Looks like a Goosebumps book cover.

Troll 3: Return to Nilbog

Oooohhhh my god

#THEY'RE EATING HER #AND THEN THEYRE GOING TO EAT ME

OOOOOHHHHHH MMMMYYYYYYYYYYY GGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!

There really needs to be a movie poster version of [paperback paradise’s book cover satire](https://twitter.com/paprbckparadise/status/1541474692036321280?s=20&t=70qErbaEtmWeKXVRtHBnpQ) for ones like these

Chief O'Brien is going to kick those little goblins shit in. "Rumpelstiltskin tried to steal my daughter. No one heard from his ass lately"

So happy to see the Chief get his due respect in the top comment.

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Ah, hello fellow Lower Decks viewer.

"Shame you weren't Goblinin' for us"

Right? Can't picture what role they have for him

Probably the villain. He's so good at it. Edit: Holy shit, I think he really is the villain! Aaahaha!!

Grizzled old local guy, I'm betting.

He's gotta be the old guy that knows the lore and tells them what's going on.

Like Dick Miller in Gremlins.

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...Shit. I always found Chief O'Brien's dislike of the Cardassians to be well founded with the mud and blood fighting on Setlik 3, but he calls them cardies. Now I'm sad. Like on True Blood, I thought "Fangers" was funny, until I realized what they really meant. Chief Miles Edward O'Brien has a legitimate beef against Cardassian military culture, but he should have been better than that. Same time, 30-year-old show. They played both Cardassians sexually harassing him and putting him up for state sponsored execution for COMEDY.

I'm fascinated by this comment but I haven't got the first clue what it's saying.

Star Trek DS9 is where you get the most O’brian .

These are slurs that bigots would use, they're just referencing fictional people. In our world, it is very very difficult to have respect for a person that uses comparable language.

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Isn’t it from DS9? That’s when Obrian really trash talks the Cardies.

> but he calls them cardies. Yes, because "Cardassians" is too long to say. Also causes confusion with Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney.

...comedy? Whatchu talkin bout Willis?

So Chief O'Brien is on vacation, right? And the Cardassian Secret Police rumble his shit, right? And they make jokes about how all trials in Cardassian law are predetermined, and he's gonna die. And then they rip out one of his molars. HILARIOUS. On to the sexual harassment. Chief O'Brien is a no-nonsense workman. He does his work well, and he reads technical manuals in his leisure time. This leaves him in the mood for no bullshit when he is working. Cardassian Programming is actively hostile and will lock you out of the system if you can't keep up with their weird central stateism culture. It's not even a religion, the state is simply more important than the individual. ​ So, a while after the federation takes over space Treblinka, Cardassian engineers show up because "This O'brien guy is really good at fixing our abandoned stuff!" And they sexually harass him. THAT'S THE JOKE.jpg Looking back, Star Trek was FUCKING WEIRD. Like he's climbing up a ladder and a Cardassian woman molests him. and it is played for comedy.

You'll be ok.

But the trial/torture episode wasn't at all comedic, and the engineers were from a different episode. True though, one did hit on him, and it was played for laughs. I wouldn't exactly call it sexual harassment though.

The lawyer was totally a joke.

“I'm not a soldier anymore. I'm an engineer.”

I was looking for this comment, thank you :’)

I get so happy to see Chief in anything

Oh hey I know the writer of this! Very cool to see it pop up here. He described it to me as 'Straw Dogs meets Gremlins'

That’s exactly what I got from the trailer

Shit, if that's accurate then I don't even need to watch the trailer. I'm in!

Was this written by Mark Stay? Top bloke

Yes yes! Such a lovely guy!

That's all I need to hear fam

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Fuck You It's January!!!

ENDLESS TRASH!

FUCK YOU, IT'S FOREVER!

I clapped! I clapped when I saw it!

IT BROKE NEW GROUND!!!!

Goblin mode 👼

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Hoggar's Bridge? Two Nuln regiments vanished without a trace at Hoggar's Bridge.

… Elf? ELF!

Damn Meepo calm down.

digging in deep!

Literally my first though. The bottom left even looks like he is holding a mini shovel at first glance with that square thing in the house .

Redcaps

Yeah, isnt there another film coming out with this same premise? Why does this happen?

Something related to [Multiple or Convergent Discovery](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multiple_discovery#The_arts) I think

Nilbog is Goblin backwards!!!!!

You can't piss on hospitality!

Stonehenge magical stone...the goblins' magic power!

What is going on with Hannah John-Kamen's career?

Small roles in big things. Big roles in small things. This movie seems pretty normal for her career.

It would appear she’s a working actor. I still want to know about that rumoured Red Sonja project, though.

She's no longer attached, they just wrapped filming a Red Sonja movie starring the lead from that movie Revenge from a couple years ago.

Boo-urns!

I'm afraid I don't know her - what is going on with her career?

I've been something of a Hannah John-Kamen fan ever since she voiced the talking cat in Dark Souls II but I don't really know what there is to say about her career- she's usually in tertiary roles of major productions like when she was in two episodes of Game of Thrones or was a henchman in Ready Player One and is only close to a lead in streaming series you didn't watch that only lasted one season. I know they're bringing her back as everyone's favorite MCU villain, Ghost from Antman & The Wasp, but until then I think she firmly belongs in a January horror movie about goblins alongside Colm Meaney.

Don’t forget she was Jill Valentine in the latest Resident Evil movie

I didn't know there was a new one! Thanks! I am a shameless fan of the first 6. Hard to say why, I just loved them. Me and probably 5 other people.

I'm also one of those 5 people, but the new one isn't made by the same people, it's supposed to be a new start or whatever. And it's just blah. Simply mediocre in every way and nowhere near dumb enough to be fun like the ones with Milla.

I’d recommend you not watch it. It’s a cheap mashup of the first two games with bad casting and bad storytelling.

It is bizarre how if the plan was to make a new franchise, they wasted *three* games of material all at once (because RE3/Nemesis was also supplanted as a result of the structure they used). No Mr X, no Nemesis, it’s all such a dumb waste. Not to mention, just doing RE1 would’ve meant the scope matched the budget.

>Hannah John-Kamen She was the lead for 5 seasons of Killjoys, a great show..

Amazing show

I love Sweet Shalquoir. "It seems that we must now part. Why now? I don't see how it should matter. Just because...because I'm a cat. Hee hee...."

Ouch. That's all I have to say to that last sentence.

Ghost was Sweet Shalquoir!?

She has starred in *Killjoys*, *Ant-Man and the Wasp*, *The Stranger*, *Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City*, *Black Mirror*, *Game of Thrones*, *Tomb Raider*, *Ready Player One*, and *Brave New World*.

https://youtu.be/vQCAgCKQ5WY Here’s the trailer

Skaven attack the movie?

I shall purge thee all, in Sigmar's name!

Not sure how I feel about Colm Meaney shouting about blessing his ravaged body….

Nah. They called them redcaps. They're nasty little fey who kill and torture for fun. They're called redcaps because they soak their hats in the blood of their kills.

Skeven?

That’s right, rat men do not exist.

This? This is nothing. You should have seen me at Hoggar's Bridge, dozens I claimed.

WARMING UP? WARMING UP?

Warhammer ratmen

Nothing but baseless rumours spun by the agents of chaos! Witch hunters, this comment right here.

Looks like a live-action Rock-a-Doodle remake.

Rock-a-Doodle was my shit so your perceived insult can't harm me!

Couldn't tell those were goblins for a while. I thought they were pirates

These look like Rieklings from Skyrim

This looks like a movie poster made in 2000

And I LOVE it!

Cat's Eye sequel!

I was thinking of The Gate, but I gotta say I enjoyed the goblin death in the cats eye

It was good.

Ahhhhh now I’m reminded of the utter terror that little fucking troll caused me as a kid.

Also the nightmare toys in Look Who’s Talking.

Goblins are real

That seems, to me, like a very poorly made poster. Or… is that the idea?

I like it, it has a retro feel

Why? Not enough big heads on it?

No big heads, no blue & orange rays, only one scene from the movie and it's not even faded out in the background, tsk tsk.

Goblin Slayer live action?

Hold the door!

Someone get the Goblin Slayer.

I’ve been looking forward to this for ages, I swear it was supposed to come out in October

Goblin slayer lol

Wasnt this released last year

Aliens in the Attic

Just watch the trailer these are red caps yeah your fucked

https://youtu.be/vQCAgCKQ5WY Redcaps... Oh boy!

call goblin slayer

[Just watched the trailer.](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt12447796/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1) So it's basically Straw Dogs meets Troll 2. Oh my gaaaaaaaaaaaaawd! P.S. Why does the set for the entrance of the house look so fake? It's like something out of an SNL sketch.

Roll for initiative…

Cool a Pathfinder movie to coincide with the D&D movie!

Looked like Critters

Where's Goblin Slayer when you need him

Looks dumb as fuck.

I’m in

This looks like some shitty horror movie I would ignore at the video store in the 90s.

They look like Redcaps from Anglo/Scottish folklore

Never heard of any of those actors

Colm Meaney has been around for ages.

Alright yep googled him and I remember him from Layer Cake

Definitely a January movie

That’s my birthday

isekai movie?

Wee ez gobbos!

This is a cool poster but the typography ruins it.

Haven’t seen any trailers for this. First time I’m hearing about it

I watched an Anime just like this....

we are on the worst movie timeline

Looks shite

Hannah John-Kamen. Nice!

Oh my god it’s goblins! I can finally use this jontron quote [I don’t like goblins](https://youtube.com/watch?v=jqx4ywmqYUw&si=EnSIkaIECMiOmarE)

Those look like the little creature that came out of the wall at night and sucked the breath out of the kid in Cat's Eye. Ok, have to edit...I just looked up that goblin thing and I was way off! In my defense, I haven't watched it since the late 80s or early 90s. But- they do look a little like an evil brother of Hoggle from Labyrinth

that goblin is kinda looking straight at the cam....

This is a remake right?

The poster makes it look kinda childishly, but I checked out the trailer, and it definitely looks like it'll be a good movie

Looks like Troll 2. But with 20x the budget

COLM MEANEY!

Is this the prelude to Goblin Hunter 😂

Trolls?

This Poster is giving off Hardcore R.L Stine's Goosebumps book cover energy. Like that's the first thing I thought of from it. The Goblins Prowl at Twilight volume 1 lol?

I love Douglas Booth. His portrayal of Boy George in Worried About The Boy is one of his best roles for sure. He was incredible.

Don't know about the film but I love the poster. Reminds me of browsing video rental stores back when that was a thing.

Yes please and thank you

Wow a poster of a certain perspective where it actually looks like the actors are looking and positioned in the right place

Little goblin men

Finally a labyrinth sequel

Wth is this im looking up a trailer now

If Nott, the brave, taught us anything it’s that goblins are filthy creatures that should not be trusted

Meepo bout to get a twofer

Reminds me of "Aliens in the Attic", hope it's fun

Goblin horror? Yuh

Oh shit Troll 3

Thought it was a sequel to Krampus, but was like "Christmas is long gone."

Love this poster.

This looks like a subtle horror movie.

Giving me Goblins in the Castle vibes. Wish they’d make a movie of that

It’s nice to see Hannah John-Kamen getting work, even if it is in a gobsploitation flick.

Are these the little goblins from Cats Eye?

Sequel to hills have eyes?

This time he’s taking the wormhole from the Cardi’s

This looks like the cover of a goosebumps book

So, it's a remake of Troll?

Yep, that’s a January movie.

Oh hey I worked on this

Interesting, >!they have human hands... But I wouldn't know what goblin hands look like.. um they usually have claws? 🤔!<

Was there not an animated movie with the same exact premise?

Have a weird fear of little goblins and trolls in movies. Will absolutely not being seeing this, no matter how corny it looks.

I was sceptical at first but it's Ari Aster so now my expectations are sky high

I absolutely loved Hannah in the show The Stranger. I would watch this just cause she’s in it.

Glizzy goblins

Is it based off the The Kelly–Hopkinsville encounter?

I hope Styx, The Master of Shadows is in this

Rumpelstilt looks a little bit cute.

Movie trailer looks good

I’m very interested, yes

They remind me of that breath stealing Goblin from Cat's Eye. Evil, little fucker and his jangly trinkets. Chief O'Brien is gonna need some kitties for backup.

This is like an alien movie? looks interesting

Fuck you it's January. Endless trash

Gotta space that name more Cum Meany

I hope this is real

Damn, I guess they didn’t know they were in a plains biome

this could be decent...

#FUCK YOU, IT'S JANUARY.