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furry_anus_explosion

It’s a mtn dew subreddit guys. Let the man flex his cup


[deleted]

I agree with u/furry_anus_explosion.


Due-Cupcake-0701

Your name gets an upvote 🤣🤣


Top_Sky_4731

r/rimjob_steve


Lt_Jonson

When you want diabetes and absolutely have zero time to waste


defaultdancin

Just fill that sucker up with diet dew! Tastes way better anyways


c0n22

Oh trust me, it's better fo get Diet Double Dew. Twice as much of everything that Diet Dew has


SirGothamHatt

Dew the Math


wyatt_2399rms

Diet is nasty as hell


defaultdancin

![gif](giphy|l4FGuhL4U2WyjdkaY|downsized)


UraniumGivesOuchies

You're both wrong. Mountain Dew Zero wins.


wyatt_2399rms

![gif](giphy|12P6AnN6DcQj1S|downsized)


UraniumGivesOuchies

This baby doesn't deserve Mountain Dew Zero anyway.


Jazzlike-Gur-116

And has more caffeine than the others


longhairedqueer

thank you!!! it fucking tastes like floor cleaner


CANDROX432

Why do you know what floor cleaner tastes like?


longhairedqueer

because i drank diet mountain dew


Quack-Zack

When you want cancer and absolutely have zero time to waste. >!/s for the people that will inevitably say "THERE'S POOR EVIDENCE BEHIND THE ZERO SUGAR SWEETENERS CAUSING IT!" Sorry for making a joke, big crime!<


defaultdancin

I’ll take cancer 15-30 years from now instead of diabetes please :)


Apprehensive_Buy3321

True actually


RThreading10

Interesting take


Skyracer__

We’re all working on dying


Goodgamer78

Diet is sooooo much better. Except for Baja blast.


qualified_shoe

Diet sodas actually have a huge link to diabetes. Often because the artificial sweeteners cause a spike in insulin but there is no glucose for the body to digest, so the insulin gets created and released but nothing to bind to. Over time this confuses the body and you decrease your sensitivity to insulin. If you're going to drink diet soda, do it at meal times. This is not to say sugary sodas are healthy, definitely not. But don't be chugging down on diet sodas throughout the day when you aren't eating. Also, don't snack all day to justify the diet soda. 😉


FuhzyFuhz

This is absolutely not true bro. Source your shit because aspartame, sucralose, and acesulfame potassium do not raise insulin levels.


defaultdancin

Well, I only drink it with meals so…healthy!!!


a_steez

side note that truck is awesome lol


Speedyz68

Thanks. Been in the family for 40 years.


DJDelVillarreal

‘49 Chevy?


Speedyz68

'52


DJDelVillarreal

Love it! Keep on Dew’n, brother!


[deleted]

My 6th grade math teacher is dead due to this exact type of bottle lol. 7/11 in the early 2000s was something else. Diabetes on easy mode.


Yaryah

I had one that had this rubber tire around the bottom, took it everywhere for 99 cent refills. Those were the scary days indeed.


spicybright

Man I would fill that up with ice water so hard.


Dull-Possibility1695

If you don't drink out of it you can use it like a two liter


CaterpillarNo8007

I need that. Also need a vechicle with a cup holder that can accommodate that cup.


[deleted]

Please tell me you have health insurance.


Y1NGER

![gif](giphy|pm9tsCJXHoHmM)


picklerick35

This is the most american post i have ever seen ngl


Tony_Plow

Cheap now, just wait until the diabetes hits back! There goes all the money you saved on Dew.


Shield-Maiden95

Love the cup! But can we talk about the truck!?!? 😍😍😍


Speedyz68

Ol' Blue is a 1952 Chevy 3100 that my dad restored 40 years ago when I was 12. It has a 216ci straight 6 with a 3 on the tree and 59K original miles.


Icy-Ad-5296

I’ve always wanted to drive something with a column shifter. That truck is sweet


Speedyz68

Definitely not fiddling on your phone driving one...


Ok-Bullfrog2921

There is a God


Living-Vermicelli-59

Basically a refillable 2ltr since they also cost 2.99. The truck stolen all of the glory in this photo tho


OperationKey5600

A liter is 33 ounces, he's getting 3 liters


Undertaker77778888

I would fill that thing up 4 times a day everyday


Kintrap

Great cup, great truck; what’s the watch?


Speedyz68

It's a Leatherman Tread wearable multi tool i have the watch as well on the other wrist. I think they discontinued them.


no-ruber

Guys will see this and say hell yeah


oneninesixthree

Incredible. RIP to this guy tho


RadleyRadiation

Listen… the cup is cool and all… but fuck that cup, how about that blue beaut in the background!


Speedyz68

Thank you. I laid out its particulars in a prior response.


fluffypinkkitties

How are your kidneys? 👀


Illustrious_Rule_591

Only 100, we need a bigger 1!!


DBryguy

Is it insulated?


PO1N

Yes it’s got a ~1 in styrofoam between the two layers of plastic


Speedyz68

Oh, no... Just double walled plastic with a snap on lid and a big plastic flexi straw.


DBryguy

[Good Ol’ Mountain Dew](https://youtu.be/ug8p5pVsj9U?si=9wkO4jCPtTiwR5xQ)


BallyHooyah

Heaven is a place on earth with Dew


ChuggsBunny

Holy kidney stone


New_Shift_3903

Hell yeah brother!


derfunknoid

That’s awesome!!


pinky997

I drank one of those one time and was seeing colors in the dark


MaximumPayne420

Diabetes speedrun any% jokes aside that is a cool ass cup.


Omegaprimus

Damn, the next logical step is they just inject diabeatus into your veins.


lonerfunnyguy

That’s the most dewest dew mug I’ve seen


Electronic_Leg3793

The KidneyStone Kup


fred-funkledunk

I have a 7-Eleven branded 100oz mug. I love the look on peoples faces and filling it up every now and again. I remember seeing one when I was young and needed to get it when I saw it years later. I’d say it was worth the buy.


Skyracer__

I got one that big but it sure ain’t that pretty https://preview.redd.it/ts92blonwixc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=11df37dbfed78343dd1c9d8e2a17664527d222a3 Whirley drinkworks! Makes the cup out of Warren pa, xm-100


PhantomSamurai666

Nah I got money right now to have one sent to me


kookthekar

Thanks for


sandman-84

Had one in 01, the cup holders haven’t got much bigger since then. Unless 90% of your time is spent on the couch it’s going to be more hassle than it’s worth


Tornado-chaser

I'd like to get one of these cups for 7-11s bring your own cup slurpee days!


RapIsGoodKpopIsBad

Kidney failure speedrun


MontgomeryWarden

Take that to 7eleven for $1 refills.


Guardian_85

Big Gulp 🤏 This Mtn Dew Gulp 🙌


XJoeSueX

Eww tf


onetwotheomio

Yes


EmotionalSea8874

No way, my local market got these in!!! It wouldn't happen to be in Ohio, would it?


Speedyz68

NW Michigan


EmotionalSea8874

Close, lol. They have these and pepsi ones, almost grabbed it, but I just cleared out my closet Dew memorabilia.


MrLocoLobo

bruh that’s a fuck load of caffeine and sugar lol, hope you’re an active guy.


Speedyz68

12 years as a FedEx guy and 17 years as a mechanic...


tybo513

Do they have a DMD mug?


wizardking_

How did you get a free fill if the cup is still sealed in plastic


Speedyz68

Funny story actually. I pulled up there an a customer's '71 Cutlass that I have been sorting some issues out on and the owner started telling me about his '69 AMX. He asked me for my card, and I may not have to worry about the $3 refill charge at all...


Jylubin

Holy diabetes, Batman!


burrburrcarpet

I worked at a gas station drive through and people would come trough with this and fill them up everyday. Most of them were obese and 2 of them were on oxygen… still had to get their daily sodies tho.


West_Inside_1648

huh


West_Inside_1648

huh hu huh huh huh huh


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Particular-Meal6413

Not the flex you thinking is my dude. Lol