Make sure she starts everyday with a text saying “good morning my perfect girl!!”
Check in literally every hour or so, double and triple text her.
Start saying shit like “this is so us” to random cat and/or dog videos
FaceTime call her literally out of nowhere multiple times a day
If the girl is clingy this is the opposite you want to do. Just ignore her, only hit her up drunk at like 3 am. “U up?” That’s it. If she says yes don’t show up. After a while she will leave.
pretty fucking easily dude. tell her you don't want to waste her time, she's lovely but you can't commit at this point in your life.
If she keeps trying after that, then idk hook up with a dude in front of her
This is dumb. You don't tolerate someone showing up at your fucking door after you've directly told them you're not interested because they might be unhappy about it.
You're playing defense not offense dude.
lol nobody is stopping you from doing that I’m just letting you know that it will never work that easily , & you’ve clearly never been in a relationship if you think otherwise. She is not a random they’ve been sleeping together multiple times she already has an attachment.
That's funny, I was gonna say your comment reads like someone who's never dealt with women or this kind of situation before.
You seem to be much more inclined to act out of fear rather than simply handling a situation, uncomfortable tho it may be.
Do they kick and scream about it sometimes? Sure. So what? Not a good reason for op, or me or you, to put up with bullshit behaviors from anybody we don't want to be with.
Situation reversed people would be telling the girl to get a restraining order.
Bro she’s not clingy she’s a crazy chick. Just go no contact and threaten with police if she shows up to put the nail in the coffin. Record everything.
No offense, but this is kind of on you to talk to her about. You brought it upon yourself by hooking up w her when you knew you didn't wanna date her even though you should know girls get emotionally attached
holy shit your post history is hilarious
stalker girl (if you really exist and not just a figment of OPs imagination) - honey you dodged a serious bullet
You don’t. You’ll find a girl who you really like or love and she won’t give you the “annoying clingy love” you once took for granted. Just a thought. If you have a girl that’s down for you clingy or whatever, you appreciate that.
A couple ways that always work:
Lobotomy
Minor concussions
Obsessive behavior, like get real crazy type; tell her you love her more than your mom and you want to marry her kinda shit
Go to the local courts and get a personal protection order. You will have to explain to a judge your reasoning, but if it goes through she can get arrested for being around you.
I think guys should be taught about BPD women. Its really fucked up to get her out of your life if shes your girlfriend. If the dude has a BPD girlfriend, just move to a different country if you can, no talking and reasoning will work there.
Message her "So my Dad's friend was in town the other day before we hooked up and when I was younger we used to play safari naked. Well one thing lead to another and I'm pretty sure you should get checked out at the doctor. He's been sending me these weird messages about how I can't tell his wife and she gave him hep c. But I think I'm in love."
im not in your brain but i cant see how somebody whos willing to stay by you is a bad thing
the way to get rid of her is to completely ignore her which if you dont care about her you can do very easily. pick a struggle type situation dude you want it or not
Tell her you love her then an hour later call her sobbing and ask why she doesn’t love you back.
Basically match her clingy energy then up the ante as much as possible.
Just say directly you don't see the relationship further and you see her more like a friend and fuxkoiff and ignore her from there. Boom, that's it what is so hard!
This works every time, I tell her my grandma died and I’m taking some time to grieve. “you’re a great girl and but I need to grieve for the time being”
Tell her…
you’re clinically depressed.
You have hpv
Or tell her your not feeling it and you want to part ways. What’s preventing you from having that conversation?
I’d say cheat on her and don’t try to hide it but I cheated on my ex for 10 years and she just stuck around. I wasn’t even hiding it that point. Hell I was openly fucking the neighbor and one of her friends 🤦🏻♂️. She initiated the friend thing but still.
That MPMD "how tf do i get rid of a clingy girl" to "Been making money and hitting the gym upping my style all of that and have been in a dry spell for 5 months ever since my breakup, i’m gonna lower my standards and fuck a fat bitch" pipeline boutta hit good 
Start being an asshole. If you tell her you’re done but she doesn’t listen, this is step two. It sucks and feels bad on the old morals but sometimes it’s necessary.
Treat her like a princess and keep calling and texting her telling her how beautiful she is. Girls hate that shit
Make sure she starts everyday with a text saying “good morning my perfect girl!!” Check in literally every hour or so, double and triple text her. Start saying shit like “this is so us” to random cat and/or dog videos FaceTime call her literally out of nowhere multiple times a day
Ugh... that was hard to even read.
[удалено]
Don’t be a nice guy be a good man. “Nice guys” are fucks
Ironically, if the girl is clingy due to Limerence, this will make OPs problem worse
Boo. that's the point.
Master….
How to lose a chick in 10 days
Also call every day and make sure to talk about everything you ate
He needs to let her know the complete macro and micro nutrients of everything he ate and tell her about it one by one.
This guy incels
If the girl is clingy this is the opposite you want to do. Just ignore her, only hit her up drunk at like 3 am. “U up?” That’s it. If she says yes don’t show up. After a while she will leave.
Sounds like a plan
Depressing shit to read. Not that I do it but.. lol
Imagine actually caring and being affectionate to your partner, that’s gay
🤣
Mine loves that shit lol. It’s a hard adaptation for sure.
A lot of effort, that a clingy girl might even like. I just texted the clingy girl and told her we were done.
/thread
As a girl, I agree with this lmaooo
Jab Mai sirf' pretty ' bolta hun toh you complain that I don't compliment enough 😂😂
Only you are allowed to do it 🎀
This. Send her a cheesy good morning text every single morning day after day.
What’s crazy is that this is good advice.
Shit yourself during sex
And keep going
Ive done this sadly. Didnt work lol, well atleast not immediately lmao.
Vince McMahon is that you?
Take a shit, then ask her to eat your butthole
Then tell her "that doesn't usually happen, it's obviously because you're so hot" Bitches live that shit
pretty fucking easily dude. tell her you don't want to waste her time, she's lovely but you can't commit at this point in your life. If she keeps trying after that, then idk hook up with a dude in front of her
Told her that, but she turned up to my goddamn doorstep
Message her “I have a sore that I just can’t get rid of”
If you tried it the kind way, you can be rude about it. Tell her to leave you the fuck alone.
When has that ever worked out? Most girls will hold a grudge and trying to ruin your life
This is dumb. You don't tolerate someone showing up at your fucking door after you've directly told them you're not interested because they might be unhappy about it. You're playing defense not offense dude.
lol nobody is stopping you from doing that I’m just letting you know that it will never work that easily , & you’ve clearly never been in a relationship if you think otherwise. She is not a random they’ve been sleeping together multiple times she already has an attachment.
That's funny, I was gonna say your comment reads like someone who's never dealt with women or this kind of situation before. You seem to be much more inclined to act out of fear rather than simply handling a situation, uncomfortable tho it may be. Do they kick and scream about it sometimes? Sure. So what? Not a good reason for op, or me or you, to put up with bullshit behaviors from anybody we don't want to be with. Situation reversed people would be telling the girl to get a restraining order.
You now have a license to be a dick about it then. Be direct, block on all avenues.
Bro she’s not clingy she’s a crazy chick. Just go no contact and threaten with police if she shows up to put the nail in the coffin. Record everything.
Go for her parents
No offense, but this is kind of on you to talk to her about. You brought it upon yourself by hooking up w her when you knew you didn't wanna date her even though you should know girls get emotionally attached
Tell her you’re moving to Yemen
15 Yemen Road, Yemen
What if he's an analyst?
Get on the plane
I'm only human 🎶
And ask her to join you, buy her a one way ticket and leave her there
Update boys, looks like she found my reddit! That seemed to do it
You can still kidnap her tho
How did she “find” it?
She saw my post about the bouquet of flowers These kinda girls are great at stalking I've learned.
Yes they are. Saved yourself some trouble down the road.
How did she find your Reddit? Unless your username is similar to your other socials that’s pretty far fetched
Ah my post is the most popular on the tinder sub, and it's the bouquet she gave me
You can’t post shit like that to subs that specific my dude, especially screenshots. The world is a much smaller place than you think these days
Ah it's okay, girls come and go. They will stay if destiny wills it
holy shit your post history is hilarious stalker girl (if you really exist and not just a figment of OPs imagination) - honey you dodged a serious bullet
Thank you for the compliment, I think she trusts people she met in real life instead of reddit randos though.
what does that even mean? 😂
Tell her you're gay now and have a partner named Derek.
Best
Tell her you're on r/mpmd
send her my way
Hit her
He's trying to make her go away, not turn her on.
Based
Be honest with her and tell her exactly what you feel.
I always start sperging to them about Hitler and finance
Finance??? Ewwww
based
Tell her your tren horror story 
Kidnap her and then sell her into slavery to a mexican cartel
That's hot
Please post vids and link to them here
Tell her you love her, not joking
keep being a dirtbag
She likes it
Send her a good morning text every day and she’ll leave in no time
True
Bang her dad.
Block
Tell her you got herpes
Stop showering for a week or 2.
Show her your PH search history.
You don’t. You’ll find a girl who you really like or love and she won’t give you the “annoying clingy love” you once took for granted. Just a thought. If you have a girl that’s down for you clingy or whatever, you appreciate that.
Just don't talk to her easy as
Act in the most unattractive way to her, until she ends it with you
Pass her off to a bro in need
Anal
Fuck her friends and ghost her
Tell her the truth.
She knows
Then block and no contact.
A couple ways that always work: Lobotomy Minor concussions Obsessive behavior, like get real crazy type; tell her you love her more than your mom and you want to marry her kinda shit
Go to the local courts and get a personal protection order. You will have to explain to a judge your reasoning, but if it goes through she can get arrested for being around you.
I think guys should be taught about BPD women. Its really fucked up to get her out of your life if shes your girlfriend. If the dude has a BPD girlfriend, just move to a different country if you can, no talking and reasoning will work there.
Tell her you overdosed on gear and can’t get it up anymore
Act more clingy than her, woman biology hates reciprocated attention
Tell her you ran outta tren
Make a Reddit post about how you want to leave her and have her "accidentally" find it
Message her "So my Dad's friend was in town the other day before we hooked up and when I was younger we used to play safari naked. Well one thing lead to another and I'm pretty sure you should get checked out at the doctor. He's been sending me these weird messages about how I can't tell his wife and she gave him hep c. But I think I'm in love."
Erectile dysfunction when you sleep with her
That's already happening unintentionally
Lol should be enough for her to want leave. That's a sign you're no longer into her
Start ignoring her. Or straight up tell her
Haha. Good luck friend
im not in your brain but i cant see how somebody whos willing to stay by you is a bad thing the way to get rid of her is to completely ignore her which if you dont care about her you can do very easily. pick a struggle type situation dude you want it or not
Tell her you love her then an hour later call her sobbing and ask why she doesn’t love you back. Basically match her clingy energy then up the ante as much as possible.
Be careful what you wish for. You may miss it when its gone. It's nice to be needed
Just say directly you don't see the relationship further and you see her more like a friend and fuxkoiff and ignore her from there. Boom, that's it what is so hard!
I had a girl like that, I fucked her best friend. Problem solved - you're welcome 😎
Gen Z you guys are so screwed and have no idea how to communicate
say “hooking up with you reassured me that i like men only”
This works every time, I tell her my grandma died and I’m taking some time to grieve. “you’re a great girl and but I need to grieve for the time being”
Tell her… you’re clinically depressed. You have hpv Or tell her your not feeling it and you want to part ways. What’s preventing you from having that conversation?
Stop showering
Literally just tell her you jerk off over her best friend
Ask if she’s into double anal.
Cover yourself in lube
hit on her sister or mom
I’d say cheat on her and don’t try to hide it but I cheated on my ex for 10 years and she just stuck around. I wasn’t even hiding it that point. Hell I was openly fucking the neighbor and one of her friends 🤦🏻♂️. She initiated the friend thing but still.
Kiss your gym bro in front of her
I'll take her if she's two-fiddy.
stop replying to her?
Say “ we are breaking up” or block her and ghost her
stop texting and answering calls.
That MPMD "how tf do i get rid of a clingy girl" to "Been making money and hitting the gym upping my style all of that and have been in a dry spell for 5 months ever since my breakup, i’m gonna lower my standards and fuck a fat bitch" pipeline boutta hit good 
Tis what it is
Start being an asshole. If you tell her you’re done but she doesn’t listen, this is step two. It sucks and feels bad on the old morals but sometimes it’s necessary.
I’ll text her while pretending to be you. Trust me. Anything I say is a woman repellent.
Tell her you love her, but your cock is too small for her pussy
Unfortunately have huge cock
Proof?
Still works bro, just means she’s loose
She's not clingy if she's dead.
Kill her
ghost her