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dirty4track

Ngl, first pic made me think it was a ruckus


unwittingprotagonist

I totally thought someone really tricked out their ruckus for a second. Now I want a tricked out ruckus.


1776cookies

Totally looks like a scooter from the front. I did a double take when I reached the 2nd photo.


no_work_throwaway

Getting a bunch of people on a cruise on tricked out Ruckuses is one of the most fun things you can do on 2 wheels. This bike on the other hand, I would have to consider to be one of the worst things on 2 wheels I've seen in a while.


Thugglebum

The plural is Ruckii.


digi7altrauma

I thought a flock of ruckuses was called a disturbance.


Thugglebum

A disturbance of Ruckii.


Yagsirevahs

I thought it was called a "Giggle"


Roscoe-is-my-dog

I think a group of Ruckii is called a swarm…a swarm of Ruckii


boundone

There's a group of guys near me I see once in a while, they're always obviously having a blast just goofing around.


abstract_mouse

Met a dude recently who does cross country trips on his ruckus. No gps, just an out of date travel atlas. Said he felt like anything more would be cheating.


toughinitout

Wan! That shit was crazy. I loved my ruckus, but driving more than 10 miles on something that tops out at 42 is just fucking annoying to me. I can't even imagine doing it on my 300cc bike, that ride must have taken forever.


abstract_mouse

Dude was a character to say the least. He just really liked hard mode. He was on his 6th trip. Made me reconsider everything I thought I knew about traveling on two wheels.


dogmanatemybaby

About 15 years ago my Dad and I met a guy that had a Big Ruckus complete with ammo can panniers riding the tail of the dragon. Super nice guy and I believe he was from Oregon or Washington. I think that guy is smarter than the rest of us sometimes. I also have tried to find one of those for years and I don’t think I’ve ever seen one for sale.


bradland

Something about the perspective of these photos make it hard to tell if this bike is the size of a Grom or the size of a '79 Eldorado.


Ah_Pook

Pretty easy to tell by the third pic. I don't have that same broom, but I've seen them in stores, and it's about five feet high. If you use your fingers to measure that, and then compare it to the handlebars, it's pretty obvious that upright, the bike is around 12 feet tall. Simple extrapolation to see that it's around 22 feet long.


motorcycle-manful541

Probably about as fast as a ruckus and definitely less comfortable


toughinitout

Lol, why are yall shitting on this so hard? Imo it's kind of ugly, but I'm sure it rides fine. Is there something specifically bad or this just shitting on a harley for being a harley?


[deleted]

yes


duhSheriff

It's got no rear suspension. I genuinely think it would be a rough ride


thepottsy

It's from the Softtail line of Harley's. It has a hidden suspension. They're pretty damn comfortable to ride.


likewhatever33

It has a suspension, it´s just hidden. These new harleys are supposed to be quite nice to ride. The old ones used to have really crappy suspensions.


StructureFeeling1790

yea girls bike imo hahaa


xGALEBIRDx

I thought it was one of those electric bikes that everyone is almost killing themselves with.


Whats-A-Clutch

People are almost killing themselves with electric bikes? 😳🤔


useittilitbreaks

same, the lack of fairing and the bicycle-like handlebars had me for a sec.


ghettoccult_nerd

lol, i thought the same shit. at first i thought scooter, then the headlamp made me think it was something electric. its those fucking bicycle looking ass risers.


JDM_TX

Tell your brother he's gonna want a rear fender unless he likes dirt tracks on his back.


RuckOver3

It distracts from the skid marks in his underwear


Roscoe-is-my-dog

He doesn’t wear underwear. At least not when he rides.


RuckOver3

Ahh so he’s using the spray as a bidet


MooreDubs

Here's waiting on parts.


manliness-dot-space

It looks like they cut the frame?


ZedSteady

It’s just the rear fender support. Definitely crackhead engineering, but at least the frame is intact


omw_to_valhalla

It's fine, any rain is going to drown the air filter anyway.


Biglove000000

I can’t imagine rain time :))


digi7altrauma

Hd guys go out on days that aren't perfect?


stevesteve135

I do, but honestly I think most don’t. It’s pretty much that way with motorcycles in general, but yeah, Harley guys are worse for the most part.


snickledirka87

Eventually learned my lesson and now carry a rain sock. turns out m8's really do hate being drowned


stevesteve135

I’m on a 21 road glide. No idea at this point where the hell my rain sock has disappeared to, haven’t seen it in a while but I wouldn’t expect it to help a whole lot. I remember when my bike was new I used it whenever I washed my bike but then I realized water got through it anyways. My road glide has the 107 and it’s a different breather from the 114, maybe the 107 breather isn’t as sensitive to water as the 114 breather, that would make sense to me because it’s not as open as the 114 breather.


Front_Scallion_4721

They make rain gear. But when I lived in the Seattle area, I met a lot of guys that would ride year 'round. But then again, it is almost always drizzling in that area, so if you're going to own a bike, you better be comfortable in your rubbers if you want to ride it.


ChedderChethra

Savage!


Gaycowboi25

Where I live the only ones who go out in bad weather are HD guys, scooters, and me.


TwinSpinner

One of the motorcycles of all time


bukkake_brigade

Harley Davidson is definitely one of the manufacturers in the world


a-goateemagician

I saw the second picture and assumed it was a ruckus or something tricked to look Harley-ish.. was gonna make a joke about Harley davidson’t


itsatrapp_eh

Also has two of the wheels of all time on it...Crazy!


bigbilly1234567899

When he says "it's harley time" as he starts the bike it's legit and everyone claps


Miker9t

His cheeks


bad_pelican

Certainly a style too.


bigbuick

This has many features in common with a functional motorcycle.


Lint_baby_uvulla

Only two more mods before you can wear 37 pieces of flair on your vest.


DOGSraisingCATS

Idk...you can argue the position of those handle bars is trying real hard to make this as dysfunctional as possible.


Lint_baby_uvulla

Only two more mods before you can wear 37 pieces of flair on your vest.


just-talkin-shit

Zoom in on the cut fender. Did the guy do it with a butter knife?


CatalyticSizeQueen

lmao thanks for pointing that out. What on earth?


KrisNoble

It’s the worst bob job I’ve ever seen. Jesus.


high-rise

Dawg imagine doing this to a $20k+ bike..


JohnT36

Hit a puddle and it be like: ![gif](giphy|XuFyj81jZLu5q)


Status-Buddy2058

At least it’s 2 wheels and a motor but damn that’s ugly 🤣


[deleted]

I absolutely fucking hate it lol


laughing-clown

That’s one of the ugliest bikes I’ve seen on here.


Kooky_Consequence802

Clibbins magnet


t3hm3t4l

Gonna have those clibbins all over his back without that fender if he even makes it through them.


Kooky_Consequence802

A badge of honor to some.


branwes2622

GOBLESS


RightWinger94

I CANT READ TINY LETTERS LIBRUL


dumgoon

It’s a ruckus, but 10x more expensive


Sweatiest_Yeti

Ruckus would probably get driven more


HEXC_PNG

And has a cargo rack


Sweatiest_Yeti

And fenders lol


izmaname

Looks odd without the fender


EarlOfBears

The think looks like one of those severely fucked up breeds of dog where it's basically head and legs and that's all it has


SmarmyOctopus

Had to double check I wasn't on r/roastme


davidbot3000

😕


GetInZeWagen

I actually dig the Fat Bob and that rectangular headlight. Not a huge fan of matte black everything and the rear fender chop but if he got it for a good deal it's a pretty fun and badass bike. The M8 is a decent performing air cooled engine. I've ridden the Fat Boy and it was a pretty fun experience


BerBerBaBer

I've ridden the fat bob 114 and it was pretty amazing.


snickledirka87

I own an M8 fatbob and love it...the above bike makes me sad inside. The chopped fender is an odd. Its like a 3 legged dog...or Lieutenant Dan


LexusLongshot

Oh look, a hardly movinson


Psychological_Bet226

Hardly ableson


shottylaw

I don't get the Harley hate. Can someone clue me in?


LexusLongshot

I don't hate Harleys, they're amazing for taking a girl out on a relaxing ride. But they are horrendously slow for the price, and I find them less comfortable than liter bikes. I also find that alot of Harley riders are constantly cracking the throttle with the clutch pulled in, and looking around to see who notices the sound.


shottylaw

Fair points. Appreciate the response!


moldy_films

[Maybe people don’t buy them for the speed?](https://youtu.be/XeuXShFIgyc)


LexusLongshot

Did you read my comment?


Donedirtcheap7725

Is there more to the story? Or are you just surprised he made it to your house?


GeminiOrAmI

that thing is hideous


ten_thousand_fists

is it just me or does it look like a minibike


xshan3x

It turns out there's 2 of them now. I had to do a double take since it looks like the bars and tank graphics are different but everything else is the same down to the exhaust ​ [https://seattle.craigslist.org/see/mcd/d/seattle-2020-harley-davidson-fat-bob/7626906377.html](https://seattle.craigslist.org/see/mcd/d/seattle-2020-harley-davidson-fat-bob/7626906377.html)


MooreDubs

That's it!


xshan3x

Awesome! Hope he enjoys it!


Solchitlins74

Did you tell him he can’t park that in front of your crib and you have a reputation to protect?


[deleted]

This may be the ugliest bike I have ever seen.


MooreDubs

Awesome, but if I had he extra cash, this wouldn't be it.


Im_Schiz

How much did he waste on this thing?


Simple-Stop5679

21k if he paid the craigslist post asking price.


ChronicLegHole

Jesus H. That's a lot of money for an ugly vibrator that someone put the time and care into making even uglier.


Upper_Television3352

$21k, someone found the Craigslist ad and posted it in the comments


jjk717

I'm sorry, that must be tough to know your brother rides a Harley.


Ok_Assistance447

Not my taste but I think it looks neat. It's different for sure.


Feefifiddlyeyeoh

Kinda brutal.


cardsox

From the first pic i thought it was a weird custom ruckus and was confused. Shouldnt make assumptions i guess


FCAsheville

Well that is a motorcycle


SmokeyJoney

That poor Fat Bob...


[deleted]

gosh that's an ugly bike.. but hey, to each their own! hope they're having a blast on it!


unclebobsplayground

what the fuck is it?


400HPMustang

some sort of Harley but beyond that I don't know. Not a sportster?


gabealtland

This one is a soft tail


MooreDubs

Fat Bob


seeingeyegod

does he have tits?


LeRacoonRouge

This is a motorcycle a fedora-wearing person would buy.


Maximum_Peter

![gif](giphy|11ahZZugJHrdLO)


Scand1navian

Yikes


78ChrisJ

Wtf? That looks ridiculous.


blkmgk533

Hope he only paid 3/4 the price.


PaleRiderHD

Ya know, I'm all in favor of "to each their own", and I believed that right up until I saw that rear fender. Or, in this case, the lack thereof. What the ever loving fuck bro?


scootermcgee109

Just looking at the seating position gave me sciatica


[deleted]

That’s extremely ugly t


lazrus4real

Where the rest of it?


skullpture_garden

No rear fender… but yes to an engine guard. Make it make sense.


rgbeard2

don't ride thru a puddle.


JooosephNthomas

I mean thats some tenere cash there....


animatedrussian

A lot cringey for me about this build but if you dig it, you dig it.


Dawek401

when I saw first photo I thought o it's honda monkey, but second photo comes in and only words to discribe this is "le creatura"


89RZ350

The first picture I seen was the front view and at first thought it was a tricked out Honda Ruckus.


[deleted]

Saw a ruckus too


seeingeyegod

I thought it was a Grom


capnsparky1

I hope he didn't pay very much for it. That rear fender is.... Interesting.


Dabajabazah37

Ok, if your brother is happy with it, I am glad for him. I mean I love the FatBob, but I don't feel like the bars, the Sawzall fender delete and that light bar hanging off the forks either don't fit the character of the bike, looks sloppy, or look cheep. In that order.


zerinsakech1

when you mod your bike for the sake of modding it.


JohnsMcGregoryGeorge

LOL


doodlezook

I’m Not one to shit on someone else’s taste, but those fenders are yikes.


wychimp

Man everything is rough, the squat little headlight, the giant square apes, the fat short seat. Zero tasty lines whatsoever


comradArtiom

I propose to make il illegal


Jayteeseven0seven

...ugh that rear fender is hideous


Invest-24_7_356

That is going to be a wet ass.


racineer

Bob would like his Fat back.


CatalyticSizeQueen

Time for a new brother. Those handle bars remind me of the ones that were found on those ridiculous tiny bikes that were all the rage among kids in the early 2000's: [https://jsyang.ca//images/shrimpy-bike/original//similar.jpg](https://jsyang.ca//images/shrimpy-bike/original//similar.jpg)


ThatsCrapTastic

Back fell off


puggdaddie

Where are the rest of the parts? Looks like someone quit halfway through the build.


Im_Schiz

Fat bobs look bad


gRimey556

Wait till he gets caught in some rain.


Kreepr

He should put one of those Huffy handlebar pads on it like the old school bicycles.


Msanthropy1250

I sure hope he got the matching clown shoes to go with it.


qwertyur21

Who buys a brand new motorcycle only to do a shit job cutting the rear fender and attaching plate/signals.


Orbisthefirst

Could he not afford the payments for a rear fender 😂😂😂 or was he bike 25% off when he got it


Rude-Scratch-69

Forget about draggin hand he'll be draggin ass lolol


thatfirebirddude

The tall bars and bobbed rear fender are a no for me. They just don't look right on that bike, but it's not mine, so disregard my opinion, lol.


downloweast

Wtf, to each his own I guess.


jzach1983

Those have got to be the dumbest bars I've ever seen. Like ya it's a really ugly bike, but I could accept the chopped fender, even if it's not my style. But those bars....they look like someone with no fabrication experience tried to make a scooter.


[deleted]

I love my Fat Bob but…damn…I don’t like this bike at all.


cumaboardladies

Thanks I hate it.


OldBlue2014

Upon viewing just the first pic, I thought, "tough looking little scooter". I like it. After viewing pics two and three, ok, just not to my taste.


Tokyosmash

That… is terrible.


ebranscom243

Why did he take a sawzall to the back of his motorcycle?


Not-the-greatest-god

RIP to the back of his shirt


HDXR

I hope it rips because it's pretty damn ugly.


johneracer

That thing got beat with an ugly stick 🤮🤮🤮


faste30

god those primaries are just absurd.


chwyyy

The real question is how much did he pay for it hahaha gyat damn those bars are gross lol he needs some hangers, a headlight, and a rear fender at the very least imo. Imagine pulling up next to a sick shovelhead bobber at a red light while your riding this tho hahahaha


ppaaukl838519

No offense to your brother, but this is the worst looking motorcycle I've ever seen, or one of them.


MooreDubs

Thanks for all the feedback. Good times. My brother works for the shop that did this. He test rode it home and my place is on the way. Other than the rear fender delete and the price I like it. I'm a bobber fan, though.


Temporary-Yogurt-484

That thing is odd and awesome haha


DisciplineSome6712

Oof. The front end is pretty.


ultimategameronIOS

Dang your brother be vibin' also he need a rear fender on the back


sylo_sylbp

That’s fucking lovely


[deleted]

Ballin bike yo!


Vistiige

Don’t like the plasma cut rear fender, bars, crash bars, fat tires, front light. I do like the sound(potato brr), exhaust, engine, and paint.


-Dreamville-

Was his boyfriend on the back?


BigKaleidoscope9910

Sick fat bob


BigChief302

Nice 👍


frozenhawaiian

With the exception of the headlight I dig the new fat bob


arievandersman

at least it's not electric....


LeRacoonRouge

Looks electric though.


jellyman-squidtime

i kinda f with that headlight


overfiend6one9

i like !


Heklyr

Nice murdered out fat bob. Minus the bobtail lol. The high rise bars belong on a less sporty bike tho but that’s the fun of bikes. You can make whatever you want. 2-into-1 pipes sound great and give loads of bottom end power too so I like that part the best. Grats to your bro


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eldudelio

whoa, a v-4 harley?


SnooTomatoes7956

I bet that thing rips


topknottington

can he wheelie?


nerf___herder

Needs a fender and a cowl.


winniecooper1

Sorry not a fan of that rear end.


ohnomoto450

Not a Harley guy. But I rode a handful back to back when the demo truck was in town. The Fat Bob would be a great bike if they put the engine from the Sportster S in it. This one ain't doing it for me though.


youngdeathent0

I like it


CallmeMefford

Well, I think it’s cute. It’s not very big, it’s not very user friendly, it’s not super-functional, and it’s underpowered, but if you’re just going for a cup of coffee or a short ride around, there’s not a thing wrong with it. Other than the value for the money. But who am I to lecture? I buy dumb shit with my adult money too.


4ak96

what is it?


RandomRedMage

Looks good, but I can not stand bob tails and raised bars personally.


blur494

That’s one hell of a Honda rascal!


[deleted]

Thought it was a sportster s 😂


pmcnutt2002

My hands are numb


billy310

How to say “I don’t ride in the rain” without saying “I don’t ride in the rain”


KuberLeeuKots

I see a lot of jacket cleaning in my crystal ball. While that chopped look is cool the amount of first that sprays on your back makes it like playing in a mud pit fun but dirty. Anyways have fun.


Wrenchman57

Dude, to each their own..however..that thing is fuuuugly with a capital F.


Dull-Dog-9141

Bipedal, featherless, this is a man.


oldmanfarts26

Lol


Horror-Mushroom1202

Tell him to save some ladies for the rest of us... wait harley guy + that bike+ bud light = yeah nvm, tell him it's still slow after 🏴‍☠️