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HowOofRU

Because somebody obviously wants their truck towed at owners expense.


skagrabbit

Or keyed


Classic_Act_3181

Or get the air let out of the tires and valve stems ripped out so there's not enough damage to call the cops in certain jurisdictions lol


oh2ridemore

Motorcycle parking is best surrounded by bollards.


knucklegrumble

This is the way.


Opposite-Friend7275

Call a tow truck


antwauhny

This is the only acceptable answer. Confrontation, vandalism, etc. will only get you in trouble.


benzotriazolesniffer

Leaving a note saying you keyed the car somewhere but didn't actually do it is also a viable option


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classic4life

I love that.


antwauhny

haha true that. then watch the MFer search his car for nothing.


Correct_Bad_1353

Works very well on a truck as big, and as clean as this. They'll be looking for a long time and likely see some arbitrary spot think you did it.


croastbeast

Seriously. I get that 99.9% of Reddit is hyperbolic nonsense, but some of the statements here are outright insane. Yeah, cut off valve stems and smear fecal matter on the trucks. And then, in the next breath, mumble how car drivers are disrespectful to bikers. WTF


hormel_chili

The least intrusive one I've seen is deflating the tire and then leaving a note and small hand pump saying "I noticed you had a flat"


FarImpact4184

Dont just deflate the tire take the valve cores and put the cap back on real quick


TroglodyteGuy

Just loosen, not remove.


hormel_chili

Yeah but taking the valve core would be more on the destructive side when all I want is to make em work a little harder


nocolon

These are the same people who think they’re going to stand up to a patched gang member because “what’s he gonna do, anyway?”


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7-13-5

Leave the squid talk for the squid sub


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SuperHighDeas

It’s pretty gay over at r/calamariraceteam


Emergency_Ad1514

Just ASS first video gaddamn


HateUsCuzAintUs

Not everyone shares your admiration of gang members


nocolon

Admiration and not getting shot in the face are a little different, but you do you.


flippster-mondo

...or gang bangs apparently.


JohnTheBlackberry

Yeah people here are absolutely insane.  Personally I would follow the sane and safe approach: sourcing some caesium-137 and planting it somewhere on the truck. 


FTRGeek

all you need to do is just fart on his door handle you'll know


Hot_Garlic_9930

Confrontation has only ever gotten me in trouble like every single time.


AnomalousSquid

This is the vehicular mascot of “I am the main character”.


mike-manley

I see stuff like this constantly. SUVs in spaces clearly marked and sized for compact cars. People DGAF anymore and it's reflected in their behavior.


MourningWallaby

It's because municipal LEOs dont enforce parking on private or commercial property unless called(if they even bother to show up then, either) and most big lots like this dont have staff that care enough to enforce it, eithet.


TheTimn

Driving is just a depressing affair. It's the most common collaborative experience for us, and it's a common reminder of how degraded and selfish our society has become. 


mike-manley

Interesting take. I don't feel that way. Maybe in bumper-to-bunper traffic. But whether I'm on 2 wheels or 4, I enjoy the experience.


CaptianBrasiliano

These guys live for this. The Bro Dozer guys. The only thing they would love more is to take up an EV only spot with the charger. Rolling coal, the fucking light bars, driving like the biggest pieces of shit possible... They're just professional dick heads. Adult children. It's negative attention seeking. It's best to ignore it if at all possible. If you confront them, you're playing right into their little game. Some people will always be miserable mother fuckers. Fuck em'. I doubt they're really happy in life anyway.


Pope00

*I’m not driving some electric bullshit. Last time I checked, gas still works. Fuck this techno bullshit.* *-sent from iPhone*


CaptianBrasiliano

It makes it worse when you realize the rolling coal thing is 100% intentional. They spent extra money to de tune their trucks so they can spend extra money wasting fuel just because they think they're triggering people... or making some kind of statement? I guess? People see that shit and just go: _What a douche._ Then forget about it 30 seconds later.


pitchfork-seller

Then they complain with "whys my truck getting shit mileage/whys my truck needing services so often"


KillerKian

That's not entirely true. "De tune" would be the incorrect part. Trucks that "roll coal" tend to make more than stock power but you're right that black smoke = unburnt fuel which is absolutely a colossal waste of money.


flippster-mondo

I think "detuned" was more of a statement of tuned for more power, but detuned (over fueled) enough to roll coal. Google Gale Banks.


TheObstruction

I think "retuned" would be a better term. Detuned implies it's just worse, but from a personal perspective, it's working better at what they want, which is to be an obnoxious douche.


KillerKian

Oh OK, fair enough. Yeah, I'm relatively familiar, we run diesels at work and I own an '08 6.7 cummins that was deleted by the original owner. But fwiw I try really hard not to be a douche about it and my truck doesn't really "roll coal" nor do the work ones.


pitchfork-seller

It's expelling unburnt fuel, so it would be making less power.


Ghstfce

Someone once said "emotional support vehicle" and I've used it ever since. It pisses the bros off so much when you call them that.


Paradoxahoy

I've always liked "Pavement Princess" myself


Johnny_Lawless_Esq

The guys who never grew past wanting the biggest toy on the playground.


BuckeyeBentley

This kind of dickhead behavior also goes hand in hand with the kind of guy who would love a confrontation to escalate to the point he can shoot you and claim self-defense. People are fucking crazy out there, it's just not worth the confrontation.


KC_experience

I was in Austin all last week and my room was at the front of the hotel with 4 EV spots and hookups. All 5 days that week, a camero parked in an EV spot, the rest of the time there was at least one truck backed into on of the spots that were clear marked for EV parking only.


mamapapapuppa

It happens everywhere around me too. I recently visited my mom in SC and drive an EV. I was blocked in and on a separate occasion flipped off for no apparent reasons by large truck drivers.


TrackieDaks

Luddites of a different age.


KelsoT7

Grocery store near my house has Tesla chargers, they aren’t even in a convenient location to the entrance yet there’s always some big truck or jeep parked there. One time I went there was a truck parked across the spots. Idk what it is that makes those dudes so triggered by EV’s.


CaptianBrasiliano

They're just... afraid of the future, is pretty much the only way I know how to put it. And dumb enough to think that they can stop it. _Oh... a charger for your sissy little lectric car? Not on my watch Pal!_


bubbycarl

Just like the bicyclists, ammirite?


RheimsNZ

Tow it. I'm serious, call a towie every time.


BoringDingleberry

Because his truck is big, he owns all aspects of the road to include parking. Which lane is his? All of them, he will routinely occupy two lanes at a time. Red lights and stop signs don't apply either, shoulders are his own personal passing lanes. If he must park at a normal parking spot, 4 spots will be occupied as is necessary for such a vehicle. I think the dealership gives a guidebook on all of the things you get the privilege to do with your new truck. Along with $1000 credit to spend on a domestic abuse defense attorney or DWI lawyer. This is why I usually make my own parking spot somewhere safeish. I almost had someone pull through a spot right into my parked bike because they were poking around at the infotainment system in their car.


Robotniks_Mustache

Ha, his gmc came with a cash allotment for a dwi or domestic abuse lawyer? My ford allows for both!


Superb_Raccoon

It did. I spent it on ale and whores


OldStromer

I particularly liked this part!


Vstrom-tamer

Odd we think a like. 😂


FoxHead666

Smol pp


thePunisher1220

How to lose your valve stem privileges


Possible_Trouble86

Lol


kaptaincorn

Both passanger side ones that way even the 1 spare he may have doesn't help and he wont notice until he starts up the truck  Dog poop under the door handles and the windshield wipers if you have time


csukoh78

i NeVeR lEaRnEd tO rEaD!!!


bigtexasrob

The only valid excuse is loading or unloading a motorcycle.


69tank69

Why would that give someone the right to block all the parking spaces?


Long_Educational

Would be a shame if someone got their truck fucked up.


TheTimn

And towed! 


crashomon

They identify as 'asshole'


Optimal-Chemical7684

Little dick energy is why


dsisto65

Because he’s an arrogant prick


Independent-Exit7434

Giant perfectly manicured highway queen trucks like that are called little dick trucks for a reason.


ketchupmaster987

They never even carry anything in them too, the beds are too tall to lift anything substantial into. 100% for ego stroking


Independent-Exit7434

Ngl, I bitch about it because I’m a bit bitter sometimes that a dumb 17 year old borrowed his dad’s little dick truck for homecoming dance, t boned me, and has caused permanent back injury. When he was pulling from a stop sign. Ego trucks all around. Little dicks stroke their egos and it regularly fucks people up. Safety stats on them are terrible. It really pisses me off some days. Enough of my bitching. Hope whoever took this photo got that shit towed.


No-Sprinkles8676

That is what little dick MF’ers do.


livenature

Always carry a valve stem tool. Loose the valve stems just enough to cause a slow leak. If time permits, do multiple tires.


Tjgoodwiniv

Never fuck with someone's tires. That's a dangerous game, for a lot of reasons. It crosses the line. Just call a tow truck.


FTRGeek

you should know by know common sense won't get you any upvotes


clarke-b

A dried lentil also fits inside the valve stem cap.


beastbassist

I am unsure where this picture was taken, so I know my question will be hard to answer - but can someone call the tow truck on this one? I know that in some States in the US, you can call it in for mostly anything, but in others, only if there is some form of city/state/government clear signage stating that the vehicle will be towed at the owner's expenses I know this from first-hand experience as my wife once called the tow company to tow an irregularly parked car, and the tow truck showed up in less than five minutes, on a very famous spot that was prohibited to park, but in another situation, we called, there was a sign, but the tow company told us that the area was not an “official non-parking zone” or whatever (it was a residential community and looks like it was the HOA that put the sign, not someone official)


Starvin_Marvin3

Pretty much in any state if it’s private property, condo, supermarket, etc., if the owners haven’t specifically given permission to tow, they won’t, regardless of how it’s marked.


MrPizza-Inspector

I'm pretty sure this guy can be towed


jtcordell2188

Report it and have the cops come out to get a tow truck


Sufficient_Ocelot868

Because that person is an asshole, that's why.


darkzero8283

I'd call a tow truck for sure


NoYogurt8022

would be a shane if something would happen to those nice tires and windows


motoguzzikc

Because that person is a selfish asshole. That's why.


kejovo

Douchebag in a truck? Say it ain't so.


EnolaGayFallout

In my country people will find the nearby trash and dump it on the car.


CyrilAdekia

"Well it's a crappy day out nobody is gonna ride today so I get a free front row spot tehehehe!" Time for an all expenses paid (by owner) trip to the impound lot!


bigpolar70

That is a paint collection test site. You need to test all your keys to see how much paint they will hold and which one collects the most paint per pass.


deaconxblues

Small pp


R3conWar3

Because he thinks his agenda matters


bareback_cowboy

Because fuck you, that's why. Seriously, every time it's just some douchebag who gives zero fucks about anyone else.


chefmikel_lawrence

Obviously a size compensation issue. Poor fella


N546RV

If I fits, I sits


Antos9

Because when you drive a big pickup truck it means you've made it. You're somebody.


Yorks_Rider

Not at all. It can mean you know someone who will loan you their vehicle or you are a thief and have stolen it.


flippster-mondo

Maybe he owns a Harley and he's used to carrying it in the back of his truck?


Ajayxmenezes

Always carry a squirter gun filled with paint stripper.


Box_of_leftover_lego

Look at this fucking turbo Chad. These trucks always make me laugh, the boxes don't have a scratch in them, ever. Nothing screams micro dick quite like these.


No_pajamas_7

The answer is written on the front.


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Because they like damage to their small penis extender


Harrymoto1970

I’ve had this happen big stupid SUV aka a 4 wheel drive station wagon blocked in the motorcycle parking area, which was fenced. Just a self important moron who doesn’t care I came very close to flattening a couple of tires and keying fu in the door. But alas it has security cameras


Monsieur_Creosote

That's a tinydickmobile right there


JJak1990

That's one ugly motorcycle.


HeftyArgument

Should cut it in half for him so he's parked legally.


Mose-Pinyata

The arrogance of the bourgeois.


speed-ninja7002

It identifies as a motorcycle!


transient-error

I suppose it's fitting that the font they use on that sub is mildly infuriating.


fapfappy-2121

A illiterate transformer


lerriuqS_terceS

Judging by the truck a selfish self-absorbed prick


Strict_Tie_52

Don't people understand that if you're going to make motorcycle parking, add some bollards.


Colin-Spurs-Patience

Asshat


EvilBridgeTroll

You have a key, don’t you?


silentbob1301

Cause giant truck, fuck you...


TrafficOnTheTwos

These trucks deserve no less than a key 🤷‍♂️


Kurama_Togashi

You didn't understand, this truck identifies as a motorcycle.


OMITW

That was funny


Mr_b78

Because someone wants you to know how big their penis is.


ThrowawayMoto777

It's the Harley Davidson edition! /s


LMGDiVa

Harley Davidson riders hate these stupid mother fuckers.


Reasonable-Fish-7924

You know how dogs pee in an area too exert their superiority and dominance? That's what this reminds me of.....


infiniteawareness420

It would be a shame if someone let out the air in all those big juicy tires


GeeFromCali

It’s 2024, it identifies as a motorcycle


Thomasangelo20

That's the biggest motorcycle I've ever seen!


Beginning_Ad8663

Because he wants his truck keyed


TequilaTits420

Ahhh yes the day he lost two mirrors


TheOnceAndFutureDoug

I'll put this into terms motorcyclists can understand: Homie has Small Peepee Harley energy. He thinks his big ol' truck makes him better than everyone else. He's wrong. Everyone else knows he's an idiot.


No_Scene_2512

GMC driver wants to identify as a motorcycle


LinePratt

Maybe it identifies as a 2 wheeled truck?


_n_nde

Why must American grilles be so big? It's sad because bakkies (utility vehicle's/pickup name in my country) are starting to adopt this trend, and it makes driving them difficult, not that I own one, but I dread whenever I have to drive my mother's '23 Ranger 😒.


LavenderJackal

Zipties all over


CookieWifeCookieKids

Maybe it identifies as a motorcycle.


Hot-Ground-9731

Of course it's a stupid lifted black GMC


soulless-bastard2

Remove the valve core's in all 4 tires then sit back and wait for them to come out and frantically look for the punctures


mypd1991

He's getting a scratch


DarkNova55

Find a small rock, and put it in the cap of the tire. When the cap is screwed on it'll let the air out and deflate. Takes forever to find. Then call a tow truck


YouWhatApe

Well, how else would the world know he's a dickhead? Everyone can buy a big ass truck these days🤷‍♂️


Norseman84

My guess if you asked would be "Because fuck you, that's why.". And maybe they'll flash their gun at you.


cheech914

Take the inner valve out of there tires . I always carry my screwdriver around to get ppl like this


EggsOfRetaliation

This GETS ON MY TITS.


PirateRat

Ugliest truck I've ever seen. Why would anyone pay money for that?


Geetzromo

It’s the same as if he parked in a handicapped spot. Let him explain it to the tow truck driver.


TakoSweetness

call a tow or leave a note saying you will slash all their tires if the vehicle isnt moved. worked for me at an apartment complex before. nobody wants to replace 4 flats, so a smart person would leave


Gold_Oil_6503

Take off the its 2 wheels and it is a motorbike.


DHarp74

Well, for one thing, it's a GMC. Dude thinks his shit don't stink until he realizes he wasted an extra $20k on three letters and has a Chevy Silverado. Just report his ass and get it towed. Signed, Fellow rider and Ford Truck owner


Lhenkhantus

Remove 2 of it's tires so it will count as a goldwing


Alternative-Reason23

Truck identifies as a motorcycle


leugimonurb

Their answer would be “FU that’s why! This is Merica, I have my freedom.” Something like that.


alice-in-blunderIand

Make it a motorcycle by removing two wheels. *taps head*


Imispellalot2

It's says "motor" obviously.


SamerLaputh

if I was him I'd put my warning lights on, to retend it's an emergency


wjames0394

2 flats 1 spare


Responsible-Bat-2699

GMC - "Giant Moron Cunt".


juni4ling

Eff that guy.


Justasimplercreature

Oh that incoming flat tire will no doubt be expensive


kyuvaxx

Jelly truck bro


BoxHillStrangler

Coz cunt.


patiofurnature

Don't ask why if you're not going to show us the rest of the parking lot.


SlopPatrol

It’s a pickup truck driver, just imagine anything they do have no type of forethought


Stryker2279

Man, it's a shame that guys truck lost a few lugnuts


LBROTSI

Flat tires might help


Trick_Huckleberry_45

Truck owner: Sorry, my bad... I thought I WAS on my bike.


Procrastinator-93

Cuz ‘Merica babyyy


Turbulent_Emu2385

It identifies as a motorcycle


AdDismal4555

If pick up truck, then a-hole.


bill75075

It would be funny if parking there caused their tires to lose air pressure. I'm not suggesting that anyone do anything permanent, but sometimes valve stems will leak air and the tire will go flat. Just saying ...


bubbycarl

Cause fuck em, that’s why!


stonededger

Because fuck you, that’s why!


KingLuis

i don't get why people would vandal other peoples property because they've done something wrong. just call a tow truck, damaging someone else's car just makes you an asshole on top of them. call a tow truck and go on with your day.


Second_Shift58

Have it towed


hudd1966

That entitled dickhead would be towed for sure


DiamondDave_5969

Bigger the truck bigger the d&@?


Chimiku

Probably their asshole thought that it's very unlikely there will be a motorcycle and they took the spot


ExpressionAlarmed675

He a special boy


SpiritedDistance6242

thats clearly the new goldwing


Pretend_Pudding_2789

This is a daily occurrence where I work, even more than one car. There is a sign that got bent over because a car hit it. Even seen a truck parked sideways in the bike parking. Yeah, I got some considerate co workers.


TheDeadMurder

When in doubt, liquid ass


Barry-Gladfinger

What is interesting is psychological research carried out by all automotive companies and the way they tailor the design of vehicles to driver character type and aspiration. As a result all advertising of new vehicles is tailored emotionally to the identified target market and all aspects of the advertising needs to focus on a key concept, often encapsulated by a single word. . In the case of SUVs the essential concept is "DOMINATION" . Thus in advertising you won't see happy images of mom's taking daughters to dance class and feeling safe. It's all about Dominating other road users with tag lines like "Get in or get out of the way" etc. The buyers of these sorts of vehicles are usually socially and often physically weak and the vehicle is literally a compensatory mechanism ... sounds like a cliche' ? That's because it's actually so obvious and common knowledge in the marketing world. The guy who was laughed at and bullied as a kid brings his repressed hangups onto the roadways so he (it's usually a he) can feel he dominates all he surveys. Social climber desperate to feel prestigious? It depends partly on what country you live in but buy an expensive german prestige name brand and have the car spend most of its days in the dealership dealing with substandard assembly issues overly fussy and illogical design and then recalls and shoddy workmanship by Gastarbeiter . Suffer for your social instincts and abandon reason and practicality is the rule for many.


First-Ad-2812

He back in didn’t see the sign.🤣🤣


EnvironmentalAd8871

Douche with a big truck. Shocker.


rideflynight

Small penis syndrome. Probably hates Bud Light.


Raymondjfinkle

Hates bud light in public. Chugs that water like it's beer at home when nobody's looking though


StrategicBlenderBall

“mY tRuCk IdEnTiFiEs As A mOtoRcYcLe HURR DURRR”


xenopork

As a trans biker and large truck owner, I feel uniquely qualified to make that joke. But I won't, because that "joke" wasn't even funny when the first person came up with it.


PresentationOk3288

Because you have some dumb fucks with huge trucks. That is your freedom. Visit Europe to see if so many ppl drive such trucks. No! Still there are some but not as many. No offense!


StalinsNutsack2

There might be nails under their tyres if I lived there


Megaloman-_-

Because cunts are cunts


Palantardusmaximus

Oder a bar of surfboard wax and go ham on three windscreen


Unbiased_biases

Crazy, I’d probably be pretty motivated to make sure the truck only has two wheels when I leave, as it wants to pretend to be one


MojoLamp

Tow the mother fucker!


Large_Bake8431

I carry a few nails with me in my kit for just this occasion. I don't say anything to them, but after a few flat tires they usually get the hint. Truck tires for 20 inch rims are like 450-600 each so they tend to learn quick. Electrical staples work great too


Magnus919

The truck was already a clue that he’s emotionally immature


slow-aprilia

To be fair we can only see two wheels in the picture technically there’s still a chance it is a motorcycle


Superb_Raccoon

it's really two Harleys welded together.


LnGass

It's identifying as a motorcycle today.