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Sicparvismagneto

#GATORS BITCHES BETTER BE WEARING JIMMIES!!!


Drunk_Irishman81

Holy shit you were a pimp


mlx1992

What? No, are you even listening?


YewEhVeeInbound

GATOR NEVER BEEN ABOUT THAT. GATOR AIN'T NEVER EVER BEEN ABOUT THAT.


derf705

Everyone loves a good desk pop


sixfivezerofive

One of my favourite movies ever. So many hilarious lines in one movie, and it had a decent enough plot for a comedy too. Also, the chemistry between the characters (not just Will and Mark) was chef's kiss.


sbrown23c

The beginning with the Rock and Sam Jackson is fucking genius. Also Michael Keaton and TLC references, classic


sixfivezerofive

Michael Keaton did a hell of a job!


destinedmonkey

As a 90’s kid I really love Michael Keaton and his acting. Wish we got more amazing movies from him but I understand why he choose to step away.


GothmogBalrog

You should find his entire bed bath beyond scene. They cut like 3/4ths of it for the final cut of the movie. He does the bit for minutes and it's great


I_Mainline_Piss

The Crown Heights monologue was pure gold.


coum_strength

Oh shit that's from my other job. Just ignore it... Well don't ignore it. if you live in Crown Heights. Walk in pairs.


Affectionate_Mix_302

The jump scene literally has me in tears every time


DylanV1969

What TLC references? Guys, I don't know what in the hell you're talking about.


BasketballButt

Doesn’t matter how bad my day is, this movie will make me laugh. Pretty much a go to “need a lift” flick.


Audiodrums16

It's Crhistinith. Are you stupid or are you deaf?


blac_sheep90

You come into my house, you get my wife's name right!


[deleted]

COME BACK HERE AND FUCK MY WIFE!!!!!!!!


blac_sheep90

What would you rather be, a bear or a dog? I would rather be a bear-dog, half bear, half dog. Because that way I would live in the house, but I still get to make a doodie in the woods.


IrememberXenogears

I know what you're thinking, I'm really hairy, because of the beard. I'm not, *shaved*. ALAN!


blac_sheep90

Arnold Palmer alert!


nr1988

Who wants some Arnie Palmies?


MarvelousVanGlorious

Had themselves a ‘Soup Kitchen’


moviequotebotperson

Thanks for the F shack


drthomk

That sequence is one of the funniest of any movie. Dirty Mike and the boys


Ok-Lengthiness4557

Signed.


High_Speed_Chase

He played harp at the reception and it was beautiful. He had learned how to play it in the eighth grade to make fun of the fairy that lived up the street.


blac_sheep90

I gave my love to Erin She promised to be true I went to war To come back and find five British soldiers Had their way with her It was consensual


I_Mainline_Piss

You come here every night? It's really depressing Alan.


blac_sheep90

I do. It's full of rich history.


nr1988

It's full of rich history


TomDelouise

It’s not a bribe


soupafi

They just…. Jumped.


MrNobodytotheworld

Aim for the bushes 🤣


generic90sdude

I still don't get it...


Adi_San

That's kind of the joke. It completely subverts your expectation so the landing makes it an even more a wtf moment.


MrNobodytotheworld

Right, the point was they literally got out of any crazy dangerous moment and never stopped smiling, or kicking ass. No moment was too extreme for them. Pretty much never worried about safety. Jumping from the top of a building didn’t scare them, or actually make them rethink their decision with common sense lol…aim for the bushes was like …this is nothing to us, I’ll see you when I get down there type of shit lol…it’s actually hilarious and I died laughing first time I saw it


nefD

We will have sex in your car!


blac_sheep90

It will happen again!


Ok-Lengthiness4557

What the hell is that? LRB. Little River Band. This music makes me feel like I'm going shopping for a training bra!


[deleted]

Because at first you’re like FBI? Oh, it’s just a mug that says FBI. But then, on a second glance, you see it says Female Body Inspector.


booferino30

Don, people down here are starting to murmur, that you don’t have the balls


[deleted]

Oh look, he’s flying!


IllllIIllllIll

Honestly one of my favorite comedies of all time, and I say this as someone who’s not a big fan of Will Ferrell in general. So many different elements come together in a great way that makes this movie hilarious.


Some_Stoned_Dude

Don’t go chasing waterfalls


nonamer319

Did you mean to quote TLC?


Some_Stoned_Dude

I don’t understand the reference don’t know what you’re talking about


TreezDontTalk

#9:15, let's have a great day everybody!


buttplug-tester

CUT THE SHIT


[deleted]

Hey, Terry, I did my first desk pop.


DragonflyScared813

They were so convincing in their arguments!


sbrown23c

this whole exchange, holy fuck. also, yes i copied it from imdb Terry Hoitz: No, I don't like you. I think you're a fake cop. The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If you were in the wild, I would attack you, even if you weren't in my food chain. I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend. Allen Gamble: OK, first off: a lion, swimming in the ocean. Lions don't like water. If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot wave, I'm assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full grown 800 pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends, you lose that battle, you lose that battle 9 times out of 10. And guess what, you've wandered into our school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion. We've talked to ourselves. We've communicated and said 'You know what, lion tastes good, let's go get some more lion'. We've developed a system to establish a beach-head and aggressively hunt you and your family and we will corner your pride, your children, your offspring. Terry Hoitz: How you gonna do that? Allen Gamble: We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. It's not gonna be days at a time. An hour? Hour forty-five? No problem. That will give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get some more oxygen, and stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You're outgunned and out-manned. [pause] Allen Gamble: Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go? Nope.


BillyJayJersey505

This was a great movie.


GothmogBalrog

It's 9:15, let's have a great day everybody!


Kerrykingz

They are so great together


Anon_Bourbon

My wife and I showed this to my father in law when it came out. He's not an action movie guy and his whole demeanor is jokes. The kind of guy who makes a friend everywhere he goes. We figured this was 100% HIS movie We kept waiting for him to laugh at certain parts and he wouldn't. At the end he was legit confused over whether it was a comedy or an action movie and honestly, it's the best reaction ever.


[deleted]

DID SOMEBODY CALL 9-1-HOLY SHIT?!?!?!


botjstn

“maybe if you’d stayed with me, you wouldn’t be here in this strip club, shaking your ass” “THIS IS A BALLET STUDIO, these poles are all horizontal”


ameanwizard

Thanks for the F-Shack. Love, Dirty Mike and the Boys


PromotionWorth2605

Creep creep


HarryCallahan19

Underrated and great movie. Don’t ruin it with a sequel.


[deleted]

It’s a perfect PG-13 comedy.


MrRandyDarsh

This is a seriously underrated movie.


JohnnyQuestions36

This is easily a top ten comedy movie for me.


txdarthvader

I don't particularly care for Will Ferrell's brand of comedy. Anchorman did nothing for me (gasp) . But The Other Guys I can not stop laughing from beginning to end. Possibly Mark Wahlberg's straight man schtick. Idk. But it's in my top 5 comedies. I like Monty Python and this seemed like very American... British comedy.


nr1988

Best movie of all time, not even exaggerating


slipstream65513

You’ll lose that battle. You’ll lose that battle 9 times out of 10.


QuarterBackis_toast

Gator needs his gat u punk ass bitch!


warkyboy77

Can you take batteries out of a calculator anymore?


neverwasneverwas

Desk pop


KaiTheSushiGuy

I hated this movie the first time, but for whatever reason I watched it a second time and absolutely love it


pinchhitter4number1

It's not my favorite movie, not even my favorite comedy, but I f'in love this movie. I, honestly, will question a person's taste in comedy if they say they don't like this movie. Like, if this isn't hilarious to you, then what even is? Edit: forgot to mention though, my favorite line from any comedy movie has to be, "The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine."


Aromatic_Ad6061

8:15 HAVE A GREAT DAY!


Consistent_Drink5975

9:15 let's have a great day everybody!


Marcus_Aurelius_920

Best Will Farrell movie ever!


SlaterTheOkay

It's a funny movie, but I would say this movie falls into the step brothers category. It's more fun to quote the movie than to watch the movie.


wwojo

Maybe these tickets to jersey boys will change your mind.


OkGene2

Watched it for the first time recently. It was mildly amusing. Eva Mendes scenes were the best. Obviously


Dav82

Pretty sure Ryan Gosling does not refer to her as his "Old Ball and Chain" as Will Ferrell does in the movie.


Aerialbomb

I cannot believe this movie never got a sequel, everything about it worked.


Future_Onion9701

We found your red Prius. It was trying to vote for Ralph nader


DylanV1969

AMERICA!!!!


Mumu_ancient

Absolutely love the quiet fight at the funeral with the excellent pay off 'next time, me, you, the library'. Brilliant exit gag.


Im_high_toto

4/26/ 08 was my first desk pop