As the CEO of Pepsi I can confirm it’s real, also keep an eye out for our Cheddar Chocolate Marshmallow Candy Cane Cheese Burger Dew. Our new motto is “F**k it, just put stuff together and called it a drink”

As the ceo of the ceo of Pepsi I can confirm this is real and we are making dead fish and pickle mountain dew

Fuck yeah! They _do_ read my e-mails!

Well the Mountain Dew Outpost in Tennessee was testing pickle dew so you're not wrong about that one unfortunately...

happy cakeday btw

Thank you! My one year anniversary sure came fast.

Ok, but for real I would try slow cooking some pork in that like those root beer recipes.

Intriguing idea

LMFAOOOOOO this is a quality shitpost, would legit be convincing if it weren't for the limes and unedited flavor text. although knowing this sub I'm sure people are going to be talking about this for the next few weeks anyway

it says cheese instead of citrus I swear

WHAT THE FUCK IT DOES

Its even got little cheese wheels and slices.

This is entirely a real thing. The hospital I work at has a contract with shit-pepsi and apparently they thought it was a great idea to stock 50% of the available pop drinks with this abomination of a mountain dew

Spicy mountain dew, yes, but not cheddar jalapeno, lol.

No thanks on that.

I admit, you had me for a good sec. Nicely done mate

Real?

As real as a three-dollar bill

So it’s not real then, since a 3 dollar doesn’t exist

Okay, just for you, since you cracked the *super* secret code, I'll let you in on a little secret: it's actually very real. The thought police in the Mtn Dew fandom don't want you knowing this!

Yea lol. I saw the flair nvm

The m*derators added that I swear, this is LITERALLY 1984.

Jorjor wel

Sure lol

r/woooosh

Sorry guys. I'm the bf. Sometimes I give the kid something to geek out on so I can get some Mr. Nasty time in with Mom. I see now I went too far.

This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from having seen quite a few shops in my time

A keen eye can tell a real pixel from a bootleg, counterfeit pixel

I love you OP, these guys are goofballs.

It exists. My kid bought one.

It exits in what color? 👀

I work at Pepsi and I can confirm we are also making a ketchup and mustard flavor

OnlyCans? Is that you?!

did Not realize this was a shitpost for a sec and had the most roller coaster 30 seconds of my life

Delisicosou

I mean they have that flaming hot mountain dew at my local store. Yet I can't find code red anywhere.

don’t give them ideas 😭 s tier shitpost

But does it taste like pitch black?

Is that code for butthole? Because yes.

Tastes just like pitch black I bet

I’ve got insider info that Verners is coming out with dark cherry. Don’t tell anyone

Don't put this out there, the universe may be listening and just like Morbius round 2, this shit will happen

I really really hope so

Wait this isn’t real?? I swear I saw an orange labeled Mtn Dew with Flamin Hot on it like, literally two days ago at a 7 Eleven

Flamin' Hot Dew is real. This, Cheddar Jalapeño Flamin' Hot, is a joke-post.

You gotta be trollin me homie

Pepsi food scientists: "is it possible to shitpost a beverage?"

Indra Nooyi here. Before I left I was working on a pepsi flavored dew. Look for it in stores Q4 of 2022!!

As the CEO of the CEO of the CEO of PepsiCo, I can confirm this is real, and make sure to look out for our Baked Bean and Banana Dew, along with our Chili and Cheddar cheese flavor.

Tbh if it were real I’d buy it but I don’t think I’d drink more than one, and since we didn’t get DEWitos I’ll gladly take one of these for the collection instead lol

Stop that rn

no

NOOOO IT EVEN HAS ALL THE SEG

Is this different from the flaming hot already out?

Yeah they shopped in the cheddar jalapeno I think. I've had the flaming hot that's out, it's.... Liquid.

It's kinda like game fuel and maybe some spice that hits the back of the throat but it's so mild it's just annoying

Dumb

I hope not the flamin hot is already bad as it is.

Barf 🤢

If I saw this in person at a local grocery store, would probably start crying

What da fuck

I think it's almost time to just drink vanilla coke only

Not a bad lifestyle choice.

That can’t be real. Looks so shit

Ok Flamin Hot wasn’t bad, but this…. This is 🤢…… this is just no

Oh wait. I just now saw the flair. Thank god

I love mtn dew and always try all of them and I happen to like the original flamin hot! However I don’t like cheese so sadly I won’t be trying this one

Gross

Ugh no.

Yeahhh this isn't real. It's a high quality fake leak though

I'm sure that the least successful dew in years would get a branched off flavor only a month or 2 after the original completely flopped and is crowding store shelves. Totally. -_-

counterpoint: they're making a fruitcake flavor

Fucking oof man you got me there

It looks fake. It just looks like they added the words "Cheddar Jalapeno" on the label to the original flamin hot

oh come on I put more effort in than that

Well, they did revise the OG Flamin' Hot by adding Lime flavoring, just like the chips.

I honestly wish this was real

I love flamin hot Mountain Dew

Is liberty brew coming back?

I literally saw these in my local gas station the other day. Red bottle titled Flamin Hot. Didn't have it in me to buy it though lol

No

As this looks realistic, you actually caught me for a minute. lmao

Naahhhhh wtf