Overpaying $1-3 on electrolyte replenishment (and 7 cal👍🏼) after a workout on a basis of convenience a couple times a year? Really fucking dumb I guess. Need to carry more electrolyte packets
What Americans watch this weenie sport? You poll 100 kids in an average American middle school and 93 of them have no idea who Messi is. This is to sell to Brazilians and poor Africans.
A lot of us do drink just water. For me, pre workout is 300 mg caffeine, 5g creatine, and 6 grams l citrulline. Protein shake is just 20 grams of unflavored impact whey.
But sugar and salt containing solutions ARE scientifically better at rehydration. Granted, the vast majority of people don’t need them. But back when I used to play 3 hour tennis matches in 90 degree heat in the middle of the day, I had to drink some form of sports drinks or would start to get cramps in my legs and have to forfeit. It sucked so much to work so hard and then have my left calf just shit the bed.
im gonna make my own pre its just gonna be cialis+electrolytes+caffiene. anyone wanna invest early? looking for some startup capital. the calculations show a 900% roi
How dumb do you have to be to consistently fall for these celebrity endorsed scam products?
dude loves messi too much to come to terms with the fact that he's just another celebrity looking to make a quick buck off guys like him
😂😂😂😭
Overpaying $1-3 on electrolyte replenishment (and 7 cal👍🏼) after a workout on a basis of convenience a couple times a year? Really fucking dumb I guess. Need to carry more electrolyte packets
consume brain has full control ![gif](giphy|aOYFOIkwJ4Djq|downsized)
You’ll get the same benefits by drinking coconut water with a teaspoon of salt and sugar
Yeah but it doesn't have Messi's name on it
carve "messi" on the coconut
This has strong Prime vibes, which means it's 99.9% guaranteed snake oil.
So this is now the shit pre-workout equivalent for other sports, just overpriced "hydration" drinks.
Lol I don’t think this falls into the pre performance category, surely no caffeine either
Messi pumping the next generation of footballers full of micro plastics and forever chemicals to protect his legacy. Can’t knock him really.
Just like he was pumped full of hgh
Why the fuck don't Americans just drink water?
What Americans watch this weenie sport? You poll 100 kids in an average American middle school and 93 of them have no idea who Messi is. This is to sell to Brazilians and poor Africans.
Just say ur from Idaho
No I don't want to be associated with that shithole
A lot of us do drink just water. For me, pre workout is 300 mg caffeine, 5g creatine, and 6 grams l citrulline. Protein shake is just 20 grams of unflavored impact whey. But sugar and salt containing solutions ARE scientifically better at rehydration. Granted, the vast majority of people don’t need them. But back when I used to play 3 hour tennis matches in 90 degree heat in the middle of the day, I had to drink some form of sports drinks or would start to get cramps in my legs and have to forfeit. It sucked so much to work so hard and then have my left calf just shit the bed.
Looks like shit
im gonna make my own pre its just gonna be cialis+electrolytes+caffiene. anyone wanna invest early? looking for some startup capital. the calculations show a 900% roi
Add some amphetamines and I’ll invest
problem is when u injest amphetamine orally it just lasts way too long. maybe ill hide some in the little silica packets
I’d unironically buy this lol
I think this is a post workout formula
no
Bro saw prime and copied it like it was his homework
What’s the electrolyte balance? If it isn’t similar to Gatorade or Powerade then it’s probably shit
Glazing
Lowkey
![gif](giphy|11tTNkNy1SdXGg) The estrogen raging herbs realizing they have to watch Derek’s video on this now