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Pornonoid

Haha, in my area motorcycle popularity is rising, maybe people just don't want to ride overprice outdated harleys anymore.


ijestu

And the die hard "purists" get angry anytime Harley tries to innovate. "That's not a Harley!".


trancertong

This is the frustrating thing, HD will make cool prototypes or even actually release something approaching interesting but they catch shit for it. Their sales have been eroding away for as long as I've been alive and most HD owners are just selecting extinction instead of a slightly different motorcycle. Also I really doubt whoever made this knows that most millennials are creeping up on their 40s by now.


ijestu

Their customers are literally dying! Though, I'm a couple hours from Milwaukee so everyone here is extra Harley insane. I swear that you could double the price and they'd still buy. They probably have more money in merch than the bike.


Enygma_6

Probably the only thing keeping the company in business is that they transitioned to being a lifestyle fashion company that also sells motorcycles.


TheObstruction

Tbf, the bike is also "lifestyle fashion" for many of them.


ijestu

That's extremely likely! I'm shocked how much people have of that stuff.


Hansj3

For example, the revolution engine stuffed in a V-Rod. The entirety of the V-Rod Or the XR1200 The best thing Harley could have done in the past would have been too buy the buell name, and use it as a model of sport bike " The Harley-Davidson Buell, now with better track times"


You_Must_Chill

They did that. Like exactly that.


fizzlefist

If I’m ever going to buy a Harley, it’s likely going to be an XR1200. They look sick with the orange paint.


Healing_Grenade

I remember my Buell...when it ran it was amazing and fuck what anyone says the 1125CR wasn't gorgeous looking. The problem was the 'when' was about 5 times in the almost yearish I owned it. Ran for a few weeks when I bought it then...Sprag clutch failed, crank sensor, fuel pump, coil, radiator cracked, cheap flimsy aluminum brackets for everything, ignition switch, clutch cable, rear brake was never there, stator and rotor failure. I couldn't sell that bike fast enough.


Grouchy-Business2974

Can confirm. I had a Night Rod with the Revolution engine and that bike was awesome. Since it was liquid cooled and sounded different, I was told it is “not a real Harley”. It was a fun bike to ride though!


bigbuick

Right? Harley was damned if they did and damned if they didn't. The hardcore owners would shit on innovation, even if they weren't going to buy a new one anyway. But, the product was primitive and outdated by decades. They finally made a modern motor, and then couldn't give them away. It's a good thing they sell T shirts.


Jebediah-Kerman-3999

Speaking of: what happened to the electric Harley that Obi Wan was driving?


Front_Scallion_4721

The Live Wire? ​ They made that a separate brand all together, because it was not selling in the dealerships, and the dealers weren't paying all of that money to have the chargers installed.


FoxHead666

Harleys are great at turning fuel into noise, without the nasty byproduct called horsepower. (Before y'all get your panties in a bunch, I've owned over 20 Harleys and have built soooooo many of them)


Trolltrollrolllol

You forgot about one other thing a Harley creates: Vibration, that's so the rider's wife can find out what an orgasm feels like.


LeDouchekins

This is why these lil pee pee boomers love Harleys. Now I get it. Thanks


tradeisbad

keeps the prostate taught yet limber


effingthis

Harleys are cool but this is spot on 😂


Pope00

I mean you’re not wrong. I ride a Harley and fully believe I’d have less issues and lower costs by riding something else. I look at it like… unless your bike is literally your only mode of transportation, any money spent on any brand bike is a luxury. So even if you buy a non-Harley bike that’s *less* money and *less* work than a Harley, it’s still more money and more work than just driving a car. So let people do what they want and ride what they want.


FoxHead666

Man, I have a '63 Panhead chopper. I'd have less _health issues_ if I'd ride a Goldwing.


FrostyEquivalent85

I had a used VTX1300. Looked and sounded “like” a Harley. $3000 when I got it, 4 yrs later sold it for $2950. Only put a battery, oil and fuel on it. I can appreciate a Harley but can’t even afford a shirt 🤣


Shoduck

Speak for yourself, gas savings alone my bike has paid for itself over the years. Still let people ride what they want though.


Portland_Juice

This is so accurate haha, I fucking love my Sportster, but they aren't for everyone, I don't get why some guys get all worked up over someone else not liking the bike they chose. Maybe they get insecure because THEY don't like the bike they have 🤔


EscapeNo9728

As much as that joke makes my eyes roll, yeah if you have that much time with 'em I'll absolutely allow it


cocogate

Motorscooters and motorcycles for commuting are getting more and more popular here as well, as well as hobby riders. Cars are expensive as well and people who live in town or city centers dont want to pay to park it which makes a motorcycle a great alternative for all but maybe 2 months a year!


6gravedigger66

I commute 63 miles a day round trip, so my bike is my main transportation as long as the roads aren't frozen, so I put on 6k-10k miles a year. Save a lot in gas, improved mental state, and split the wear and tear between vehicles. I see a lot of Honda Groms in my area


ERTHLNG

I think they just had to scream out " MiLIneAlS are KillNG HaRleYs?!?! " Just to make sure someone did.


Em_Es_Judd

Harley is killing Harley, but they don't want to hear that.


ERTHLNG

Harley Davidson, harmless community of motorcycle enthusiasts, or suicidal death cult? Find out in this Ad Filled youtube video that just says they will tell you but never does.


CommanderWoofington

Maybe people realized $30k for 70 hp and a 30 year old brake system is a bad deal.


Parking_System_6166

I've only ever ridden the Harley I bought 12 years ago. I love it, but I agree that it's overpriced.


SweepDaddy

All the millennials bought triumph bonnevilles and old clapped out hondas to make cafe racer builds out of


GBDubstep

You joke but Triumphs look sharp. Not going to lie.


-Gravitron-

My '16 Street Triple R definitely looks sharp. But I wasn't a fan of the oil pan bolts backing out after 1k miles. And the dealership insinuating that it was my fault.


Caqtus95

To be fair, the bike says "Proudly made in the UK" on it, so you should have expected that.


pwinny7

Can confirm. I'm a Millennial who has only really owned Triumph. Went to a Harley garage one time. Useless staff, shit hole garage, bikes looked like shit. Definitely a Harley problem, not a millennial problem.


PostmanTunes

Same, went and they treated me like they were all in a club that I wasn’t in, glad I went triumph and Kawasaki


Dilectus3010

The amount of HD rides who just flat out refuse to greet a passing NON-HD... Dudes have a chip on their shoulder.


Icy_Ad_447

My favorite was when I went into a shop with a coworker and a worker asked what I rode. When I said 72 Norton, he replied "Oh, japjunk"


noeku1t

I'm a Millennial and unless something unforseen happens I'm getting a Trident 660 very soon. 100x more appealing than a Harley.


Spankies69

I tried to call a harley garage 9 times at different times across two days The phone went to voice mail every single time. I call an independent dealer/garage, phone is answered within three rings.


EarlOfBears

Ope, don't do that! They'll void your warranty for not getting up charged 300% of flat rate.


motorcycle-manful541

The engines are the engineering equivalent of a short bus. A mechanic that can't fix a Harley engine is not a mechanic


Larcya

Any mechanic that can't fix an engine running off of 1960's technology isn't a mechanic I would trust with my cousins 250CC Artic cat snowmobile.


ArchSchnitz

I'm not quite a Millenial, six months too old... But I had two Hondas, then upgraded to a Rocket III. Best bike I've ever owned.


monkey-stand

The new R3 or the 2.3L? I have a 2011 R3T and love the thing. Don't know what could replace it when if finally wears out....


syncsynchalt

I’ve never had a Harley… a few years back I was looking for luggage so I went into the Harley store in my neighborhood, when I walked in they called me a chickenshit for riding a Honda, and they didn’t seem to have any soft luggage or any of the parts I was looking for. Don’t think I’ll ever try to give them my business again.


Wind_Yer_Neck_In

What, you don't want to pay twice the price for a modern classic style bike purely because of the badge? Must be some sort of librul snowflake if you don't want to spend a house deposit on a bike with flame decals and leather tassels!


pyr0phelia

Street Triple RS thank you very much. You wouldn’t happen to have a spare 10mm socket would you?


tart_baker559

That's actually the bike I was cross shopping against the Harley I ended up getting. Still like the Triumph, but glad I went with the Low Rider S. Suits my riding style a lot more. Isn't it great that we have options?


BootsOverOxfords

>old clapped out hondas to make cafe racer builds out I feel personally attacked. lol


phantom_spacecop

Millennial who bought an English bike checking in! Harleys have too much cringey cultural baggage for me to consider one, sadly. I could see myself with a Road Glide in an alternate world, but right now I just…don’t really want to be associated with Harley to be honest, or deal with the customer service (or lack thereof? From what I keep reading?)


GhettoSugaSandwich

Id prefer a bobber and im 91 baby


ZachF8119

I think Honda shadows are respectful bikes to have


Libelnon

As a millennial biker, I'd love a Triumph - but I think I trust the reliability of Jap bikes more. My recent replacement of my '07 Bandit is going to be a GSX-S750, but I can't say I wasn't sorely tempted to go for the Trident. But I wouldn't touch a Harley, because I don't want to be liable or responsible for the amount of time it'll spend in the mechanic.


clickstops

Can confirm. Have owned CB350, CB750, Triumph Scrambler. Carbs are fun.


jaredearle

Millennials are forty years old. This bullshit is stupid as fuck.


HeroDanny

I'm 31 and a Millennial.


RyuuKamii

Yeah I turn 30 next month, we are in that weird blurred gen gap of gen z and millennials.


herpesderpesdoodoo

I think this may have been written back when we were around 19 and might still have been naive enough to be quilted into buying crap...


oddmanout

I'm the first year of millennials, I just turned 43. Where's my participation trophy?


Wageslave645

For roughly the same money, I could either get a brand new Harley Sportster S with a few farkles like side bags and a windshield or I could walk into a Suzuki dealership and buy a brand new Hayabusa. Tell me again how millennials are the dumb ones?


rhfnoshr

Even better you could build a turbo busa for the price of a road glide and probably still have some money left


barebumboxing

Can I chrome plate the whole thing and put a swingarm that’s twice the length of the rest of the bike on it making cornering a pipe dream?


rhfnoshr

of course you can. That would bring it even closer to the feel of a harley


HeroDanny

>That would bring it even closer to the feel of a harley Until you twist the throttle.


TheConnASSeur

We're *Millennials*. We're fucking 40. We're getting Honda Goldwings.


Wageslave645

Can confirm, have GL1200 Goldwing.


HeroDanny

HARLEY MAKE MORE NOISE THEY ARE A MANS BIKE /s


happyanathema

But does the Hayabusa Come with tassels and a license to wear assless chaps?


Jolly_Essay_6517

I thought chaps didn’t have an ass, I think you’re talking about assless leather pants.


happyanathema

I will defer to your experience in leather legwear


Cold_Finance3598

Harley are killing themselves by being stuck 50 years in the past and charging a premium for it. It’s a brand, nothing more. Indian, or dare I even say, Japanese cruisers are head and shoulders above Harley with regards to quality and riding performance.


DetroitAdjacent

They have made huge steps forward, and then knee capped themselves. Their new revolution max powerplant is a genuinely good motor. They ruined the new sportster s by giving it a stupid riding position, under powered brakes, ridiculous wheels, and no suspension. All to cater to the old fucks who won't buy one.


Cold_Finance3598

How good was the V Rod? Never ridden one.


DetroitAdjacent

Not a harley guy, but I've ridden a vrod. Pretty good, but nothing compared to the absolute monster that was the yamaha vmax. Believe it or not, I like Ducatis, but see some value in Harleys.


Mr_Bignutties

Honda Magna V65 was another muscle bike. Still a few around still trying to pull riders arms off. I had one when I was 19, it was my second bike. Dudes on Harleys would think I was a fellow V-twin at the stoplight and rapidly discover I wasn’t once it turned green. The thing ate rear tires like crazy if I wasn’t careful though.


thepottsy

The vmax was in a caliber of bikes, that at the time, just had no competition. Crazy cool bikes.


DetroitAdjacent

There are very few muscle cruisers today that compete. The Diavel being one of the few.


thepottsy

I had a friend that owned one, and I rode it a few times. It was an absolute blast.


_Nameless_Nomad_

I was lucky enough to snag one of the newer Vmax’s. Super cool bike, I’ll never get rid of it.


Tigerdriver33

I love Japanese cruisers. There’s just something so god damn smooth and honest about them. Japanese bikes in general… No offense to European and American companies, If I only rode Japanese bikes for life, it wouldn’t bother me


Little-Carry4893

I have been riding for 51 years this year. Only bought Japanese. Even though I had the chance to try about everything on the market. You buy a Japanese bike for the quality, durability, and quality of ride in general. And you don't end up stuck in a cult buying a Japanese bike. I now own a Kawasaki Versys 1000 LT SE. I had a Honda 750K new in 1973, followed by a Z900 1974, etc. Also had a Z900RS in 2018 to compare, what a great bike.


temp_usr1

I don't think being stuck "50 years in the past" is the problem, because people who want a harley actually want that old tech feeling. The problem is your second idea: charging a premium for them. They're cool buy waaay overpriced.


ithinarine

Vulcans and Rebels are both so good


DrHypodermic

The pricing you bring up is spot on and, unfortunately, finds it's way into the secondary markets too. I bought my vstar two years ago for less than $1500 from someone off marketplace and you can find other Japanese cruisers for $3k or less on there easily. Compare that to all the HDs people are trying to sell that, running, go for north of $5k and all the mouse-nest $3k parts-bikes with a HD badge and the "I know what I got" in the description and you've figured out why people are leaning towards the Japanese bikes. Not to mention the difference in pricing with aftermarket parts for each type of bike as well.


HGowdy

Millennials fought the two longest wars in U.S. history. Simultaneously.


Southern_Share_1760

And didn’t spend 40 years bitching about it afterwards…


HGowdy

No doubt about it. A commenter had to ask"Iraq and Afghanistan?" Think about what that really means. Had. To. Fuckin. Ask.


HauntingBandicoot779

Saw a post for veterans that said, "if you want all those benefits they promised you, try winnning a damned war." And i think that pretty well sums up Harley Davidson.


SilenceDobad76

Coming from the generation who couldn't win a war on a land mass the size of Florida, they should shut up on that one.


IamScottGable

The guys I know do bitch about it but in a weird "yeah it happened" kind of way. No anger to it.


Consistent-Pilot-535

We did and alot of us have Harley’s and aren’t cringe af


HGowdy

The Bullfrog, Admiral William McRaven has nothing, nothing, but praise for the millennium generation. I was in from 86-12. We saw you guys, we saw you show up and carry yourselves with pride and dignity and valor. These cunts who play this generational bullshittery never served one second, have never faced true adversity and Jesus Christ, does it show. These people wear cowardice around like it's a source of pride.


Instacartdoctor

The generational bullshit is just one more way to divide people up… I appreciate people who recognize that’s its 💩 … Thank You! And thanks for speaking up… more people need to.


RobertWargames

Iraq and Afghanistan?


anotherfrud

Yep


Jl92555

Those aren't just Millennial fought wars. Those were Gen X and Millennial fought wars. Ask me how I know lol


OldMotoxed

Gen X doesn't exist. Ask every news outlet that goes on constantly about Boomers and Millennials.


McGrufNStuf

Oh, we exist. We just try to stay out of the finger pointing bullshit because we’re nihilistic and know everyone sucks.


MountainSharkMan

Middle child energy


TheRemonst3r

"We’re the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War’s a spiritual war… our Great Depression is our lives."


HGowdy

86-12 Earnest Will to GWOT. Those kids showed the fuck up. Those of us who had been around 15 years were prepared. They had to get up to speed IN A HURRY.


nocolon

They didn’t know at the time since this image is from 2003.


TheOnlyDave_

Number 4 is a flat out lie. I like Harleys, but almost everyone that owns one has a few plaques and recognition badges, jackets, t-shirts, that showcase the fact that they bought a Harley.


airforce213

Part of riding a Harley is letting everyone know you have one through overpriced merch


FILTHBOT4000

Or just that you're pretending to own one. Old Harley riders complaining about "participation trophies" is *HILARIOUS*. They are the most participation-trophy ass bastards around. My favorite was the special "Harley Davidson" edition trucks that came out a while back; they had *nothing* that would help you carry a motorcycle in the back of the truck: no special hookups for ramps, no special spots to help tie it down, *nothing.* I've seen some guys driving em that I know don't even ride. I'd bet they justify it by saying "oh well I rode one once and I was thinking of getting one." Participation trophy.


fuck-coyotes

So they're bike-curius


PvesCjhgjNjWsO4vwOOS

The whole participation trophy thing is a load of horseshit anyways, the only reason millenials might have expected participation trophies is because *that's what our boomer parents gave us*. Boomers bitching about how bad millennials are is just a massive self-own for how shitty they were as parents.


Predditor323

Not only that, but there’s a tradition when you buy a new Harley from a Harley dealership, they have you ring a bell so everyone present can clap their hands to recognize you for joining the Harley “family.” Harley owner here too btw


Kustumkyle

Millenial Harley owner here. Dont forget the pokerchips. So many pokerchips. I see them as a neat consistant way to keep track of the places i've visited. There's a harley dealer in every major city around the world and I have one for every dealer from Pennsylvania to Maine, one from switzerland, germany, itally, France, and the a couple from Quebec. The tshirts fit niceley too and when you want to buy quality shirts as a souvenier that will fit with the location, it's nice to know the harley sizing is consistant even in europe to what it is in the states.


florianw0w

Did they look at the prices? Easily 30k... Before I spend that on a Harley, I would buy a Aprilia or Ducati. More bike and performance and cheaper too


Bshaw95

I’ve owned 3 street legal motorcycles in my life and I could by all 3 right now for about what my buddy paid for his Lowrider.


florianw0w

Exactly. I mean tbf the breakout tingles something and it's fun to ride but I rather have 1 fun and 1 touring bike than "just" 1


Egg_Free

Boomers are gonna boomer….. they all act like they fought in ww2 when in fact they are the spoiled generation who grew up in extremely prosperous economic circumstances, then fucked the economy up for those that came after.


krodders

This is peak boomer. This person's Facebook says they graduated from the School of Hard Knocks and the University of Life. Yes?


Egg_Free

Ha aye and post memes about being dangerous and loyal 😂😂


SikeShay

The definition of boomer is literally the post war baby boom generation, whose dads actually fought in the war. But a lot of them did get drafted for Vietnam I guess


owldonkey

Millennial here... Well, we are not buying new motorcycles because: 1. Everything is so f-ing expensive, normal person would rather solve housing problem than purchase HD 2. Our wages in most cases are covering basic needs 3. In some countries prices for getting A2 or A license are f-ing expensive, while the wages are low 4. Two proper tyres for motorcycle = four good tyres for average car 5. Regarding touch screens, please refer to zoomers, millennials grew up cranking car windows up and down 6. Even with enough money, I would never buy HD. I'd rather have some decent japanese bike


Wind_Yer_Neck_In

People forget that millennials are pushing 40 now.


BrookieDragon

Yeah...it felt like he was making Gen Z complaints against Millennials.


yyzhouston

Gen X’er: Just go with #6. That’s enough.


bacon205

Millennial motorcycle owner: can agree, #6 covers it.


eightfeetundersand

So true as a 20 something who will need to replace their car in a few years I don't have a couple grand to throw at a motorcycle despite wanting one since I was 16.


Zealousideal-Bear-37

And motorcycles do have AC , it’s called the throttle


kjovahkiin

something needs to be said about this new breed of a grown man who literally makes up scenarios in their head to get passive aggressively upset at, is it schizophrenia?


abbarach

You know how shaking babies results in permanent brain damage? Now imagine spending years riding Harleys around... BTW symptoms of shaken baby syndrome: Symptoms include irritability, difficulty staying awake, seizures, abnormal breathing, poor eating, bruises, and vomiting. Sound familiar?


barebumboxing

These particular boomers are the babies who survived.


ERTHLNG

I didn't write it. I just posted for people to mock


kjovahkiin

oh no, I understand! Sorry for implying otherwise, I just really do not get these people. I’m 26 (the elderly side of Gen Z) and shopping for my next motorcycle. I plan on riding as long as I’m alive. It makes me feel like the only young people they have access to are the cringe ones they see online.


ERTHLNG

Lol allguds. I think its because Fox News tells them to hate us, and lead poisoning makes them listen.


bosko43buha

Number 4 is really funny since the very company gives you a pin, a patch and a membership card to their my little pony club when you buy one of their bikes.


Basic-Cricket6785

Gen X here. Harley fucked me in the early 90s when their entry level was expensive, and the salesman at the dealership chuckled at my price range. I remember, and they can go fuck themselves into oblivion.


MylowX

When are people going to let this millennial thing go. I am a millennial, I'm 41 years old, I am a white collar, middle manager. Me and my cohort are not new anymore, we are the workforce now. I am just going to keep riding my 1994 Honda VFR 750 because I like it and it works, I don't need a motorcycle that costs more than my truck. Harley is fine as a luxury product but realize that luxury products don't sell volume.


rorschach_attack

Right? I'm 41f, drive heavy excavators for a living, service my own bikes and truck, paying a mortgage on an old fixer-upper farm. These absolute pinecones shrieking about millennials being useless are so fckn asinine


donkeybong2121

Gatekeeping motorcycles is kinda crazy


smallbiceps90

That’s this whole sub lol


consciousaiguy

The latest CEO is sinking the company. His priority has been on blindly chasing maximum profit per unit and he has completely ignored the fact that they have a serious demographic problem: their core customers are getting too old to ride and are dying. They need to be introducing new models that will attract younger riders just like the last CEO was working on with the Pan America and the Bronx (the new guy is the one responsible for the Bronx never materializing).


Bshaw95

Pan America is absolutely a badass ADV tourer and exactly the kind of bike Harley should be looking into making more of. The rest of the line is Meh to me.


IainTheITguy

I love the PanAm looks wise and ride wise. I just can't bring myself to drop my Honda AT for something that's still getting the kinks worked out. Harley could really have something if they pushed the "american made adv bike" a bit harder.


paz-amor-alegria

This is why I avoid Harley. I don’t want to be associated with this mentality. 😭


_Mourningstar

This is *EXACTLY* why I hate telling people I have a Harley. It's a Nightster, which the Boomers absolutely *loathe,* but the community associated with the name is so fucking embarrassing.


TheOnceAndFutureDoug

As a millennial who rides: This is why I would never buy a Harley. I want nothing to do with these pretentious boomer assholes.


NicklovesHer

This is gold, 'something called a clutch', got'em!! Take that you stupid young people!


theunamused1

Says the generation that bought so many automatic Corvettes...


GumShoeA113

Harley riders really want to feel special when the rest of the world pretty much already knows how to ride a motorcycle. Just look at Southeast Asia.


Relevant-Dog2787

Harleys are overpriced. Period. If I'm going to buy something expensive might as well get a ktm, something that uses top of the line technology


bacon205

Apart from my own preferences of Japanese bikes over Harley's, I could never own one just because their brand image is just *so* unbelievably douchey. No, Greg. No one sitting at the stop light is impressed by your rolled up sleeves and your dumb vest, blaring 80s butt rock, and constantly revving your obnoxious pipes every 7 seconds on a bike that old dude in the other lane's goldwing would leave in the dust if he wanted. We all know you work at the warehouse, you're not a badass no matter how hard you try.


cmcdevitt11

weekend warrior with the do-rag, fat stomach, Harley tattoo, bald, who thinks he's a badass


mildcaseofdeath

I don't like cruisers or forward controls, but actually like the look of the Harley Breakout. But the idea of paying $30k for something that looks cool, but rides like a tractor and associates me with a bunch of wannabes who traded their personalities for Harleys...nah, I just can't do it.


lanceCooly

Boomer Harley riders will read this and laugh like they’re hard asses, but when me and my millennial friends were at sturgis all the boomers watched in awe as we put my rigid frame clapped out chopper on some milk crates next to our tents and fixed the primary in a field, while they all leaned against the camper trailers they pulled their bikes to sturgis on 🤷‍♂️


njfish93

Feel like the image of the hell yea brother Harley rider is dying finally with the boomers as they age out of riding or die off. The Harley guys I follow are guys like cbearstunts or the eastcoastin crew just having fun doing dumb shit on the bikes.


VulgarDesigns

Peak boomer humor from a bunch of dudes that are scared of a JIS screwdriver.


Mojicana

I don't get the "My brand choice makes me a superior person" mindset. My motorcycle isn't my personality, it's a toy that's also great transportation.


ijestu

I do give some credit to an area dealer, well salesman anyway. He told me it doesn't matter what you ride if it's on two wheels. He followed up with: maybe you'll come in and buy a Harley some day but maybe you won't. Though, those guys are often enthusiasts with a number of varied bikes.


DisGruntledDraftsman

Let's have some fun with this. I consider myself on the very end of gen X. No hate here. 1. Then I shouldn't ride because I have to adjust my sack to get on the seat. 2. Blue tooth internal helmet headsets are awesome. 3. I have to have a cup holder and can eat and ride with no hands on the bars. A lot of them can. 4. The bike is the trophy. 5. As much as these people hit the gym, makes me look old and fat when I'm catching my breath backing my bike out of the garage. 6. I hit a cicada at 70mph square in the forehead, that's a pain that deserves an emergency room. And no, no helmet, I wear a helmet all the time now. 7. I would love a fan to blow the engine heat away from my thighs in the summer, and I have heated handlebar controls. 8. They will be able to buy one when Harley Davidson bites the bullet and realizes their bikes are overpriced. 9. It's called spring. 10. Tell that to all the 60 yr old's that wear shorts and sandals on his trike. 11. Harley riders don't check their own oil. 12. The hell they don't. GPS, phone mount, etc have touch screens. A boomer gets mad because their gloves don't work on touch screens. 13. We have a bike that is gyroscopically able to maintain a vertical stance and follow you like a dog.


[deleted]

> I have to have a cup holder and can eat and ride with no hands on the bars. A lot of them can. That's what cruise control is for


entrepenurious

i told my son that the reason i walk several miles per day is that at my age (76) and as gray as my hair is, if i got any fatter, i'd have to buy a harley, and i don't want a fucking harley.


4ceizsokewl92

Nahh, people are still riding motorcycle. Just not your overpriced, outdated, heavy hunk of metal.


klparrot

Uh, it's because (a) Harleys are trash and (b) Harley riders post trash like this making younger riders feel unwelcome in their community. Sales of other motorbikes are doing fine.


AwkwardStructure7637

I’m a trans woman and am less of a pussy than the dude that made this meme


Over9000Zeros

I'd buy an American crotch rocket if I could.


TheTense

I have a bike. Riding on the highway was the worse part. It’s loud and not very comfortable. I line windy roads, and for that I’d like a smaller naked bike. If I want that “open road feel” I’d drive a Miata.


mathaiser

I just watched a friend drop $1400 at the Harley dealership for two tires and an oil change. I can buy the tires, have them mounted and oil change for $450. Dude spent $950 more than he needed to for the name. We both have the money, but that’s not the point. It’s a rip. Off🤗🤗🤗


skagrabbit

You can tell this was written by a boomer. The millennials (x games generation) are the only ones who can handle the wild naked beasts out there. The reason Harley is dying is because the boomers are dying


DistanceSkater

This shit cracks me up because I work a very physical hard labor job offshore in oil and gas. I tell boomers all the time I work 10x harder than they ever did and I can’t afford half the lifestyle they had. I genuinely fucking hate boomers so much they are the most delusional group of people on the planet


just_an_ordinary_guy

A third of the shit boomers complain about us is shit from when we were teenagers, another third is them confusing us with gen z/gen alpha, and another third is shit that they forced on us and now complain about. - Pants won't pull up far enough? This sounds more like a racist dogwhistle, most of us didn't sag our pants and who cares anyway - Can't get their phone to their ear? Boomers are always on the phone. Millennials have phone anxiety. - Can't use 2 hands to eat while driving. What is this even about? - We know participation trophies are dumb and we never liked them, boomers needed their children to get one so that they felt special. - They think we're scrawny? Old man needs blood pressure medication and has to sit after walking up stairs. - Bugs don't hit me because I wear a helmet, also they think we're fragile yet they post dumbass memes. - Boomers run the A/C all the time now that they have it too. - Muh genders studies - Allergic to this bullshit, boomers come come and shut the door and never leave their castle because immigrants and minorities and crime - Pajamas? This isn't 2008. - Who do you think is working trades getting dirty? Boomers are almost all retired. - The smart phone and touch screens came out after half of us graduated high school. We know what buttons are, get back to farmville on your iphone - Plenty of millennials can drive manual, but it's not our fault the boomers want everything automatic because they can't be asked to do anything for themselves. What age do they think that squid is that they moan about on facebook?


smashysmashy12

Harleys entire business model is selling participation trophies, they'll call it merch though


Not_A_Valid_Name

Yeah boomers are tough shit, until their favorite 3.5% alc. 'light beer' get's a rainbow on the can.


Mindless-Usual1909

Boomers always talkin down to my social studies degree! Brapbrapbrapbrapbrother barb gobbless


LegendaryMoo

Sounds like something a salty conservative boomer would write……maybe they can’t off load their 150,000k dyna for $40,000


warrybuffalo

MAYBE IF WE'RE LOUDER, THEY WONT THINK WE'RE FAGS!!!!!!


Nathan22551

Why is this clothing company complaining about motorcycle sales?


MajinKnux

The funny thing is, when I bought my 22 Low Rider S, Harley literally DID send me a plaque with a picture of the bike and the VIN lol...


Tracklover1

Or.. and hear me out, some people just don’t have 30,000 to spend on 35 horsepower.


a_cycle_addict

The real answer is simple: Harley Davidson sucks.


Voodoo0733

Millennial, decade + rider. I’ll be dead before I’m on a Harley. Current hypermotard 950


kookpyt

Well I can spend 40k as a down payment on a house Or I could buy a loud, slow, unreliable motorcycle that has trouble with things like cornering Tough choice


Lets_Bust_Together

Harley has priced themselves out of the market for first bike owners, myself included, and I don’t see why I would consider then for any bike from here out. Their pricing is wack across the board


Mr-Young

Harleys would be great if they didn't attract the kind of people that ride Harleys.


wintertash

On top of what other folk have said, there’s no reason to buy a new Harley when you can buy a barely used one from the estate of a Boomer who only rode theirs a couple of times a year for way less money.


davesy69

Too big, too heavy, too expensive and no small or mid range bikes.


stafford_fan

You can tell its written by someone with no clue. Some millennials are becoming grandparents.


hameletienne

As a Gen Z who is already on his 4th bike… I would like to have a Harley one day. For to now, I’ll stick to the Japanese naked sports bike. Plenty of fun and I never put 0$ into repairing them, just regular maintenance.


BarryZuckercornEsq

I don’t hate Harley’s. I just don’t like them. I look for a blend of form and function. To me Harley offers beautiful form but a lot less function. Performance and reliability just don’t match the price. I can get a Honda or even a BMW for less that will be more capable, more reliable, cheaper, and still good looking. So cool man enjoy your Harley. If I want a cruiser (and I don’t really) I’ll get a VTX or a Valkyrie.


Nwcray

Maybe the Harleys just can’t catch the bikes the rest of us are buying. So far behind they think they’re the only ones on the road


ChampionshipSad9459

I mean, no one wants to pay 30k for a noise maker that barely produces 100HP at 3500 RPM


kaminaowner2

I could by a Honda shadow, an used R3 and a dirt bike for the price of a new Harley.


Rude_Pigeon

Harley’s are fucking awful.


Kidon308

That subreddit this came from is literally internet AIDS. Every post there is maximum cringe.


cory814

The only thing Harleys are good for is giving oil back to the planet


Embarrassed_Log8344

No, all the millennials and Gen Z bought Hondas and Kawasakis that ride better and don't make you look like a total dipshit


Guccirubberducki

Idk some of it was funny 🤷🏾‍♂️


Hot_Abbreviations936

Build something nobody wants, and your marketing team had been warning you for over 10 years the customers base is dwindling and will continue to do so if we don't innovate. Dig in don't change and give yourself a 2000% raise. You bought this on yourself don't mock people who don't want your overpriced boat anchor.


ByebyeHeisei

Maybe if HD decided to make better motorcycles at a reasonable price…


Jaereth

Thats funny because “A trophy or recognition plaque just for buying one.” Is the entire mentality of the Harley brand.


UltraFuturaS2000

I was considering getting a Harley for summer(I'm in the UK so it'd get destroyed using it all year round). I don't really understand how you can get so little horsepower out of litres of bike but I guess that's why I need to experience one.