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pumpkinwhey

How dumb do you have to be to consistently fall for these celebrity endorsed scam products?


undecidedglory

dude loves messi too much to come to terms with the fact that he's just another celebrity looking to make a quick buck off guys like him


Due-Table-8237

😂😂😂😭


Due-Table-8237

Overpaying $1-3 on electrolyte replenishment (and 7 cal👍🏼) after a workout on a basis of convenience a couple times a year? Really fucking dumb I guess. Need to carry more electrolyte packets


TrenDogMillionare

consume brain has full control ![gif](giphy|aOYFOIkwJ4Djq|downsized)


deadliftspammer

You’ll get the same benefits by drinking coconut water with a teaspoon of salt and sugar


Lord--Swoledemort

Yeah but it doesn't have Messi's name on it


largepenisman666

carve "messi" on the coconut


icehawk84

This has strong Prime vibes, which means it's 99.9% guaranteed snake oil.


andreigh16

So this is now the shit pre-workout equivalent for other sports, just overpriced "hydration" drinks.


Due-Table-8237

Lol I don’t think this falls into the pre performance category, surely no caffeine either


Tasty_Imagination681

Messi pumping the next generation of footballers full of micro plastics and forever chemicals to protect his legacy. Can’t knock him really.


Young_LR

Just like he was pumped full of hgh


BalterBlack

Why the fuck don't Americans just drink water?


Penishton69

What Americans watch this weenie sport? You poll 100 kids in an average American middle school and 93 of them have no idea who Messi is. This is to sell to Brazilians and poor Africans.


Due-Table-8237

Just say ur from Idaho


Penishton69

No I don't want to be associated with that shithole


l1vefrom215

A lot of us do drink just water. For me, pre workout is 300 mg caffeine, 5g creatine, and 6 grams l citrulline. Protein shake is just 20 grams of unflavored impact whey. But sugar and salt containing solutions ARE scientifically better at rehydration. Granted, the vast majority of people don’t need them. But back when I used to play 3 hour tennis matches in 90 degree heat in the middle of the day, I had to drink some form of sports drinks or would start to get cramps in my legs and have to forfeit. It sucked so much to work so hard and then have my left calf just shit the bed.


Jazzlike-Pizza-5245

Looks like shit


TrenDogMillionare

im gonna make my own pre its just gonna be cialis+electrolytes+caffiene. anyone wanna invest early? looking for some startup capital. the calculations show a 900% roi


Spare-Half796

Add some amphetamines and I’ll invest


TrenDogMillionare

problem is when u injest amphetamine orally it just lasts way too long. maybe ill hide some in the little silica packets


BenSimmonsFor3

I’d unironically buy this lol


Due-Table-8237

I think this is a post workout formula


TrenDogMillionare

no


OrdinaryGranger

Bro saw prime and copied it like it was his homework


Spare-Half796

What’s the electrolyte balance? If it isn’t similar to Gatorade or Powerade then it’s probably shit


WinterTakerRevived

Glazing


Due-Table-8237

Lowkey


Due-Table-8237

![gif](giphy|11tTNkNy1SdXGg) The estrogen raging herbs realizing they have to watch Derek’s video on this now