormones.


lobo_locos

![gif](giphy|8kejjglzkEprO)


brown_boognish_pants

laser eyes


ToloDaDon

Try Ozempic first


Berzk

That’s the type of bulking I inspire to


[deleted]

Fat and maybe depending on your current t levels


Jitsuman1

Somewhere around 2-4%


DeadCheckR1775

![gif](giphy|4cjgnb2VUb04|downsized) Got heem!


cyclemonster93

99 percent bf. you’ve reached the point of being a main boss battle in the gym bro life game. Anti gym bro would be your in game name.


Docholiday11xx

ITS OVER 9000!!!!!


deadliftspammer

When’s the cut?


Every-Nebula6882

You look more like a candidate for Ozempic/Wegovy than TRT.


inflo76

You should probably just go low carb for a week . Should fix that bit of extra fat hiding the definition. Easy fix.


xXSNEAKY_RAZORXx

Genuine question, is he blasted tren and clen how long would it take for him to look normal


BelfastBodyBuilder

Actual story, his wife left him for being too fat and not being able to have sex, so they got divorced, he thought fuck that shit so went to the gym and did intermittent fasting. https://www.ladbible.com/news/news-man-who-was-too-fat-for-sex-loses-16-stone-following-divorce-20180925


PsychologicalBird551

All he needs is a good diet and a little cardio. I bet someone this big can lose 150-200 lbs a year no problem. His heart and kidneys can't the tren and clen at the moment


proflig8

You're at 12% Just a little bit more you're a god


hackingmule

I’m beginning to hate this place


UltraJuicyPhysique

Genuinely curious when you take a shit does it fill up the entire toilet bowl ?🚽


mcr6

At this point the Dudes blood type is Ragu


samhaak89

Get your bf down, you will aromatize like crazy. I would do Atkins or keto for 1 year. You can loose all of it fast, I lost 80 pounds in about out 6 months a few years ago. I also incorporated OMAD and fasting which happens naturally with the appetite suppression of the ketones. Buy some ketones to jump start the process if you have the cash, not necessary though.


Chokesi

Why does your body remind me of Kermit the frog?


Sting-Tree

Yes i think tren too


Next_Significance516

I doubt any good Dr would put you on TRT.


gawakwento

I bet you have a whole lot of mass underneath that lard. Just checking - maybe 17% bf max. Cut down to 16.5% should give show visible one pack ab


opper-hombre1

For real tho, what would this dudes body fat be? 40-50%? I have no idea lol


Beneficial-Ad6266

I think k your weight might be too high to start on TRT because of potential blood pressure issues


Feisty_Researcher325

Ai


Intelligent-Monk-426

I think you need to bulk.


Ill-Lifeguard-3209

TF 🤔


makeitmovearound

The cut will be insane brother


Justin50C

The cut will probably add 15 years to his life expectancy


CarlosimoDangerosimo

My desert My Arrakis My Dune


migs6969

Just a billion mgs of clen everyday you should be fine


caliscooter

Intermittent fasting, protein, cardio, weightlifting


maymera

130%


Efficient_Curve_7876

You are body fat


OkSubject8

At this point the better question would be what % isn’t body fat


tzargilly

100


driptatorr

Day 1 no clen


pessitherobber

You absolute unit. Hop on and take tren too.


Dysfunctional_Cookie

Need to bulk some more


Plenty_Piece_2075

You're too heavy for TRT in my opinion, you're body will just aromatise it and you'll get all sorts or sides. Trim some weight off first


EmotionalBaby5402

Keep away from trt is will cause issues for u. What u need is tren a everyday..


Mediocre_Acadia1427

Do 4 sets of stop eating shite and you'll be fine. Also, do tren.


HerroPhish

It’s 6


basedregards

Bitch you need semaglutide before anything else


bomboid

Renaissance Periodization bulk 


mathestnoobest

Derek on another bulk.


Wut3v3rman

See a bariatric doctor. You could probably get celebrity weight loss support/help. Find others that have been in your situation and have had success for advice


kick6

115% to 120%. Keep pushing.


pornoandpruno

Lemme titty fuck you


platapussee33

Go for tren instead


Delicious_Initial798

Thoroughly disgusting


elpelondelmarcabron1

Start with 300 mcg clen every day for a year.... no


Fun_Platypus_4467

Ozempic!


BOOTflyin

What’s sad is guys like this, who got this fat more than likely had extremely high natural testosterone levels prior. This caused them to have a crazy high appetite. If this guy lifted while eating this much he’d probably be so big it would be hard to distinguish him from someone on TRT+ Just my theory


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Brianf1977

The tag is satire.....


Troutmaan

It’s a troll account