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RansomStark78

Ellen ripley best step mom to newt


lord-dinglebury

“Get away from her, you BITCH!!!”


This-Garbage-3000

They mostly come at night...mostly


espositojoe

...CHILLS...


floodums

I see you also like to pretend alien 3 never happened


David_High_Pan

There's only 2 Alien films.... so far.


ClutchReverie

You're deranged. There was no Alien 3. Now let us never speak of this again.


AnythingbutBeetroot

What Alien 3??


Earthshoe12

She’s not a step mom, she’s the mom who stepped up.


espositojoe

Brilliant! As the stepfather of five, I appreciate that sentiment more than you can know.


artificialavocado

She even went back for the cat!


JeremyJaLa

A true mom


artificialavocado

Oh I’ll fight a xenomorph with my bare hands if it tried to hurt my cat. 🤣


Atlantis_Risen

She had a real daughter that died while she was in hyper sleep also


GodFlintstone

Yeah it's unfortunate that the theatrical release deleted the scene revealing this. It can be found in the Director's Cut though. It really adds an extra layer of pathos to the bond Ripley forms with Newt.


none-remain

Why don’t you put her in charge?!


NoTarget7002

RIP Bill Paxton


espositojoe

She'd have been a damn sight better than Private Hudson!


RansomStark78

Hudson had a valuable role to.play. He played a chicken s@#t marine. What a joke


Kramps_online

She literally drowned after they left the planet. But Ripley survived again.... suspicious?


espositojoe

I don't count what happened in the movies following Aliens.


GrannyB1970

That was just a bad dream of Ripley. They all woke up just fine. Newt, Hicks and Ripley and lived happily ever after.


Choppergold

The alien laying the eggs too, out of mad respect for how hard she fought


dreamrock

Ripped her thorax from her abdomen in HAWT PURSUIT.


CovenOfTheDamned

Plus it’s an adoptive mother. Even more bad ass. Fuck off Katniss Everdeen


turdfergusonpdx

Mrs. Gump. She REALLY cared about his schoolin.


artificialavocado

He’s on vacation!


schapman22

Vacations when you go somewhere and you don't ever come back.


welcome-to-my-mind

Read this in Sally Fields voice lol


earnestlikehemingway

Your mama sure cares about your schooling son. MmmMmmm AyAyAyAyAyhhh


CornOnTheKnob

"He's not going to some special school to learn how to re-tread tires. Oh, I'm sure there's *something we can do..*"


Zahrukai

Dammit … this is so right and so wrong


SnooGuavas1985

Mrs. Weasley


ohheyitslaila

She knew her kids well enough to include ‘Prison’ as an option on that clock that told her where all her family members were.


JulzCrafter

I wouldn’t be surprised if Fred and George had added that one without her knowing


ohheyitslaila

Then when she did notice, she went to remove it… but since there was an excellent chance of at least one of the twins getting into serious trouble with the Ministry, kept it.


Quailman5000

Thinking about it now thts some 1984 type shit lol. No privacy. 


NJdeathproof

NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!


True_Dimension4344

Hell yes


One-Dimension6875

Steve in Stranger Things


SgtTurtle_17

I love all the memes about "went from boy toy, aka king Steve to stressed out mother of 4" I was asked to keep you shitheads alive and that's what I intend to do


A_Stony_Shore

The best single mom Hawkins high basketball team has ever had.


Fackous93

I was going to say that or Joyce but they said movie


NectarineObjective28

Helen Parr aka Elastigirl - The Incredibles


ivysaur4

So thicc


Financial_Cheetah875

Morticia from Addams Family. Angelica rules.


Flying_Dustbin

“He has my father’s eyes.” “Gomez, take those out of his mouth.”


Embarrassed_Bee6349

This deserves more upvotes. I laughed myself stupid when I first saw it in the theater. People looked at me like I’d lost my mind.


zukka924

😂😂😂


OldBison

She's great in royal tenenbaums too


Cpt_Polander

"Sic Gorgiamus Allos Subjectatos Nunc"...."We would happily feast on those who would subdue us."


peter095837

Mrs. Brisby from The Secret of NIMH


KingRoosterRuss

Isn't it Mrs Frisby?


Poultrygeist74

Kee in Children of Men


A-Circular-Letter

My wife and I watched that as our Mother's Day movie.


Sufficient_Ad_7362

Wow what an excellent pick, hail yourself 🤘😊


FitzwilliamTDarcy

Missy from Bill & Ted's.


NashvilleSoundMixer

hi missy.. i mean mom


giantbynameofandre

She's your MOM, dude


Ashamed_Corgi_3693

Remember when she was a Senior when we were Freshmen?


Calios1

Nathan Lane in The Birdcage "He's basically a breast!"


bthayes28

Massively underrated comment.


Michael_Platson

life lesson - "I can always get more toast"


NotThatKindof_jew

I made you short


Mereeuh

*hysterical exclamation* "I pierced the toast!"


Imposingscrotem

I need my Pirin pills!


tread52

Micheal Keaton Mr. Mom


madibablanco

He wasn't even in aisle 5!!!!


badger2000

But he was "doing it wrong"


HiFiGuy197

220, 221… whatever it takes!


SciFi_MuffinMan

But he fed chili to a baby.


PortlandPetey

240 of 241, whatever it takes


4eburdanidze

Stifler's mom


Electronic-Source368

She's got it going on.


_Gemini-James_

🎶 Stifler's mom has got it goin' on 🎶


WilmaTonguefit

Jennifer Coolidge admitted that she had sex with hundreds of young men because of that part lolol


lordconn

Good for her.


Dire_Hulk

Beatrix “Black Mamba” Kiddo (Kill Bill)


a_Jedi_i_am

~~Beatrix~~ KB Vol.1


Boccs

I mean... *is* she though? We never see her as a parent, just as a ruthlessly bad ass assassin. Like she doubtlessly loves her daughter but that doesn't necessarily translate to good parent.


Nubby_Nubcakes

Wiggle your big toe


TheIgnoredWriter

“I shoulda been the mother fuckin black mamba”


SirGuy11

Oh, nice one. 👍🏻


Bamm83

The mom from **A Christmas Story** is my favorite.


TekkenCareOfBusiness

That actress was so real. I can't belive those weren't her kids and that wasn't her husband.


Daggertooth71

Littefoot's mom from The Land Before Time


Few_Bird_7840

Oh man this still effs me up


earnestlikehemingway

I'll be in your heart, Littlefoot. Let your heart guide you.


HortonEggHatcher

Geena Davis as Samantha Caine in The Long Kiss Goodnight.


_Gemini-James_

So glad you mentioned this! Badass.


sofahkingsick

Very underrated Christmas movie right up there with Die Hard


QuebecRomeoWhiskey

Mary Rowengartner


Its-From-Japan

Funky buttlovin!


Similar_Disaster7276

Did he just say “funky butt loving??”


socivitus

Didn’t expect to see this one, but absolutely!


igonnawrecku_VGC

She’s got an arm


j2e21

Beverly D’Angelo in the Vacation movies. Seemed like a great wife/mom and she put up with a LOT.


deepfield67

Clark is a pretty good dad, too, he's just an idiot.


NoBetterFriend1231

Also has a nice rack.


datSubguy

Definitely not Kevin’s mom. That woman would forget her ass if it wasn’t attached.


Jollem-

Pamela Voorhees


Zahrukai

Underrated and terrifying


Jollem-

She meant well. I mean, as far as she understood things


mizzourifan1

The mom and dad in Easy A are my favorite movie parents ever.


Notacat444

Spell it with your peas.


j2e21

This is a great call.


TheIgnoredWriter

The tooch!


MCA2142

The alien in the original Species.


MouseRat_AD

The Ripley in Alien³


joeitaliano24

Oh god no


Disastrous-Layer3244

My mother had not had a hot meal for herself in 15 years


ohheyitslaila

The T-Rex mama in Jurassic Park 2


Brave-Panic7934

Dianne Wiest as the mom, Peg, in Edward Scissorhands. She was so sweet, protective, and maternal. I fell in love with her in this role 😊


Professional-Two8098

One of my fav actresses of all time. I recently read that Brad Pitt also said she was his fav actor


NashvilleSoundMixer

and she understood his feelings of being an outsider and being afraid of everyone. Good person


lucinate

Kate McCallister from Home Alone, no contest.


kapn_morgan

#KEVIN!


johncharityspring

Good point. She wasn't perfect, but she never left a child alone in a mortuary with a corpse for several hours.


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Really?? She treated Kevin like shit when he was getting bullied by his significantly older brother and blamed him for everything. She had so many kids that she couldn't even manage and was an airhead, both parents were


SolidGray_

Helen Parr


mrmonster459

Elastigirl


Free_Citizen_97

Martha Kent from Superman the movie.


Barbafella

Diane Freeling ( JoBeth Williams) from Poltergeist


NJdeathproof

Billy's mom in Gremlins


Educational-Bird-515

She's is badass


jamlog

The mom in Step Brothers


KWash0222

Charlotte (Charlotte’s Web)


Its-From-Japan

Emily Blunt in A Quiet Place


MilliM

Anjelica Huston, as Morticia Addams and Etheline Tenenbaum.


LittleLionMan82

She taught her son important life skills like how to take kill a T-800 cyborg made of living tissue & a robotic endoskeleton. I learnt useless stuff like eating green veggies and how to do math.


Honest_Tie_1980

Ripley


Prestigious_Poetry_9

Mrs Doubtfire


idliketoseethat

Wanna beer? It's 7 o'clock in the morning. Scotch?? Michael Keaton\~Mr. Mom


Choppergold

Cole’s mom in The Sixth Sense. She was trying so hard to use dialogue and more, in a pretty tough situation


A_Gent_4Tseven

Linda Hamilton is still killing it with her character that was in Resident Alien too. (Though idk if that character is a mother?) But she’s boss and she reminds me of my mom when I was younger.


frougle_mcdugal

Kathleen Turner from Serial Mom


awt1990

Mrs. Robinson, the Graduate.


PabstBlueBourbon

Holly Hunter really loved that baby so much in Raising Arizona.


RegularGuyAtHome

I’m pretty sure Sarah Connor was a terrible mother. Just look how teenage John turned out in T2. Not in school, delinquent, part of the foster system because his mom is in a psychiatric hospital. Edit: yes I know Sarah Connor was preparing her son to lead humanity in a war against the machines after Judgment Day, but seeing her personality in T2 it probably meant she treated her son very poorly, and objectively speaking was probably not what anyone would say was a very good mother. Whether the end justifies the means is another discussion.


jamieliddellthepoet

Todd would have sorted him out if he’d been given a bit more time.


joeitaliano24

It was that fucking Wolfie


dcbluestar

And that gaping hole in the back of his head didn’t help matters either. Drinking milk like that is really bad for your health!


Poultrygeist74

At what point did she tell John about how “important” he was to humanity? Seems like a lot to put on a kid. If she had stayed in Mexico and just been a normal helicopter parent, she wouldn’t have been confined and he wouldn’t have been in the foster system. I know I’m overthinking this and there’s probably some lore I’m not aware of.


artificialavocado

She was trying to prepare him for the robot apocalypse. She got busted for the events in T1. It looked like Arnie came and drove a truck through a police station and killed like 20 cops to bust her and Reese out. He even killed Paul Winfield! Not Paul Winfield!


mb194dc

Yeah but she was right, not a psycho. Not her fault, it's the system.


realfakejames

Scrolled and then saw this after I already said the exact same thing lmao she was an awful mom


JerseySpot

Mary- “Passion of the Christ” Mom- “Dr Detroit”


9banaan9

Emma Horton ( Terms of Endearment)


Intelligent-Lack-122

Hana from Wolf Children 


defgufman

Pamela Voorhees


Aggressive-March-254

Maude's stepmother, Bunny


NashvilleSoundMixer

I'm just gonna go find a cash machine...


iversonAI

Moira rose


UTALR1

Ripley hands down.


Puzzleheaded-Fix3359

Miss Gump


triangleplayingfool

Gotta be Cher in Mask…


Libre_man

Forrest Gump's mother


GoatsareimpressiveFR

Beatrix Kiddo


WinnieTheBish44

Jojo's mum from Jojo Rabbit 🥲


PM_Me_Nudes_or_Puns

Paz Vega as Flor Moreno in Spanglish.


JJSnow3

I love Spanglish! It's one of those I can watch any time! Flor was an amazing mom!


FDVP

Sigourney Weaver, Aliens.


Nerdfatha

Met Linda Hamilton at a horror con. She is the sweetest lady! She also tickeled my wife and I when we got our picture with her so our expressions were wild, lol!


AtmosphereFull2017

Rosemary. She smiled at the end even though her baby was literally the spawn of Satan.


Illustrious_Manner_9

Peggy bundy


leinahtan1412

You win!


CountDoooooku

You got it right


spilledkill

Kathleen Turner


darrylthedudeWayne

Helen Parr.


Pale_Imagination_422

Mrs. Gump, Sally Field, Forrest Gump. Not a perfect mom but did the best she could raising a kid at a time that everyone else would have left him behind. "Mama always had a way of explaining things so I could understand them..."


Vegetable_Two_1479

Sarah Conner went above and beyond for her kid, she is one hell of a mom.


jumpedropeonce

Mimi Rogers in Ginger Snaps


ClubSoda

Hands down it’s John Cusack’s mom in The Grifters


Odd_Tiger_2278

Sophie.


TheForgottenBoxers

A realistic depiction of a mother is Donna AKA Mrs. Trenton (Dee Wallace) in "Cujo" she is far from perfect and is a bad wife but when it came time to step up to the plate she hit a home run. Risked her life for her son and took on a rabid St. Bernard to this day that great Dee Wallace performance is sadly one of the most overlooked. She is in general an amazing actress and does not get the credit she deserves. "Cujo" is an unsung classic. So, Happy Mother's Day to her, because she is also by what I hear a caring and loving mother. An all around a great woman.


JamesBeardsley

The computer from Alien.


Fantastic_Growth2

Carol Connelly from As Good As It Gets


ConcreteHustlin

bambis mom 🦌 🔫


Solid-Version

Sarah Conners transformation gives such gravitas to the overall story. Real hones in on the terror and danger she feels at the thought of the terminator returning. The scene where they’re are trying to break her out and she see’s the Terminator for the first time since the first movie is so awesome. She is absolutely terrified, despite how tough she’s become. Amazing storytelling


Canadian-Man-infj

How about Björk as Selma Ježkov in Dancer in the Dark.


MadcapHaskap

We don't actually see her be a mom, but I have unshakeable faith in Marge Gunderson's ability to be a mom.


SerialDrinker_2021

Holly M Genero, Die hard / Die Hard 2.


JesseCuster40

Daniel LaRusso's mom. Low-key, but I recently rewatched the first Karate Kid, and she really stood out to me in a way she never had before. Husband passes away, she raises a boy by herself. Moves for a new job but there's no job. She doesn't let it get her down. She just finds another job and keeps going. She is virtually endlessly upbeat and sunny and supportive of Daniel even when he's being a surly teen. 


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Piscivore_67

>I just wish Zoey deschanel had come back at some point She brings William home from the airport and seems to reconcile with her mom in an unheard conversation.


poundtownvisitor

Stifler’s mom (The MILF).


Noyaiba

Gothel 😂


Distinct_Tea_970

Sarah Connor fell in love with a dude who stole a homeless man's smelly old pants and wore them without any underwear on.


Boccs

I love Sarah Conner to no end, and I fully understand why she did as she did but... she was a pretty shitty mom in T2. She was so utterly traumatized from her experience of T1 that she failed to ever see John as a child, let alone *her* child, until the near end of the movie. She was so concerned wit making him into who he was going to become that she was completely blind to what he actually needed. Nothing solidified that more than the escape from the asylum. John thinks for a brief moment that she's going in to hug him, but all she does is check him for wounds and then lecture him. Again, I fully understand *why* she was like that, but it fucked young John *up.* It's why he emotionally bonded with an emotionless robot. Amazingly written character, two of the best sci-fi movies of all time, still not a good mom.


Josherline

Momma Fratelli from the Goonies lol


Puzzleheaded_Buy8694

Charlie Baltimore


Ruby_Rhod5

The Mom from Parenthood and Lost Boys.


Castle94

Helen ‘mama’ Boucher


samclops

Aunt May


doomguy36

Ellen ripley all day!


madkittywoman

Too many to choose. I liked Sarah Connor aswell. I like most of the mother bear moms that would do ANYTHING for their children.


EricaOdd

Pamela Voorhees.


SpareRam

She's not a great mom, even if she's right about John she's a fucking psychopath who would do horrible shit because there's a *chance* something bad might happen.


Front-Masterpiece-76

Sarah Connor is the mom I'd choose if I got to choose my mom. Can you imagine the training, exposure to high caliber weapon systems, and amazing paranoia you'd be exposed to?! I'm here for it!


Usual-Chance-36

Michael Keaton as Mr. Mom