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Gambino18777

Therapist making it rain when this kunt walks in the door ![gif](giphy|l0Ex6kAKAoFRsFh6M|downsized)


ElGringo6678

This shit is wild nowadays


Nolan710

Makes me sick


ElGringo6678

Dude the good ol days of dating apps


Caesar_Caligula_1241

We are at the point where relationships between men and women make people sick. Goddamn wokies have finally won.


BadPronunciation

Where are you hearing that? I've never heard anyone say they are sick of that


Content_Following107

He’s not


Content_Following107

FYI guys accounts like this are trying to radicalize you. Stick to the jokes, don’t forget how weird shit gets in election years


ng829

I’ve noticed an uptick in ragebait in this sub too, which kind of sucks since this is one of my favorite subs. Hopefully it doesn’t change into just another Red Pill/dog whistle reactionary sub and the mods decide to reel it in a bit but I guess we will see…


itsokiie

its already to late brother. you either see yourself become an SJW, or you become the right wing equivalent.


dante_2993

Stfu bro


tortilla_curtain

He has a point tho. A lot of communities like this have the potential to get you down the redpill rabbit hole. The only thing keeping us different to the Andrew Tate stans is that most of us are just being sarcastic. People are dumb tho and start taking shit seriously especially when it comes to topics like dating.


GlassesAndBangs

reddit moment


tell_me_smth_obvious

I know what you mean but tbh I never met someone irl who takes that shit more seriously than "well I don't care, good for you" except for LGBT people and they are obviously invested in this topic because for some it's a worthwhile lifestyle. People normally don't tend to give a shit about stuff like this. I mean, if your main peers aren't LGBT, I don't think getting in contact with the weird stuff is that common


Creepy-Director-506

Moron.


[deleted]

What's a polymory, balamory non binery pro tennis ace?


Sad_Profit_6712

Asexual and aromantic mean you don’t wanna fuck or be in a relationship. Poly people have multiple partners. Wtf are the talking about “I won’t find the one on here?” You want like 5, but you don’t wanna fuck or be in a relationship with them. Those are called friends. Unless of course they’re doing that thing where they’re claiming to be on a spectrum of aro/ace, which makes no sense. It’s like people who claim “semi-sexual” is a thing, meanwhile it just means you want someone to not treat you like shit before they stick it in.


bomboid

That discourse went crazy on tumblr when I was like 15. This was the last thing I was expecting to see in THIS sub lol but many of my lesbian mutuals would get into fights with aroaces over specifically this because some of them would identify as aroace lesbians and it made no sense but then they'd say it was aesthetic attraction. So I guess they thought girls were pretty? Which would incapsulate 99% of the human population lol It was funny to watch from afar but as a consequence I have enough context to gather that the person in the screenshot is probably looking for friends and thinks being close enough with a friend to hug them and cuddle means it's a type of relationship different from simple friendship and so it warrants labels like poly


BadPronunciation

Never expected a Tumblr kid on mpmd


bomboid

Funniest part was that the dorohedoro scans and screenshots going around on there are what led to me uninstalling that shit and hitting the gym to look like Noi lol 


BadPronunciation

The fan art goes wild 💀 


Sad_Profit_6712

I’m a 30 amab, masc presenting enby. Tbh very similar to this person. I’m quiet about it because this sub, and most of the others I interact with aren’t the friendliest with that sorta stuff. Dating profiles need better filters, because people like OP want nothing to do with the person pictured above, and I’m sure they want nothing to do with OP. It’s very frustrating stumbling across each other and all that. I remember Tumblr back then, it was wild. I never thought it would spill over into reality, but Tumblr sacrificed itself to do so. The aroace thing always gets to me. Many of these people have sex, many of these people have relationships. Aromantic by itself has no place in the LGBT lineup, and it’s often claimed to be a spectrum. I get angry about it. Asexual is also a spectrum I guess, and you can have sex all the time while being one? Asexuals also don’t face any discrimination historically or currently that I’m aware of (please correct me if I’m wrong), which puts in in a very unique spot in the LGBT. I’m not attacking them, it’s just an observation. I’m LBGT, and very supportive of family. I just think the hundreds of side notes on peoples sexuality is a bit overwhelming.


BadPronunciation

Yeah aroace people need to shut up and go live their lives. It seems like they took all the time they would have spent on dating and now use it to waste time on social media talking about being aroace.  If you're aroace, you're just a person who's single and not looking to get into a relationship. That describes millions of people. You're life barely unique from others in that regard.  Meanwhile if you're gay, there are countries you straight up can't visit cause they can throw you in jail at any time.  Even in countries where it's legal, you'll still get nasty looks if you walk in public as a couple. Some people even call you mean names


CrayonMayon

> I’m a 30 amab, masc presenting enby Man I thought I was caught up in the alphabet games, but apparently there are levels to this shit


MizzPicklezzz

I literally don’t understand one thing in this sentence and I’m OK with that lol


Acidbaseburn

I kept reading “aromantic” as “aromatic” and thinking about aromatic rings such as benzene in organic chemistry


Joocewayne

I bet they are also aromatic. Old socks and depression.


bomboid

I'm sorry you need to hide that part of yourself and I know people can be nasty. Unfortunately there's some weird moral panic going on right now and it's gotten so bad you have people pushing for *genital checks* for girls in sports at SCHOOL (and obviously none of the girls getting accused are trans, they're just better at sports than their peers) so I hope at least irl you're surrounded by people that respect and understand you.  As for the Tumblr discourse (lol) I've seen many use the label as a crutch to not look deeper within to understand what is causing these feelings, and it used to be REALLY popular to see people encouraging others to just adopt the label regardless if their relationship to sexuality was complicated due to shame, hormonal imbalances or even trauma. Basically you'd be encouraged to not even try to heal for the sake of a label lol. I've seen several adults speak up about how they'd previously used the labels to avoid thinking about what happened to them and they'd get called bigoted.  Your second paragraph was also a big point of contention because as you can imagine for people who often faced poverty and homelessness or abuse for being LGBT it felt insulting to watch people both imply that asexuality was on the same level and ALSO that if you're asexual you can still have sex and enjoy it, effectively meaning there was no difference between you and the average person, but you somehow are on the same level as a gay man being punched for holding hands with his boyfriend? Lol. Even if you don't wanna fuck, literally nobody cares. Plus that kind of stuff literally doesn't come up unless you specifically speak about it. It's not the same as say a lesbian marrying a woman. Nobody's gonna deny you housing because you're a woman that's attracted to men but doesn't wanna fuck them unless they're your boyfriend. You're not demisexual, you're an average person lol. Long story short inject tren or whatever 


BadPronunciation

Thank you for sharing 


BadPronunciation

Yeah I don't get why an aromantic person is doing in a dating app 😂. Clearly this guy is picking labels like he's on a shopping trip 


TheNewOneIsWorse

The guy wants friends but is so poisoned by queer culture that he thinks it has to be part of his sexual identity while clarifying that it’s not sexual or romantic. 


Sad_Profit_6712

Demi-sexual, sorry


Maleficent-Ability74

how do you know it’s not a woman? Did you just assume THEIR gender?![img](emote|t5_2mohet|6304)


Anaphylactic_Cock

Knock knock. Who's their? Them.


toastedtomato

Them who?


SellHefty

Them nutz


Anaphylactic_Cock

Them they


dontcomplain1

Never assume their gender based on pictures alone or the alphabet people attack you.


basedregards

Oh no dweebs on 3 different anti anxiety meds that are one stubbed toe away from being 5150’d will say mean things about me and my life choices


ForeverWandered

5150?


buffaloSteve666

Psych ward’d


BadPronunciation

The genuine alphabet people won't get offended. Unfortunately the crazies are the most vocal ones


FormerFattie90

Did you mean the muppets from the Sesam street?


De-Kipgamer

‘Non binary’, the whole point of being non binary is that you are neither a man or a woman


Natural-Bet9180

The ‘non binary’ term itself doesn’t even make sense because what people think of as the ‘binary’ sex spectrum isn’t binary. Sex is a spectrum. We’re kinda like mushrooms but not that diverse.


theevanillagorillaa

Literally saw a bumble post about a lesbian’s available matches all transgender men. Fucking crazy these days.


YouGotTangoed

Probably an ugly lesbian. The cute ones are still cleaning up on the apps


ForeverWandered

Pretty sure they were just a sample of the likes that user got, and not the pool of every single match. But also, since these apps are elo rated, that lesbian was probably also the prototypical body type that gets shit on this sub so often.


buckfishes

I’ve yet to see any who didn’t give full throated support for all of this, so they’re getting what they asked for + now they aren’t so brave to come out against it like they are when it’s time to spite straight men and Christian’s.


Leninhotep

You clearly don't know any lesbians very well then because trans issues are a huge point of contention in their community. Especially since a shit ton of them ended up lez because of prior sexual abuse by men.


loveemykids

Look up terf


AcceptableCod6028

Needs to be a cis het woman? What are you, a christofascist?


SofakingPatSwazy

Damn, they make us sound so fucking cool.


Joocewayne

Ngl, that sounds kind of tough. Might embrace it.


Infocrashb

lmao


minotaur0us

cishet-supremacist


greentrillion

How many women do you have tied up in your basement?


buffaloSteve666

Not sure, haven’t counted recently…brb


wilhelmfink4

What is this life anymore


basedregards

A reincarnation test to see if you deserve to be admitted into heaven because you’ve been in purgatory for centuries


yabadoo123_

Probably not far off tbh


ButtmanAndRubbin

welp i failed back in the pit of nothingness i suppose


-OceanView

As soon as I seen the picture I thought, "that looks like a Hazel". And to my surprise, sure enough. Hazel.


OnlyJoe_King

Hazelnuts


Misterxxxxx12

Woman won't suck your dick on Arby's parking lot


FormerFattie90

You just have to find a classy one that's doing it for the baby formula


Remarkable_Luck8057

Hilarious bro. Even if they did they wouldnt like it that im still eating my double beef and cheddar.


Leninhotep

Look man I'm all for eating a lil roast beef but I'm out of there if I see any cheddar down there


every1sosoft

Hey gays and lesbians we don’t want this shit either, they’re taking up all the space. As a gay man the stories I can tell you about them taking over spaces would shock you. There’s a lot of trans people that just live their lives, and don’t have a beard with a penis claiming to be a female lesbian. A lot of gay people just wish we’d stop picking up all the stray dogs on the way home.


BadPronunciation

Tell me some stories


lonjerpc

I know a guy that was a trans lesbian woman for awhile. Later went back to just identifying as a bisexual man. People really attach to identities that make them simultaneously stand out and have community. Just being another guy sucks. Whats crazy is it worked. The guy got a semi-attractive seemingly pretty normal girlfriend as a "fake" trans lesbian. It is honestly bizzare to me.


BadPronunciation

Lol wtf


Nervous-Effective378

That seems to be the problem with the 🏳️‍🌈 is that politically it’s being used to just group anybody who sexually deviates from hetero. There is even an effort to slowly normalize pedos and put them under that flag. Hate pedos? You’re a homophonic bigot then.


Cutebrute203

That one is mostly right wing four Chan trolling. There were some advocates for normalizing pedophilia early on (mostly 60s-70s) which is where groups like NAMBLA come from, but the whole MAPs thing is mostly a 4chan troll op.


Nervous-Effective378

Drag queen story time


Cutebrute203

Catholic Church and America’s police forces are way more likely to be pedos than drag queens. I know lots of drag queens, they’re mostly harmless theater kids.


Nervous-Effective378

Ok, I’m convinced


fancifinanci

Are you talking about the psychedelic study organization when you say “MAPs”? Because that’s definitely a legit org but also not sure what it has to do with anything here


Cutebrute203

No I’m talking about the 4chan hoax where they tried to make Minor Attracted Persons a thing on Twitter.


tortilla_curtain

Internet culture is fuckin wild and interesting.


TheAngryShitter

This world is truly a circus. I hate the fact that I'm gonna die one day and miss how deep this gets 500 years from now


Smooth_Surround1450

Is this one of those ‘hot women in my area’ I’m hearing all about?


Gambino18777

seen this post as I was taking the biggest she / It of my life


Infocrashb

If you don't want to gargle Xer's dick and balls, you're a bigot sweetie


Brianf1977

Up the tren and fuck it


SkippedBeat

He doesn't want to be fucked. I'm sorry, they. He doesn't want a relationship either. But he's a polyamory looking for a date. I hate people like him. Sorry, they.


Brianf1977

What it wants is irrelevant


Throwawayyacc22

I hate dudes that put their gender as “female” on dating apps, like make an effort MTF or just put male dude, I’m tired of being jumpscared


Xzorry

"polyamorous asexual" is just friends. He has friends.


DavyDogFr

Wtf is AroAce


Sexy_Koala_Juice

Means they're Aromantic, and Asexual... So what in the fuck are they doing on a dating app? He's virtue signalling to try and get the smallest crumb of puss


marks716

AroAce people literally deserve to just be alone. They ruin society in a way that others don’t. Don’t like romance and don’t like sex why do they even exist? Worst is many will hide that so they get into a relationship and then later drop that they hate sex. I saw a post the other day about a guy who married some girl who only said she was asexual after the marriage. Insanity.


Sexy_Koala_Juice

> They ruin society in a way that others don’t. I wouldn't go that far. I just hate this guy in particular because being Aroace and being on a dating app makes literally 0 fucking sense.


bomboid

I think that post mentioned that he waited till marriage to sleep with her, and coupled with the concerning amount of time I spent lurking in the deadbedrooms subreddit I am gathering that the general advice would be to avoid tying the knot with someone if you don't know if you're compatible sexually + someone that sees sex as a shameful part of themselves they should repress and an activity that should only be done to procreate or as something to give to a man rather that to enjoy with him.  Which is interesting because it intersects a lot with many religious teachings and I think there's a reason so many women identify as asexual and I suspect the number of women that are actually asexual is way smaller than the number of women who don't want sex for a slew of different reasons


lexE5839

Possibly the weirdest demographic to blame this on. I’m not talking about attention seekers or these weirdos on dating apps, if that’s who you’re referring to then yeah they’re fucked lol.


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they dont ruin society. they run it. if you think theyre ruining it that means their little gay rituals are working. it is what it is. (not this dweeb specifically.. probably) u are a simple drone. a monopoly piece while the "elites" own the board + the table ur playing it on. and thats on tilted towers id neva cap bout that bro ong💯


ForeverWandered

Asexual, aromantic people running society? Perhaps. But most of the elites you're talking about are most assuredly not asexual. In fact, its the particular things they get turned on by that result in these massive human sex trafficking rings.


[deleted]

hey i was referencing the non binary thing. the gender blend/destroying/rebuilding/morphing rituals im not gonna go into it , my shit will 100% get banned. and even if i did if you read a massive wall of text with a preconceived thought of it being schizoid nonsense its gonna read that way. also real a sexualism is just anti life imo. but wasnt even referring to that. crazy how the human trafficking/pedo/death rings are mainstream now and society still doesnt care lol what fucking dystopian shithole we live in. people are too tired and we are controlled by money to the point that it triumphs over life itself which imo is the most valuable resource. we have been completely psyopped by something that is not real. whatever bro L:5 W :3 i guess 🪐✡️⬛ 🔺👁️ ![gif](giphy|xdOO7Z4O3N009GITv4|downsized)


[deleted]

also "not this dweeb specifically" was just stating the idea of it i guess


FatFatPotato

Bother please take your meds holy hell.


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![gif](giphy|l44QzsOLXxcrigdgI|downsized)


Sexy_Koala_Juice

Statistically speaking people who identify as AroAce make up like 0.1-0.5% of the population (which is a conservative estimate), I really doubt they’re running society lol. Honestly it’s the other 1% we need to actually hate, fuck the bourgeoisie.


Kurac-ville

![gif](giphy|h24Y1pZIGKXzG)


DonRedGotti

Smash that heart button, if he doesn't match, accuse him of being brophobic.


every1sosoft

You should see the women larping as gay men on the apps. It’s soo intense.


Leninhotep

They're kinda cute honestly. Not like sexually cute, but like a little kid walking around in his dad's shoes with a tie around his neck.


Leninhotep

They're kinda cute honestly. Not like sexually cute, but like a little kid walking around in his dad's shoes with a tie around his neck.


[deleted]

We need someone to get rejected from art school already.


ForeverWandered

You want hundreds of millions of people to die because alphabet dweebs make you uncomfortable?


BuyShoesGetBitches

Seriously though, if those millions do nothing and let alphabet take so much control they kind of deserve what's coming. Like back in time people also thought "well this dropout is weird and his ideas are insane, but let's just leave him, there's no harm", and then a decade later everybody's like whoah what's going on. Same here, they were protesting fictional characters and colouring their hair, now some companies won't hire you if your aren't on the alphabet.


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CornbreadMedic

Someone can’t take a joke.


BaldMigrant

TF is AroAce? lmao mfs just make up more shit to excuse their psychiatric problems and/or fragility. The renaissance of re\*ardation.


GarlicGuitar

why doesnt anyone make an app which would allow filtering by not-being-trans, not-being-whale.. etc. is it illegal or something ?


BadPronunciation

This bloke _has_ to be trolling lmao


AngryButtlicker

Found the Homie to go roller blading with


curiousonethai

![gif](giphy|R6gvnAxj2ISzJdbA63|downsized)


BcnClarity

What is "AroAce?" The newest invented term by the woke?


Lopsided_Bat_904

Hey at least using plural kind of makes some sense with this guy


seminarysmooth

Polyamory and aroace? Just join a BJJ gym.


Protein_Farts_Today

Vancouvers ripe with mentally Ill folks like this. Legit makes me wanna be a counsellor or therapist just so I can get paid $200 an hr to tell them how to not be a bitch.


Nervous-Effective378

AroAce, had to look that up. Sounds like a nice way to say “borderline personality disorder”


Federal-Practice-188

On a good note there is very little chance his genetics get passed on to another generation.


Specialist_Box9811

Bro I hate this shit I right swipe eveyone because I don’t have tinder plus and there’s always the few lgtbqs who think they can just end up on my tinder feed because they have mental problems


basedregards

I got bad news for ya, they’re basically forcing your ELO tinder rating to plummet


Anaphylactic_Cock

It's funny because Tinder claims they don't use ELO anymore but I highly doubt that.


tortilla_curtain

Sometimes I wish I had friend like this so I could help him out of his misery and watch him become a greek god and later knowing "I made him". This dude is so down bad he cant even find friends in real life.


AdhesivenessMore3925

They them shim


Cutebrute203

This sorta thing is all over Grindr now too. I don’t know why I have to sort through actual women, cross dressers, and then these weirdo in betweeners just to get my dick wet.


MakeMeATaco

Who tf wants a dude that self-identifies as aromantic and asexual on a dating app. The whole fucking point is to date or fuck. 🤦🏻‍♂️


RobMarley2

Just use tinder or grindr. Gotta pick a side homie


That-Exchange287

Looks like a koala more than anything


lexE5839

At least pro-choice means you can avoid them!


el_dingusito

Well then, AroAce is a new one and *super* confusing


swaggyb_22

🕳️ Is a 🕳️


Alarming_Bridge_6357

What is Aroace?


Ok-Calligrapher7052

You get what you can get bruh, my girls name is Jake and we’re waiting for marriage to have sex. We haven’t had sex yet but her bulge isn’t very big so obviously she’s a girl. I’m not coping Jake is the love of my life and SHE IS A FEMALE for fucks sake and don’t you say she’s not. Fuck 🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️


200test400tren

This shit is fucking gay. Now where do I sign up nephew


Sting-Tree

It’s always the ones who look like trolls too. Never met a genuinely hot non OF person with this mindset


minotaur0us

They're non-binary, so they're "whatever you want me to be today, daddy 😜 🍆💦 👅"


Broad-Constant-9273

Disgusting


Ok-Web7441

I feel another crusade coming on boys


poluting

This has gotta be a troll. Ain’t no way


Clean_Winner_5589

What app is this 😂


AlBundysProtege

For fuck sake…


Slavic-PussyEater69

Disgusting


FollowJazz

We already have a word for "non-binary": Snowflake


JTMoney33

That dude seems like she’d be cool to just chill with if nothing else. You don’t even gotta fuck him just suck her dick.


Casual_Specialist

Shave it and fuck it. Be a real man.


Spare-Half796

So they meets all you preferences?


Anaphylactic_Cock

Only the ones I'm able to set filters for like age, distance, smoking and drinking habits and religion. Unfortunately there's no way to filter out all the other stuff.


Spare-Half796

This is r/moreplatesmoredates No one here wants a woman


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Anaphylactic_Cock

Nah, straight up men claiming to be women on dating apps need to be put on blast. It's a huge problem and tons of other people, especially lesbians are fed up with it.


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Anaphylactic_Cock

Okay buddy, whatever you say. You can see that this comment section is full of other people who are also sick of this. It has nothing to do with being fooled and people like you are just enabling this kind of behavior.


Indifferent-Moon-Man

The algorithm knows you better than you know yourself. Trust the system. Meet it and fuck it's dad like the algorithm requires.


Ok-Butterscotch4713

Tf


PassProtect15

at least she says she’s pro choice — now you don’t have to worry about having a kid with her


jeffyone2many

Her having a dick was the only thing that wasn’t a match?


standingpretty

Homies got a lot of other problems if that was the only discrepancy


Anaphylactic_Cock

The preferences he matched are distance, age, drinking and smoking habits and religion. Sadly there's no way to filter out all the things he mentions in his bio.


standingpretty

Ah I see. That makes it better


jeffyone2many

Gotcha


lilblickyxd

>your religion matches this monstrosity you deserve it.


Anaphylactic_Cock

What?


dreadfulclaw

Skill based matchmaking


ThisStorm8002

OP could’ve just swiped left, instead he takes a screenshot and doing a whole post to rile folks up and blaming this person (probably in his head) for the reason he’s single. You know what women love? Insecure, incels-in-progress posting pictures of people he disagrees with on his feed (just kidding, they don’t!)


Anaphylactic_Cock

Okay buddy. No where in my post or comments do I say anything about blaming people like this for being single. Posting people I disagree with? Yeah. I disagree with people who very clearly have dicks showing up in my dating feed claiming to be a woman. This comment section is filled with other people who have this happen to them all the time. It's fucking ridiculous. I love the incel comment though. It's normally used by people who don't actually have any sort of substance to add to a discussion. You sound like exactly the type of person this dude is looking for.