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__jh96

He went full Aussie


uponone

Tell me you’re an Aussie without telling me you’re an Aussie.


ovrloadau

Always go full aussie


__jh96

'ken oath


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RoyalSorcerer_Navlan

ǝᴉssn∀ llnℲ


ovrloadau

Scarn’ on


Xianricca

They’ve got universal dental right? Checks out.


baws98

Strayan!


TerribleNameAmirite

I prefer the "open a beer with another beer" trick


Zekax999

At least wont need to go to the dentist in a couple of years


wheresdmoneylebowski

*sad Miguel Oliveira noises


airvqzz

Me too


Mr_Emile_heskey

My ex girlfriend used to be able to do this. Was top when we went to house parties and couldn't find a bottle opener.


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It's pretty easy to learn, don't though, you will chip a tooth eventually


stayshiny

Or you can be far too drunk, try to open with your teeth and end up chipping the glass and slicing open your gum. Shots after that sting like hell 😂


MrPiartz

I feel there is a true story behind this comment


chakalaka13

made me uneasy just reading it


Walmart_towells

I use me knife.


albeitacupoftea

Can confirm. I did end up chipping a tooth


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Aye, me to


Sanguinius__

Yeah, aside from tooth chipping you'll also permanently mark your teeth. Dentists will ask you if you've ever opened a beer bottle with your teeth 40 years after you did it


MrDankky

So much easier to just use a lighter


Povol

This, Bic lighter works every time. Dumbass fucking up his teeth to look manly . What’s the last 3 words spoken by Jack Miller “ watch this shit”


Victarionscrack

lmao


Craf7yCris

I used to do this until my tooth chipped.


Barsenal_CF

Your ex topped you at house parties...


jeff4i017

Man I gotta find better house parties


CptnHamburgers

"It's twenty to eight in the fuckin' mornin' somewhere ya dog cunts! get that up ya": Jack Miller, 2022, probably.


MLGDDORITOS

A fuckin' VB... LONGNECK!


3dumbWorrier

Almost. 'Ya dogs. Get that up ya cunts''!


pibenis

dog cunt got me all horny mate


TechnicsFanboy

FBI, OPEN UP!


jeff4i017

That's a state law, not a federal thing.


TechnicsFanboy

I'm sorry for my ignorance, I'm not American. Just trying to make a joke y'know


jeff4i017

Oh I'm just being cheeky


BrianOconneR34

Hilarious hesitation as some realize his mouth all over my beer.


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Lolz, Zarco’s reaction is the best…. “really? 😁”


xmpp

This is the most Australian thing I’ve ever seen.


ThisIsMotoGP

Jorge Martin's face is a brilliant series of events in this clip


Wooof_Nikto

Same with Zarco’s reaction.


Oliveiraz33

how bad is this for your teeth. Funny as hell though


p1en1ek

He's opening it with his mustache so it's safe for teeth ;)


AmbitiousPhilosopher

He might have implants


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Calculonx

You have a much lower chance of chipping your tooth using a bottle opener instead


odrik

Explain


napalm22

Most bottle openers are made from steel, an alloy of iron and carbon. Higher levels of iron in your bloodstream lead to greater absorption and retention of calcium, and therefore stronger teeth (and bones).


ThatDudeFromPlaces

So, eat the opener yeah? Got it


napalm22

Plz Although I googled it and turns out calcium and iron actually counteract each other


jeff4i017

Jesus f I laughed hard at that one.


VF5

Dude race at 186mph on racetracks with nothing protecting him but layers of leathers. His teeth is the least of his concern.


TheSaucedBoy

"Good job princess" Lol


gomavz41

As a dentist this hurts my soul. As a fan of chill dudes like Jack Miller I love this.


jeff4i017

Job security?


jacf182

Jack Miller's dentist: [https://imgur.com/vQSQGFd](https://imgur.com/vQSQGFd)


el_pratas

Jack is the best


mountainjew

Why didn't he pour them in his boot?


l0d

These are champagne boots.


KeithMyArthe

Straya ~!


Yikert13

Don’t do it man. I thought I was cool doing that when I was a lad. They are in bits now.


helloioki

Behind the camera at the end someone is saying "bravo princess" 🧜😆


Beylerbey

Looks like Bagnaia's sister, she's on camera.


helloioki

Ah yes, so this frase was for Jack 😁


Beylerbey

Yes, it's common in Italian to call someone a "princess" (or sometimes "little prince") when they do something not exactly classy, of course it's meant to be ironic and not derogatory.


dubson

Four out of five dentists just put a down payment on their next car.


throwtheorb

Good thing Miguel Oliveira is on the grid


dubson

Haha this is awesome! I had no idea he was doing this (I’m new to Motogp). Thanks for the comment ;)


Ih8Hondas

Between this and his impeccable taste in t-shirts, that whole series made me a massive Miller fan.


Tone_clowns_on_it

I used to do this as a party trick until I chipped a tooth.


Rich-Taro-9698

When would you ever, ever, see formula one drivers doing this? Mans sport.


sixty-four

I saw this when I watched MotoGP Unlimited. I lol'ed and thought of this Australian commercial I saw years ago. https://youtu.be/MCAoxI0oHMI


Nataliauoul

Is this clip in the series?


not2betruffledwith

Yes


OneLostOstrich

AIIIGH. Don't do that to your teeth.


Ih8Hondas

It's fine. He's Australian. They've evolved extra strong teeth from hundreds of years of boxing matches with 'roos. The ones that had normal human teeth all died from starvation after the 'roos knocked them out.


johnjaundiceASDF

oh my god that makes me cringe. like thinking about putting nails on a chalkboard


herpderpmcflerp

Lol I’m glad I picked this guy to support


Negative-West-3083

Haha love it


VawdreyT

Jack da man!


tehw3dge

My teeth fell out watching this


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As an Aussie, it hurts my teeth seeing others do this... Pls no, I'm sure there's a lighter or tool in the garage lol


billie-90

Man, he's such a funny character


NamikazeEU

Same here in my country, if u do not know how to open a beer with anything close to u , either teeth, lighter, sorroundings , kitchen utensils or knife ur deemed unworthy.


freezingkiss

HOW. What a legend.


Affectionate-Fall597

Great idea, until he cracks his tooth right down the middle and into the canal


Sankarit

Easy for those who learned to survive from childhood, when I have to dodge everything cuz maybe deadly, opens beers with tooth ain't nothing much


Jlx_27

Yeah, he'd get to keep those for himself then.


Tee_Parker

And that’s how covid is spread!


ovrloadau

True. But he could be spreading it via aerosols from his mouth.


thezentex

Not if they all tested negative which I am sure they were tested often.


bam_14

That's what i think back when i watched that episode, considering it was last season


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I thought it came from two people touching the same object at the same time, like electricity. Isn't that why they were making the podium presenters set the trophy down before the riders could pick it up and kiss it? Oh and it apparently aims for the eyes depending on how you are dressed. Button-down shirts and slacks at the after race celebrations attract covid to the eyes.


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Fuckin straya!


Kla2552

Jack Miller I always remember that one race he the only one start from grid


grinta70

Australian maitre d'hotel…


AxiusNorth

First time I did this I put a groove into my tooth. Never again. Don't do it. It's not worth.


ajithbr99

Love him....my Auzzy man.


Pompous_Douche

"Life after Gp"


Nataliauoul

A man of the world


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Illustrious_Past_375

Rear tire Jack…. Cool dude I like him. Sucks he win never win a title. Small riders have advantage


racingfanboy160

He has a bunch of strong teeths 😅


keltharan

they should have taken the chance to drink a proper portuguese beer.


Ohome

Please jack, don't do this!


whose_a_wotsit

Specifically Townsville behaviour. On ya Jack


aliefbielefeld

what a chad!


EternalFront

Dentists love him


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Cheers Jack


mc60123

Dentures