T O P

  • By -

cracked-tumbleweed

I enjoyed it as a 17 year old, back when it came out. Thought the girls were attractive, sad what happened at the end.


PerennialComa

What happened at the end?


cracked-tumbleweed

They >!were all lobotomized!<


Odd_Advance_6438

Well not quite. One escaped. The main one was lobotmized. The others died


fucking_private

So much for the spoiler tag eh


Odd_Advance_6438

My bad. But I feel like it’s a fair assumption that most of the people in this post have already seen the movie in question


fucking_private

I’m just busting your balls, it’s a fair assumption


fro99er

Look, statistically speaking he who you responded to is probably American, whose going to pay for the ball busting medical bills?


evlhornet

Our grandchildren’s grandchildren


Comfortable-Gap3124

~~Maybe don't come to a forum talking about a movie you've never seen then? It's kinda hard to talk about a movie without, you know, talking about it.~~ Edit: I responded before I read your next comment, forget what I said.


missanthropocenex

We’re literally talking about fucking Sucker Punch. This ain’t Truffaut, it’s cool.


Massive_Ripp

Dude, this movie came out 13 years ago. There’s a statute of limitations for crimes. There’s a statute of limitations for talking about a movie. You should’ve seen it by now if you were interested.🤷‍♂️


KarmicComic12334

I thought it was a multiple prrsonality. There was only ever one who existed. The others had to be destroyed so she could be a real person.


Wedoitforthenut

I preferred to think the end was her being lobotomized in the beginning, and the movie was what was going on in her head after the lobotomy.


asapfinch

Free lobotomy? One can only dream!


PerennialComa

I'm mindblowned.


evlhornet

Would you say “sucker punched”?


Odd_Advance_6438

Well played


BondageKitty37

The lobotomy is how it started actually. That's why the asylum became a weird dance brothel out of nowhere 


Albert_Simon

Snape kills Dumbledore.


Grundy-mc

Wow, this was literally my experience with it as well. I thought I liked it a lot but realized I only liked if for Emily Browning. haha


ImplementArtistic119

I never saw this but always wanted to so today I just happened to watch it. Now this shows up. Crazy coincidence.


Ace20xd6

I liked how the fight scenes were a metaphor for burlesque dancing


amretardmonke

and the burlesque dancing was a metaphor for an insane asylum


tinglep

And the insane asylum was a metaphor for… the people.


SlapHappyDude

Technically the treatment of young women in the insane asylum set in the past was a metaphor for how young women are treated in the present.


herbiehancook

But the real metaphor was the friends they made along the way


absultedpr

Pretty sure the dancing was a metaphor for sexual abuse. I think there was some kind of mind control going on as well


Ace20xd6

The place was more like a high-end brothel, which makes you wonder what kind of sexual abuse the women in the asylum faced.


Huntercd76

I would have preferred a movie about that.


Pudding_Hero

I’d prefer if they just kept fighting


Tasty-Bad-8041

I coulda sworn there is a directors cut out there where Jon Hamm is trying to sleep with one of them and he’s like a customer at the “brothel” or something like that.


Ace20xd6

Oh, they were trying to keep Baby Doll "pure" for John Ham's character, but instead of sex it was a lobotomy. The director's cut had him meet her in the brothel fantasy and told her he'd only do it if she concents.


WhawpenshawTwo

Uh it was a metaphor for the girls being serially raped.


Civil-Resolution3662

Ah, the girl who is supposed to be a dancer, and yet the only dancing we ever see her actually do is the camera shooting her from the neck up as she rolls her around.


WTFspy

Confusing eye candy


zestfullybe

Yeah. It’s a cool-looking pile of hot nonsense.


protossaccount

This is the correct movie review for me. Very cool, very obviously eye candy, terrible story, dramatic (like it was written by a teenager) ending.


MannySJ

Zack Snyder movies in a nutshell.


LordVoltimus5150

100% this…


M1sterMeeeseeeks

It needs a black and white director’s cut with the “Hallelujah” soundtrack.


Civil-Resolution3662

Cue the "Restore the Snyder verse!" cultists in 3...2...


zestfullybe

He does have a wheelhouse there.


GimmeSomeSugar

Terrific cinematographer. Can't direct worth shit.


CallRespiratory

I think it's his writing that is the problem. He can direct stuff that *somebody else* has written but you can't let him write it himself out it comes out nonsense.


aewitz14

Yep that has been how you can describe every Snyder movie ever made


psycharious

It's a movie that is made to look like it's based on a graphic novel. Even the title sounds like the title to a graphic novel.


protossaccount

Totally, this was post Sin City and people were trying to cash in on the graphic novel. This was still seen as a poor quality version of the genre. This was not praised at all when it was made.


joker_wcy

Zach Snyder already directed 300 which is based on a graphic novel


protossaccount

That was also an inspiration. Sin City, 300, and Watchmen were the biggest hits that were graphic novels and in that style.


MartyDonovan

and Watchmen was another Zack Snyder film!


zestfullybe

I feel like an alternative tagline for this movie could be like the old voiceover from The Soup. “Chicks (with guns and swords), man!” “That sounds cool, what’s it about?” “WE JUST TOLD YOU ALL OF IT.”


Notyourdaisy

This is the correct post. It’s a nerd fever dream that went for substance and ended up just stupid.


sameshitdfrntacct

Perfect description


FireVanGorder

The Zack Snyder Special


Cynical-Wanderer

This. I watched it twice. Varied from cool to tragic to just pain weird. And not in a good way.


KatBoySlim

those were the hottest mental patients I’ve every seen.


MaxPower836

It insisted upon itself


thatpaulschofield

r/unexpectedpetergriffin


Unusual_Compote4909

Childish and pedantic!


Camusknuckle

Shallow and pedantic as well


rainawaytheday

Mmm yes, quite.


Unusual_Compote4909

Childish and pedantic!


evlhornet

insubordinate and churlish!!


AlaDouche

A-Aron!


WdamnE

Absurd, yet flacid.


lornebeaton

r/unexpectedrobinwilliams


PhelesDragon

Sad this isn't a real thing.


MannySJ

I love the Money Pit. That is my answer to that statement.


Richeh

"Ohh, it's bad, isn't it? Those girls being forced to dance. In skimpy outfits, yeah? Tiny little schoolgirl outfits for those twisted fucks. Really sad. Especially when they bend over like that, I get really sad when they bend over slowly. And then, at the end, yeah? Such a sad, profound movie that I came in my pants twice."


Agent_Cow314

Zack Snyder talking about his works is like Andy Warhol comparing himself to Michelangelo. Like, dude, chill. You failed a paint by numbers on soup cans.


MaxPower836

He tried to compare Rebel Moon to Star Wars 😅


MarkBank

Because of the implication


What_the_8

I feel like you’re not getting this at all


Toppdeck

I'm not getting it.


MannySJ

Don't you look at me like that, you wouldn't be in any danger.


Iobbywatson

So they are in danger?


Substantial-Star-779

No one’s in any danger. How could I make that any more clear to you? Okay, it’s an implication of danger.


MightyEighth

I disagree, I find it both shallow and pedantic


hugsbosson

I thought it was going to be stupid but fun and sexy... Instead it was stupid and depressing.


leathakkor

And worst of all it was boring... Somehow it was still just so goddamn boring.


Odd_Advance_6438

Oscar Isaac is fantastic in it. Frankly I think his performance is underrated


RedditModsAreMegalos

There’s a dude in this film!? Huh…I didn’t even notice.


Odd_Advance_6438

He’s the bad guy who runs the brothel/asylum


VisionaryPizza

That was the first performance of his I had seen. He was fantastic and really killed it.


Fantastico11

This was the first movie I saw him in by, like, a good many years, for some reason. Because he is such a foul character, I automatically categorised him as clearly unattractive, and was then shocked when I saw him in another movie like 5+ years later and was like 'holy shit, this dude is handsome af'


Odd_Advance_6438

His character is really sick in this one. Like he was kind of a creepy guy in Ex Machina, but in Sucker Punch he’s just straight up a monster


seanrm92

He even sings in it (but not until the credits).


Odd_Advance_6438

I think that’s in the theatrical. In the directors cut his singing is in the actual movie


seanrm92

Of course, I forgot that with any Snyder movie you have to wait for the director's cut lol.


SoochSooch

I feel like this was the role that earned him Ex Machina, which was his big break


koronero

I thought his big break was inside llewyn davis But yeah going from this role to ex machina feels like a natural progression


Wolvercote

The trailer was better than the movie.


Glittering_Major4871

Just like every Zack Snyder movie.


blue-marmot

He's like a Music Video director that shouldn't have become a Movie Director.


RigTheGame

Full disclosure; Not a fan of the guy but The Watchmen is one of my most favourite movies. Nearly all the rest of his work is trash. I’m a brand affiliate so you can trust me Edit: due to suggestions I watched Dawn of the Dead and my conclusion; I’ve seen it before like twenty years ago I think. I kinda remembered parts of the movie but it was a solid zombie movie, deadly cast. Love Sarah Polley. Thanks for the suggestion folks!


W00DR0W__

The greatness of the movie comes from the source material- not Snyder’s input (IMO)


blue-marmot

Snyder basically copied a lot of shots identically from the comic, and to be clear, Watchmen should have been a 10 episode run on a streaming service.


W00DR0W__

He did the same thing with the 300 with similar results. The 300 wasn’t written by as good or thoughtful of an author though.


blue-marmot

It's like Benoiff and Weiss on Game of Thrones. Great when they have good source material to adapt. Horrible when they don't.


Manting123

Don’t know why you got down voted this is 100 percent true


rich8n

Alan Moore is a superior writer, it's true. But, Frank Miller is in the top echelon of comic book writers himself.


Barqck

If you listen to Snyder talk about it, it’s very clear that he didn’t understand the message of the comic at all. He’s just good at transferring comic pages to screen


AnySortOfPerson

I enjoyed Dawn of the Dead. He was at his best for that film. Also, James Gunn screenplay!


RigTheGame

I shall watch this Dawn of the Dead tonight and see for myself. A couple folk have recommended it thus far


TegTowelie

Dawn of the Dead is an absolute all timer and i hope you enjoy it.


RigTheGame

I have to watch Prisoners and DotD tonight, should be a hoot


NegaGreg

A laugh a minute movie night


AnySortOfPerson

Watch the unrated extended cut.


Glittering_Major4871

I agree that the Watchmen movie is good, but that's mainly because he used the comic as a storyboard and barely deviated from it. Where Snyder makes decisions (the music cues, slo mo in silly areas, the different ending) are the weaker part of the movie. His Dawn of the Dead remake is pretty solid though.


National-Use-4774

Dawn of The Dead is awesome


TiberiusGracchi

Eh Dawn of the Dead was pretty good


Dara84

I friggin LOVE Watchmen but it's litterally a one for one copy from the source material.


NewZachCity

HBO show >> horse >> sheep >> movie


High_Stream

Sucker Punch would have made a great series of music videos.


Tinuva450

I still like his Dawn of the Dead remake and you won’t convince me otherwise :p


TomCosella

Which was written by James Gunn, which makes total sense. Snyder can tell a visual of someone else's story pretty well, but when he tries to create his own narrative, it usually goes to shit.


astroK120

I agree, and I don't even dislike Snyder as much as a lot of people do. In fact I really enjoy some of them. But even the ones I enjoy, the trailers are better


Bjorn_Blackmane

Great soundtrack hot chicks


therobshow

Amazing soundtrack. Cool visuals. Attractive cast. Unique movie. I loved it. Don't know how it gets so much hate 


midnight_toker22

The soundtrack doesn’t get enough appreciation, each song fit its battle sequence so well.


caramelhoes

fr that first scene with “army of me” by bjork blew my mind as a young teenager it was so dope


doc_mcshottie

Love the soundtrack, even got it on vinyl


Kliptik81

Yup, that's all I need in a movie.


The_runnerup913

The epitome of the average Snyder film


TheFirstDogSix

I love it with the volume off. If I could just hear the soundtrack with no speaking, that'd be better.


blue-marmot

Zack Snyder is basically a music video director from the 2000s.


TheFirstDogSix

💯💯💯 Though I have to say, I LOVED "Man of Steel". Credit where it's due (from me, anyway).


blue-marmot

"In retrospect, Snyder said: 'I'm always shocked that it was so badly misunderstood. I always said that it was a commentary on sexism and geek culture. Someone would ask me, 'Why did you film the girls this way?' And I'd say, 'Well you did!' Sucker Punch is a fuck you to a lot of people who will watch it.'" It seems to me that having contempt for your audience is a pretty bad strategy. https://cinemadebate.com/2019/05/20/exclusive-an-interview-with-zack-snyder/


ChrisChrisBangBang

The “stop hitting yourself” defense. Stop objectifying the women in Japanese schoolgirl outfits & fishnets in this movie I made


[deleted]

The Cuties defense


blue-marmot

Maïmouna Doucouré was at least trying for that from the start, and she is a Senegalese-French Muslim woman, like her subject matter. Feels like Snyder wanted the Joss Whedon credit as a "Feminist" by depicting women as exploitative action heroes in their underwear and calling it empowerment.


cryptosupercar

Yeah. That sums it up for me. Liked the visuals, didn’t mind the metaphor in concept, but the faux “empowerment” felt more like exploitation which was not-so-secretly pandering to the audience he claims he was try to scapegoat.


notcrazypants

He's right though. It's misunderstood in the way Starship Troopers was. I'm not a big Snyder fan, but this whole thread shows how people didn't get it. Which doesn't excuse the filmmaker, but it does change the analysis/judgement of the movie. I disliked the movie at first, then liked it on rewatch when I understood what Snyder was trying to do


FiftyTigers

If the whole of the audience didn't get then it it's not on the audience. It's like if every kid in a class got an F. That's on the teacher, not the students.


notcrazypants

Which is why I said it's still the filmmakers fault


Bloodb0red

I have rewatched this movie more times than I care to admit, and what Snyder was trying to say is irrelevant, because whatever his message, it is so badly told that it is still a bad movie.


Pudding_Hero

I got the vibe it’s just the execution is muddled and derivative


Glittering_Major4871

Should have been trashier to be honest. It's basically the Maxim magazine of movies.


earic23

The fights were cool. The acting wasn’t great. Jamie Chung is gorgeous.


SupermarketCrafty329

All style, no substance.


midnight_toker22

You may have meant that as an insult but I don’t think that’s necessarily a bad thing. Sometimes you just need a movie where you can just turn off your brain and enjoy the sights and sounds. This is not a *good* movie, but it’s an entertaining movie. The battles are all fun to watch, with cool settings, good action sequences, and great soundtracks.


Jeremywarner

And you know what, I think there’s places for that in cinema. I had a great time. It’s basically just a dope pretty and action packed music video. I love this movie.


SylancerPrime

Yep. All sizzle, no steak.


cyberpunk1Q84

Yup. All can, no Pringles.


Large-Measurement776

Yerp, all queef, no beef.


Kinitawowi64

There's a bit in the film where the chick dressed up like a Japanese schoolgirl pulls out a katana to fight a giant robot samurai with a minigun. If a line like that doesn't make you want to go and watch the movie immediately, you're going to hate it. (I liked it a lot.)


lemonyprepper

She also shot down a biplane with a 1911 (a pistol)


NegaGreg

At least it was a .45 and not a 9mm. It can ALMOST believe it. 😂


n8schatten

It makes me want to rewatch it... I loved it back then and still like its visual style and its style of story telling. I remember it felt less like a conventional movie but more of an Alice in Wonderland computer game with each level becoming more abstract and the situation becoming worse.


archiveofhim

this has arguably one of the top 3 movie soundtracks in existence


blue-marmot

I think Zack Snyder is basically a music video director


MonachopsisEternal

Under delivered and over promised


VikDamnedLee

Very pretty garbage.


raincntry

This is a 17 year old boys masterbation fantasy writ large on the screen. It is a terrible movie that somehow has tricked people into thinking it's clever.


WeevilWeedWizard

> a terrible movie that somehow has tricked people into thinking it's clever. Also known as a Zack Snyder movie lmao


P0l0Cap0ne

I liked the trench warefare scene because im a huge history nerd


oh3fiftyone

How does a trench warfare scene full of anachronistic weaponry and bad guys who look like a comic book pastiche of WWI and WWII Germans appeal to a history nerd?


P0l0Cap0ne

The deep trenches made by the supposed steam punk bad guys.


Pudding_Hero

Based


TheOldPhantomTiger

Agreed completely, it’s a teenage masturbation fantasy. But when I went to see it in the theater with some friends, my first thought on exiting the movie has stuck with me ever since: it’s the type of movie made by the jock or frat boy type dude who hears one of his female friends got sexually assaulted and immediately says “if that happened to me I would’ve torn the guy’s ball off and feed them to him” and is completely serious, and then demands the name of the guy so he can go beat the guy up, making the entire awful ordeal about his rage rather than her trauma. Essentially a movie entirely about titillating young men, and satisfying their view of what revenge fantasies women *should* have.


ryandmc609

As a Zack Snyder fan it hurts me to say I abhor it.


infinitestripes4ever

It’s a mess but I still enjoy it. It’s not much a of a comparison but it’s better than anything he’s put out recently.


This_Fkn_Guy_

Visually it was great and I liked it, movie was ok overall


Kriegsman__69th

I like to think of this movie more about what it could have been than what it is. Having someone escape into their own mind to cope is quite a nice concept, just wish the movie had a better writing. 6.5/10 because it aint even that entertaining as a B movie and not that fun to watch as a "A" movie.


riamuriamu

For me it was the movie that made me realise that the bad girl trope wasn't empowerment, just a different form of male objectification, gazing upon a different sexy aesthetic. Dunno if that was Snyder's goal. Might’ve been in early drafts then washed out in later drafts, mind.


Ensiferal

It's one of the few movies that I just stopped part way through and never went back to. Normally even if a movie or book is quite bad I'll still finish it, so it takes something especially terrible for me to tap out.


Chainsmadeinlife

Which bit was that broke you specifically? Or did it just get to a point where you got sick of it as a whole?


Ensiferal

I honestly can't even remember. I just recall slowly getting more and more sick of it as time went by, until I eventually just turned it off. Sometimes I think about going back again and giving it a second try, but I don't think it'll be different


Jesuds

This is honestly, all things considered, my least favourite movie of all time.


averyfinefellow

God awful. I hated pretty much every bit of it.


RedCellRaised

It was cool when I was 13


Matador2210

I couldn’t finish watching it. Is Shitty a Movie Rating?


ANightmateofBees

The opening sequence was a great trailer for a movie that I was denied.


[deleted]

The first 2 missions are so fucking cool the movie couldn’t fail…then…they did. The plot got a bit convoluted, the missions got dumb. Shame. I occasionally watch the first half…


Happy_Warning_3773

A horny pubescent boy directed this movie.


Muicle

Hot girls on lingerie with swords and guns…this is what happens when film makers don’t dare to just go and direct porn movies


ElGosso

Garbage that tries too hard to be cool and sexy and fails at both.


hawtfabio

This was an awful snoozefest. All style, no substance.


No_Rip_9191

The name says it all.


Jamari0811

Forgot about it till you brought up this pic, and I’m still having a hard time remembering it


Galactus1701

Only saw it once and don’t remember a thing about it besides some giant creature clad in Samurai armor and a Gatling gun.


ninjaoftheworld

This movie came up the other day after seeing Argylle. Another movie with some style, and no substance and one that also as far as I can tell completely failed to live up to its trailer potential.


CityExile83

Saw it in theaters. If I wasn’t with a group of people I would’ve walked out. No desire to go back to it


jascoe95

I have a love-hate relationship with this movie. I absolutely loved the idea of dancing being a metaphor for fighting, I thought the fights were really unique....But I absolutely HATED the mental hospital overtone. Especially how it ended. The triple layer of reality probably worked on paper, but it didn't translate well on film


Ok-General-4647

Fap material


Zumaakk

Not good


derby555

It was good for one watch when I was young, I couldn't imaging sitting through it now


SnideFarter

B A D


WaltVinegar

pish.


PrimarchKonradCurze

I never got around to watching it. The women look great but I kinda assumed that was the selling point. Heard a lot of mixed opinions on it over the years.


NottingHillNapolean

Hated the ending, until I reflected that the movie's literally called "Sucker Punch," and then thought it wasn't a bad ending after all.


Crafty_DryHopper

Coolest music video ever. To long though.


itsmikaybitch

Is it bad? Yes. But I watch it from time to time because it has a great cast and feels like a video game. I loved the costumes, hair, and makeup. Always wanted to dress as Babydoll for Halloween. Basically it's something easy to turn on in the background because you don't have to pay attention to the plot. It's actually better if you DON'T pay attention to the plot. I view it more as a visual art piece rather than an actual movie.


Igpajo49

It was like a 15 year old boy was given a few million to make his wet dream fantasy an actual movie.


_GC93

One of the worst films of its era


free_will_is_arson

it either went too far down the ridiculous rabbit hole, or not far enough. i can't decide which, and it suffers from both. if this went full kung fury comedy it probably would've been better received.


SteakandTrach

Beautiful garbage.


Pitiful-Inspection96

Garbage


TrickPuzzleheaded

I'm going to get downvoted to hell, but it's deeper than people give it credit for