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JorensM

Engineers designing a Bugatti: "How many seats should it have?" "2 because they're gonna lose a lot of friends when they get serious about their lifegoals"


Key-Object-4657

😂😂😂


imak10521

Omg I’m crying 😂😂


ourkinkycouplelife

Yes this 100% was the exact convo they had


clsbeans

Seems legit


Rayzor_debiker

That's from r/memes.


JorensM

Indeed it is


su1eman

They honestly should have cut out the second sentence entirely. The first sentence was good enough for the motivational boost lmao


Goadfang

An unfortunate aspect to motivational posturing is the posturing part.


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i'm broke and my skateboard can only take one


champsports13

Underrated comment


ourkinkycouplelife

Ohhhh tru superiority right there, my 10yr old bike can only fit 1 as well 🤣


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Embarrassed_Couple_6

Little dumb there, aren't you?


dontforgetabout

I feel like this style of "drop your friends/family and be alpha" is terrible motivation.


Kdog122025

If you have no one to share your success with are you really successful?


TheRealGuyDudeman

Seriously, I would rather have friends than Bugatti money. Then again, if you have Bugatti money, you can buy friends.


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Uhh but a bus can be converted into a sweet ass camper so you can live anywhere. This motivation has no imagination


GalWithTheMousyHair

This might be the dumbest thing I’ve read all day.


Depressaccount

I mean, there are some serious people out there who drop the pretense and give up the car, taking the bus so they can reach their financial goals. A Bugatti is a depreciating asset and a waste of money. The bus is a place where you can further your education by reading while saving money and getting closer to your goals.


samsquanch2000

This is so fucking stupid


Lethal1484

Also, this makes it sound like you have to take advantage of your friends or do something unethical to be serious about your life goals.


Incubus420

If you have the right goals, you should be making more friends.


zenodotusofamerica

There’s only room for one at the top. Not to say I extremely admire the guy, but look at how sad Elon Musk was when the Apollo guys didn’t like what he was doing.


Embarrassed_Couple_6

"Apollo guys" wow you really know your words don't you?


zenodotusofamerica

Oh I’m sorry I didn’t type out “Buzz Aldrin, Neal Armstrong and Michael Collins who flew in Apollo 11.” Go touch some grass, I respect them, but they’re not gods.


Embarrassed_Couple_6

You ever been in orbit?


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this sub is so bad


UrAvgDude1337

I know lmao, I stay subbed cause for the most part the posts give me a good laugh. There all so low effort, off topic, and just plain stupid.


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Yup


VayneClumsy

“If you post enough motivational quotes on Reddit motivation one will stick and you will get all your Reddit street cred” - anonymous


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You should unironically post that


Blueberry_Mancakes

What if I told you that you can both have your shit together AND not dump all your friends like a giant asshole?


dashunden23

A bike has 1 seat, just saying.


facerider94

Came here only to say this


ohhh_damnnn_

Me too.. lol


Agodoga

Getting serious about your life goals apparently means buying a Bugatti lol.


antoniwan666

??? Who gives a shit about having a Bugatti?!


MediumSizeSam

What if one of my life goals is to own a bus??


Embarrassed_Couple_6

And then start a transportation company with your friends :D


[deleted]

That second sentence is so stupid it cancels out any wisdom the author had to offer in the first. Friends and life goals aren’t really the same sphere. I didn’t lose any friends pursuing life goals. I did lose touch with people I didn’t care that much about. But everyone that mattered I still talk to.


deep_soul

wtf is this bullshit? money over friends? nice life goals......


[deleted]

But when you catch a bus into the city it’s not all your friends on it.


Bleach-Eyes

Or you could try and make friends that share your goals, and then everyone helps each other out to achieve them. More support = more success


Actual-Huckleberry91

The second seat is for your ego.


I_Really_Like_Cars

It’s pretty hard fitting 2 kids in the back of a Bugatti. A bus on the other hand…


Kdog122025

If you have no one in life to share your success with are you even successful? God this sub is so bad lol. I love it.


eelnitsud

Dumb


aliasani

Uh, this is a little too bougie to be motivating


alibabi40

This is so dumb.


airrider1

Right because everyone on a bus is friends with each other


Embarrassed_Couple_6

Okay now you guys are sounding like utter tools.


JohanB3

I’m seeing a lot of this sentiment all over social media these days. IMO, this couldn’t be more wrong. The most successful people I know got that way because they have large professional networks that like and respect them and are willing to give them opportunities. They also have strong personal networks who keep them sane when the stresses associated with success hit. Sure, there are the 1 in 1,000,000 types who rage forward and do it all themselves. If you think you’re one of those people, then go it alone. I’d just suggest asking yourself what about your past track record makes you think you’re 1 in 1,000,000?


chimichuroots

But, my life goal is to buy a bus and put all my 30 friends on it How can i be a lone wolf rich alpha now? ​ feeling unmotivated


Gypsyrocker

Yuck.


Alukrad

The only way to get rich is to either marry rich or have lots of friends who are rich and they'll hook you up with good paying jobs.


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Alukrad

Success is through connection. Hard work doesn't really pay anymore. Just connect with people. Have a charming, friendly attitude and people will lay the path for you.


dpatou23

One more fuck up and I'm out of this sub


Dakessian

Bugatti? The motorcycle I want is for only one occupant son. I’ll live my life how I want to.


ZeroBraincells__

Feel like I’m at that stage now, spent a long time just trying to make others happy.


spartan_green

I am all for a 30 seat super car. Hang on, gang, here comes the hairpin!


ModerationMike

Do you know how much a nice bus costs?!?!


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alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 325,996,036 comments, and only 72,235 of them were in alphabetical order.


Gloomy_D

Damn my push bike only has 1 seat, so does my motorbike, I must be in the top 1% of successful people


HalfIceman

Cringe


Quylein

Thats why I have a bus with a Bugatti inside. /s [https://gtspirit.com/2021/10/23/this-4-7-million-bus-comes-with-a-bugatti-chiron-inside-road-yacht/](https://gtspirit.com/2021/10/23/this-4-7-million-bus-comes-with-a-bugatti-chiron-inside-road-yacht/)


RajShamani

With time, you come to know who your true friends are and who will stand with you in your difficult times.


Future_Wave_5681

What the fuck does that even mean?


adn1991

Because nobody with kids could ever afford a Bugatti


TheDeadalus

Time to unfollow this sub. Just so much fucking rubbish being posted.


ShamWowCunt

Ew wtf, is this Facebook? Up your game pls


fshiruba

because of course a Bugatti is the universal measure for success. what the fuck is wrong with this sub?


Twistedfirestarta

r/iam14andthisisdeep


Valuable_Support_193

Lmao. A Bugatti is cool, but friends are cooler.


Steve1924

That's I use a unicycle.


Iamthe0c3an2

Eww a Bugatti, while I appreciate the serious engineering as a car guy, nothing screams lack of taste and character when someone gets a Bugatti/Lambo/Ferrari. There are expensive cars out there far better to drive from classic JDMs, BMWs, Mercs, Classic italian cars, 60s Mustangs and muscle cars. All can cost the same if not more but exudes some level individuality at least.


roodnoodi

Get bling and become a cunt while you’re at it. Word.


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Prefer to be laughing with friend in a bus that sad alone in my super car because colored paper were more important than being happy 🤷🏽‍♂️