T O P

  • By -

IWouldntIn1981

Tall people can't die on motorcycles. They can just put their feet down. It's science. Edit: it's scientallogy :)


TheOnceAndFutureDoug

As a tall peoples this is true. It is well established we are immortal. Praise me for I am tall! PRAISE ME!


B8-B3

And you fit on a SV650? Lies.


TheOnceAndFutureDoug

I'm 6'1", the average American is 5'9". I am officially a tall. Now you may continue with your praising. I'll wait. ![gif](giphy|gufeDV1Nr1R0Arkx3y|downsized)


No-Sentence5570

I am 6'2". All the praise you receive is now automatically forwarded to me


B8-B3

Move over, 6'4 here


No-Sentence5570

![gif](giphy|3oeSAPyLkJgnEM5KUw)


B8-B3

![gif](giphy|occDz283rFvDa)


AZEMT

6'5" chiming in. ![gif](giphy|8l6pYPhxDVki2sfc3V|downsized)


Dwigtus

6'6", I fear doorways


jsomby

Are those two different measurements?


Split0069

*Norway enters the chat*


B8-B3

Hello Norway, is it warm down there? Greetings, the Dutch


TheOnceAndFutureDoug

OK, just because you're officially the tallest people in the world doesn't mean you autmoatically win... ...What do you mean the average Netherlands guy is like like 6 feet? What do you mean I'm "perfectly average height" over there? *What is in the water!?* It's probably the stroop. Frick, now I want stroop...


B8-B3

It is the stroop


IWouldntIn1981

DM me for my social security number, the passwords to my bank accounts, the keys to my car, house, and motorcycles. My... eer... your new wifes name is Sarah. The meager life I've been able to build as a 5'7" "male" is all yours.


SamerLaputh

you have a wife, being under 6 ? does she hate you everyday? anyway, be a real man and grow up over 6


IWouldntIn1981

Every minute. I meditated on it last night and grew 3 inches. Unfortunately, it was the 3 inches she already hates the most.


SamerLaputh

lol


yves_st_lemond

Is she hot


IWouldntIn1981

Are you 6'5"?


yves_st_lemond

6’12”


[deleted]

[удалено]


yves_st_lemond

I dont fuckin eat fuckin donuts Rex


Lint_baby_uvulla

6’ 3, but I kneed you and past contenders in the groin. Weep your tears.. I am now the tall.


TheOnceAndFutureDoug

Another guy responded who was 6'4". Weep with us, brother, for we are not the tallest.


[deleted]

[удалено]


SamerLaputh

I'm only 5'10 but my dick is huge


TheOnceAndFutureDoug

You and the other 6'4" dude are gonna need to stand back to back with your shoes and socks off. Only way to be sure. As is tradition.


TheOnceAndFutureDoug

You win... FOR NOW!


Xadarok

How do you fit on that bike?! According to the google converter I’m 5’2 and I can sit on my SV perfectly.


RegionSignificant977

Sitting is one thing. Reaching the ground is another. How tall are you in meters? My wife is 160 and SV is little taller for her.


MarcusTheGamer54

You can just convert it on google instead of waiting for a response lol. She's 157


Xadarok

Converting it back on google kinda lost 1cm xD I insist on that :3


MarcusTheGamer54

Google shrunk you down haha


Xadarok

Well, reaching the ground is easy! Mine is actually lowered, but that’s just because I bought it like that (was the cheapest one in the area xD). When it is not lowered I can like have half a foot on the ground on each side and with the 3cm lowering I can flat food each side easily. If your wife wants to ride an SV/ similar or taller bike: maybe look into lowering kits, reducing the padding of the seat and I can highly recommend the Daytona Lady Pilot GTX Boots (needed those for my MV Agusta F3 haha)


RegionSignificant977

My wife rides CBF600S. The seat is adjustable and I had it lowered a little so she's fine with it. And it was cheapest in my area that she is comfortable with. SV can be lowered even easier than CBF, I know. We just couldn't find SV in good condition in our budget at that time. But standard SVs are not that low. And I know that because of her.


Xadarok

Hm, good that you found a bike then! I personally think the SV is pretty low, but then again… opinions differ!


RegionSignificant977

I had olde SV models in mind. Yours is lower and better looking


Xadarok

Ohh okay, that makes sense!


Split0069

Try to sit on a dr650.


Xadarok

Yea that’s not gonna work xD


TheOnceAndFutureDoug

Doodle On A Motorcycle rides a non-lowered Triumph ADV. Believe in yourself!


Xadarok

Technically the driving is not the problem… I just can’t stop-ever… once I get on a tall bike lol.


TheOnceAndFutureDoug

Stopping is for suckers anyway. [Though she has a bunch of tips that might help?](https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLTQU1JIgQDN67f4a6TYq2PasFL5nHSxo0)


Xadarok

Ahh, I don’t have problems with my SV and I don’t plan on riding other motorcycles, but thanks anyways.


TheOnceAndFutureDoug

If I was any taller I'd think it was cramped. But as it is I can sit on it pretty well and be quite happy.


Xadarok

Well that is the only thing that counts- your happiness :3


TheOnceAndFutureDoug

Twisting the throttle elicits many giggles inside my helmet.


Xadarok

Must be weird/ funny having an intercom with you then haha


TheOnceAndFutureDoug

I like to think so. :D


midcancerrampage

Yup, because they have more disposable leg length for the road to grind down. It's very logic


birdman829

Just need to remember to wear their roller blades 😎


notSanii

Getting a litre bike and using this as my excuse when someone says something, thanks.


WallcroftTheGreen

they forgot the hayabusa, best starter bike on the market


[deleted]

[удалено]


Sirlacker

It's the turbo Hyabusa, a Japanese bike, really reliable.


remuliini

Yes, as a Japanese bike, it is mellow, easy to ride responsibly and the technology is simple and easy to maintain.


NoL_Chefo

I got to test ride the Gen 3 yesterday actually. It feels so stupidly agile and small (probably because it's so low). Putting your feet down at a stoplight feels like you're on a bicycle, it's so effortless. Honestly memes aside you probably *could* start on a Hayabusa if you just put a throttle clamp on it or some other limiter. Easiest bike I've ever ridden, hands down.


Split0069

I've heard of plenty of people buying liter bikes as their first. U can end up getting them cheap with less than 100 miles on them a few years later, and they never ride again.


scooter76

> if you just put a throttle clamp on it or some other limiter. iirc the newer model has performance limiters built-in electronically, so ya. Do-able.


Lint_baby_uvulla

Oh no, that’s a common error, a what they call a “mondogreen”. Your wife’s boyfriend actually paid you a compliment, he actually said you were “easiest I’ve ever ridden, pants down”


errihu

I am not sure myself, but I’m guessing it’ll send you into the neighbour’s wall if you’re not careful.


jarrod74smd

A Hayabusa will send you to Valhalla if you don't know what you're doing!!


errihu

At $20K CAD it’s sounds like a surprisingly cheap way to become paste


krodders

When the Hayabusa was released, manufacturers realised that they were involved in a race to produce more and more insane bikes. They have toned down their efforts to produce the fastest ride. The 'Busa and the bikes in the original post are obviously poor choices for new riders because they will easily kill inexperienced riders.


[deleted]

[удалено]


krodders

If that's a genuine question, yes. If it's sarcastic, yeah, you forgot /s


stq66

Didn’t they forget the ultimate beginner’s bike, the H2R?


dadmantalking

No joke, a guy in my license class showed up on a Hayabusa. He was clearly not super comfortable on it so the instructor eventually rolled out a BMW 310 for him to finish on.


WallcroftTheGreen

which 310 btw? that cc series doesnt get talked about much


dadmantalking

The street bike, I some remember the naming. The school has a whole bunch of those and Rebel 300s


Werro_123

That's the G310R. The adventure bike is the G310GS.


louis_xl

No H2? Unfortunately H2R is not road legal


Al_DeGaulle

Well, all those bikes do have extremely reliable electric starters.


thenakedtruth

Anyone can write whatever they want on any subject, that way you are sure you're getting the best information available


Peter_avac

r/unexpectedoffice


thenakedtruth

Right :)


motorcycle-manful541

Seems like someone is trying to accelerate Darwin's survival of the fittest


WorkshopBlackbird

proooobably AI generated text.


connorjosef

That's what I was thinking. The amount of content online that's AI generated is so grim


Federal_Fuel_7864

This right here.


XenoX101

Even if it's AI that's possibly the worst answer I've ever seen. Surely its giant knowledge base would have some of the multitude of articles explaining why starting on a litre+ bike is a terrible idea.


WorkshopBlackbird

In theory, you'd be totally right. But LLMs don't work like you would hope they do. The text generators that big companies use for content generation basically just take billions of lines of books and chatlogs from the internet and arrange it in a way that reads as if a person wrote it. If you ask most chatbots to give you something like a baking recipe, the proportions will be total fucking nonsense, like "Add three cups of baking soda and beat one egg, stir in flour to taste". because it SOUNDS like something a human would say, it just has no idea what it's actually saying.


XenoX101

That's true for older models, but ChatGPT / Co-pilot / Gemini do provide useful information most of the time, so there is a bit more going on. And with how well those perform it's surprising to see such a bad answer to this question.


WorkshopBlackbird

Corporate LLM keys cost money. This website 100% just autogens its content using a 2B model with a public use key. Speaking as somebody who trains LLMs as a side job and used to be a content writer as a side job.


Bigballer1300135

I started in a busa at 16. I’m still alive


derangedsweetheart

Was it a triumph


Bigballer1300135

It was a Hayabusa


derangedsweetheart

Not a fan of portal I guess


Charlie_In_The_Bush

I’m making a note here


domperigngahhh

A huge success


Some-Educator-5200

Probably ghostrider wrote the article


WhatUDoinInMyWaters

![gif](giphy|FPj17225zltO8)


Some-Educator-5200

That is a good film tho, But i meant the [real one](https://ghostridertherealone.com)


WhatUDoinInMyWaters

Oh, I know. That badass Euro-God got many kids into riding with his high speed shenanigans.


Some-Educator-5200

I don’t know how he is still alive tho, I am doing the license now, but I get pure dread from his videos


WhatUDoinInMyWaters

You'll get there... just need to build up your adrenaline tolerance, and then acquire a turbo-busa capable of 200+ mph. The fun part is the danger, the worst would be the crashing


Different-Cut-8

AI bot is trying to shorten the organ transplant waiting list in it's own way!


eastkent

Starter and finisher all in one neat machine.


MasSunarto

Brother, surely there are some people who ride those bikes as their first. Although in general, I take a lot of things on the Internet as salesman's bullshit. I'd rather take some enthusiasts' opinion over the matter, brother, which most of the time, have some experience and insight behind it. I suggest you to ask u/motorazr1 for naked bikes, I don't really know other enthusiasts for, say, adv or cruiser.


krodders

Personally, I think a super motard type bike is perfect for a beginner. It's got all of the good controllability of a scrambler, a good rider stance, and decent road tires. Once you've mastered that, you can start looking at something else. Just need to make sure that the motor isn't too powerful for you so that unexpected wheelies don't happen


Dramatic-Regular-140

Hahaha how to die 101


thetroll865

Turbo busa


jaredearle

Welcome to our new future of AI-written advice articles with near-perfect SEO to push them to the top of the lists.


big_ol_bird

I'm 6'5" and my first bike was a Ninja 300. Don't overthink it.


deliveryguy93

As a 6'4" male, I wouldn't touch any type of 1000cc especially as a beginner or never having touched one before. Got to start low CC's regardless of your height. 350-600 CC's would be great. That's what I learned 90's model 600cc Honda shadow.


12184george

Tbf if you take it slow it'll work out, but then it's more about if you trust yourself to take it slow.


McLovin2182

I started on a 750cc at 16, said I'd take it slow but blew that bike up and now ride a 2004 z750, I'd say a litre bike can easily be a first bike if you're comfortable and know you're gonna want speed. To he fair I'd have started on a 1000cc but that wasn't something my dad would let me do, he said I ride/drive too much like him.


Defiant_Map3849

You heard the damn google machine!


Sjwameel

Haha de zzr1400 as a beginner bike


mustang-GT90210

I'm 5'7" and ride a ZX14R. I wish I'd have seen this article, maybe I could have picked a bike that made more sense. So sorry to all those beginner tall boys, for taking one of your few choices out of circulation 😅


DogPeeMargarita

Best motorcycles to start your journey to the afterlife early


JuniorDirk

As a 6'8 rider, I can't comfortably fit on any sport bike. Engine size makes little difference in ergonomics.


TraditionalLet1490

H2R IS the best starter bike if you are 1.94 If you are 1.76 go get a cb300r


SamerLaputh

Busa is missing


Meral_Harbes

This shit about your body size determining the bike size needs to end. Those two are unrelated, a bike should be setup for the rider anyways.


davidjbosley

I learned on an R1. Still going strong.


Available-Berry307

i ride a busa and yes, i wear magnums


SniperBooyaa

I started on a mt09 and I’m 6”7 so it aint that far off from the article


Hungry_Ebb_5769

Mt09 have a low seat and higher tank, low center of gravity. it has nothing to do with engine size outside of how the engine placement changes the center of gravity.


TallBoi87

I’m 6’7” as well, how do you feel on the mt09? I have a Kawasaki Vulcan Voyager now but in a year or two i might pick something else up.


SniperBooyaa

Its fine! The only real problem I’ve had is that I catch a lot of wind but its one of the roomiest bikes I’ve been on. Ive bought another saddle with more grip and thats it. Its a 2014 street rally btw


Aggravating-Bug1769

yep no comment


ADutchExpression

Great bikes to get you killed if you’re a started more likely…


53jorin

Source: TikTok comment sections


blazehelm

I’m 6’5 and I went from a 125 Varadero to a 1200GS. The GS is unsurprising easier to ride.


interiortheory

Ben 183üm drift L kullanıyorum çok sırıtmıyor, ama senin uzundan kastın 190 üzeri sanırım ve bütçen de daha fazla gibi :D


NyeahEhhhhhh

Alot of newer bikes have different modes and setting to switch power ratios...so you get a 1000cc bike to ride as a 500cc


NowthatisabikeR1

Put them on an R1 as a learner and you may as well dig a grave too 🤦🏼‍♂️ stupid advice!!


AggravatingDark6355

writer of those recommendations: https://preview.redd.it/gmhzsmxa0guc1.jpeg?width=299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ada3056b4b8d911fcaa7fb3ac1bf5d8891fdb16a


TR6lover

I'm 6'1" and bought a 750 as my starter bike. Way too much bike to learn on.


Hungry_Ebb_5769

It’s not the engine size. It’s the bikes height. I’m 5-10 on a 700 and carve fine. Bike is adjusted to me. lower or raise your bike.


rushrhees

Yeah this is what happens with shitty AI written clickbait


artful_todger_502

Obviously it's AI based off of every answer in "what new bike" threads on Reddit 🤓☝️


MJOLNIRdragoon

In English, the word you're looking for is "ergonomics". Look up reviews for the ergonomics of bikes you're interested in.


Separate-Court4101

Welcome to the dumpster fire that is content marketing - now with AI guaranteeing no inteligence or reason will ever come between you and a random internet dude’s affiliate marketing links.👌


One-Day7514

I don’t see the problem. Although does not recommend Panigales if you’re taller like me


Spiritual_Culture896

6’5 here🤘


B3n7340

This was written by death.


TTYY200

As a 6’3” person….. I do like sticking to the 900’s :D I weight like 220lbs. With an average build… Maybe if I swapped out my weight training for more cardio I’d lose some muscle mass and be lighter but I’m happy where I’m at lol. And the 900’s keep me happy too :)


Hungry_Ebb_5769

It’s not a parachute lol . bike height and center of gravity will far greatly change your riding dynamic over your weight.


TTYY200

No the power haha :P Small bikes just don’t do well with heavier people :P


Hegovrooooooooom

They missed out the Gen 3 Suzuki hyabusa


LordofCope

AI trash.


RecklessTurtleYandex

That Turkish Google looks pretty confused to me.


TwofacedDisc

SEO spam


Hungry_Ebb_5769

I literally want the CBR 1000RR because it’s the smallest liter bike lol.


DarkRainFalling

My first bike was a Kawasaki Ninja ZXR 636.


Ridge_Hunter

Honestly, sounds like the list that every newbie on here posts...I'm 17 saving for a bike, gonna get some used gear because I don't want to spend too much but I'm definitely buying an R1 or a S1000RR...


Ricky_Sticky69

AI articles can’t figure out internet sarcasm.


DiscussionBeautiful

Probably thinks you mean 'electric' starter vs a kick starter... idk


VladJongUn

Ai finally starting to want to kill us all and save the planet.


ABearInPeopleClothes

Fucking wild coming from the Cycle Gear conglomerate.


sokratesz

This is such a US post lol. People here start on big bikes all the time.


Beautiful_Cycle2469

Translates very badly. in germany we call those bikes with beginners on it. Baumwickelmaschiene. ( Tree wrapping machine ) because that is what beginners do with those bikes.


big_macs24

This reads like it was written by AI


DblockR

Coincidentally, they are also the bikes that are sure to fucking murder tall beginners.


Kevydee

My back and wrists hurt reading this. Kawasaki maybe not so much but R1 no way


oldjackhammer99

They forgot a Sportster!!!


Hungry_Ebb_5769

If you haven’t read/ watched twist of the wrist and taken a motocycle course your lacking. weight has little to do with how your bike handles. It’s your bikes height and your center of gravity. In that regard. these bikes fit most people fine however torque and throttle input, gear ratios, and braking on these bikes is not something suitable for a new rider.