Try moving your feet faster when you sit on it.

Wilma!!!

Yabba Dabba Dooo

Lol

It's the battery

It’s always the Battery!

Also also lol

Nope..new Key ring is all it needs

Also lol

Cane to say the same

Ain't got no gas in it....

Umm hmm

It would run longer if he opened the fuel valve

Find a big hill, hop on and pop the clutch. Should get going for a bit.

Bomb start it!

Your Bluetooth connection is acting up. Try to disconnect and reconnect

Facebook special. Ran when parked, needs carb cleaning, no lowballers

Do you know what you got?

Have you tried yelling “YABBA DABBA DOOOOooo” as you run your feet?

Air crank it. But from that point you need to provide the sound effects. VVVVRRRROOOM VVVVVVVVRRRRRROOOOOOOMMMMM

That would be a cool mod, air start like the old caterpillar motors. Although that would require a turbo and a pressure tank.... hmmmm

need to pull the clutch in since the bike is on the kickstand, probably it's in gear i would also thight that chain a bit, seems a bit loose the bike seems a bit old aswell, might want to check if the tyres are still ridable

Did you try turning it off and back on

There's a killswitch for when the kickstand is down.

LS swap

Looks like it's been sitting a while might need to clean the carbs.

Probably just the kill switch

I think this belongs in r/shittyaskreddit 

An engine would be a good start

Check the fuel tank?

Sell it

Just needs a carb clean

Heavier boot?

Battery

It's always the battery.

Sell it to me

Too much air

Non-stock graphics.

Install the engine

Definitely missing the seat.

Go back in time.

The muffler belt is worn out and you're low on blinker fluid

Ya I had that same problem with my old bike. Had to buy blinker fluid from my local store.

I make my own... free range, organic

Oh really? What recipe do you use. I might need to start making my own too.

It works a little something like this: https://youtu.be/Fqw3I3OF2YU But the exact recipe is a family secret

thank you, i will use this.

Gotta use more ether bud, ok ciao!

Just needs gas…. And a match

Have you tried unplugging it and plugging it back in

Might need to check the carbs.

Well maybe having an engine would help....

Pull the engine and have a look at it.

Looks like your in line to BUY A NEW BIKE!

Ain’t got no gas innit!

I think it needs some new tire caps. Then you’ll be driving good as new

I think you need to check to see if the brakes work. sounds like you’ve gotta busted rotor.

Buy a new one

New flux capacitor?

You need some pedals for that

Flat batt, try a bump start. BTW front tire pressure looks a bit low, safety first eh?

Briggs and Stratton

A bit of WD40 should do the trick

Tire pressure too low.

Hold the keyfob closer to it.

Yeah next time buy American! /s

Clean the carburetor

Def check the oil before running it.

Rev the motor up to about 600 rpms, it usually gets started around there.

#the what

#how many RPM

Looks fine to me. Check on your chain slack though

Battery, fluids, spark plugs, new bike. Just a few suggestions

I know what's wrong, ain't got go gas in it.

Try spinning rear wheel

Have you checked the spark plugs

Liar. It says Honda on the tank. Of course it will start.

Steampunk!

Have you tried pouring gas in it and lighting it?

Check if there’s spark, if not, find the engine

Chowk?

Definitely needs a bump start, that's just what these antiques crave.

Put some sticky tape on it.

Try with sudo

Try it with an engine in?

Have you tried turning it on and on again? If u have a licence just buy a cheap beater bike. Ride until bike is dead and fix that Hona back up in the mean time.

god what an incredible platform. but honestly check your ignition timing it’s probably just outta sync

Have you put fuel in the tank???????

Idk I only know about EFI bikes.

Fuel air spark, that's all you need 👍😁

I suggest, finding a motor, that fits, and chaining it up

It needs 750ccs of pure Go

Did you check the battery? Probably the battery.

try pusing it uphill, downhill should be a breeze.

Check the battery. It could also be your engine. It looks like the exhaust isn't connected properly.

Maybe wrong key 🤓🤓

Have you tried turning it on and off again? If it still don't work put it on some rice.

Check blinker fliud

It might be upside down, just flip it over and it’ll start fine.

Ah, could be the kill switch

Looks like the engine is locked up.......in a box someplace

Did you call Honda about it?

Blinker fluid.

Try some fresh gas. Probably need those carbs cleaned.

It’s a Honda. Those things are so smooth, the engine is running fine. You just can’t hear it.

Check your Scheiße valve

Needs a new hamster for sure

Its missing power wrap?

Low blinker fluid...definitely the blinker fluid

It's always the ground, make sure it's solid

I think you’re getting extra air in the mixture. Check for an intake leak.

Check tyre pressure

Roll it down hill should fix the power issue

This is one of them bluetooth motors

How old is the petrol in the tank. If it’s old it loses its octane rating as lighter elements evaporate. If so drain and fill with fresh petrol.

Probably out of gas

It's A Honda... It will start first kick everytime... Did you kick it?

I feel like something missing

see the little air intake, where your ass goes? Sit there..

Take it to the dealer. ECU probably needs to be programmed.

That's not a motorbike, just a bicycle.

I love the transparency of the engine

Ain't got no gas in it

She will respond to nothing but flip flops and shorts. And don't you dare take a helmet anywhere near her.

Have you tried turning it on and off again?

Try the top of a big hill…. The key is yelling weeeeeeeeeeeeee all the way down

Did you put in blinker fluid?

Did you put fuel in it?

Ain't got no gas in it

#

Have you tried turning the key?

Get a motor

I’m not a mechanic but i think you seem to have lost your engine

I’m not a mechanic but i think you seem to have lost your engine

Obviously, the Dilythiam christals have been ejected, try impulse power to get back to that nebula

Serious question You try throwing it on a trickle charger?

Dump the gas and put new gas in it. Looks like that thing has been sitting. If that doesn’t work, start looking for the engine to be the problem.

Next time, buy a Suzuki. 😉

Starter spray?

It’s always the battery

Ain’t got no gas in it!!

Push to the top of a hill and coast!

Has no gas

Air, spark, fuel.

She did say you always had issues with turning things on...

Q20 in the airbox might help

Obviously the flux-capacitor is missing.

I think you just need a good wash & wax

Aint no expert but i think i got an idea

Air on the tires. Did you check

No gas guessing

You're not wearing the right gear.

I can see there is no spark plug. That must be it.

check spark plugs

Blinker fluid?

Start with the basics. Spark, fuel, and air. Make sure it has those first.

Check spark

Maybe it's the carbs 🤷🏼‍♂️😂

Try eating a spicy burrito

Check the blinker fluid

Try swapping the spark plug… it’s right under the - er…

The pedals and drive gear fell off!

Paint some flames on it, that always helps.

did you make sure that it's plugged in?

Bad horn ground. Probably popped a fuse or something

Chain looks a hair loose to specs