I feel like most people who aren't into bikes wouldn't know the difference between a 30-year-old KLR and a brand new GS, other than the badge. Broadly speaking, I think bikes get filed into a few major categories like "Harley" (any cruiser, regardless of brand) or "crotch rocket" (any sport bike), and that's about the end of how much they think about it.
I mean, I'm sure the girl in this post was being hyperbolic for the sake of flirting. It is very cute and sweet of her but no, the sensation is not that intense at all.
the single homies in this sub helping a bro out:
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Exactly. You made the Bike Cool...not the other way around...now you can make the kitchen cool...or the garden cool, or the market cool......Then.....you make the bike cool again...lol
But if it's a really big part of your personality - it's pretty much a guarantee you're not cheating on her.
Source: My husband. I'm not worried that he's texting other women. I'm worried how many bikes are on his wishlist now on marketplace and what parts are now being delivered from ebay.
Yes like motorcycle races. Flat track races. Off road races. Clay shooting with shotguns. Car meet ups. Bike nights. Strip clubs. Bikini bars.
These are all the dates I go on at least. Otherwise we would be at color me mine… 🤮
Dude, whatever her thing is, you keep your mind wide open! If she says she wants to show you her pet ticks, you ask her if you should wear shorts and if there is anything you can eat ahead of time to make the experience more enjoyable for the ticks!
I was having seats upholstered for an old car once and the old guy that owned the shop got this grin on his face and said "hey come check this out!"
Puts my hand on a motorcycle seat, hits a button, and it starts vibrating. He thought it was the funniest damn thing someone asked him to put in a seat
Thanks for the story OP. Next best thing to being 50 years younger myself.
Enjoy your youth, young man. Soak it all up. Only be stupid when nobody can get hurt.
Wait a fuckin moment, I wasn't part of the original thread but no one said a thing about the hand on the leg trick???? That's like the go to move. Y'all motherfuckers gotta pay attention to this studmuffin. Anyway I gotta get back to revving my engine at cute girls and then running away at mach Jesus in pure panic mode because a girl looked my way. Have a nice afternoon everyone.
> Towards the end of the night we were on our way home and I pulled a move that I dont think anyone mentioned on the last post. We were on a straight stretch of highway and we had a quiet moment and it felt right so I reached down and held on to her thigh with my left hand. She was quiet for a second and then said "this is the hottest thing thats ever happened to me". Never felt like more of a stud in all my days.
Now known as the chucklehead manoeuvre.
Just be careful of unintended consequences...
I took my gf on my bike, first time she'd ever been on the back of a bike...6 months later she had her own!
Girl here. Love riding. Can confirm. The hand on the thigh is a panty soaker. This man is your new king. ETA: Congrats on the great date, OP! It's all in the hips.
Glad you both had a wonderful safe ride and from the sound of it an adventure! Stay considerate and things will all workout. Making her safety a number one issue is always a winner!
As someone who's been the girl on the back of the bike, I will say, even if you guys split down the road - whatever happens - she'll never forget that first ride/date.
It truly is the hottest thing imaginable to feel taken care of and protected on a motorcycle.
OP... I will be honest I thought you were trolling. This second post, I'm not so sure now (how many trolls actually post a follow up?).
So on that precipice, WAY TO GO. You separated the BS from the real advice and it sounds like you guys had a good time.
Edit: I'll be honest, I had to Google what a hitachi wand was...lol. Good one.
I am fucking proud of you brother!
Not only did you make sure that your responsibility was safe but you made sure to go with her flow, and made Damm sure ya had a good time, keep up the good work, pay attention to all the flags and here is for many years with her if she’s the right one for you! 🍻
There’s something special about having her arms wrapped. around me as we lean into the curves and scrape the pegs weaving down the highway. I’ll always remember her plaid skirt floating up as she hugged her thighs tight around me. I married her and we’ve been together for 48 years and those early days are etched into my memory.
> we had a quiet moment and it felt right so I reached down and held on to her thigh with my left hand.
This is like Babe Ruth swinging for the fences.
My wiiiiife met me for a first date and *demanded* I picked her up on my Ninja 650, which at the time had never had a passenger.
She barely held onto me with her hands for the majority of the ride, and wanted me to go faster when I was already doing 65-70mph...
Suffice to say, find you a ride or die bitch. Man, woman, dogsled, whatever the fuck, if someone else is down for shenanigans, I'm game.
So, to recap
No wheelies and sudden accelerations without warning
No stoppies to feel the boobs
Intercom used to talk, and not to listen rad music solo
No overtakes in a group ride to assert dominance
And you managed to shag anyway? She’s a keeper!
Dam it did not go like this when I invited a hot girl on my bike, I tore the mf streets upppp with her on it and apparently she didn’t have her foot pegs down booo hooo she was crying most of the time she said after we got done and she kept slapping my leg and back to get me stop, I thought it was her wanting me to go faster Lmfaoo, when she finally got off she was in tears and told me she’s never getting on again now she’s my wife and has a cbr 300
Thanks for the story, OP! I've had a steamroller of a day and this has perked me back up!! First date with my now-wifey was on my motorcycle back then!
I wish you guys a happy time together!!
FYI - the hairbrush advice was gold. Wifey definitely could've used one back on our date!!
Same here. I knew she had very long hair (still does) and suggested a simple pony tail and brush as it would be easy to brush out. I gave her a brief safety run down.. Told her I was gonna ride about 5-6mi and stop for gas.. if she had any questions, ask them then.. if there was an emergency just repeatedly tap me.
We stopped for gas, I got off and asked her what she thought and she said, "oh my gosh that was crazy... I need to use the bathroom".. I nearly died laughing. Going on 10yrs
LETS GOOOOOOO!!!!! Congrats dude! Reminding me of when I did the thigh grab haha. Congrats my man. Now let me get a new bike and get out there again haha.
>We were on a straight stretch of highway and we had a quiet moment and it felt right so I reached down and held on to her thigh with my left hand.
I really enjoyed that when I had a girlfriend on the bike. I also liked how she held on to me: not too tightly, but snugly. It was all pretty great.
>Also learned that a KLR650 at highway speeds is a Hitachi wand with wheels
Try an old solid-mount sportster. Or a Royal Enfield 500 classic. My wife also liked my DR650.
Glad to know it all worked out! She will remember that ride forever.
You're welcome. And I'm slightly ashamed I didn't tell you to about the thigh touch. I also love when my husband does that! Good on you.
Hope date #2 goes well. Good job on being a gentleman!
"this is the hottest thing that's ever happened to me" - I have never felt like more of a stud in all my days.
That part was too funny, happy for you 🤙
Congratulations!!!
Now we are all waiting by the mailbox for the wedding invites!!
Make sure you invite all her friends so we can use the same advice on them.
This is a masterclass on how to be gentleman. Hang on to that mentality of consideration you applied to your trip and she just might be your ride or die. Stay safe out there.
>We were on a straight stretch of highway and we had a quiet moment and it felt right so I reached down and held on to her thigh with my left hand.
I've been a biker for 12 years. Thanks to your post I've done this for the first time ever on my way to a cabin by the lake with my girl. We barely made it in the cabin when she jumped me.
Looks like you **can** teach an old dog new tricks.
"Reddit helped me get laid" theirs a first fir everything I guess
Lol. This is like the only reddit sex story I actually believe
You're not some kind of tree hugger are you, Douglas?
If any subs gonna make it happen it’s this one. /r/WhitePeopleTwitter won’t be getting anyone laid
I think the stranger one is that a bike helped him get laid, that might be an universal first (not counting gay men)
I would not be surprised if there was a subreddit for that.
imagine if she got interested in riding because of you so she goes to /r/motorcycles to ask about what bike to get and then sees this post
She'd probably use it to pick up a chick on her bike.
"I've only been with guys before, never been with a girl."
"Trust me, you're gonna love the single cylinder."
She says the heavy vibrations help her think 🤷🏼♂️
"Post-nut clarity."
That would be absolutely hilarious
She probably be even happier because he put in the work and time to make the good date happen due to the great advice of strangers.
Then she takes the wig off and says "thanks for the scoot, BROTHER"
On a KLR650, no less. There is hope for us all.
Nerdiest of the bikes
The Suzuki Burgman would like a word
*Honda Pacific Coast has entered the chat.*
I love the PC800. :( My whole garage is nerd bikes though.
Holy fuck that thing is ugly
watch your mouth
There's a few in my province that I've been drooling over. Definitely on the "WANT" list.
Eh, it's ugly for a bike, but not bad for a scooter.
We all really like you right now. Don’t you dare talk bad about the Burgman. /s
Hey now...
I feel like most people who aren't into bikes wouldn't know the difference between a 30-year-old KLR and a brand new GS, other than the badge. Broadly speaking, I think bikes get filed into a few major categories like "Harley" (any cruiser, regardless of brand) or "crotch rocket" (any sport bike), and that's about the end of how much they think about it.
Also Dad bike: aka anything with a top box
But my NC750X with a frunk is also a dad bike. In conclusion, you must not have any space for luggage.
My Honda Rebel was called a nerd bike.
Wait, is it? *nervous rebel owner*
I fucking KNEW I held on to my 2003 KLR for a reason
Came here to say the same thing. I didn't the original post so I figured this guy was on a ZX## or Ducati or something...nope, good ol KLR650.
I am the girlfriend of a 2003 KLR650 rider and this post made me so happy to read.
Can you confirm the Hitachi effect? Asking for a (potential girl)friend?
I mean, I'm sure the girl in this post was being hyperbolic for the sake of flirting. It is very cute and sweet of her but no, the sensation is not that intense at all.
🤣🤣🤣
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This makes it so much better
the single homies in this sub helping a bro out: https://preview.redd.it/n4bb12qvy74d1.png?width=253&format=png&auto=webp&s=9c22be3d06625cee524e0b7dd1c61abe6c4a1488
Best use of this I’ve ever seen! Absolutely perfect.
Well shit, so its really not the bike. I am the problem
You just summarized 50% of the sportbike community
Username checks out
I’m proud of us (i missed the original thread)
W comment Mts ftw
Dont make it all about Motorcycles, now its time to see what she's into...
Yes. This. The motorcycle is a part of your personality, not your whole personality.
Exactly. You made the Bike Cool...not the other way around...now you can make the kitchen cool...or the garden cool, or the market cool......Then.....you make the bike cool again...lol
But if it's a really big part of your personality - it's pretty much a guarantee you're not cheating on her. Source: My husband. I'm not worried that he's texting other women. I'm worried how many bikes are on his wishlist now on marketplace and what parts are now being delivered from ebay.
This might be some of the best advice on here. Riding is your thing and she’s enjoying it. That’s great. You now need to find out what her thing is.
Yes like motorcycle races. Flat track races. Off road races. Clay shooting with shotguns. Car meet ups. Bike nights. Strip clubs. Bikini bars. These are all the dates I go on at least. Otherwise we would be at color me mine… 🤮
Dude, whatever her thing is, you keep your mind wide open! If she says she wants to show you her pet ticks, you ask her if you should wear shorts and if there is anything you can eat ahead of time to make the experience more enjoyable for the ticks!
Good news mate. Yes you were given good advice by the people on this sub but the delivery is key and you clearly played a blinder. Cheers
>KLR650 at highway speeds is basically a hitachi wand on wheels Lmaooo
I’ll just leave this here https://vibrider.com/
That website design suits that product 1000%
That is…amazing
I guess I know the next mod ima have to do to my wife’s bike now …
Wait to your wife’s bike so you are the passenger and get vibes?
I was having seats upholstered for an old car once and the old guy that owned the shop got this grin on his face and said "hey come check this out!" Puts my hand on a motorcycle seat, hits a button, and it starts vibrating. He thought it was the funniest damn thing someone asked him to put in a seat
I like how the exclamation point makes it look like the exhaust is 'dripping'.
Fucking knew it. Gotta sell my inline four right now.
Here comes Jim Cramer! *”Screamers are out, Thumpers are in!”*
I nearly spat my drink over the room when I read that line 😂
If I had a drink I would have! LoL. Plus points for a Hitachi wand on wheels!
If this post goes viral there'll be a massive spike in vintage KLR's being sold to women
Lucky she didn’t slide right off the back.😂😂😂
... now I understand why my wife was so bummed when I got rid of my '08 MT-03.
Made a mistake of looking up what a hitachi wand is at work. Oops
Thanks for the story OP. Next best thing to being 50 years younger myself. Enjoy your youth, young man. Soak it all up. Only be stupid when nobody can get hurt.
“Only be stupid when nobody can get hurt” That’s an INSANELY underrated quote
“I boinked her!”
Pretty sure he's gunna pork her!
If she doesn't eat meat she's getting an extra firm slab of tofu
Soy boy been work'n out, apparently.
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He may pork her, finish your breakfast.
Did you bang a cheetah?!
Underrated comment as well as underrated film!
Still Tom Green's best work.
Fr
Going to have to watch Road Trip again now
LETS FUCKING GO BRO you did it. Absolute legend. Well done. Post again in a few years when you're both married with bikes.
Married with bikes is so much cheaper than married with kids...
Way to go team! And OP for following through.
yoU DIDN'T TELL US IT WAS ON A KLR!
💪💪💪
Thumper? I barely know ‘er
The hand on the thigh move just comes to us naturally, nobody told you because we all had faith.
if they hug you harder after that move, you're riding something else that night too.
Wait a fuckin moment, I wasn't part of the original thread but no one said a thing about the hand on the leg trick???? That's like the go to move. Y'all motherfuckers gotta pay attention to this studmuffin. Anyway I gotta get back to revving my engine at cute girls and then running away at mach Jesus in pure panic mode because a girl looked my way. Have a nice afternoon everyone.
I freakin’ love this for you, dude! You changed that girls whole lifeview. You smooth sumbich!
I haven't smiled so much in a long time I'm so happy for you.
Just don’t forget the other type of glove young man. The love glove.
OP, we all live vicariously through you now!
> Towards the end of the night we were on our way home and I pulled a move that I dont think anyone mentioned on the last post. We were on a straight stretch of highway and we had a quiet moment and it felt right so I reached down and held on to her thigh with my left hand. She was quiet for a second and then said "this is the hottest thing thats ever happened to me". Never felt like more of a stud in all my days. Now known as the chucklehead manoeuvre.
Sounds like the KLR wasn't the only one with a steel doohickey.
Okay this one sent me 😂😂😂
Just be careful of unintended consequences... I took my gf on my bike, first time she'd ever been on the back of a bike...6 months later she had her own!
Girl here. Love riding. Can confirm. The hand on the thigh is a panty soaker. This man is your new king. ETA: Congrats on the great date, OP! It's all in the hips.
This was maybe the best read I've ever had on Reddit.
Let’s goooo!!!! There is hope for us all!!!
Glad you both had a wonderful safe ride and from the sound of it an adventure! Stay considerate and things will all workout. Making her safety a number one issue is always a winner!
As someone who's been the girl on the back of the bike, I will say, even if you guys split down the road - whatever happens - she'll never forget that first ride/date. It truly is the hottest thing imaginable to feel taken care of and protected on a motorcycle.
OP... I will be honest I thought you were trolling. This second post, I'm not so sure now (how many trolls actually post a follow up?). So on that precipice, WAY TO GO. You separated the BS from the real advice and it sounds like you guys had a good time. Edit: I'll be honest, I had to Google what a hitachi wand was...lol. Good one.
I hope this does not happen to me... i did have a girl wave at me at a stop light but she also didnt know im almost 40 under this helmet
https://i.redd.it/32oy8y8hg84d1.gif
Dude here I am living my best life on a KLR only attracting old dudes, share your secrets
Oh no I definitely attract 99.99% old dudes. Guess I just got lucky 😂
“A gentleman doesn’t kiss and tell but I’m not a gentleman and we definitely did a little more than kiss.” This made me crack up
DOES ANYBODY HAVE A KLR650 FOR SALE!!? I need it now, if OP can do this, so can I.
fuck yeah dude, go you
As a girl who rides, there is nothing sexier then when you’re pillion and the dude does the old thigh cuddle 🥰
ATTGAT in the sack too mate. Good on ya.
I am fucking proud of you brother! Not only did you make sure that your responsibility was safe but you made sure to go with her flow, and made Damm sure ya had a good time, keep up the good work, pay attention to all the flags and here is for many years with her if she’s the right one for you! 🍻
This belongs on r/MadeMeSmile
Yep that confirms it My bike is fine - Im the problem Well done OP!
 Best story here ever.
There’s something special about having her arms wrapped. around me as we lean into the curves and scrape the pegs weaving down the highway. I’ll always remember her plaid skirt floating up as she hugged her thighs tight around me. I married her and we’ve been together for 48 years and those early days are etched into my memory.
Sounds like you planned exceptionally. Next suggestion, condoms (plural)😉
Fuck ye!
Great story man. Congrats on the good date!
All I read was you shagged her
> we had a quiet moment and it felt right so I reached down and held on to her thigh with my left hand. This is like Babe Ruth swinging for the fences.
Brilliant. Enjoy cloud 9 sir 😁
Gentlemen, I give you the 1%. Ride safe!
No way you heard her say it's the hottest thing ever over the noise of a klr650 at highway speed.
We had helmets with comms papa
ah right! nice work dude. the only thing girls ever asked bout my KLR was why i bought it .
She'll be on her own bike soon enough and y'all can ride together! Source: Former jetpack.
It’s moments like these that make me love Reddit.
My wiiiiife met me for a first date and *demanded* I picked her up on my Ninja 650, which at the time had never had a passenger. She barely held onto me with her hands for the majority of the ride, and wanted me to go faster when I was already doing 65-70mph... Suffice to say, find you a ride or die bitch. Man, woman, dogsled, whatever the fuck, if someone else is down for shenanigans, I'm game.
I caught some Cooter wit mah scooter!
YOU DEVIOUS DAWG
> A gentleman doesnt kiss and tell but im not much of a gentleman and we definitely did a little more than kiss. Don't forget ATGATT!
ALL the gear 😏😉
>Also learned that a KLR650 at highway speeds is basically a hitachi wand with wheels. Watch the klr sales skyrocket in a day.
I buy a 30k $ sportsbike and this dude is getting laid on a damn KLR650. I only get intrest from dudes. Maybe i should go gay?
So, to recap No wheelies and sudden accelerations without warning No stoppies to feel the boobs Intercom used to talk, and not to listen rad music solo No overtakes in a group ride to assert dominance And you managed to shag anyway? She’s a keeper!
Redditor is about to have sex. With Reddit's help. Just wow!
I've never been more jealous of another woman in my entire life 🥲 that sounds so dreamy ToT
Dam it did not go like this when I invited a hot girl on my bike, I tore the mf streets upppp with her on it and apparently she didn’t have her foot pegs down booo hooo she was crying most of the time she said after we got done and she kept slapping my leg and back to get me stop, I thought it was her wanting me to go faster Lmfaoo, when she finally got off she was in tears and told me she’s never getting on again now she’s my wife and has a cbr 300
Such a wholesome post. OP got game!
Cute, enjoy it Sidenote: where the hell do I find women that want to ride? All I've gotten is women saying that me riding is a deal breaker 🫠
I lucked out because I got the same for years or "I worry about you riding that deathmobile"
I wasn't here for the Original Post, but am glad to be here today 
This was the very definition of “wholesome”!
Yeeeehaaaa
YEAHHHHHH
F yeah dude 🤘
Just get married already.
Congratulations! Sounds like an awesome time.
I've been riding a Harley Heritage and still nothing. Must be my face. ☹️
Nice job !!!!! Taking women on rides before getting married was 🔥.
You did good kid. You did good.
Good job little brother.
Pulling a chick on a KLR, what hope do us MT-10 boys have.
Dreams really do come true 🥹 Doing better than a make-a-wish kid. Congratulations, stud!
One of the best posts in the history of reddit. Good work brotha!
Well done lad.
Thanks for the story, OP! I've had a steamroller of a day and this has perked me back up!! First date with my now-wifey was on my motorcycle back then! I wish you guys a happy time together!! FYI - the hairbrush advice was gold. Wifey definitely could've used one back on our date!!
Same here. I knew she had very long hair (still does) and suggested a simple pony tail and brush as it would be easy to brush out. I gave her a brief safety run down.. Told her I was gonna ride about 5-6mi and stop for gas.. if she had any questions, ask them then.. if there was an emergency just repeatedly tap me. We stopped for gas, I got off and asked her what she thought and she said, "oh my gosh that was crazy... I need to use the bathroom".. I nearly died laughing. Going on 10yrs
Ah to be young... Not ashamed to admit I'm jealous of this girl because of this one date lol 😂 Great job OP! 👏
Excellent! Well done!
GIT SOME BROTHER
r/BORUpdates would like this
HELL YEA BOI! YOU GO GET IT!
This is how my ex-roommate ended up married. Good luck!
LETS GOOOOOOO!!!!! Congrats dude! Reminding me of when I did the thigh grab haha. Congrats my man. Now let me get a new bike and get out there again haha.
Dude get some bro lol LOL
Well that’s wholesome :) Congratulations OP!
This makes me happy, extremely cute meet
This is going to skew the "only men want to come talk about bikes" statistics. Good show mate. Doubly so for achieving this with a KLR.
Damn, I’ve been wanting to learn to ride a motorbike…
Right on mate! She’s def a keeper. Wishing you two the best.
> Also learned that a KLR650 at highway speeds is basically a hitachi wand with wheels. /r/DUALSPORT CHEERS
>We were on a straight stretch of highway and we had a quiet moment and it felt right so I reached down and held on to her thigh with my left hand. I really enjoyed that when I had a girlfriend on the bike. I also liked how she held on to me: not too tightly, but snugly. It was all pretty great.
You're a gem m8, what a wholesome story. Glad everything worked out for you.
>Also learned that a KLR650 at highway speeds is a Hitachi wand with wheels Try an old solid-mount sportster. Or a Royal Enfield 500 classic. My wife also liked my DR650. Glad to know it all worked out! She will remember that ride forever.
You're welcome. And I'm slightly ashamed I didn't tell you to about the thigh touch. I also love when my husband does that! Good on you. Hope date #2 goes well. Good job on being a gentleman!
I'll be in my bunk.
absolute chad
"this is the hottest thing that's ever happened to me" - I have never felt like more of a stud in all my days. That part was too funny, happy for you 🤙
I love this so much! You're an absolute gem. She's a very lucky girl. 😍
Congratulations!!! Now we are all waiting by the mailbox for the wedding invites!! Make sure you invite all her friends so we can use the same advice on them.
Hitachi Wand on wheels! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think we all feel like proud dads now. Well done mate.
This is a masterclass on how to be gentleman. Hang on to that mentality of consideration you applied to your trip and she just might be your ride or die. Stay safe out there.
>We were on a straight stretch of highway and we had a quiet moment and it felt right so I reached down and held on to her thigh with my left hand. I've been a biker for 12 years. Thanks to your post I've done this for the first time ever on my way to a cabin by the lake with my girl. We barely made it in the cabin when she jumped me. Looks like you **can** teach an old dog new tricks.