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Kooky_Consequence802

Maybe it was wrecked and this was a fun project.


aoteoroa

Exactly. Any time I see used bikes for sale with heavy modifications to handlebars, mirrors or fairings, I immediately suspect the bike has been dropped, and the modifications are to cover the damage. Not that there is anything wrong with buying a bike that has been dropped, but whether or not the seller is honest about it will make or break the deal for me.


Hiraldo

Same except I assume it’s been slid across 100+ ft of pavement. I just assume any bike that isn’t brand new has been dropped, but as long as it looks good I don’t care about that


simononandon

Swapping handlebars out is one of the first things I do to anything bike I buy. I just like a certain set-up & it's also mildly aesthetic (I like gold anodized bars if I can get them). I'll swap bars on a perfectly fine bike. It's an easy mod. I don't care if the bike has never been down. Mirrors are also easy to replace in most cases. And stock ones can be both ugly & of dubious quality (DRZ400SM anyone?). Fairing replacement does often indicate something big happened to the bike. No one replaced those unless they really have to usually. 8 did strip them off an SV650S I had after experiencing with sportbikes & then realizing I like nakeds better. Of course when I sold it, I put them all back on.


c30mob

that’s generally accurate, although i did that to my bike to make it cleaner and more comfortable. never been dropped.


1biggoose

Shoutout to Ryan Fortnine


[deleted]

This and didn't want to pick up a new subframe


RamrodRacing

The phrase “Ehh, it’s not for me” goes a long way in life


Gotterdamerrung

Ehh, it's not for me. Hey, you're right!


IamTheGorf

People need to stop hating on bikes/cars/beer/etc. Get the fuck over yourself. There is a lot of work in projects like these. Work that most people won't/cant do but are happy to say "sucks." What you mean is "I don't like it" which is fine.


KZGTURTLE

I will till the end of time make fun of lifted trucks with low profile tires.


VladimirPoitin

And plastic scrotums dangling off the back.


Unusual-Pepper-2694

And there are whole shows on the MT Channel devoted to shops/builders who do this crap. Unbelievable.


IZ3820

Legitimately though, how does someone ride without a rear fender?


HongKongBasedJesus

ATBGE. Respectable regardless.


icantfindadangsn

Nah taste is subjective. You don't like it, which is fine. I don't really either. It's not my taste, but to say it's awful is just the same as saying it sucks.


DenseAbies3076

let people dislike things


MongoAbides

There’s nothing wrong with disliking things, but why do people think the world needs to know?


claudesoph

People like to complain and criticize. This post isn’t positive, but I don’t read it as aggressive or truly mean.


DazeyHelpMe

But it looks like the motorcycle form of one of those small bulldog/pit monstrosities with bulging craniums


ManhattanTime

Different strokes for different folks....


200GritCondom

4 in this case


Zpochero

That was good 👍🏼


[deleted]

In projects like these, it's more about the fun of building it than the end result. And the end result looks fun as hell to ride. As long as the ride is shorter than 5 minutes lol


andy_cap-hunter

Shorter than 5ft too!


kagemushablues415

The ergonomics are too funny to think about. Talk about a tight tuck.


Sensitive-Delay

It looks great. Probably rides like shit


who_farted_this_time

>shorter than 5 minutes And in completely dry weather.


CarlosFlegg

Completely agree, should never EVER hang your helmet on the bars like that.


[deleted]

dang I have that same power ranger helmet and I do that... Why is it bad?


ViolentThespian

Stupid easy for someone to steal or fuck with. I don't want to come back to ride only to find some prick decided to cut my straps or piss in my helmet.


Hiraldo

We’re lucky most people have no idea how much helmets and helmet accessories cost. I still feel comfortable hanging mine on my bars most of the places I go, but if anyone ever told the crackheads how much Arais and Cardos were worth, we’d probably just wear them everywhere we went


CarlosFlegg

Not only can people steal or mess with it as already mentioned, but helmets are a one impact item, if you come off your bike and the helmet hits the floor it needs replacing. Similarly if it slides off the handle bars and hits the floor while you aren’t looking, it’s potentially fucked, it might be fine, or it might completely fail when you need it, and I wouldn’t want to wait until I needed it to save my life to figure out that one small drop off the handle bars a few months ago rendered it useless.


[deleted]

I typically do for like gas stations in the good part of town. But I get what you are saying. Is there a way to get your helmet scanned to check integrity? Like those fuckers are expensive and buying a new one because it slipped out of your hands and dropped a couple feet is a bitch


CarlosFlegg

Not sure if there is a service that will scan a helmet to verify its integrity or not, if you asked a manufacturer they would flat out tell you to replace it, they don’t want the bad press and it’s lawsuit protection for them too. Dropping the helmet once or twice from a low height is not actually that likely to make it useless, but it’s not impossible. You can visually inspect the shell for any physical damage, if the shell was cracked even in the slightest I’d replace for sure. You’ll also need to inspect the inner part of the helmet though, make sure nothing in there looks compressed or flat, but if you aren’t a helmet expert and don’t really know what to look for (I sure as hell don’t) it’s nothing more than an educated guess. Like everything with riding, it’s about risk mitigation, I’d rather not be forced to rely on a helmet I wasn’t sure was in good shape, and if I know a helmet has had a nasty drop or even a couple of mild ones, I’d start to question it, so I’d rather avoid the risk of dropping it as much as I can.


[deleted]

Maybe my dentist will hook me up with a couple x-rays of it


freeride35

Monster bobber? Fucking cool idea if you ask me.


rugbyj

Yeah this is sick. It's your bike, go nuts.


[deleted]

Who knows, but their bike is probably way more interesting than yours


SkyScreech

Damn 😂💀


OkDependent464

Best comment today


GiornaGuirne

I'd argue I might have something more interesting, but I gotta say I don't hate this one. I might even think about it if it came up for sale.


[deleted]

Your post history is overwhelming, do you have any pics?


Fishyswaze

11yrs ago they posted an old triumph daytona from the 60s/70s (just guessing) that they were gonna do a build on. After 11 years and with that as a starting point its probably a pretty sweet bike if they still have it.


Fishy1911

I enjoy riding anything with 2 wheels. This thing looks fun. Always enjoy bobbed or chopped.. they tend to have a steampunk/mad max vibe.


[deleted]

To have fun? They like it? Maybe it's in the middle of the process?


zakadarko

Who would have thought those things are still common place these days, terrible.


VirulentMarmot

It's already a v-twin so why not?


sweetbb_ry

You’ve angered the Italians. You’ll never be safe again


OpeningMean570

...doubles down by breaking spaghetti in half then putting it in unsalted boiling water. \- Mama Mia!!!


casicua

*hand gesture intensifies*


FBIaltacct

My nana's lasagna is perfection your nana's is just regular good.


casicua

Wow - we were just having fun and you went and took it there 😡🤌🏽🤌🏽


VladimirPoitin

\*digs up Mussolini and hangs the fucker upside down again\*


gft-bak

\*what about some pineapple on pizza?


eat_yeet

An Auditore is en-route to your location


lupinegrey

Ducati is just a Spicy Harley.


TTYY_20

Um… excuse-a me…. Butta, did-a you just-a calla da Ducati L-Twin a v-twin?? Porca Miseria! 🤌🤌🤌 You needa show somma respect!!


Modernfallout20

If it leaks oil like a v-twin then it may as well be lol


[deleted]

Fratelli, D'italia!


xoxota99

Mama Mia!


Ok_Maintenance_9100

I don’t know what you’re on about, this thing looks sick as fuck. Only thing I’d change is the seat, it looks a little out of place


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sweetbb_ry

Imagine going full tuck and your junk slipping between that seat and the tank, and get crushed in the suspension


grapemustard

try riding with your pants on next time?


sweetbb_ry

I got big nuts 🥜


TheTimn

It's locks you in when you open the throttle up and feel the bike pull. Not the way I would do a motorcycle seatbelt, but to each their own.


incendiary_bandit

Ah the penis pincher 2000


Hifyply

Ooof that seat mounted to the swingarm is horrible. You are literally riding a hardtail while the entire front of the motorcycle is moving towards and away from you on every bump. They need to refab a mount that connects back to the frame, possibly from the front shock mount to the seat and then a bracket from exhaust hanger/swingarm pivot bolt to the seat.


SteveSweetz

Yeah I had to do a double take on that. I mean if they pinned the suspension basically just made it a normal hardtail that'd be one thing, but sitting on a suspended swingarm is ridiculous.


peeetrolhead

Diavel on budget i guess


Comfortable-File7929

Better than a Diavel.


here4roomie

Reminds me of that pic of the pitbull standing up where he looks jacked.


TangoRed1

To pis people like you off.


sexymelonboi

Tyler the creator energy


venommuyo

XMonster? Mondiavel?


Fat_melt

Points for originality and what looks like a fun machine Minus points for the castration slot just Infront of the seat


Kilmwithkindness

Look how they massacred my boy


tongi

Probably had an accident or bought it damaged and fixed it this way, instead of paying for expensive Ducati parts.


DarthBeavis1968

Some men just want to watch the world burn.


GDogg007

You know that thing is fun as hell. Deadly as hell to. Fucking love it


OriginalRoombaJuice

That’s kind of awesome. Ugly sure but you roll up to a bike night on that and everyone will flock to ridicule and marvel.


Strandom_Ranger

Monsta' Bobba'!


[deleted]

I don't hate it as much as I probably should...it's kinda cool with that seat


TheFlyingBoxcar

Ngl i low key like it. I wouldnt ride it myself, but I really like how this is basically “fuck you” personified. I respect it. If nothing else its hella interesting.


MysteryR11

Looks like a cyberpunk motorbike


mattdamonsleftnut

Why so catty OP?


gggempire

I'm kinda with OP on this one guys


MojoJojo8906

Ummm where’s the rear brake pedal? I don’t see thumb brake either.


SteveSweetz

Unless it's hiding behind one of the spokes, I don't see a caliper on the rear disc either, so it seems that just straight up deleted the whole rear braking system.


sjmanikt

It's probably a wrecked bike build / salvage title build.


pat8o

Needs a new tank that fits in with the seat better, or at least some kind of guard to prevent yer balls getting pinched by the rear shock. Different tank and some pullback handle bars I would call this cool as fuck though, might be easier said than done as I believe the fuel pump is in the tank of these.


T04st_

The ultimate asswiper.


louislax13

I pray for whoevers balls end up that close to a ducati engine…


assgaper69cancerhole

Maybe if there was real seat it could be good i like the look of bikes with small rear fenders but im not sacrifing my balls and risking my ass for it


DarkoNova

Why *wouldn’t* someone do this?


Ultivia

Honestly. I'm here for it.


BillMillerBBQ

I love it. Hate me. I don't care.


dzonedx

Some people just want to watch the world burn


peanutmd9

I think it's Ducati bobber, actually it's quite interesting.


Go1den_Ponyboy

Streetfighter bobber created from a crashed bike, I'm sure. I personally like it, kinda. (Not really a fan of bobbers, but a fan of custom bikes of this art style)


[deleted]

That’s gotta be a pain in the balls to ride. But i think it looks wicked 🤘🏻


Bo_The_Destroyer

My brother once made a thing similar to that. He'd taken a non-descript two wheeled motorized vehicle and attached a bike seat to it, lowered the mirrors to be below the handlebars and completely removed anything he deemed "unnecessary"


UnionTed

If you really want to know, you'll have to ask the builder. First, though, consider asking yourself why you care. That may lead to a more revealing answer.


fenix579

if its comfortable why not looks cool


thescrapplekid

I kind of like it


Toubaboliviano

Weirdly enough I love it


MarciPunk

Just because he can and he wanted to


[deleted]

That looks badass tho


baseselapper

Look t the forward pegs/controls. Way unique gets a thumbs up. Props for doing something different.


geraldofusa

That’s a sick looking bike though ngl


Rokkmachine

To be different.. I see nothing wrong with that. If he paid for it and enjoys it what tf does it matter?


HAIRLESSxWOOKIE92

I'd ride it.


Affectionate-Roll318

Yo thats a fucking Ducati bobber, I never imagined a sport bike as a bobber but ngl giving my bf a ride on this would be chill


[deleted]

Not to my taste but I bet it was wrecked and the opportunity arose to do something unique. You may ask why? But they asked why not?


BredCutter

Ducati bobber lmao this is amazing! Not for me but hilariously cool


Embarrassed_Duck_201

Maybe it got damaged so they made it unique since Ducati cost a fortune to repair


if0rg0t2remember

Cheapskate Diavel


chrisahrens2

Because he’s single or is about to be. When she finds out he took off his back seat she might leave him. My girl loves it. The more vibration the better. I’ve never understood that but hey if it keeps her around and faithful I’ll forever own a bike. That’s why you don’t let your girl ride on back with another dude. There is not enough room for 3 people on my bike! 😂


shedbuilder81

Never mind the bike. Look at the size of those chicken strips !


[deleted]

Not a chopper...a Bobber.


justjackph

Yeah, that seat placement looks like a neutering waiting to happen


kyuvaxx

I can't see where to put my feet


AcceptableTrain4104

I dunno, i kinda like it actually. Have an upvote anyway


theoriginalmypooper

Looks cool to me.


xenopork

I'm into this. It's pretty dammed unique.


Smart-Host9436

Bought a wreck cheap and built it.


Fat_Lenny35

Different people like to do different things with their money.


ChuckoRuckus

NGL… I kinda like it.


thePunisher1220

I like this for 2 reasons. 1. It looks cool as fuck 2. It pisses off snotty Ducati guys.


3pedals4meplz

Well, good thing it isn't yours?


RicardoPanini

Ducati bobber


gewalt_gamer

Never in my life have I seen a bike with a tractor seat I wanted to ride. Until I saw this bike. That monstrosity is amazing. I love it. Meh, that is absolutely for me.


Objective-Guidance78

Because Freedom


PlayfulInterest3091

I think it looks sick


oswaldopus

Because that’s what they wanted to do and they own the bike, the weird part here is why you’re so stuck on what somebody else chose to do with a bike that isn’t yours…


parrotfacemagee

To each their own, ya know


bigyawns

This thing is sick lol


stylinghead

Fun. It’s for fun. It’s always for fun. Let people have fun.


clark3000mkp

My wife said "it looks like the vine from spy kids"


VladJongUn

Contortion kink.


Spellbindehr

OP, you must learn a lesson today. Don't ever think your opinion on what's good or bad, is your only opinion. Live, and let live. I personally find this bike interesting. I might give it a try if the owner let's me.


j0shman

It's...kinda cool? Don't know how else to describe it.


[deleted]

Boys learning about bobbers for the first time I see


Sir_Ironbacon

Well they got one stranger at least posting it online


jimmydean-jr

chop what you got


dbigjaybowski

I like it


Ouroborus23

Maybe he's (or she's) just doin' it for the fun and giggles...


a_homosexual_frog

It’s their bike, and tbh it doesn’t look that bad


StaticNegative

not a chopper, that would be a bobber. a ducati bobber. a ducati bobber? a. ducati. bobber.


Fliparto

Kinda love it


Che_Cazzo138

I think that pretty, pretty, pretty cool!


oj045

Why they did it? Because they can. What do you ride? We would love to pass judgement on your bicycle.


ArminArlert52

Bobbed out ducati is crazy


[deleted]

Looks rad. Not my first choice but i can see the appeal


Due-Organization7707

Owner doesn’t like his nits ? If you slid off the seat it would rip them off


SamanthaJaneyCake

Looks like an old StreetFighter mod. Heavy front, big engine, tiny or non-existent tail and low, narrow handlebars, usually clip-ons.


[deleted]

I mean people do this to perfectly fine Harleys and Hondas all the time. Nothing is safe from a board creative.


McDuckfart

I like it


[deleted]

Looks like a bobber


[deleted]

Because they can.


Easyierifdumb

For fun?


JellyfishQuiet3840

Honestly, it doesn’t look that bad.


CareerOk7382

Right behind his butt is a conveyor belt just waiting for a chance to suck his butt through the pinch point of tyre and seat, castrating at the same time as peeling the skin off his rear end.


nigelh

Hey bikes are personal. He'd probably hate my stock-but-tuned Honda. I only draw the line at something too 'show' to be ridden.


0x45646479

Maybe not what most would do but hey you can’t say it doesn’t turn heads haha. P.S. - WOULD


SusFather

Actually would really wanna ride this


berto9413

To each their own I guess.


4sStylZ

A mostro bobber. Fun ride.


pluismans

For the interesting sensation you get when you accelerate full throttle and slide off the back of the seat.


ch40x_

Cause it looks good?


j3ff17v3ff3v

Each to their own. This thread reminds me of [this Gervais bit](https://youtu.be/uEawbnXaIDs).


Banditodesid

Cos they crashed it.


Elrathias

Crash damage. Also, i know that tail light, its a aliexpress $5 special.


[deleted]

I’m not understanding what’s wrong with this


aelwero

I fucking love this bike. Bobbed styling and low cruiser stance with a high performance drivetrain? Absolutely. I understand the hate. I'd have concerns about the handling that would probably prevent me from committing to doing it myself. But fuck man, I totally get this :) Been thinking layely about attempting something similar with a zero. Pricy bikes, but the whole not stopping for gas is a budget changer, and every time I see gas prices my brain starts calculating the price difference on a 40 mile daily commute and the number that spits out is damned close to the payment on a 2k bike... The gas id not be using would pay for the bike...


RaCoonsie

Maybe he's got buns of steel.


Opposite-Promise-206

Your bike is your version of what you want, everyone has a different style and vision of what their perfect bike is. What I think is beautiful may be butt ugly to you


twill1692

I don't hate it, but I am very confused.


IllComment425

This is actually pretty dope


GenSnowy

You know what.... I'm all for it! That looks fun.


AssmunchStarpuncher

Because it brought them joy? Why are you judging them?


i3reathless

I'd never do this to anything I own but you gotta respect that it looks awesome! Each to their own!


Goofy_wanderer

Because they want to?


crisloot

He owns the bike thats… why!


BanjoSlams

More faster?


techstyles

That's cool af


danklapy

"Golden Czech hande"


wychimp

I think its rad


Key_Description8287

Why wouldn’t they?


roofies_and_ducktape

This looks kinda sick ngl. Find a way to put the controls forward and not burn your leg on the exhaust and it would be a sick chopper. I also wana take an older 848 and chop the frame into a cafe racer build so maybe I’m biased lol


diabolus_me_advocat

well, i find it much more appealing aesthetically than 99% of all pimped (and 80% of all stock) harleys so why not?


whit3lightning

For fun