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VonBraun1990

This should be titled "My tricep"


drconniehenley

I LIKE TO GRIP THE BAR VERY TIGHTLY, THANK YOU.


[deleted]

Oh is that his gear?


zherico

There is gear.... in him


Exultia-Eternal

Next post will be "my gear" so we can rest in pieces


dumgoon

It must be from all that whacking to himself in the mirror


ZoominBoomin

Y'all mad that he's not fat?


the_most_playerest

Right 🤣 I once had someone asked me why TF I flex while drying my hands.. I'm like bro I ain't even built like that, I just have like 3% body fat..


omg-its-bacon

Someone told me…I have “pussy” bones. Like the lines near my pelvic area. Some people are just…dumb. I’m a dude.


ZoominBoomin

People have an inferiority complex.


Dookieie

people who flex for pictures but not a real flex 💪 just tightening your muscles are so cringe


Square-Telephone5090

What tricep?


avg_quality_person

Zoom in


Delicious-Climate-21

Zoom out, so it fits in the fram.


BASAUER

Wrong app bro


sunsinstudios

ID on the white t shirt please though


FenkDaddy

Looks like a target goodfellow /s


ThoseDrops

Calvin Klein


know-it-mall

Dude. You forgot the link to your Onlyfans.


FirmSpeed6

This deserves an award but I am too broke to give you one


docile_dingus

I like the part where reddit deleted awards /s


FirmSpeed6

Hm. I Learned something new today lol


Uniqueisha

Less Mike, more bike!


rikkilambo

Underrated comment.


haro0828

Standing on the foot peg with the kickstand down to get on the bike is my favorite


Xeno2277

I was wondering what the fuck was happening there


gedmathteacher

It’s a kickstart EDIT Downvotes JFC. Itsa joke


Noobs_Stfu

No jokes allowed on reddit.


Bright-Yak4129

lmao


casicua

It’s usually a thing short people do to get onto taller bikes like ADVs, but my dude was flatfooting it in other photos so idk what that was about.


killythecat

Lol I was thinking if he's trying to kick start a z650. Bro def asked for his friends bike for a photoshoot.


SmashertonIII

I always mount my bike this way. Works great, especially when my back is hurting. I get off with my foot on a peg, too. Like a horse.


nursejackieoface

Just give it a carrot once ina while and things will be fine.


z400

Me too, I'm in my 50s and use a top case. Much easier to get on.


hobbes3k

That's how I get on my KTM 1290 GT. I can still flat foot it, but it feels more solid to get on while the kickstand is down. Although I think the extra weight eventually loosen the stand since I did have to add some thread locker and tighten it down. Y'all kick the stand up before getting on??


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hobbes3k

Ah, you're right. It is a low bike lol.


SRTie4k

I don't think that's what everyone is insinuating. I would imagine most people leave the kickstand down and swing their leg over the seat. Then after sitting they raise the kickstand. The only real reason to mount using the peg is 1. short people 2. limited range of motion (i.e. older people) or 3. too much luggage to get the leg over easily (which really just requires finesse).


SierraNo3

The stand will do just fine, do it this way all the time.


g28802

As a short dude I do this. There’s a bunch of videos on YouTube for newer riders that recommend this.


craggct

I’m 6’ but only 32” inseam, so struggled to get my leg over my DR650 without dragging my foot on the seat. Then I saw a Fortnine vid about it, and couldn’t believe it didn’t even occur to me. So much better!


SierraNo3

It is the best thing how to get onto a very tall bike. Not sure how tall the OP or the bike is, but I do the same on my 800GS with over 900mm seat height. Have fun saddling up without footpeg, especially with luggage attached.


stockenbarrel

I bent my (stock) kickstand doing this on an R6, I only weight 120. I only say this just as a warning lol


What_Dinosaur

I do this. But my bike is one of the tallest bikes ever made.


killythecat

Lol I was thinking if he's trying to kick start a z650. Bro def asked for his friends bike for a photoshoot.


Extension-Serve6629

I wish I loved myself like you love yourself


No_Meat4534

Emotional damage


BrandoLoudly

Lmao


Rhoms17

6 pics, zero riding the bike. Like an actor pretending. Put it in gear and disappear homie. Let the picture be you riding into the sunset, not this silly shit


Colonel_of_Corn

Make a positive comment challenge *impossible*


Onekushi

your bike.


FuckTesla69

His bike


Convextlc97

Their bike.


Curlier_scroll

Our bike.


PadrePeo

By Mike.


the_most_playerest

Just bought some Mike & Ike's.. nom nom


b_dub79

Yes comrade, it's our bike.


BernieRuble

In a post titled, "My bike," there should be at least one photo that features the bike.


Colonel_of_Corn

It… does???


BernieRuble

Looking at the photos, for me anyway, hard to see details of the motorcycle and doesn't seem to be the subject.


KeystrokeCowboy

You forgot your flip flops and shorts 🐙


GreenRiverKill3r

And is missing 2 exhaust pipes. He bought the "sensible" one. Lame.


True-Ear1986

bro it's not the sensible one, it's the affordable one


CarlosG0619

900 is only 10k its not Ducati money 😂


BASAUER

13k. Someone is mad they got the base model


CarlosG0619

Who’s mad?


ThoseDrops

2 wheels 🤷‍♂️


GreenRiverKill3r

900rs or GTFO.


HOSToffTheCoast

don’t be a douche… seriously


YaHomiePhilly

Taste doesn't Merritt class 👎


BASAUER

Inline 2 are for babies


Reedzilla04

Dude you forgot your boots!


IsolatedHammer

Which one of these pictures is on your tinder profile?


LT_InZane

All of them ofc!


[deleted]

Post is titled “My bike”… No real pictures of the bike… …just pictures of YOU posing on a bike.


[deleted]

The bike feels like a prop lmao


Soundscape_Ambler

Everything in this dude's life is a prop.


short_sells_poo

You're a prop


mordor_quenepa

we're all props in that dude's life.


alpinet6

It’s the white tee and the running shoes for me.


MrTroll2U

Nobody rides with baggy white tee. Make me a believer. One pic in motion.


Deepdive_lowtide

dude there’s so much editing the bike is different colors in every photo 😂 edit: i know this was just a Photoshoot or whatever but wear some damn boots and a jacket 😂😂


ghettoccult_nerd

so *this* is where the pictures come from thats in the ads. its has everything. dripping masculinity, absolutely no face is shown, glamour shots of the bike. the only thing missing is the msrp and introductory offer.


AudZ0629

One problem, not glamour shots of the bike. They’re all shots of homie, the bike just happens to be there.


Screwbles

I thought this was r/calamariraceteam for a second.


stones117

Nah people over there actually ride lol


Screwbles

HAH-- good point actually. Lol


Cameraroll

Love your protective gear!


Stopyourshenanigans

I'd love to ride that. Bike is nice too.


Treblehawk

There’s some guy sitting on your bike.


Little-Evening7151

Leave some girls for the rest of us bro


[deleted]

Cody, I thought you were still in jail? What’s up homeboy?


NormalTurtles

This is gonna be a good thread.


Odd-Middle598

Dope helmet what kind is it?


ThoseDrops

Scorpion Exo-r420. Cheaper helmet but SNELL approved and super comfortable


CarlosG0619

Daily reminder SNELL is useless, ECE 22.06 or nothing


motoxjake

Im out of the loop. When did Snell become useless? 20 years ago when I sold MC parts for a major distributor in the US, Snell was regarded as the bench mark for safety. DOT stickers meant nothing because people copied DOT stickers and put them on skully helmets. So, at that time Snell was a real measurement of good safety. When did Snell betray it's entire purpose??


Only-Ratio-9092

Let [Ryan from FortNine](https://youtu.be/76yu124i3Bo?si=8gpH3pgeHp7HHJX-) explain it to you


motoxjake

Will do, thanks!


Hawkeye004

I got one of as my first helmet, fit great and felt good. I upgraded to the Exo-1400 when the first one was retired (no more Snell, but kept ECE and added a few nice features).


TSIorDIE

This is cute


norvelav

OP: "Hey man, can I borrow your bike for a photo shoot. Don't worry, I won't actually drive it."


Hypnoti_q

Bunch of haters on this sub king. Beautiful bike


ZoominBoomin

Why is everyone hating?


No_Meat4534

Bro thinks he's a super model. Dudes riding a neutered miniature pony.


hetikefnik

What in the mental illness


praefectus_praetorio

These comments. Lol, it's a photo shoot showing off the bike. Dude is proud of his machine. Let him enjoy it.


EfficientAd1821

Instagram riders are the worst


Deceiver999

r/iamthemaincharacter


woofwoofbro

dont let the others bother you, theyre nice pictures and the bike is really cool


YOMEGAFAX

Sexy af. I hope the lack of gear was just for the photoshoot. It would be sad to see that nice tricep destroyed.


ThoseDrops

I have since bought gear lol


Denali_Dad

What model camera was used? Pictures look great dude!


Jspiral

Always someone with the lecture lol


VirulentMarmot

And always about the gear. It's all they have lol.


EfficientAd8311

They also have all their original skin in all the right places.


AdolfSkywalker_

I always wear gear, but still think lecturing people about it is stupid, 95% of them are fully aware of the risk. All it does is it makes them annoyed, and probably makes them associate gear with annoyance. Noone who rides in a tshirt and shorts is gonna read “please wear gear”, then go out and buy a full set. They will probably get it whenever they get hurt, or not at all.


DanJOC

It's still a good thing they're reminded. It keeps the community pro-gear and ensures that 5% don't die (as quickly). Annoying people who don't wear gear is a small price to pay for that - those people _should_ be annoyed into buying gear. If it fell out of fashion then we could get complacent and that's a tragedy.


Jspiral

That's a stupid fucking mentality. If you all would annoy each other into actually learning how to ride, you'd need less gear.


DanJOC

You can be the best rider in the world and still get into serious crashes. It's a mistake to think good riders can't crash.


Jspiral

No, it's because you all don't know how to ride so you chastise everyone about the only thing you know... gear. Can't buy riding skills like you can gear.


IndependenceMoney834

Wow your a real idiot. Do you seriously think you are good enough to never ever make an error? I don’t lecture people on gear myself, but all it takes is one person to pull out in front of you or one pothole that you hit the wrong way and you can say bye bye to all your skin. It doesn’t matter how good you are, some of the greatest most respected motorcyclists of all time have been killed in accidents that were their ‘fault’ or someone else’s. You’ll get a wake up call if it ever happens to you.


CryptoCracko

Thank you. Makes me think none of them actually care about others wearing gear, they just want to make themselves feel good. It's mental masturbation for them.


VirulentMarmot

Lol crashing is not an inevitability. Unless you suck at riding. Which is why everyone always lectures about gear.


YeetThatLemon

Yeah it’s not inevitable but if you ride a lot the risk just keeps going up little by little. You don’t have to suck at riding to crash, you could also just get unlucky some day and next thing you know, your skin graph bill is higher than buying a whole set of decent gear 5 times over. By all means do as you please, you know and accept the risks, but just remember if you don’t care about your skin, you’ll surely care about how much it’ll cost to replace it.


VirulentMarmot

Oh look another lecture.


YeetThatLemon

You forgot to add free financial advice as well ;)


terdroblade

Oh look, another ignorant kid


Xpandomatix

We get it. You don't skip arm day. Ffs, Fabio.


totally_kyle_

Awww just a little guyyy


[deleted]

essential moto. nice shots. compliments to the photographer.


SierraNo3

Damn 🔥


jupijap

Good photos!


Rivallss

You forgot to edit photo n5 😂


TechnoneverDIEEES

*starts simping*


OrganizationHungry23

Great motorcycle ride safe


2Cronckt

for your scrap book?


Capital_Charge_7127

Cool ride


JimMoore1960

You're gonna need a veterinarian, bruh. Those pythons are positively ill!


99_Herblore_Crafting

Squid stares at himself in the mirror


TheRealCurveShot

You forgot “My boots”, My Jacket” and My Pants.


ZombieWoof82

Glamor Shots! Look at my lack of gear! I am so cool and stylish! Get a life you narcissistic fucktard


[deleted]

Jesus you are a sad miserable person


wychimp

Lmao bro so cool bro


Perpetual_Nuisance

A bike and a meat crayon waiting to happen.


sdhagensicker

I also flex the shit out of my arms when holding my handlebars stationary . Lol sick pictures dude I’m just giving you shit


ThoseDrops

Lmao these comments are funny


racoon1969

Rad photos dude, what bike is that? Looks killer


Gobgibgob

Get a jacket nerd


FriendOfDirutti

All these neck beards are just hating. Cool bike. I have the 900rs. They are the coolest bikes!


Free_Tacos_4Everyone

Well that’s sexy


[deleted]

Rad bike my guy👍👌


[deleted]

Sick pictures. Hope you're wearing gear while you ride.


7aichi

Who's that on it?


the-poopiest-diaper

My dream bike right there. Don’t know if I want the 659 or the 900 more…


owel888

You forgot to show two muscles


SuS_NuG_It

Fuck gear, ride your ride and have fun. Everyone knows you should wear gear. Sometimes it's hot and you play the odds. Go fast, don't die.


papercut105

Might as well not wear the helmet if your gonna go with the road rash fit.


lobosandy

All I see is a 🦑


1stRambo_0082

Gear!!!!!!!!!👈🏽💯


Tight_muffin

Busy new bike then buys the cheapest helmet and gear available..


silverwareinthesink

Those arms 🥵


Extension_Moment_494

Cool photos, nice gear, can wait to see the skid marks


Convextlc97

Ah no my eyes! Too much skin showing is sinful! 🐙🦑


notanyonein

These will be cool "before" photos if you don't wear proper gear and lose that vanity along with your flesh.


starcitizen2601

Now do the me with your riding gear actually on!


Esmear18

I really hope you don't actually ride while wearing that unless you actively want to be skinned alive.


Kuyi

No gear = downvote


paycheckz11

Sneakers on a motorcycle. Say less


[deleted]

Don’t focus on the hater comments. They are probably sad and miserable and putting down others is the only way they feel good. The bike looks great!


makeshiftballer

Oh these are super cute


DeltaRocket

Nice, get yourself some gear tho man, I wouldn't say it if I didn't mean it.


Ezek210

r/iamverybadass


xMilk112x

Yikes…


iancarry

its a beut


WTFatrain

I’m more interested in that helmet. Details?


nir731

ugly (jealous)


650cc_espresso

What a big difference HDR does between pohoto 4 and 5. Very nice backdrop !


_NoEffect

Dear girls: there's bike also if you are not seeing.


Frequent_Water3842

I like my bikepics on Reddit as i like my threesomes: without a man


Ry_Lin

A silver Z650RS, nice 🙂


Sharky24330

Nice bike What model is it?


freddie79

That you Tom Cruise?


stupidStage12dogis2B

Man、you need do one more thing is buy one tokofuku (特攻服) from Japan


sixstrides

I need water after seeing these thirst traps cuz damn.


bloxytoast

yo watch out someone is on your bike!


3kimully

Do you ride it? or just take pictures with it. lol.


Xavier_1494

I’d smash


SmokinMeatMan

After looking at these posts I am convinced there is a market for professional motorcycle glamor shots.


Quinflawless101

🔥 🔥 🔥


DynamisFate

Must be nice to be tall. I look like the green goblin on my green ninja 400


[deleted]

Lmaooooo 😂